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T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.

the simpsons movie is a work of sublime art

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Weembles
Apr 19, 2004

I can't tell if you guys are agreeing with me or arguing.

I Before E
Jul 2, 2012

Weembles posted:

2007 is just rmembered because of No Country for Old Men and There Will be Blood. Besides that - what? Charlie Wilson's War? The Simpsons Movie?

Enchanted, Hot Fuzz, Zodiac.

Weembles
Apr 19, 2004

Ok, in the spirit of AOC I'll reach across the isle and conceeed that if your standard of amazing years for movies is "year that movies were release" then '07 was pretty good.

But comparing it to 87 in terms of really great films or movies that defined their genres? Eh...

87 had:

Hellraiser
Robocop
Predator
Evil Dead 2
The Running Man
The Lost Boys

And that's *just* the top of the B-movie list. Look it up and you'll easily find at least 10 movies that put Juken Sentai Gekiranger: Nei-Nei! Hou-Hou! Hong Kong Decisive Battle to shame.

ZenMasterBullshit
Nov 2, 2011

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Weembles posted:

87 had:

Hellraiser
Robocop
Predator
Evil Dead 2
The Running Man
The Lost Boys

And that's *just* the top of the B-movie list. Look it up and you'll easily find at least 10 movies that put Juken Sentai Gekiranger: Nei-Nei! Hou-Hou! Hong Kong Decisive Battle to shame.

I mean those movies are fine but their leads are no Jan.

Weembles
Apr 19, 2004

ZenMasterBullshit posted:

I mean those movies are fine but their leads are no Jan.

If it helps, Full Metal Jacket (which came out in 1987) is kinda about a sentai team.

Except they all wear cammo instead of primary colors and illustrate the horrors of war instead of forming a giant robot.

LesterGroans
Jun 9, 2009

It's funny...

You were so scary at night.
No Country, There Will Be Blood, Bug, Death Proof, Hot Fuzz, The Assassination of Jesse James, Hot Rod, Michael Clayton, Walk Hard, Eastern Promises, Gone Baby Gone, Before the Devil Knows Your Dead and most importantly Southland Tales.

Get real, 2007 ruled.

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.

Cinema peaked when I was most susceptible to thinking hollywood makes good movies. - this thread

Moist von Lipwig
Oct 28, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Tortured By Flan
i was born in 1988 though?

Moist von Lipwig
Oct 28, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Tortured By Flan
realistically i just think The Thing is the greatest movie of all time

I Before E
Jul 2, 2012

LesterGroans posted:

No Country, There Will Be Blood, Bug, Death Proof, Hot Fuzz, The Assassination of Jesse James, Hot Rod, Michael Clayton, Walk Hard, Eastern Promises, Gone Baby Gone, Before the Devil Knows Your Dead and most importantly Southland Tales.

Get real, 2007 ruled.

The Brothers Solomon, too.

Gripweed
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I Before E posted:

The Brothers Solomon, too.

Yeah there were a lot of movies made in 2007 that nobody saw or remembers

ZenMasterBullshit
Nov 2, 2011

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Weembles posted:

If it helps, Full Metal Jacket (which came out in 1987) is kinda about a sentai team.

Except they all wear cammo instead of primary colors and illustrate the horrors of war instead of forming a giant robot.


Ah so they're Kamen Riders...interesting.

Gripweed
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ZenMasterBullshit posted:

Ah so they're Kamen Riders...interesting.



Full... metal... jacket.

ZenMasterBullshit
Nov 2, 2011

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Gripweed posted:



Full... metal... jacket.


All I'm saying is Kamen Rider Kuuga is a spectacular narrative about how damaging violence in all forms is to the human soul, even violence done to protect people,

It's a better work of art than some movie where half the dialogue is trailer lines and a man with a bad haircut mumbles into a phone or stares straight at the camera talking about bad metaphors for what the movie is stumbling to be about.

Which is like... almost every 'serious and good film' made since 2005

ZenMasterBullshit
Nov 2, 2011

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Subtlety is for cowards because if you try to be subtle about your themes you're gonna end up with a legion of nazi fans that didn't get the point but liked the style.

For example, see every alt-right idiot's entire rhetoric and slang (ie. "redpilled")

I Before E
Jul 2, 2012

ZenMasterBullshit posted:

All I'm saying is Kamen Rider Kuuga is a spectacular narrative about how damaging violence in all forms is to the human soul, even violence done to protect people,

It's a better work of art than some movie where half the dialogue is trailer lines and a man with a bad haircut mumbles into a phone or stares straight at the camera talking about bad metaphors for what the movie is stumbling to be about.

Which is like... almost every 'serious and good film' made since 2005

Finally, we found Felix's account

ZenMasterBullshit
Nov 2, 2011

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This thread, dim witted, foolish: "All I'm saying is movies were best in 2007 were all the dramas were dim barely lit middle aged men grimly mugging at the camera while saying things like 'The choice was yours to choose but I took that choice and I made it for me not for you.' and every comedy was nothing but referencing the structure of non-comedic works but as a joke."

Me, smart, hot: I like it when Kuuga saves the children and does his best to protect everyone's smiles.

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The best ending to any superhero movie is Kamen Rider OOO Wonderful: The Shogun and the 21 Core Medals. An evil witch has put a dome over Tokyo and is draining everybody's life energy to power herself. When Kamen Rider OOO and his friends get to her lair, OOO sees that she's far too powerful for him to beat. So he pleads with her to just let him and his family go. All his friends are like, no you've got to fight her, how could you be so heartless. But the witch is like, very well, I shall spare you and your family. Suddenly her machine stops sucking life energy out of anyone and she loses her powers. The witch is like, what did you do, you tricked me! and OOO says "Oh, didn't you know? Everyone on earth is my family!"

All American superhero movies just end with people punching a blue laser and being sad.

Boywhiz88
Sep 11, 2005

floating 26" off da ground. BURR!
Funnily, when Old Country won over There Will Be Blood in almost every category is when I stopped caring about the Oscars.

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.

ZenMasterBullshit posted:

Subtlety is for cowards because if you try to be subtle about your themes you're gonna end up with a legion of nazi fans that didn't get the point but liked the style.

For example, see every alt-right idiot's entire rhetoric and slang (ie. "redpilled")

I love this, because back in the day estrogen pills were red, used for transitioning. Being a manly man dude is represented by, as we say in the trans community, titty Skittles.

The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Boywhiz88 posted:

Funnily, when Old Country won over There Will Be Blood in almost every category is when I stopped caring about the Oscars.

yeah it was the one time they got it right

Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax
Chapo hate cops so there's no way they'd side with the only fandom in SA that are such cops they made the mods add a special rule outlawing making fun of them.

Anime watchers are the Alamo Drafthouse of posters.

ZenMasterBullshit
Nov 2, 2011

Restaurant de Nouvelles "À Table" Proudly Presents:
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Guy Mann posted:

Chapo hate cops so there's no way they'd side with the only fandom in SA that are such cops they made the mods add a special rule outlawing making fun of them.

Anime watchers are the Alamo Drafthouse of posters.


Crying about anime posters is the SA equivalent of Redditors crying about SJW's on every single post regardless of context.

It's okay, they can't hurt you. Even if they make fun of your bad movies where middle aged men tell you about what they think about philosophy.

padijun
Feb 5, 2004

murderbears forever
oh no guy mann is here :(

crepeface
Nov 5, 2004

r*p*f*c*
who was talking about anime anyway

SlimGoodbody
Oct 20, 2003

The last page or so of this thread reminds me how funny it is that goons meet in real life and think it will be a fun and good idea

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!
2007 also gave us Norbit, which is probably the worst financially successful film I've ever seen. Eddie Murphy is even better than Bill Cosby at making unbelievably bad movies.

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?
I swear to god if this turns into a Ghost Dad gripe session I will lose my poo poo.

fatherboxx
Mar 25, 2013

Head Bee Guy posted:

I tried getting through the newest Red Scare

Well here is your problem

big boi
Jun 11, 2007

Boywhiz88 posted:

Funnily, when Old Country won over There Will Be Blood in almost every category is when I stopped caring about the Oscars.

They are both real good

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




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Boywhiz88 posted:

Funnily, when Old Country won over There Will Be Blood in almost every category is when I stopped caring about the Oscars.

Dances With Wolves beat Goodfellas.

Thaddius the Large
Jul 5, 2006

It's in the five-hole!

poo poo POST MALONE posted:

I swear to god if this turns into a Ghost Dad gripe session I will lose my poo poo.

Well with Cosby you’d have to be more worried about a grope session! Heyoooooooooooooooooooooooo

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!

poo poo POST MALONE posted:

I swear to god if this turns into a Ghost Dad gripe session I will lose my poo poo.
I haven't seen it, but I have seen Leonard Part VI.

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Halloween Jack posted:

I haven't seen it, but I have seen Leonard Part VI.

:sympathy:

Ganson
Jul 13, 2007
I know where the electrical tape is!

SlimGoodbody posted:

The last page or so of this thread reminds me how funny it is that goons meet in real life and think it will be a fun and good idea

Eve goons are fine in real life, mainly because not goon eve players are 10 times more cringe than anything this forum ever came up with.

KirbyKhan
Mar 20, 2009
Probation
Can't post for 14 hours!
Soiled Meat

Ganson posted:

Eve goons are fine in real life, mainly because not goon eve players are 10 times more cringe than anything this forum ever came up with.

True. Meeting people from the internet is a crapshoot, but whattaya gonna do? Join a book club to meet people irl?

Meeting goons gives you that single shred of shared experience that you can extract a bond from. Best goon meets are in foreign countries where the english speaking population is limited to ESL teachers and spies.

papa horny michael
Aug 18, 2009

by Pragmatica

Equeen posted:

amber is good. some of the regulars in the other chapo theard in cspam loving hate her some reason lol

but she's the best one of the chapos? an even better poster than felix.

Equeen
Oct 29, 2011

Pole dance~

papa horny michael posted:

but she's the best one of the chapos? an even better poster than felix.

i like all the chapos, but maybe amber gets the most hate because she's not as online as the others?

like, she walks the walk regarding socialist activism, as opposed to just shitposting about it.

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T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.

Equeen posted:

i like all the chapos, but maybe amber gets the most hate because she's not as online as the others?

like, she walks the walk regarding socialist activism, as opposed to just shitposting about it.

she gets hate 'cause she's a she

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