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Captain Billy Pissboy
Oct 25, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo
College Slice

Don Pigeon posted:

wait i don't get how you can hire an undocumented immigrant and not get in trouble when you point this out to the police.. ???

The police exist to protect and serve capital.

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Don Pigeon
Oct 29, 2005

Great pigeons are not born great. They grow great by eating lots of bread crumbs.

COMRADES posted:

Because lol

oh i guess they could just go "we never hired him, he was trespassing our work site and got injured" because they were paying him under the table and there's no paper trail

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos
it's not illegal to hire illegal immigrants

edit: I mean technically it is but come on

Captain Billy Pissboy
Oct 25, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo
College Slice
Also local police probably don't have jurisdiction over that and even if they do lol they're not going to enforce that

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
JOB CREATORS!!!

World War Mammories
Aug 25, 2006


Don Pigeon posted:

wait i don't get how you can hire an undocumented immigrant and not get in trouble when you point this out to the police.. ???

the perfidious ILLEGAL tricked these scions of capitalism into employing him and utilizing his labor. a heinous crime....

chaleski
Apr 25, 2014

Don Pigeon posted:

wait i don't get how you can hire an undocumented immigrant and not get in trouble when you point this out to the police.. ???

How dare you question the integrity of our wonderful job creators

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Also; I get so annoyed that Americans insist on calling what are just Social Democrats instead Democratic Socialists, they're two different things goddammit :argh:

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747
megan mccurdled blood

Modest Mao
Feb 11, 2011

by Cyrano4747

HugeGrossBurrito posted:

you goatta be kidding me

Inept
Jul 8, 2003

https://twitter.com/BBCWorld/status/1104432121811218432

DragQueenofAngmar
Dec 29, 2009

You shall not pass!

ekuNNN posted:


Also; I get so annoyed that Americans insist on calling what are just Social Democrats instead Democratic Socialists, they're two different things goddammit :argh:

regular red-blooded americans vote republican, everyone else is a pinko fag commie

Coolness Averted
Feb 20, 2007

oh don't worry, I can't smell asparagus piss, it's in my DNA

GO HOGG WILD!
🐗🐗🐗🐗🐗

ekuNNN posted:


Also; I get so annoyed that Americans insist on calling what are just Social Democrats instead Democratic Socialists, they're two different things goddammit :argh:

lol of course it's Megan 'fail up, stupid' McArdle.

Coolness Averted has issued a correction as of 03:03 on Mar 10, 2019

Sjs00
Jun 29, 2013

Yeah Baby Yeah !

snoo
Jul 5, 2007




gently caress lawn culture

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

DragQueenofAngmar posted:

regular red-blooded americans vote republican, everyone else is a pinko fag commie

you say your blood is red, eh? who's the real commie here???

Homocow
Apr 24, 2007

Extremely bad poster!
DO NOT QUOTE!


Pillbug
lol if you think americans will ever understand what socialism is

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

Dead Beef posted:

lol if you think americans will ever understand what socialism is

It's democrats, right?

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
Americans will believe whatever the TV tells them

Byzantine
Sep 1, 2007

Dead Beef posted:

lol if you think americans will ever understand what socialism is

COMRADES
Apr 3, 2017

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos
whole lotta racism itt

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

Peanut President posted:

whole lotta racism itt

Goats aren't a race

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Peanut President posted:

whole lotta racism itt

Can't be racist against Americans, the agents of Anti Christ.

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

Shame Boy posted:

Goats aren't a race

Stop goat erasure

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
https://twitter.com/fart/status/1100921760831004673

Halser
Aug 24, 2016

google algorithms doing something right for once

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

Maybe today's gonna be okay.

Giga Gaia
May 2, 2006

360 kickflip to... Meteo?!

the legend survives

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

DragQueenofAngmar
Dec 29, 2009

You shall not pass!

thanks, i hate it

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

"What's a good marketing gimic for 2019?"

"Speech impediments!"

"Fuckin BRILLIANT"

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

I assume that "dwink" is full of cummies

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Shame Boy posted:

I assume that "dwink" is full of cummies

twy one

Homocow
Apr 24, 2007

Extremely bad poster!
DO NOT QUOTE!


Pillbug
OwO

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

Shame Boy posted:

I assume that "dwink" is full of cummies

Cwummies

Smirking_Serpent
Aug 27, 2009

https://jalopnik.com/tesla-employees-call-bullshit-on-online-sales-claims-am-1833201246

the real meat of the article is when they talk to cultist employees of the soon-to-be-closed-stores who are like “automation is true to ELON’S vision so it’s okay if I’m out of a job, I’m glad I’m obsolete”

the dude ends by asking the reporter to go easy on Tesla.

we’re doomed lol


edit: they had the retail employees get people to buy the cars online in store so they could point to having a big majority of online sales. it’s like some insect species that decapitates itself or whatever for the queen

Smirking_Serpent has issued a correction as of 23:17 on Mar 11, 2019

Coolness Averted
Feb 20, 2007

oh don't worry, I can't smell asparagus piss, it's in my DNA

GO HOGG WILD!
🐗🐗🐗🐗🐗

Smirking_Serpent posted:

https://jalopnik.com/tesla-employees-call-bullshit-on-online-sales-claims-am-1833201246

the real meat of the article is when they talk to cultist employees of the soon-to-be-closed-stores who are like “automation is true to ELON’S vision so it’s okay if I’m out of a job, I’m glad I’m obsolete”

the dude ends by asking the reporter to go easy on Tesla.

we’re doomed lol


edit: they had the retail employees get people to buy the cars online in store so they could point to having a big majority of online sales. it’s like some insect species that decapitates itself or whatever for the queen

blockbuster did the same thing when it was going down the tube. They pushed store employees to sell 10 dollar prepaid months of their netflix knock off. The prepaid mousepad/sub thing came with 2 free (so 10 bucks worth) of in-store rentals in a scratch off coupon. The service itself also had more freebies baked in: whenever someone returned a mailed dvd to a store they got a free rental and got 2+ free in store coupons per month. They knew it was knee-capping their brick and mortar stores/killing their profitability, but the idea was convince the creditors the new initiative was so massively popular the company could get more loans and extended credit lines.

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Raldikuk
Apr 7, 2006

I'm bad with money and I want that meatball!

Smirking_Serpent posted:

https://jalopnik.com/tesla-employees-call-bullshit-on-online-sales-claims-am-1833201246

the real meat of the article is when they talk to cultist employees of the soon-to-be-closed-stores who are like “automation is true to ELON’S vision so it’s okay if I’m out of a job, I’m glad I’m obsolete”

the dude ends by asking the reporter to go easy on Tesla.

we’re doomed lol


edit: they had the retail employees get people to buy the cars online in store so they could point to having a big majority of online sales. it’s like some insect species that decapitates itself or whatever for the queen

Like that episode of the office where they introduce the new site and it isn't doing well enough so they have everyone put their orders through it even though that would mean lost commissions.

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