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Raised By Birds posted:The American dream, the idea that everyone may find peace and prosperity for themselves and their loved ones. We of course welcome people from other nations to come seek it as well. Well, maybe if you believe Donald Trump’s version where human trafficking is all about driving a truck across the desert with women bound and duct taped in the back.
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there wolf posted:How could you forget the one where buff QB Trump is running the ball, pursued by those evil dems on the other team. Isn’t that the one where someone on Twitter pointed out that, based on the positions of the other players, Trump was literally about to score an own goal?
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# ? Mar 7, 2019 06:12 |
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Anybody can do the right-wing grift train and fabricate a best seller.
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# ? Mar 7, 2019 06:28 |
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fool_of_sound posted:It's because evangelicals also have the self-image of being long-suffering humble christians while in fact being bloviating assholes McNaughton is Mormon though, which is why his Trump adoration is all the weirder. Everything about Trump's character is the very antithesis of Mormon culture. Mormons still overwhelmingly are Republican, but they like decorum and restraint. McN's Trump worship is deeply upsetting to me on a personal level because it's not even a reflection of his culture. It's just... him.
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# ? Mar 7, 2019 07:12 |
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Hunny Bunny starting her 2020 campaign strongly with a Stop This Goddamn Arc platform.
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# ? Mar 7, 2019 07:18 |
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I will never understand rightwing cartoonist obsession over how taxes and gas prices are these horible burdens that working people must bare but never ever talk about rent.
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# ? Mar 7, 2019 07:21 |
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Combining both of Horseys passions. Bezos and tits.
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# ? Mar 7, 2019 07:31 |
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Gotta admit, I wasn't expecting the anti-LGBT angle.
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# ? Mar 7, 2019 07:36 |
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After The War posted:But you can only be five feet tall. On one hand you'll end up having to live on the robot reservation (cause the humans discriminate against you). On the other hand you'll also get X-ray vision or a cloaking device (one or the other but not both).
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# ? Mar 7, 2019 08:22 |
That Hunny Bunny is clearly copy and pasted together from past strips.
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# ? Mar 7, 2019 08:26 |
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Discendo Vox posted:That Hunny Bunny is clearly copy and pasted together from past strips.
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# ? Mar 7, 2019 09:23 |
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No 2024 today, folks. Got a job interview, had to spend the night preparing. Double dose tomorrow
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# ? Mar 7, 2019 12:14 |
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HootTheOwl posted:Update: My wife apparently thinks it's wrong to scam Chuds and now we're fighting. My go fund me to write a Q book is on hold. After we watched the Flat Earth doc on Netflix my wife decided we should start a scam to bilk some fools' cash. We're toying with the idea of saying the appendix is fake
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# ? Mar 7, 2019 13:26 |
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Saint Sputnik posted:After we watched the Flat Earth doc on Netflix my wife decided we should start a scam to bilk some fools' cash. We're toying with the idea of saying the appendix is fake Appendectomfoolery: How Surgeons Are Pretending to Remove an Imaginary Organ Don't fall for Big Scalpel's Scam! Scampel
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# ? Mar 7, 2019 13:37 |
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It must be nice to live in the conservative bubble where taxes are the only expenditure anyone has to worry about
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# ? Mar 7, 2019 13:43 |
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Who gives quote:2 A gently caress.
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# ? Mar 7, 2019 13:49 |
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I like the awkward "to quote AOC" part at the beginning so people who don't live in his bubble have some idea what the gently caress he's going on about
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# ? Mar 7, 2019 13:59 |
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Somfin posted:No 2024 today, folks. Got a job interview, had to spend the night preparing. Good luck! Hope it goes well.
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# ? Mar 7, 2019 14:01 |
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Lester I promise you, as a Florida native, nobody moves from New York to Florida over taxes. They move here because until the day comes when climate change sinks us in to the ocean, we've got year round decent weather.
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Somfin posted:No 2024 today, folks. Got a job interview, had to spend the night preparing. Congrats and good luck! Protip: Don't mention this thread during the interview, we are a shame that must remain secret.
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# ? Mar 7, 2019 14:24 |
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Space Cadet Omoly posted:Congrats and good luck! Protip: Don't mention this thread during the interview, we are a shame that must remain secret. Interviewer: Where do you see yourself in five years? Somfin: *Don't say it* Somfin: *Don't say it* Somfin: *Don't say it* Somfin: Mike Lester beats his wife. Interviewer: ... welcome aboard!
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Trapezium Dave posted:Hunny Bunny starting her 2020 campaign strongly with a Stop This Goddamn Arc platform. I must admit, it is a compelling pitch.
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# ? Mar 7, 2019 16:01 |
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That's a cod piece right there.
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# ? Mar 7, 2019 16:24 |
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CuwiKhons posted:Lester I promise you, as a Florida native, nobody moves from New York to Florida over taxes. They move here because until the day comes when climate change sinks us in to the ocean, we've got year round decent weather. I really wouldn't call Florida weather decent year round. 90+ degrees with 100% humidity is not fun at all. And then it starts raining.
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# ? Mar 7, 2019 16:27 |
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Mev York
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# ? Mar 7, 2019 16:29 |
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ZeButler posted:I really wouldn't call Florida weather decent year round. 90+ degrees with 100% humidity is not fun at all. And then it starts raining. This was my exact thought. Florida is literal hell in the summer months. I can't imagine wanting to live in that chud infested swamp.
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# ? Mar 7, 2019 16:33 |
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It always amazes me how much Rose can piss me off just by making the most inconsequential cartoons imaginable.
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# ? Mar 7, 2019 16:43 |
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ZeButler posted:I really wouldn't call Florida weather decent year round. 90+ degrees with 100% humidity is not fun at all. And then it starts raining. I mean, I've never lived anywhere else so it's fine to me. But yeah, there's a reason we have snowbirds - rich bastards who live here in the winter and fly home for the summer when it's too hot for them.
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# ? Mar 7, 2019 16:45 |
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CuwiKhons posted:I mean, I've never lived anywhere else so it's fine to me. But yeah, there's a reason we have snowbirds - rich bastards who live here in the winter and fly home for the summer when it's too hot for them. A good half of these people live on Cape Cod in the summer, and their houses there are loving gigantic, so I can only imagine how ridiculously oversized their Florida McMansions are
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# ? Mar 7, 2019 16:47 |
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Lol does New York have a population problem? It's like my conservative family always talking about everyone fleeing California. California population is growing. But they left. So therefore.
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MelvinBison posted:It always amazes me how much Rose can piss me off just by making the most inconsequential cartoons imaginable. I laughed my rear end off at this comic not because it was funny but because its in such bad taste it can be used to induce vomiting. Rose lacks so much spatial awareness and tone, im suprised he can pick up a pen let alone draw comics.
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loquacius posted:A good half of these people live on Cape Cod in the summer, and their houses there are loving gigantic, so I can only imagine how ridiculously oversized their Florida McMansions are A lot of them live in garish gated communities but some choose to live right on the beach and have a hilarious problem with squatters during the summer because anybody can walk from the beach right up to your goddamn house and guess what, homeless people are gonna chill on your porch because you're not loving there to stop them. Of course they've "solved" this problem with security cameras they can check from their phones and calling the police because someone dared take a nap in your hammock.
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# ? Mar 7, 2019 16:51 |
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Well, he's got my vote!
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# ? Mar 7, 2019 16:53 |
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Saint Sputnik posted:After we watched the Flat Earth doc on Netflix my wife decided we should start a scam to bilk some fools' cash. We're toying with the idea of saying the appendix is fake I ended up canceling the whole thing because It wanted to use my real name and WOAH BUDDY am I not using my real name on a Q anon troll effort.
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# ? Mar 7, 2019 17:16 |
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Bombadilillo posted:Lol does New York have a population problem? New York State has been losing population slowly, but it's mostly because of upstate cities shrinking, not NYC (sorry, Buffalonians, but no one actually WANTS to live in Buffalo).
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# ? Mar 7, 2019 17:42 |
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Bombadilillo posted:Lol does New York have a population problem? Wohl said it was because her property taxes went from $100,000 to $6,000. It's a stealth thirst comic for AOC.
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# ? Mar 7, 2019 18:01 |
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Articles tell me the number one reason is people running from increasingly insane winter storms.
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Selachian posted:New York State has been losing population slowly, but it's mostly because of upstate cities shrinking, not NYC (sorry, Buffalonians, but no one actually WANTS to live in Buffalo). The whole North East has been shrinking, and the sunbelt growing has been for decades now. This is not a function of politics, but rather a result of widespread availability of central air making living in a sun-baked hellhole more palatable. Add in the fact that an aging population migrates to warmer climates. It's just conservatives attributing a long established trend as something new that is happening to spite liberals. It's similar to when Conservapedia claimed that their call to boycott the NFL was causing the Superbowl's viewership numbers to drop.
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