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hackbunny
Jul 22, 2007

I haven't been on SA for years but the person who gave me my previous av as a joke felt guilty for doing so and decided to get me a non-shitty av

Sham bam bamina! posted:

It's taken almost verbatim from The Well of Ascension.

I... see.

Milkfred E. Moore posted:

quote:

White fire, silent as maggots.

What

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rvm
May 6, 2013
Speaking of Atwood, I tried to read Blind Assassin, and it got impenetrably boring half way through. I'd rather read Ruth Rendell, to be honest.

pile of brown
Dec 31, 2004
The description of it may suck but the actual 1000 year breeding programs are one of the things that really drive home how hosed up the "Hero Didnt Win" setting of Mistborn is. I was sold on first reading the book when someone described it as "frodo keeps the ring."

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
http://motherboard.vice.com/en_us/article/53959a/turns-out-a-pile-of-writhing-maggots-sounds-a-lot-like-a-hot-casserole

chernobyl kinsman
Mar 18, 2007

a friend of the friendly atom

Soiled Meat

pile of brown posted:

The description of it may suck but the actual 1000 year breeding programs are one of the things that really drive home how hosed up the "Hero Didnt Win" setting of Mistborn is. I was sold on first reading the book when someone described it as "frodo keeps the ring."

i want to make it clear that i hate not only this post and all of the ideas contained therein but also you, personally, as a human being

Milkfred E. Moore
Aug 27, 2006

'It's easier to imagine the end of the world than the end of capitalism.'

pile of brown posted:

The description of it may suck but the actual 1000 year breeding programs are one of the things that really drive home how hosed up the "Hero Didnt Win" setting of Mistborn is. I was sold on first reading the book when someone described it as "frodo keeps the ring."

rape as character development bad, but rape as worldbuilding... good?

TheGreatEvilKing
Mar 28, 2016





The vaguely interesting ideas don't compensate for bad writing.

pile of brown
Dec 31, 2004

chernobyl kinsman posted:

i want to make it clear that i hate not only this post and all of the ideas contained therein but also you, personally, as a human being

~whatever.you.like.TMI.mp3~

Milkfred E. Moore posted:

rape as character development bad, but rape as worldbuilding... good?

Yeah that's the exact thing I said, when I wrote "hosed up" I actually meant "good"

Anyway gonna go watch The 100 now, which, while terrible, has no rapes

Edit: yet

pile of brown fucked around with this message at 01:47 on Mar 10, 2019

pseudanonymous
Aug 30, 2008

When you make the second entry and the debits and credits balance, and you blow them to hell.

pile of brown posted:

The description of it may suck but the actual 1000 year breeding programs are one of the things that really drive home how hosed up the "Hero Didnt Win" setting of Mistborn is. I was sold on first reading the book when someone described it as "frodo keeps the ring."

That seems like an okay concept for a book. Too bad it's Sanderson.

pile of brown
Dec 31, 2004
Well yeah that's why I read it (first Sanderson)

I read Thomas covenant for similar reasons

I blame goons

pile of brown fucked around with this message at 01:58 on Mar 10, 2019

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat

pile of brown posted:

Yeah that's the exact thing I said, when I wrote "hosed up" I actually meant "good"
You kinda did, actually.

Sham bam bamina! fucked around with this message at 02:16 on Mar 10, 2019

chernobyl kinsman
Mar 18, 2007

a friend of the friendly atom

Soiled Meat

pile of brown posted:

I read Thomas covenant for similar reasons

(the similar reasons are rape)

avshalemon
Jun 28, 2018

it really baffles me that sanderson's writing is so bad when he does so much of it. like you think the sheer weight of all that practice would force him to develop some kind of spark or voice or poetic flair, but somehow the more he writes the more flat and mechanical it seems to become

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
It's not that strange. Think of rocks in a tumbler.

pile of brown
Dec 31, 2004
Ok well for the records I think centuries long eugenics programs are bad and bransans writing of them is also bad and if that means to you that I think they are good ok sure whatever.

Also if me thinking they are bad is good I'm fine w that too

chernobyl kinsman posted:

(the similar reasons are rape)

yeah I didn't care for the rape. It did make Thomas a far more complex character than every one in bransans oeuvre combined tho (but still bad).

I just like genre fantasy dystopias I guess and there aren't a shitload of them I know of

avshalemon posted:

it really baffles me that sanderson's writing is so bad when he does so much of it. like you think the sheer weight of all that practice would force him to develop some kind of spark or voice or poetic flair, but somehow the more he writes the more flat and mechanical it seems to become

As surprising as it is, the further back you go, the worse it gets

Mormobot

pile of brown fucked around with this message at 03:11 on Mar 10, 2019

pseudanonymous
Aug 30, 2008

When you make the second entry and the debits and credits balance, and you blow them to hell.

avshalemon posted:

it really baffles me that sanderson's writing is so bad when he does so much of it. like you think the sheer weight of all that practice would force him to develop some kind of spark or voice or poetic flair, but somehow the more he writes the more flat and mechanical it seems to become

Piers Anthony was the same way. I mean that's how I feel about Stephen King, and Dean Koontz. There's any number of people making a living doing bad writing, but lots of it. Commercially a lot of good writing isn't rewarded, but bad writing is. Good writing may make the reader struggle, or feel stupid as they have to wrestle with concepts or learn new words.

Also, being Mormon probably encourages you to just blurt out bullshit and do no critical thinking about it, I mean the LDS beliefs are loving batshit insane, like at last Christianity happened long enough ago we can't prove it's wrong. And Smith clearly couldn't be bothered to do any re-writes, so they (Card, Meyers, Sanderson etc..) are just following their prophet in making up crazy poo poo that makes no sense and selling it.

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat

pile of brown posted:

Ok well for the records I think centuries long eugenics programs are bad and bransans writing of them is also bad and if that means to you that I think they are good ok sure whatever.
This is the (completely correct) post that you've been responding to:

Milkfred E. Moore posted:

rape as character development bad, but rape as worldbuilding... good?
Please stop equivocating. You think that rape as worldbuilding is good.

pseudanonymous
Aug 30, 2008

When you make the second entry and the debits and credits balance, and you blow them to hell.

Sham bam bamina! posted:

This is the (completely correct) post that you've been responding to:

Please stop equivocating. You think that rape as worldbuilding is good.

To be fair so does God. Trump is a rapist. Kavanaugh is a rapist. Our world is built on rape.

pile of brown
Dec 31, 2004

Sham bam bamina! posted:

This is the (completely correct) post that you've been responding to:

Please stop equivocating. You think that rape as worldbuilding is good.

I think that a world that has institutionalized rape is bad. It's not the most subtle or most vociferous way to tell you the world is bad. In Mistborn it is a very heavy-handed way to tell you that the world is hosed to pieces and ruled by the corrupt. I liked that Mistborn takes place in a world that is basically Ruined. I didnt love reading about every element of it but it serves a narrative purpose beyond "lol rape", and a centuries long eugenics scheme is pretty monstrous, same as robot Hitler from the space navy books. Do you also think the Tleilaxu solely mean "rape is good worldbuilding?"

I liked my blindsight derail a lot more stop yelling rape at me

Milkfred E. Moore
Aug 27, 2006

'It's easier to imagine the end of the world than the end of capitalism.'
comparing the tleilaxu to something by sanderson :chloe:

chernobyl kinsman
Mar 18, 2007

a friend of the friendly atom

Soiled Meat

pseudanonymous posted:

To be fair so does God. Trump is a rapist. Kavanaugh is a rapist. Our world is built on rape.

this is it. this is the Post. it fulfills the Prophecy

chernobyl kinsman
Mar 18, 2007

a friend of the friendly atom

Soiled Meat
the telos of the something awful forums was this, the production of the worst post ever made. the Platonic form of a bad post, made incarnate

chernobyl kinsman
Mar 18, 2007

a friend of the friendly atom

Soiled Meat
the seventh seal is opened, and the vessels of the wrath of God shall be poured out upon the earth. ia! ia! Cthulhu ftagn!

porfiria
Dec 10, 2008

by Modern Video Games
I don’t think Stephen King is anywhere near as bad as Sanderson ( of which I’ve only read the exceprts here). At least King has an identifiable style and sensibility and so forth. His writing appears to come from actual lived experience.

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
Ah, my favorite kind of experience.

BravestOfTheLamps
Oct 12, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Lipstick Apathy

pile of brown posted:

I think that a world that has institutionalized rape is bad. It's not the most subtle or most vociferous way to tell you the world is bad. In Mistborn it is a very heavy-handed way to tell you that the world is hosed to pieces and ruled by the corrupt. I liked that Mistborn takes place in a world that is basically Ruined. I didnt love reading about every element of it but it serves a narrative purpose beyond "lol rape", and a centuries long eugenics scheme is pretty monstrous, same as robot Hitler from the space navy books.

Sounds like bad writing.

porfiria
Dec 10, 2008

by Modern Video Games

Sham bam bamina! posted:

Ah, my favorite kind of experience.

Videogames are only worth fake experience points (FXP)

Wheeee
Mar 11, 2001

When a tree grows, it is soft and pliable. But when it's dry and hard, it dies.

Hardness and strength are death's companions. Flexibility and softness are the embodiment of life.

That which has become hard shall not triumph.

if you want to experience some real world building you should read Justine, or The Misfortunes of Virtue

Doctor Faustine
Sep 2, 2018

Wheeee posted:

if you want to experience some real world building you should read Justine, or The Misfortunes of Virtue

Justine is really hosed and I don’t understand how anyone can enjoy it even as pornography, and this is coming from someone who likes some pretty questionable erotica.

TheGreatEvilKing
Mar 28, 2016





Pull up!

BravestOfTheLamps
Oct 12, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Lipstick Apathy
Ships of Merior/Warhost of Vastmark by Janny Wurts: See, this is epic fantasy at its highest levels. Absolutely jawdropping prose, with a soaring plot and characters who leap from the pages. I'm gushing. These two books made me cry in good ways, and I would follow this author anywhere. They're the second book in her epic series "War of Light and Shadow" and form a complete story arc as Arithon completes his bard's apprenticeship with Halliron, as Lysaer finally finds and raises an army to kill Arithon, and as everything goes to Hell for everyone. Also includes the mages dealing with an invasion of evil space ghosts in the background, which was hilarious and desperate to read.

CountFosco
Jan 9, 2012

Welcome back to the Liturgigoon thread, friend.
You're being sarcastic, right?

RBA Starblade
Apr 28, 2008

Going Home.

Games Idiot Court Jester

Part of the horror of the Axlotl tank in Dune is they never come out and say what they are, just a bit here or there. We're left to fill it in on our own.

Zoracle Zed
Jul 10, 2001

terminal tor.com blog brain poisoning

Wheeee
Mar 11, 2001

When a tree grows, it is soft and pliable. But when it's dry and hard, it dies.

Hardness and strength are death's companions. Flexibility and softness are the embodiment of life.

That which has become hard shall not triumph.

Doctor Faustine posted:

Justine is really hosed and I don’t understand how anyone can enjoy it even as pornography, and this is coming from someone who likes some pretty questionable erotica.

well it was written by the guy whose name is the etymological origin of the word sadism

Strom Cuzewon
Jul 1, 2010

pile of brown posted:

I think that a world that has institutionalized rape is bad. It's not the most subtle or most vociferous way to tell you the world is bad. In Mistborn it is a very heavy-handed way to tell you that the world is hosed to pieces and ruled by the corrupt. I liked that Mistborn takes place in a world that is basically Ruined. I didnt love reading about every element of it but it serves a narrative purpose beyond "lol rape", and a centuries long eugenics scheme is pretty monstrous, same as robot Hitler from the space navy books. Do you also think the Tleilaxu solely mean "rape is good worldbuilding?"

I liked my blindsight derail a lot more stop yelling rape at me

I find it pretty distasteful that the murder-rape-brothels are just a background to a swashbuckling fantasy romp. If you're going to have atrocities in your work I feel you should handle them with a certain degree of effort and seriousness. Shoving them in because "lol evil" is just lazy and offensive.

It's also worldbuilding in its worst form - outside the first chapter I don't think it's even tangentially related to the plot. We don't meet any characters from them, nobody has any emotional response to their existence, it's just "oh, this is a thing too"

So that's exhibit B on "why Sanderson is worse about sex than Bakker"

Strom Cuzewon fucked around with this message at 17:23 on Mar 11, 2019

TheGreatEvilKing
Mar 28, 2016





It's lazy characterization. There are plenty of ways to write antagonists, yet fantasy authors go straight for :tvtropes:

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

TheGreatEvilKing posted:

It's lazy characterization. There are plenty of ways to write antagonists, yet fantasy authors go straight for :tvtropes:

or, if you are Goodkind, the protagonists

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat

CountFosco posted:

You're being sarcastic, right?
It's clearly a quote, although I couldn't find the source.

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pseudanonymous
Aug 30, 2008

When you make the second entry and the debits and credits balance, and you blow them to hell.

Sham bam bamina! posted:

It's clearly a quote, although I couldn't find the source.

It's someone from the Sci-Fi Fantasy thread gushing about books.

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