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Brexit Porn.
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Mar 9, 2019 03:02
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Trainee PornStar posted:I've got a mate/colleague at work & he's a full on gammon & thinks brexit will be great. Weirdly his brother has bought a holiday home in france where he enjoys free holidays, I've asked him how he thinks thats going to go & he thinks it'll be cool.. You have three weeks.
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Mar 9, 2019 04:09
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What is the absolute last moment in time that the UK could decide to want to go for an delay? I assume they can't just decide on the morning of the 29th, but what's the latest?
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Mar 9, 2019 04:50
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they actually can do that on the morning of the 29th and the EU already said it'd be cool thats why this is so loving funny
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Mar 9, 2019 04:52
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Willie Tomg posted:they actually can do that on the morning of the 29th and the EU already said it'd be cool wait. what?
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Mar 9, 2019 05:04
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rump buttman posted:wait. what? yes this could end at literally any moment the UK government asks for it to end but they won’t
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Mar 9, 2019 05:05
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Willie Tomg posted:they actually can do that on the morning of the 29th and the EU already said it'd be cool Wow that's really dumb. Can they also like try it for an hour, and then realize "nah"? Or does brexit really mean brexit?
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Mar 9, 2019 05:11
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uncertainty posted:Wow that's really dumb. Brexit leaves Britain naked 
I would blow Dane Cook has issued a correction as of 05:18 on Mar 9, 2019 |
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Mar 9, 2019 05:12
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What would happen if they were literally in the middle of a vote to delay at 11pm? I'm trying to imagine the most idiotic possible outcome.
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Mar 9, 2019 05:20
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Samurai Sanders posted:What would happen if they were literally in the middle of a vote to delay at 11pm? I'm trying to imagine the most idiotic possible outcome. the hard time limit is probably between midnight and whenever the first market on the continent opens and then immediately implodes
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Mar 9, 2019 05:25
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Raskolnikov38 posted:yes this could end at literally any moment the UK government asks for it to end the eu is clearly begging the uk to come back, any day now they'll meet our contradictory demands
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Mar 9, 2019 05:27
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Willie Tomg posted:they actually can do that on the morning of the 29th and the EU already said it'd be cool Wait, they can cancel it up to the deadline, but not delay it right? I meant to ask how much time would be needed to be granted a delay (sorry I got confused myself!)
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Mar 9, 2019 05:30
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It has to have unanimous consent of the EU member states though right? So Latvia could be like lol, no if the UK decided to delay on the 29th? There's no real reason why any of them would ever do that except it's extremely funny, but still.
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Mar 9, 2019 05:30
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France alone would probably browbeat any nation threatening a veto just to avoid the Calais clusterfuck
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Mar 9, 2019 05:34
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Mar 9, 2019 05:41
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Spain could threaten to veto an extension if they don't get Gibraltar
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Mar 9, 2019 05:42
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uncertainty posted:Wait, they can cancel it up to the deadline, but not delay it right? I meant to ask how much time would be needed to be granted a delay (sorry I got confused myself!) no they can delay, they can cancel, they can leave. the EU has already said, in effect, "do what you feel" in this regard. considering the poo poo the EU has done to debtor nations like Greece the EU leadership has been astonishingly and uncharacteristically chill towards the UK regarding brexit beyond some truly excellent english language wordplay from donald tusk https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HnCIGODseOw if the deadline passes and THEN parliament/may decide to delay an hour late or whatever, nobody has any idea what'd happen. i suspect the EU would insist on a hard brexit and whatever that meant for ireland come hell or high water, but i have no basis for those suspicions more reliable than the rumbles in my tummy, and honestly neither does anyone else on earth even in the EU government.
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Mar 9, 2019 05:42
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thankfully American political knowledge can lend a hand here. as seen during one of our stupid debt limit shams nothing is ever set in stone until it happens during business hours
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Mar 9, 2019 06:03
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maybe this whole Brexit thing isn't such a bad idea after all https://twitter.com/guyverhofstadt/status/1103954956711809025?s=19
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Mar 9, 2019 06:17
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i think brexit is going to happen and after a week of people dying there will be riots and protests until may or whoever makes a desperate deal to rejoin the EU
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Mar 9, 2019 06:32
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DONT THREAD ON ME posted:i think brexit is going to happen and after a week of people dying there will be riots and protests until may or whoever makes a desperate deal to rejoin the EU again, this is not a thing i really have a factual basis in assuming, but my reckon is that if THIS ^^^^ scenario happens, then THAT is when you're going to see Maximum Neoliberal Dickhead Austerity Fetishist EU come into play.
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Mar 9, 2019 06:35
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Willie Tomg posted:again, this is not a thing i really have a factual basis in assuming, but my reckon is that if THIS ^^^^ scenario happens, then THAT is when you're going to see Maximum Neoliberal Dickhead Austerity Fetishist EU come into play. I mean, naturally they're going to make an example out of the UK to prevent this kind of thing in the future. But also to show their mercy.
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Mar 9, 2019 06:38
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Also don't worry, once America elects Bernie Sanders we're going to invade Europe in order to spread Socialism and stop global warming, so don't worry about neo liberal capitalists or whatever.
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Mar 9, 2019 06:40
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Astrochicken posted:Brexit Porn. 
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Mar 9, 2019 08:41
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lol
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Mar 9, 2019 09:35
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DONT THREAD ON ME posted:i think brexit is going to happen and after a week of people dying there will be riots and protests until may or whoever makes a desperate deal to rejoin the EU The people likely in.charge in this scenario will no longer be May and they'll take a USA deal that will permanently gently caress us because they want that sort of neoliberal hell and it'll kill the nhs that they want
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Mar 9, 2019 10:08
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Jose posted:The people likely in.charge in this scenario will no longer be May and they'll take a USA deal that will permanently gently caress us because they want that sort of neoliberal hell and it'll kill the nhs that they want *in chimneysweep voice* Bu..but I voted for Lexit. 
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Mar 9, 2019 10:15
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Randler posted:*in chimneysweep voice* Bu..but I voted for Lexit.  even an amoeba knows how stimulus-response works
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Mar 9, 2019 10:17
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Astrochicken posted:Brexit Porn. I mean yeah It's a thing
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Mar 9, 2019 11:55
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just give Spain their loving rock back
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Mar 9, 2019 13:10
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we can discuss it if they give their bits of Morocco back
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Mar 9, 2019 13:13
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https://twitter.com/LeaveEUOfficial/status/1104065621803839494?s=19 Yes, by capitulating to the insane backstop demand the UK made last week, the EU is "annexing" Northern Ireland If Ireland reunifies and Scotland votes to become in dependent, the tories will 100% be calling for war to take them back, that should be interesting, especially since the UK is a nuclear armed power. I guess that means Scotland would be as well then, wouldn't it? And Ireland? Or would England keep them all? https://twitter.com/BBCScotlandNews/status/1103684017277337602?s=19
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Mar 9, 2019 13:22
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twoday posted:https://twitter.com/LeaveEUOfficial/status/1104065621803839494?s=19 The indy movement is heavily anti-nuke, but/because all the nukes are based in West Scotland (where a nuclear strike would only hit non-Tory voting civilian populations). The only other potential bases for the nuke subs are in England (right beside Tory-voting civilian populations that have repeatedly said they don't want to be targets) and aren't currently able to do the job, and so they will really not want to move them. Most likely result is an independent Scotland doing what Ukraine did in '92 (?) and giving the nukes stored in the country back to their owner - we don't want them. The Brits definitely will. The angrier gammon Brit types suggested a Guantanamo-style annexation of the area around the base, iirc, but if there's a sane one left by indy day there could be some kind of temporary storage deal
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Mar 9, 2019 13:42
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Brexit is really dumb
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Mar 9, 2019 13:44
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Obliterati posted:Most likely result is an independent Scotland doing what Ukraine did in '92 (?) and giving the nukes stored in the country back to their owner - we don't want them. The Brits definitely will. The angrier gammon Brit types suggested a Guantanamo-style annexation of the area around the base, iirc, but if there's a sane one left by indy day there could be some kind of temporary storage deal
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Mar 9, 2019 13:46
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Kurtofan posted:Brexit is really dumb yeah. the referendum question itself was also incredibly dumb because cameron assumed it was an easy win
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Mar 9, 2019 13:47
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a83IzwDAyqg
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Mar 9, 2019 14:03
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Jose posted:we can discuss it if they give their bits of Morocco back yeah this is totally worth a no deal brexit lmao A Buttery Pastry posted:Ukraine shows why giving them back is a terrible idea. There's no way Ukraine could have afforded to keep the nukes.
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Mar 9, 2019 14:15
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I did my Brexit shopping yesterday. Months of toilet paper which I shall use to barter. I’m loving ready!!!
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Mar 9, 2019 14:20
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A Buttery Pastry posted:Ukraine shows why giving them back is a terrible idea. I too agree that nuclear annihilation is the only thing protecting us from the gammon hordes
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Mar 9, 2019 14:40
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