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Platystemon)
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https://twitter.com/Gizmodo/status/1103340790825320448
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# ? Mar 6, 2019 18:18 |
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# ? May 30, 2024 22:23 |
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Teenagers still use Facebook?
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# ? Mar 6, 2019 19:33 |
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Captain Billy Pissboy posted:Teenagers still use Facebook? those ones are from the teacher's phone
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# ? Mar 6, 2019 19:52 |
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who even gets phone calls anymore. i get less than one a day and most of those are spam
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# ? Mar 6, 2019 19:57 |
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We live in the cinematic universe of the Maximum Overdrive reboot.
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# ? Mar 6, 2019 19:59 |
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100 HOGS AGREE posted:who even gets phone calls anymore. i get less than one a day and most of those are spam ... pretty soon the thread turned into a goon brag fest about getting the fewest calls
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# ? Mar 6, 2019 20:09 |
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i don’t even have a phone
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# ? Mar 6, 2019 20:11 |
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i have three separate apps on my phone to screen and ignore telemarketers never ever give a company your phone number
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# ? Mar 6, 2019 20:13 |
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Phone posted:i don’t even have a phone
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# ? Mar 6, 2019 20:29 |
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I feel less safe if it works as they want it to.
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# ? Mar 6, 2019 21:05 |
100 HOGS AGREE posted:who even gets phone calls anymore. i get less than one a day and most of those are spam I still prefer doing phone calls for a lot of conversation so
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# ? Mar 6, 2019 23:31 |
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# ? Mar 6, 2019 23:46 |
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just what we need, another reason not to wash your hands after your done in the bathroom
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# ? Mar 7, 2019 01:46 |
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cool im glad ed-209 follows, uh, the ai murder policy
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# ? Mar 7, 2019 01:56 |
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is the reader assumed to already know what the ai murder policy is
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# ? Mar 7, 2019 01:59 |
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i'm gonna guess it's "kill em all and let god sort em out" if it's the us military writing it
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# ? Mar 7, 2019 02:04 |
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"absolutely"
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# ? Mar 7, 2019 02:07 |
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Senju Kannon posted:i'm gonna guess it's "kill em all and let god sort em out" if it's the us military writing it Comes pre-loaded with Google's self driving car AI, with a switchup of high-low priority collision aversion linked to the targeting system. It'll never get any updates. *Turret wavers nervously between a pregnant woman and a small child walking a dog*
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# ? Mar 7, 2019 03:50 |
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01011001 posted:cool im glad ed-209 follows, uh, the ai murder policy It's pretty forward thinking for the DoD to consider artificial beings persons with protections. Will the first AI death be a murder or a suicide?
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# ? Mar 7, 2019 04:18 |
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taqueso posted:It's pretty forward thinking for the DoD to consider artificial beings persons with protections. Will the first AI death be a murder or a suicide? Predator Drone Court-Martialed For Afghani Civilian Deaths
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# ? Mar 7, 2019 04:27 |
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https://twitter.com/jennaaclaire/status/1102445539747135488?s=19
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# ? Mar 7, 2019 08:34 |
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so much for protests
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# ? Mar 7, 2019 08:49 |
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jfc
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# ? Mar 7, 2019 16:32 |
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:i have three separate apps on my phone to screen and ignore telemarketers the app i use for that is leaving the phone on silent and never answering for calls i dont expect
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# ? Mar 7, 2019 16:41 |
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power word- Jeb! posted:the app i use for that is leaving the phone on silent and never answering for calls i dont expect When they ask for a number I give them yours instead.
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# ? Mar 7, 2019 17:05 |
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power word- Jeb! posted:the app i use for that is leaving the phone on silent and never answering for calls i dont expect i personally don't have that luxury as i am looking for work, but if i were employed hoo boy i would also not answer phone calls like the social butterfly that i am
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# ? Mar 7, 2019 19:04 |
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power word- Jeb! posted:the app i use for that is leaving the phone on silent and never answering for calls i dont expect sure, but how many telemarketer calls + voicemails would you need to be receiving every single day before you started looking into autoblocking lists and something to autoblock spoofed numbers
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# ? Mar 7, 2019 19:11 |
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https://twitter.com/freakonometrics/status/1103394369208569856?s=20
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# ? Mar 7, 2019 22:56 |
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someone's made the joke im sure but it's incredible that we're both figuratively and literally working on a minority report
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# ? Mar 7, 2019 23:07 |
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It's just techies reinventing phrenology.
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# ? Mar 7, 2019 23:43 |
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Senju Kannon posted:i personally don't have that luxury as i am looking for work, but if i were employed hoo boy i would also not answer phone calls like the social butterfly that i am Protip for when I was in your situation: Accept the call but don't say anything. If it's a machine, it hangs up automatically after about 5 seconds. If it's a person they give a confused '...hello?" and you can just pretend like there was an issue with your reception or something, or just pretend there was no delay at all.
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# ? Mar 7, 2019 23:48 |
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SplitSoul posted:It's just techies reinventing phrenology. They’re stealing more directly than that.
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# ? Mar 8, 2019 00:25 |
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SplitSoul posted:It's just techies reinventing phrenology. in this case, it's even dumber the criminal faces are frowning and look unhappy, while the non-criminal faces look mildly pleased and have a slight smile. their algorithm picked up on that, but since it doesn't know about facial expressions, it assumed it was a fundamental difference in facial structure
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# ? Mar 8, 2019 01:03 |
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Main Paineframe posted:in this case, it's even dumber
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# ? Mar 8, 2019 01:43 |
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The most horrifying dystopias are the ones where you don't even have the freedom to be unhappy.
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# ? Mar 8, 2019 01:55 |
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Main Paineframe posted:in this case, it's even dumber Happiness is mandatory. Unhappiness is treason.
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# ? Mar 8, 2019 01:57 |
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My lifehack is scarfing down some mdma before crime sprees.
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# ? Mar 8, 2019 03:54 |
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Outrail posted:My lifehack is scarfing down some mdma before crime sprees. That's not really a life hack. That's just going to illegal raves on the weekend like a normal kid does.
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# ? Mar 8, 2019 05:35 |
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https://twitter.com/dylanmatt/status/1103395320485085185?s=20 lol. lmao
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# ? Mar 8, 2019 07:40 |
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# ? May 30, 2024 22:23 |
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https://twitter.com/tkaufman_fs/status/1103564496130342912
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# ? Mar 8, 2019 07:43 |