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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Hammer House: Stinger Splash Zone > Fastlane (2019) is an ongoing professional wrestling pay-per-view event tha
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IDONTPOST
Apr 18, 2018




 ok ill take that

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Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
kill all cops

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MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
Huh, I thought it was gonna be Rowan.

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Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo
Everyone's like "you're not Kofi tho".

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Low Desert Punk
Jul 4, 2012

i have absolutely no fucking money
acab

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MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?

Walrus Pete posted:

oh. yeah, that makes sense.

And that's why it's wrong.

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Standard Measure
Sep 5, 2018

by FactsAreUseless
is going on

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bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

 *crickets*

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Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
Oh it's Glacier

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Mukaikubo
Mar 14, 2006

"You treat her like a lady... and she'll always bring you home."
RIP Kofi

He mattered for a few weeks, and now he doesn't anymore :(

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Sugar Blaster
Dec 15, 2004

All ears, all eyes, all the time!
fuckin what

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Nilbop
Jun 5, 2004

Looks like someone forgot his hardhat...
Oh man, this is a big feel bad moment.

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kitten emergency
Jan 13, 2008

get meow this wack-ass crystal prison
i mean im into this but KOFIMANIA

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BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

Congratulations!
Oh sure, 2019 Glacier. Ok.

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J-Ro
Jul 26, 2005

Child Of The Revolution

 all cruisers are bastard

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Low Desert Punk
Jul 4, 2012

i have absolutely no fucking money
ali looks like a lame Glacier

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Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

 So earlier was the way to shove Kofi back down the card?

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nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

 I don't think Mustafa looks as cool as he think he looks.

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Raffles
Dec 7, 2004

 they really are the masters of making sure no one gets over

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Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Intruder posted:

Oh it's Glacier
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Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

Intruder posted:

Oh it's Glacier

He does look like an LED Mortal Kombat dude.

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Calax
Oct 5, 2011

 That's a wonderful way to just kill a guys momentum from coming back off injury.

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CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

 like, I'm not mad about Mustafa being in this match, but jesus christ every single storyline right now is "we're just doing some poo poo with no build"

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tecnocrat
Oct 5, 2003
Struggling to keep his sanity.



 So is this to get heat on Ali?

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Power Windows
Dec 29, 2004

Brasky used to ride upon a steed, perchance to spy a lady.

 Ali getting 2014 Batista heat

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Sugar Blaster
Dec 15, 2004

All ears, all eyes, all the time!
So the heel champion has to face two opponents appointed by his heel boss and they're both faces. Got it.

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Big Queefy
Jan 27, 2013

 welp

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Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo
hey vince got them to boo the flippy muslim cop!

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fast cars loose anus
Mar 2, 2007

Pillbug
lol WHAT

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Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
mustafa ali sucks and looks like a moron

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Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

 Looking forward to Ali trying to pull off a Spanish Fly on Kevin Owens.

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Nilbop
Jun 5, 2004

Looks like someone forgot his hardhat...
You sent that poor kid out to get booed. That’s not fair.

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kitten emergency
Jan 13, 2008

get meow this wack-ass crystal prison
everyone in this match is being booed, lol

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Vintimus Prime
Apr 24, 2008

DERRRRRPPP what are picture threads for????

 That crowd was DEAD when Ali came out

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Alakaiser
Jan 3, 2007

And the Lord Josh said, "Blessed are those cast away by Belichick, theirs is the kingdom of Denver." (Tebow 1:25)

Power Windows posted:

Ali getting 2014 Rey Mysterio heat
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Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
this was a good idea

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Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

 Way to give Ali the "Rey at 30" reaction from the RR

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Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



 WE WANT COFFEE

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Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

 yeah honestly gently caress this

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Low Desert Punk
Jul 4, 2012

i have absolutely no fucking money
lmao

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