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(Thread IKs: Nenonen)
What should the presidential powers be in 2020?
This poll is closed.
UNLIMITED!!!! URKKI 2.0!!!!!! 3 23.08%
Sauli should be allowed to telecast to our homes whenever he pleases, but that should be the limit. 2 15.38%
He should be limited to writing mildly worded letters to HBL and other provincial newspapers. 2 15.38%
None. More power to Sanna & Katri & Maria & Li & Anna-Maja & Jenni! 2 15.38%
Unlimited, but every decision must be subject to a plebiscite. 0 0%
None, but the president's life must be video streamed 24 /7 for the duration of their term, with no censorship. 4 30.77%
Total: 13 votes
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Catpain Slack
Apr 1, 2014

BAAAAAAH
Kyllä muuten menee päivä leppoisasti kun paska hallitus kaatuu perjantaiaamupäivänä.

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throw to first DAMN IT
Apr 10, 2007
This whole thread has been raging at the people who don't want Saracen invasion to their homes

Perhaps you too should be more accepting of their cultures

Forktoss posted:

I'm guessing Rinne might accept a suitably penitent and broken-down kesk as a crutch to sdp+vihr+vas, which Sipilä might agree to if the next government's sote model includes some sort of maakuntahimmeli (which I don't think the left opposes as such as long as it's not tied to valinnanvapaus, and if kok is in opposition that's not a dealbreaker for kesk)

Rinne has already said that they won't cooperate with Persut and that probably won't change. SDP+Vihr+Vas+RKP+KD clownshow would have slight majority with current polling but lmbo, so SDP will probably cooperate with Keskusta. Kepu probably gets to shove through some form of maakuntamalli so that they can claim victory and that they totally didn't spend last four years on absolutely nothing and it was all Cocks fault anyway.

All of this becomes irrelevant after Hallis jytkäyttää the 40% sleeper vote to himself by promising to reestablish the Greater Finno-Ugric Empire.





Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa
for the record I'm not satisfied until Sipilä immolates himself on the steps of Eduskunta and reveals his true form

No. 1 Callie Fan
Feb 17, 2011

This inkling is your FRIEND
She fights for LOVE

Nenonen posted:

for the record I'm not satisfied until Väyrynen immolates himself on the steps of Eduskunta and reveals his true form

Fixed that for you

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa


quote:

Vasemmistoliiton Paavo Arhinmäki, Silvia Modig ja Markus Mustajärvi sekä SDP:n puheenjohtaja Antti Rinne olivat hyvällä tuulella eduskunnan täysistunnossa.

this is how Rinne will appoint ministers to the next government

only Modig passes the test

throw to first DAMN IT
Apr 10, 2007
This whole thread has been raging at the people who don't want Saracen invasion to their homes

Perhaps you too should be more accepting of their cultures

Catpain Slack
Apr 1, 2014

BAAAAAAH

Nenonen posted:




this is how Rinne will appoint ministers to the next government

only Modig passes the test

Rinne heittelee kepulaisvitsejä.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

KIVEKSET EI LIITY TÄHÄN KESKUSTELUUN.

KERRO MULLE MITÄ SÄ OOT SAAVUTTANU ENEMMÄN KU HITLER?

EI EI KUKAAN EI VOI SAAVUTTAA ENEMMÄN KU HITLER!

MUT TOI ROTHS TSHAILD...

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

NYT VITTU ÄLÄ TUU KEULIMAA MUN MOPOL.

MÄÄ OLEN LUKENU SEN KIRJAN KOLME KERTAA MÄ TIEDÄN HITLERIST NII KU MÄ TIEDÄN ONK HÄRRI POTTERIL SILMÄLASIT.

germlin
May 31, 2011
Fun Shoe
Ja isossa salissa juhlinta onkin jo päässyt hyvään vauhtiin.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Yksi pieni haava ja huomenna ehkä musta silmä. (Ei mulla)

Natsin ryyppykaveri heti kun joku lähti tasurille: MÄ EN TUNNE TOTA JÄTKÄÄ

(5 minuuttia aiemmin): ME VAAN TEHÄÄ POLITIIKKAA.

DarkCrawler
Apr 6, 2009

by vyelkin

His Divine Shadow posted:

Enjoying reading the bitter right wing cunts whining in the newssites comment sections.

So much schadenfreude. Yet so many people that I want to tell "TOLD YA" to and can't...

Rappaport
Oct 2, 2013

:rip:

DarkCrawler
Apr 6, 2009

by vyelkin
Man this internet ban-segregation of different political opinions is really hurting me

So. Many. People. Who have been banned/left/secluded who I want to force a big "I told you this would be a failgovernment" wing-wing down their throat. Let my buttmonkeys go, Pharaoahs!

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Still laughing at the nazi guy's "LET ME ASK EVERYONE HERE WHETHER THEY WOULD RATHER CHOOSE COMMUNISTS OR NATIONAL SOCIALISTS?!"

- COMMUNISTS, BECAUSE THEY DON'T COME IN HERE AND SHOUT ALL THE TIME!

and that's about when things started going ugly.

Sulphagnist
Oct 10, 2006

WARNING! INTRUDERS DETECTED

Well, that was fun. We should do that every Friday.

bloom
Feb 25, 2017

by sebmojo
According to porttiteoria we need to escalate to harder stuff. Next friday we're storming presidentinlinna.

Darkest Auer
Dec 30, 2006

They're silly

Ramrod XTreme
Tsaarinvalta alas nyt!

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa
Kai nyt edes Juhan soteparta jäädytetään eduskuntatalon kattoon tunnustuksena hyvästä yrityksestä?

Kemper Boyd
Aug 6, 2007

no kings, no gods, no masters but a comfy chair and no socks

Jerry Cotton posted:

Still laughing at the nazi guy's "LET ME ASK EVERYONE HERE WHETHER THEY WOULD RATHER CHOOSE COMMUNISTS OR NATIONAL SOCIALISTS?!"

- COMMUNISTS, BECAUSE THEY DON'T COME IN HERE AND SHOUT ALL THE TIME!

and that's about when things started going ugly.

Was this Cosmic or Hummpub

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Kemper Boyd posted:

Was this Cosmic or Hummpub

Take a wild guess why don't you.

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa
Paavo calls Juha as the captain of Costa Concordia :laffo:

Kemper Boyd
Aug 6, 2007

no kings, no gods, no masters but a comfy chair and no socks
https://yle.fi/uutiset/3-10681429?fbclid=IwAR1I8UJqCO_pbbUKSleua5WlavDtSqUXmDM8NpUL4gBCWCHVFb4DZCAPJGE

Area man surprised about catching flak over calling his breakfast joint "Waffle-SS"

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Hei Hitler ja kaikki kivat Hitler-kerholaiset, me ollaan kaverini Jussin ja minun siskon marsun kanssa perustettu Hitler-kerhon alajaosto nimeltä "Olut-Hitlerit". Me luetaan Mein Kampfia ja julkaistaan kerholehteä jossa on juttuja siitä kuinka suomalaiset SS-miehet eivät ollenkaan tehneet mitään pahaa juutalais saastoille tai muillekaan ali-ihmisille. Me haluttaisiin kirjeenvaihtoon muiden Hitler-kerhon alajaostolaisten kanssa (Deutschblütigkeitserklärung olis kiva!).

T: Pekka Berliinistä

3D Megadoodoo fucked around with this message at 21:16 on Mar 9, 2019

bloom
Feb 25, 2017

by sebmojo
Pekka shoulda opened his bar to the east of Herttoniemi instead of right next to Kauppatori. No way is the isämmälliset crowd gonna be able to afford the pints there.

SnowblindFatal
Jan 7, 2011


En enää tiedä minne suamalaiset postaa meeminsä niin en tiedä mistä löytyisi lisää näitä hauskoja. Eiks riemurasia ookaan enää hip???

Triple A
Jul 14, 2010

Your sword, sahib.
meemit kuuluu kaikkialle ja kaikille

doverhog
May 31, 2013

Defender of democracy and human rights 🇺🇦
It has been 100% proven now that Kepu and Cock are greedy shortsighted parties willing to sell the interests of Finland to get their favourite cow, and too incompetent to even finish the job. A curse on them both. To HELL with thee. painukaa vittuun saatana

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

doverhog posted:

It has been 100% proven now that Kepu and Cock are greedy shortsighted parties willing to sell the interests of Finland to get their favourite cow, and too incompetent to even finish the job. A curse on them both. To HELL with thee. painukaa vittuun saatana

There's nothing short-sighted about them: they've been planning this poo poo for decades. What do you think Holkeri was doing when he was sitting in the corner gathering cob-webs during the Kekkonen years?

SnowblindFatal
Jan 7, 2011
Himskatti, haluan silittää päätäsi, Iiro Viinanen

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

ONKO MEILLÄ KAKSI KOMMUNISTIPUOLUETTA?

Golden Gate Bride
Oct 23, 2008
knife to meet you
Kolme

doverhog
May 31, 2013

Defender of democracy and human rights 🇺🇦

Jerry Cotton posted:

There's nothing short-sighted about them: they've been planning this poo poo for decades. What do you think Holkeri was doing when he was sitting in the corner gathering cob-webs during the Kekkonen years?

I mean short sighted in the sense of, if Finland is ruined by their blatant omanedentavoittelu they still have to live here. The classic failure of imagination of the porvari. The inability to imagine the world they would live in without the efforts of the left to fight them. Ghouls in top hats living behind electric fences while the world dies around them.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

doverhog posted:

I mean short sighted in the sense of, if Finland is ruined by their blatant omanedentavoittelu they still have to live here. The classic failure of imagination of the porvari. The inability to imagine the world they would live in without the efforts of the left to fight them. Ghouls in top hats living behind electric fences while the world dies around them.

1. What do you mean "if"?
2. No they don't they'll move to Spain or Portugal like Nigel Farage

doverhog
May 31, 2013

Defender of democracy and human rights 🇺🇦

Jerry Cotton posted:

1. What do you mean "if"?
2. No they don't they'll move to Spain or Portugal like Nigel Farage

Yeah, that is the future. A ruined world while the elite live behind fences, guarded by robots.

Niin vittu siinä se on, paska maailma jossa massi sylkee sun päälle aidan takaa. Kiitos Sipilä. Kiitos Kokoomus.

* i think i passed out writing this sentence, I meant massa, as in the people, not massi, the money

doverhog fucked around with this message at 05:13 on Mar 11, 2019

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Kiitos Arhinmäki ja Aalto, jotka kahdestaan ajoivat enemmän äänestäjiä muiden puolueiden syliin kuin kukaan muu olisi voinut vaikka olisi yrittänyt.

doverhog
May 31, 2013

Defender of democracy and human rights 🇺🇦
On aina helppo vittuilla johtajille, mä olen ite ollut yksi wowi killan johtajista ja voin kertoa ettei se ole niin helppoa... :smugwizard:

Siinä on ero onko edes tavoitteet oikeita.

Kiltajohtajana olin aika oikeistolainen, saat mitä ansaitset, muut johtajat veti enemmän tasajako linjaa. Suomi ei kuitenkaan ole wowi kilta, joten samat opit tai mielipiteet ei päde täällä.

doverhog fucked around with this message at 05:15 on Mar 11, 2019

Darkest Auer
Dec 30, 2006

They're silly

Ramrod XTreme

doverhog posted:

On aina helppo vittuilla johtajille, mä olen ite ollut yksi wowi killan johtajista ja voin kertoa ettei se ole niin helppoa... :smugwizard:

Siinä on ero onko edes tavoitteet oikeita.

Kiltajohtajana olin aika oikeistolainen, saat mitä ansaitset, muut johtajat veti enemmän tasajako linjaa. Suomi ei kuitenkaan ole wowi kilta, joten samat opit tai mielipiteet ei päde täällä.

Mä kyllä kysyin et haluutsä kaikki mausteet

doverhog
May 31, 2013

Defender of democracy and human rights 🇺🇦
Hei nakkiukko, mä kerron sulle nyt jotain elämästä, joten sun edukses toivon et kuuntelet.

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No. 1 Callie Fan
Feb 17, 2011

This inkling is your FRIEND
She fights for LOVE
https://twitter.com/jyrkikasvi/status/1104641042714898432

Either those election candidate search engines are biased or they were made by Tieto.

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