MS Paint Your Ideal Significant Other

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a bone to pick: Sep 14, 2011; by FactsAreUseless

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Somebody fucked around with this message at 23:58 on Mar 9, 2019

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The IRS: Dec 31, 2018

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Jose: Jul 24, 2007; Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Yo news those

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Nonviolent J: Jul 20, 2006; by FactsAreUseless; Soiled Meat

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Literally A Person: Jan 1, 1970; Smugworth Wuz Here

Nonviolent J posted:

Sonic the Suck-Hog?

Love it.

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Xaintrailles: Aug 14, 2015

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Icochet: Mar 18, 2008; I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~; Grimey Drawer

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Zybourne Clock: Oct 25, 2011; Poke me.

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Literally A Person: Jan 1, 1970; Smugworth Wuz Here

Zybourne Clock posted:

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GRINDCORE MEGGIDO: Feb 28, 1985

Icochet posted:

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Plant MONSTER.: Mar 16, 2018; I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

Dont have fancy electronic mspaint so used paper mspaint

# ? Mar 10, 2019 05:45

a bone to pick: Sep 14, 2011; by FactsAreUseless

posting my ideal S/O again:

:nws:

https://i.imgur.com/89urcEZ.png

stop kinkshaming me mods

Somebody fucked around with this message at 11:20 on Mar 10, 2019

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gary oldmans diary: Sep 26, 2005

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SilvergunSuperman: Aug 7, 2010

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Linux Pirate: Apr 21, 2012

SilvergunSuperman posted:

Hawt

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SilvergunSuperman: Aug 7, 2010

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Gridlocked: Aug 2, 2014; MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves

Icochet posted:

Not on a hoverboard?!

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SniperWoreConverse: Mar 20, 2010; Gun Saliva

good to see some honest sensuality in the thread

# ? Mar 10, 2019 10:34

Nic Cage dick cage: Jun 23, 2009; Lipstick Apathy

935 posted:

Looks like the type who ends up being unfaithful.

# ? Mar 10, 2019 12:42

SniperWoreConverse: Mar 20, 2010; Gun Saliva

no she's very in tune with her partner's needs and is willing to go the distance :blessed:

imo

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an actual frog: Mar 1, 2007; HEH, HEH, HEH!

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Snow Cone Capone: Jul 31, 2003

AxeManiacToiletLady.jpg

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Kirk Vikernes: Apr 26, 2004; Count Goatnackh

an actual frog posted:

You would be such a lucky women to have a man who shuns the idea of builder grade anything in the house.

# ? Mar 10, 2019 14:32

Gridlocked: Aug 2, 2014; MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves

an actual frog posted:

It took me a fuckin' second.

:boom:

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kalel: Jun 19, 2012

gary oldmans diary posted:

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By popular demand: Jul 17, 2007; IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!

Plant MONSTER. posted:

Dont have fancy electronic mspaint so used paper mspaint

A...are you hitting on me?

# ? Mar 10, 2019 16:04

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO: Feb 28, 1985

an actual frog posted:

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Plant MONSTER.: Mar 16, 2018; I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

By popular demand posted:

A...are you hitting on me?

I know all bees are technically wasps but you're like... A wasp-wasp. I just don't see it working. You're still welcome to eat bugs off of me, though.

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dudeness: Mar 5, 2010; Cat Army; Fallen Rib

# ? Mar 10, 2019 21:54

Literally A Person: Jan 1, 1970; Smugworth Wuz Here

dudeness posted:

Welp, found my new fetish.

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Edgar: Sep 9, 2005; Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!; Wedge Regret

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GRINDCORE MEGGIDO: Feb 28, 1985

Edgar posted:

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a bone to pick: Sep 14, 2011; by FactsAreUseless

gary oldmans diary posted:

Grindcore is intimidated by the ideal form

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Guy Mann: Mar 28, 2016; by Lowtax

HEY MAN THAT'S A NICE SIGNIFICANT OTHER

FOR A CLOWN TO HAVE

AT THE CIRCUS

IDIOT

# ? Mar 11, 2019 02:11

Hirethor: Dec 16, 2008; You think you know hip?
YOU DON'T KNOW SHIT ABOUT BEING HIP!

I thought I made this for a thread recently, but turns out that was back in 2015... anyways:

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Jaguars!: Jul 31, 2012

ever since 1999 I've been looking for someone to be the fred to my method man

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great big cardboard tube: Sep 3, 2003

I'm not picky or artistically talented so I'm unable to draw the concept of "loves me and doesn't secretly stop taking her birth control to have my baby against my will to reap the government benefits" but voted 5

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