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LIVE AMMO ROLEPLAY posted:Mark Latham should get a dna test then gently caress off back to wherever his blood came from. Is late stage syphilis a place?
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Ipswich
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# ? Mar 11, 2019 05:55 |
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lol
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PancakeTransmission posted:https://twitter.com/sallyrugg/status/1104845920275816448
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# ? Mar 11, 2019 06:04 |
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bandaid.friend posted:I watched a couple of episodes since the thread was talking about it, the worm in episode 2 is a really old puppet from a kids' show called The Book Place Holy gently caress it is the same worm
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# ? Mar 11, 2019 06:05 |
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Senor Tron posted:https://www.sbs.com.au/news/barnaby-joyce-says-he-is-still-the-elected-deputy-prime-minister-of-australia Barnaby "I forgot this isn't America, god I wish I was Bill Clinton level tier affairs master" Joyce Also Shorten: https://twitter.com/steph_dalzell/status/1104935910355812352
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# ? Mar 11, 2019 06:07 |
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Energy midget lmao
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# ? Mar 11, 2019 06:17 |
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the alp is cancelled
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# ? Mar 11, 2019 06:48 |
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Didn't someone in either in here or in the afl thread have the worm as their avatar? Also the Kates look about our ages so it's probably a treasured childhood memory for them
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# ? Mar 11, 2019 07:13 |
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Book_Place "The design of the Bookworm puppet was widely regarded at the time to be based on politician/prime minister John Howard." Who's been mucking around?
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# ? Mar 11, 2019 07:41 |
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bandaid.friend posted:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Book_Place https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=The_Book_Place&oldid=802572297 It's been there for years, the joy of small articles that nobody notices (especially some non-Australian that's checking recent edits for vandalism)
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# ? Mar 11, 2019 08:02 |
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lol what the gently caress
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# ? Mar 11, 2019 08:29 |
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Prime Minister Hi Australia, I'm Dad
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# ? Mar 11, 2019 08:37 |
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Tomorrows Herald Sun: Scomo's chances shorten as
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# ? Mar 11, 2019 09:54 |
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All Shorten has to do is nothing. Nothing at all. Come on man.
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# ? Mar 11, 2019 10:04 |
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Oh no Shorten said midget people are going to care widely and deeply about this
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# ? Mar 11, 2019 10:06 |
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Still getting complaints at work thanks to Andrew Bolt. At least Sleeping Giants didn't have a financial motive to get people to complain at us.
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# ? Mar 11, 2019 10:15 |
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JBP posted:Oh no Shorten said midget people are going to care widely and deeply about this It's anti-semitic to call boys short
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JBP posted:Oh no Shorten said midget people are going to care widely and deeply about this More people are going to care than if he said nothing at least. Labor might not manage to lose this election but they'll still give it a go, it's traditional.
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The Peccadillo posted:It's anti-semitic to call boys short If you were looking for a prototype for today’s populist independent you would find it in EL Wisty, a comic creation of Peter Cook, who in an early 1960s TV sketch declared he was standing for parliament on behalf of the World Domination League. “I’ve had some wonderful ideas for getting the dominating going,” he explained. “Things like ‘Vote for EL Wisty and lovely nude ladies will come and dance in your room’. “It’s a complete lie of course but you can’t afford to be too scrupulous if you’re going to dominate the world.” Not even Cook could have dreamt up Clive Palmer, the broad-beamed braggart with an oversized mouth who pulls out policies like a late-night gambler in Crown casino peeling from a wad of 50s. Nor could Cook have imagined Julian Burnside, who blends Palmer’s populism with the piety of Mahatma Gandhi. Burnside appears to have jotted down his talking points at a Toorak dinner party before treating guests to more of his wisdom. “The trouble with Twitter,” he might have said, relaxing in his chair, “is that it’s not an ideal place for complex ideas. “I’m not saying Peter Dutton is guilty of the kind of unspeakable acts which we call the Holocaust but its important to remember the Nazi regime spent years generating in the German community a hatred and fear of Jews, without which the Holocaust would not have been possible.” Wiser men than Burnside might have left those thoughts at the dinner table, particularly if they aspired to represent the Jewish community in the electorate of Kooyong, some of whom had the misfortune to be guests of Nazis in the real Auschwitz. Burnside, however, felt a need to share those thoughts on a blog on which he regularly posts sermons reprimanding Israel, defaming the Israeli army and comforting their enemies. Two years ago Burnside and 59 other anti-Zionists signed a letter imploring then prime minister Malcolm Turnbull to “rethink its one-sided support for the Israeli government” and cancel the visit of his counterpart, Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu. Burnside’s obsession with the sins of Israel will antagonise Kooyong’s 1000 or so Jewish voters. Double standards abound. One moment Greens MP Adam Bandt is tweet-shaming “racist hate speech” and Pauline Hanson’s xenophobia and the next he’s posting an image on Facebook of a hook-nosed banker based on images published in Nazi-sympathiser newspaper Der Sturmer during the Holocaust. Greens leader Richard Di Natale hijacked a condolence motion in the Senate to launch a unfounded character attack on former Israeli president and Nobel Peace Prize winner Shimon Peres. The Greens have proposed policy demanding the Australian government “halt military co-operation and military trade with Israel” and “recognise the ongoing injustice done to the Palestinian people”. Yet the Greens have never condemned Palestinian violence or terrorism against Israelis. Instead they parrot baseless claims from Palestinian propaganda, as in October 2015 when senator Scott Ludlam claimed that “Israeli military forces have repeatedly stormed the holy site of the al-Aqsa mosque”. At its national conference in November 2015 the Greens passed a resolution formally recognising the state of Palestine “as a contribution to securing a negotiated two-state solution”. Former Greens senator Lee Rhiannon in NSW used her Senate printing allowance to produce posters advertising a Naqba Day rally to “Protest Israeli apartheid”, calling for the “right of return”. Rhiannon took the microphone at the rally to accuse Israel of “ethnic cleansing”. The Greens may claim to reject the boycott, divestment and sanctions campaign against Israel but it apparently does not censure Rhiannon for supporting it. In Burnside’s defence, his offensive comments could not be said to single out Israel’s supporters in particular. They are offensive to any Australian with an understanding of history and a sense of proportion. “I do not wish to deflect attention from the mistreatment of Palestinians for one moment,” he writes, “but it is worth noticing that we have a parallel set of events in Australia.” Aborigines, apparently, are our own Palestinians. They have a “different, and inferior, legal status,” claims Burnside. They have been “turned into aliens in their own land”. And don’t forget the children. Palestinian children, Aboriginal children in the Don Dale Youth Detention Centre, asylum-seeking children in detention, even when there aren’t any, the plight of oppressed children real or imagined is dragged on to the stage to allow Burnside to display the virtue of his calling as a lawyer for human rights and a dedicated righter of wrongs. Burnside’s Mahatma Gandhi, posting: “First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they attack you, then you win.” Progressive politics, however, demands nothing less than total obedience to the faith, as Burnside discovered in a TV interview on International Women’s Day after being pinged for being a member of the men-only Savage Club. “Don’t interrupt,” he told senator Jane Hume. When he realised his mistake he announced through Twitter he’d be resigning: “I joined the Savage Club 40 years ago as a very different person to the one I am today. I’ve argued for change from within but it’s too slow in coming.” It was too late however, for The Guardian had already disclosed the Savage Club’s other little secret: a range of indigenous artefacts hung on its walls. Labor’s indigenous candidate for Kooyong, Jana Stewart, reached for her Twitter account. “Hey Julian, when you go into the Savage Club on Tuesday to cancel your membership, would you mind taking the artefacts out so I can return them to Traditional Owner’s where they belong? My old people would appreciate it. Thanks JS.” __ Nick Cater is executive director of the Menzies Research Centre.
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Anidav posted:If you were looking for a prototype for today’s populist independent you would find it in EL Wisty Woah
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# ? Mar 11, 2019 10:25 |
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What’s the best way to work out the numbering of my below the line vote of 346 people before I go in and do it
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# ? Mar 11, 2019 10:26 |
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Dire Lemming posted:More people are going to care than if he said nothing at least. Labor might not manage to lose this election but they'll still give it a go, it's traditional. No one that gives a gently caress about this is moving to the LNP hth
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# ? Mar 11, 2019 10:51 |
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what a weekend albericie and the rest of the media are rich white folk with no clue about how actual people live mccormack slamming joyce with the wedding burn is some good poo poo scomo not being allowed to talk for the libs just shows how he's poison for the party mark latham being a eugenicist was pretty unsuprising though all in all, a good weekend
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bowmore posted:What’s the best way to work out the numbering of my below the line vote of 346 people before I go in and do it I thought you could number like ten boxes and gently caress the rest. E: 12, then.
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Starshark posted:I thought you could number like ten boxes and gently caress the rest.
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# ? Mar 11, 2019 10:58 |
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Yall hear that English dude that murdered his wife 15 years ago, paul jason margach, had his automatic deportation overruled by the appeals tribunal? E https://medium.com/@naurozea/porter-duttons-aat-on-a-crusade-to-make-australia-christian-white-again-part-1-90df89a17c2f SMILLENNIALSMILLEN fucked around with this message at 11:04 on Mar 11, 2019 |
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I think I’d rather not meet them, actually
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# ? Mar 11, 2019 11:07 |
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JBP posted:No one that gives a gently caress about this is moving to the LNP hth You realise immediate defection isn't the only problem that eroding people's trust and support causes right?
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# ? Mar 11, 2019 11:09 |
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Solemn Sloth posted:
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# ? Mar 11, 2019 11:15 |
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Dire Lemming posted:You realise immediate defection isn't the only problem that eroding people's trust and support causes right? Lmao Bill Shorten is doing causes now?
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# ? Mar 11, 2019 11:21 |
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Yeah nah get hosed aye. Still Melbourne lol. They're probably soapboxing that all major parties suck, the Greens are OK because they "listen to youth" and will be putting all their energy into a 1 policy party to promote more trains very much like Brisbane-Gold Coast did prior to the ComGames.
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JBP posted:Lmao Bill Shorten is doing causes now? What? edit: Oh wait I think I get it. You need to work on your reading comprehension, let me help "You realise immediate defection isn't the only problem that [eroding people's trust and support] causes right?"
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bowmore posted:but if I do that how can I put Latham at 346 Someone who knows the answer confirm: - if you do 1-12 below the line, and Latham isn't one of the 12, your vote exhausts and there is no way Drueryvoodoo can result in your vote going to him, vs numbering every spot below the line where that is remotely possible, however unlikely, correct?
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Solemn Sloth posted:
i thought that was you second from left
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Dire Lemming posted:What? It's not comprehension I'm just not paying you enough attention after you dove into Bill's big election fumble that will do nothing. AP Bio S2 off to a good start
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# ? Mar 11, 2019 11:45 |
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i can smell that armpit through my monitor
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Don Dongington posted:Someone who knows the answer confirm: - if you do 1-12 below the line, and Latham isn't one of the 12, your vote exhausts and there is no way Drueryvoodoo can result in your vote going to him, vs numbering every spot below the line where that is remotely possible, however unlikely, correct? Correct. There are issues with the system in NSW but it's better than Victoria, WA and Queensland at least.
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# ? Mar 11, 2019 11:59 |
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The guy behind him with the shirt that's the same pattern as some of the public transport seating makes me viscerally angry.
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# ? Mar 11, 2019 12:00 |
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Don Dongington posted:Someone who knows the answer confirm: - if you do 1-12 below the line, and Latham isn't one of the 12, your vote exhausts and there is no way Drueryvoodoo can result in your vote going to him, vs numbering every spot below the line where that is remotely possible, however unlikely, correct? I don’t think Bowmore is concerned about Latham getting his vote, he just wants to be able to put Latham at the very, very, very end of the list.
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