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why are there no goblins in this show? they had them in lord of the rings. just something i think about when i lay awake at night
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Mar 9, 2019 00:31
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Collapsing Farts posted:Joffrey was right remember when this show had good writing and good actors?
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Mar 9, 2019 00:38
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bloom posted:remember when this show had good writing and good actors? you want the good writing but you get the bad pussy
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Mar 9, 2019 00:44
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big nipples big life posted:you want the good writing but you get the bad pussy
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Mar 9, 2019 00:45
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Hodor holding the door open to the patio where Cersei and Tyrion are reforging their sibling connection over a hot grill of burgers and brats carefully heated by drogon they’re drinking micheladas
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Mar 9, 2019 00:46
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Hell Yeah posted:why are there no goblins in this show? They couldn't find your number.
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Mar 9, 2019 01:13
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are you implying i'm a goblin?
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Mar 9, 2019 01:16
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Hell Yeah posted:are you implying i'm a goblin? hell yeah
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Mar 9, 2019 01:24
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There is only one way it could and should end: mid-scene, randomly, two episodes into the season.
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Mar 9, 2019 01:42
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RBA Starblade posted:There is only one way it could and should end: mid-scene, randomly, two episodes into the season.
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Mar 9, 2019 02:59
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Do we know the episode lengths yet?
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Mar 9, 2019 05:30
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each episode is 69 minutes long
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Mar 9, 2019 05:32
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Episode 1: 63 minutes Episode 2: 13 minutes Episode 3: 0 minutes Episode 4: 0 minutes Episode 5: 0 minutes Episode 6: Episode 7: Episode
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Mar 9, 2019 05:40
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Grouchio posted:Somehow these spoilers line up with the showrunners style The showrunners were forced to pitch to grrm nonstop while he was masturbating and every time he climaxed, those were the ideas that made the show.
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Mar 9, 2019 06:33
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how does gurm masturbate if he can't reach his cock?
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Mar 9, 2019 06:42
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The same way he wipes his rear end, with a towel on a stick.
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Mar 9, 2019 07:02
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these spoilers are dummy scenes filmed only to throw off redditBUT what actually happens will even dumber
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Mar 9, 2019 07:13
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sam in old man make up is reading the "song of ice and fire" to grandbaby "john" (named for the late john snow). baby john turns to camera... and has white walker eyes! smash cut to credits
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Mar 9, 2019 07:16
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How has the app WhiteWlkr disrupted the Westerosi economy? Night “Zuck” King, president and CEO of WhiteWlkr is here to tell us their story. *dead cold eyes*
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Mar 9, 2019 07:28
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big nipples big life posted:you want the good writing but you get the bad pussy Dont talk about Jon Snow that way
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Mar 9, 2019 07:58
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The showrunners should pull a Stephen King and put a warning before the final season "This ending sucks, I warned you"
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Mar 9, 2019 10:15
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Using amazing technology of that one interactive black mirror episode everyone forgot about, the Got season finale will have multiple endings! *all of them suck
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Mar 9, 2019 10:18
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Inspired by the Simpsons scripting and recording an entire alternate ending for Who Shot Mr. Burns? that pins Homer as the culprit, the showrunners film and produce vast swathes of footage that will never be in the show and are only intended to throw off leakers. Unfortunately, they blow their entire CGI budget on fake scenes, which results in the actual released show devoting 90% of its footage to characters standing alone on the battlement and shouting things like "there's a huge army of zombies right over there!" "Dany's dragons are fighting the ice dragon! Oh no, the ice dragon bit the yellow dragon on the neck! It's crashing to the ground!" The entire last episode will just be D&D wearing leftover maester costumes and narrating the events of the Final Confrontation to a small kid, because that's all they could afford.
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Mar 9, 2019 11:46
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Waltzing Along posted:how does gurm masturbate if he can't reach his cock? He is rich enough now that he has others do it for him
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Mar 9, 2019 11:51
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Drunken Baker posted:Also, Any kind of They Live-style brawls can only enhance a show. Just turn the next season into a wrestling event.
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Mar 9, 2019 15:49
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Preechr posted:The same way he wipes his rear end, with a towel on a stick. But the question now is, is it the same stick?
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Mar 9, 2019 15:59
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Hell Yeah posted:why are there no goblins in this show? they had them in lord of the rings. just something i think about when i lay awake at night Ramsay Bolton was kind of an evil little goblin. Gobblin' on Theon's sausage dick.
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Mar 9, 2019 16:15
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Hell Yeah posted:i would love to see hodor step on some people he's not a giant but i think imo he would be able to step on like a goblin or something The good guys are getting swarmed by these little ice devil things that are too small to shoot with arrows or accurately stab with a sword. You can see the frustration and despair on Jon Snow's face when suddenly he has an epiphany. Flashback to a giant stepping on people.
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Mar 9, 2019 16:53
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SEASON 8 EPISODE 9 SPOILERS After murdering Cersei, Arya returns to Winterfell with several carriages in tow, Hot Pie is with her for some reason and is always halfway through a conversation about gravy any time he is introduced to a scene. Tyrion asks her what's in the carriages, to which Arya replies "hope" all solemn like. The scene cuts to the preparations for battle as shown in the trailer. The Night's King orders an advance on Winterfell, using the undead frost giants as the bulk of his force. The Giants come across the posted Unsullied outside of Winterfell. The giants rush up to them and step on all the Unsullied, and a massive green explosion across the entire line of giants suddenly occurs. Tyrion is smiling and laughing with everyone because he had dressed up the Wildfire Arya brought as Unsullied. The NK is furious and then the Hound calls him a oval office. He mounts the undead Viserion to attack but he's so angry about being called a oval office that he slips off and sprains his ankle. Everyone starts laughing at him, including the undead / alive dragons. This is the moment when the American colonials open their attack and we leave it on a cliffhanger for Ep. 10.
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Mar 9, 2019 16:58
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stop getting people's hopes up
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Mar 9, 2019 17:06
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HBO just ordered a half-hour multi-cam situational comedy set in a New York apartment, starring Arya, Night King and Tyrion Dinklage.
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Mar 9, 2019 17:19
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Friends - The One Where A Giant Steps On Some More People
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Mar 9, 2019 17:29
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tino posted:HBO just ordered a half-hour multi-cam situational comedy set in a New York apartment, starring Arya, Night King and Tyrion Dinklage. If they added one of the direwolves that sometimes looks at the camera and you can hear its funny sarcastic thoughts I would buy and bingewatch.
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Mar 9, 2019 17:30
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Same but replace the dire wolf with Ser Pounce and done with animatronics like Salem from Sabrina the Teenage Witch.
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Mar 9, 2019 17:42
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Also a wise-cracking raven who talks with a Brooklyn accent that only Night King can hear, and it drives him crazy.
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Mar 9, 2019 17:45
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Harveygod posted:But the question now is, is it the same stick? GRRM literally almost died from acute shitdick. What does your heart tell you?
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Mar 9, 2019 17:51
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possibly the most unfunny series of jokes i've ever seen in my life.
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Mar 9, 2019 17:57
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Hell Yeah posted:possibly the most unfunny series of jokes i've ever seen in my life. I laughed, and also you are a cock
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Hell Yeah posted:possibly the most unfunny series of jokes i've ever seen in my life. To be fair, season 8 hasn't aired yet.
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