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"You've Got Mail" is a love story mixed with capitalist greed. Big Corporate Book Store Company is driving Small Independent Book Store out of business! And also the CEO of the former is having an online flirtation with the owner of the second but they don't know who they are in real life! And then the little bookstore is successfully driven out of business, and Meg Ryan discovers that Big Corporate Book Stores are actually pretty great, and then she dates the man who drove her out of business for real. It's... odd. I take some comfort in the fact that if you wait a few years, Amazon will come and return the favour.
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I know Jimmy Kimmel and Jimmy Fallon are different people. But gun to my head, I couldn't tell you which one does what.
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Freudian posted:I know Jimmy Kimmel and Jimmy Fallon are different people. But gun to my head, I couldn't tell you which one does what. Jimmy Kimmel squints and Jimmy Fallon hunches.
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Mar 7, 2019 21:27
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Jimmy Kimmel berates and Jimmy Fallon tousles.
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Mar 7, 2019 21:39
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Jimmy Fallon is the one that panders. Jimmy Kimmel is the one that encourages parents to make their children cry on video.
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Mar 7, 2019 22:28
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Edgar Allen Ho posted:Amy Poehler is different from Amy Schumer. Not really.
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Mar 8, 2019 09:21
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Meghan Trainor is not, in fact, "all about that bass, no trouble". I thought it was "no trouble" like an augmented "no worries". Like, "don't even worry about it, it's no trouble at all". I thought it was new cool way of saying "I'm all about that bass, so much so that I don't even remotely give a gently caress".
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Mar 8, 2019 11:09
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Haha I was a musical noob until I actually started playing the bass last year, but even I knew that. Well, I guess your interpretation makes sense too.
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Mar 8, 2019 11:33
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Foucault and Foucault are two different people.
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Mar 8, 2019 12:03
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Hyperlynx posted:Meghan Trainor is not, in fact, "all about that bass, no trouble". Isn't she saying treble?
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Mar 8, 2019 12:07
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Freudian posted:Foucault and Foucault are two different people. Now you’re just being hysterical.
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Mar 8, 2019 12:14
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rodbeard posted:Isn't she saying treble? Its dribble, as in soccer
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Mar 8, 2019 12:21
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It's tribble, as in the Star Trek species
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Mar 8, 2019 12:22
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It's dribble, as in what very old people do when they try to drink.
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Mar 8, 2019 12:34
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It's rebels.
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Mar 8, 2019 12:46
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packetmantis posted:Not really. Amy Poehler is loving great actually so yes, she's different.
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Mar 8, 2019 18:15
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Hyperlynx posted:Meghan Trainor is not, in fact, "all about that bass, no trouble". It's very much a song about having a big booty and small tiddies.
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Mar 8, 2019 21:54
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https://twitter.com/DenzBenzi/status/1103958443050889216
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Mar 8, 2019 23:45
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jobson groeth posted:It's very much a song about having a big booty and small tiddies. No, there is no discussion of tiddies anywhere in the text. It is about having a big booty, though, and being happy with it.
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Mar 9, 2019 01:53
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Milo and POTUS posted:Amy Poehler is loving great actually so yes, she's different. She's the less funny blonde Tina Fey the world uh... Haves
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Hyperlynx posted:No, there is no discussion of tiddies anywhere in the text. It is about having a big booty, though, and being happy with it. Guess what the 'no treble' is
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jobson groeth posted:Guess what the 'no treble' is She doesn’t like to get high
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Hyperlynx posted:No, there is no discussion of tiddies anywhere in the text. It is about having a big booty, though, and being happy with it. Without intentionally avoiding modern society your ears literally cannot hear treble, living loudly (metaphorically) forces you to find absolution in the rumbling of a few lonely hairs in your head. Nature provides some evolutionary examples of alternative hearing mechanisms. Most famously, snakes detect vibrations in a more direct fashion, but can be said to hear. My own pet anaconda won’t even look at you unless you need bucket seat for them jeans girl. Hear you walking by. -Abraham Lincoln
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Mar 9, 2019 04:32
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I refuse to believe this is real.
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Mar 9, 2019 08:08
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If someone can figure out the infernal hellsite that is TikTok and download or re-host this it would be great, until then here's some further evidence in a static link. https://www.tiktok.com/share/video/6655520648225459462
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Mar 9, 2019 08:33
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Memento posted:If someone can figure out the infernal hellsite that is TikTok and download or re-host this it would be great, until then here's some further evidence in a static link. That was more annoying than I would have wanted but here we go https://i.imgur.com/u1v6Gl6.mp4
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Mar 9, 2019 10:08
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jobson groeth posted:That was more annoying than I would have wanted but here we go Thank you! I spent about ten minutes trying to sort it out before sitting down for dinner and then got distracted and forgot about it completely. How'd you manage it?
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Mar 9, 2019 10:44
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You need the mobile website, so the above video would be code:
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Mar 9, 2019 11:26
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Milo and POTUS posted:Amy Poehler is loving great actually so yes, she's different. She and Tina Fey are both awful and need to stop inserting themselves everywhere.
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Mar 9, 2019 11:29
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Hyperlynx posted:No, there is no discussion of tiddies anywhere in the text. It is about having a big booty, though, and being happy with it. Good sir, the text does not support your tiddy interpretation
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Mar 9, 2019 12:02
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jobson groeth posted:Guess what the 'no treble' is "no treble" is about other skinny women, the whole song is about how guys like curvy goonetts like her and not skinny girls it's ok her mother said so.
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Mar 9, 2019 12:37
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packetmantis posted:She and Tina Fey are both awful and need to stop inserting themselves everywhere. You mean they should stop... working?
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Mar 9, 2019 13:01
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Where the gently caress has either of them “inserted themselves” other than their respective sitcoms? Like I don’t see or hear from either of them ever. And that’s someone who conflated Schumer with Poehler so I’m lumping in the other blond Amy. Tina Fey did a moderately cringey SNL skit a year ago I think?
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Edgar Allen Ho posted:Where the gently caress has either of them “inserted themselves” other than their respective sitcoms? Forget it, Al. He mad as heck.
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Mar 9, 2019 14:10
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inserting myself into my career like a bitch
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Mar 9, 2019 14:29
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They keep inserting themselves into my funny pix & gifs
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Mar 9, 2019 14:31
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She can't keep getting away with this.
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Milo and POTUS posted:She can't keep getting away with this. She will. In the movie Snatch, when Brick Top gives his talk about pigs he says "irresistible like curry to a pisshead". I thought pisshead was a slur against immigrants, like from Pakistan or India. It's just slang for a drunk. MariusLecter has a new favorite as of 15:18 on Mar 9, 2019 |
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Memento posted:If someone can figure out the infernal hellsite that is TikTok and download or re-host this it would be great, until then here's some further evidence in a static link. Looks pretty clearly like someone's pre-cut it like that in that one? I mean not that I'm not definitely gonna buy some pineapple tomorrow and try it. Worst case scenario I have pineapple to eat.
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packetmantis posted:She and Tina Fey are both awful and need to stop inserting themselves everywhere. <Boo this man.gif>
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