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Mr. Sunshine posted:Well, ensuring that you have appropriate consent before you engage in sexual intercourse is important, so the final solution would entail a reliable method for determining the correct amount of time to wait before gently caress. Dude you need to work on your av/post/username combos.
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How do you discipline-kill an entire legion? You'd need at least... two other legions to do that
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I think legionaries favoring the general that didn't want to murder them all is probably why there were so many revolts
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Mar 11, 2019 11:59
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ToxicSlurpee posted:That was the Praetorian Guard. You weren't allowed to have legions anywhere near Rome except for the legions that belonged to Rome itself. It varies a lot over the course of Roman history as that's pretty long but that's who you're thinking of; they guarded Rome, the Emperor, and the Senate and were hugely influential because of that. Generally speaking they were tasked with keeping the government and/or social elites safe. Needless to say that meant you wanted to be on their good side as they had a tendency to get...involved...in politics. Given that murdering politicians was basically the Roman national sport you can imagine what that sometimes entailed. This is not an image macro, nor a meme but I am just loving Rome. So much better than Game of Thrones. Shame it got only two seasons. 
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Skratchez posted:This is not an image macro, nor a meme but I am just loving Rome. This seems to play on that misconception that just because a people existed long ago, they’re somehow less intelligent than us. The people way back then we’re likely just intelligent as we are now. It’s hard for us to accept that, because they didn’t have like computers and such back then. Also, this BC stuff is in the fossil records.
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Mar 11, 2019 12:04
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Who even uses BC anymore? BCE is where it's at.
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Mar 11, 2019 12:11
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B.C stands for Butt Crisis
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Mar 11, 2019 12:14
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Before Chris Evans?
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Blind Rasputin posted:This seems to play on that misconception that just because a people existed long ago, they’re somehow less intelligent than us. The people way back then we’re likely just intelligent as we are now. It’s hard for us to accept that, because they didn’t have like computers and such back then. Also, this BC stuff is in the fossil records. I am confused. It's a joke. And yes it's BCE (before common era) now but  People weren't stupider back then. They even knew that lead was toxic, and we put it in gasoline.
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Mar 11, 2019 12:21
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His post was a joke as well, in the age of anti-vaxxers and flat earthers I don't think there's anyone who seriously believes we're more intelligent than our predecessors
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Mar 11, 2019 12:23
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Uuuuuuug the caveman was a real dummy, actually
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Mar 11, 2019 12:33
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Did y'all ever meet an etruscan? Dumb as rocks all of them.
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Mar 11, 2019 12:35
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Mar 11, 2019 12:43
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Mar 11, 2019 12:45
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The Bloop posted:Uuuuuuug the caveman was a real dummy, actually When was the last time you invented the wheel? Game, set, match ty Johnny Hart
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Mar 11, 2019 12:56
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They weren’t any more or less smart than us, and celebrated very similar memes:
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Mar 11, 2019 12:57
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Blind Rasputin posted:They weren’t any more or less smart than us, and celebrated very similar memes: To have forgotten so many of these cultures was such a Loss to humanity.
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Just Offscreen posted:To have forgotten so many of these cultures was such a Loss to humanity. Look what you have begun  Look at it
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Mar 11, 2019 13:11
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I mean it's better than the Flintstones but the timing here is still a little off
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Yeah by that time God hadn't poured his first espresso yet, let alone turned on the light.
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So I keep seeing them elder scrolls memes in here. Does that game start in the afterlife or something? Cause all the things look like the lead to death then it's what looks to be an intro screen fro a video game. I
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Hellblazer187 posted:So I keep seeing them elder scrolls memes in here. Does that game start in the afterlife or something? Cause all the things look like the lead to death then it's what looks to be an intro screen fro a video game. I You're on a prisoner transport, waking up after a nasty thump on the head, after being swept up in an action against some anti-Imperial rebels. Whether you were there because of an unfortunate coincidence or not is ambiguous, so you can make your own backstory.
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Mar 11, 2019 17:46
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Hellblazer187 posted:So I keep seeing them elder scrolls memes in here. Does that game start in the afterlife or something? Cause all the things look like the lead to death then it's what looks to be an intro screen fro a video game. I- 
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Mar 11, 2019 17:59
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There are quite a few of them.
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The intro screens broke the surprise
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Mar 11, 2019 18:55
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"You're on the wrong side of history, Todd Howard!" 
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Hellblazer187 posted:So I keep seeing them elder scrolls memes in here. Does that game start in the afterlife or something? Cause all the things look like the lead to death then it's what looks to be an intro screen fro a video game. I The joke is that the game has been released and rereleased and remastered like six times in the last eight years, being foisted over and over again upon a gaming public that would prefer the devs work on The Elder Scrolls VI. So the meme is about the game being foisted upon you when you're vulnerable or unexpecting.
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Mar 11, 2019 19:06
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Mar 11, 2019 21:46
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We had many wondrous things in the future... Anime, videogames... and so on
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Mar 11, 2019 22:15
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FIrst I'll need some carpet and dry, cold weather.
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Mar 11, 2019 22:32
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zoux posted:FIrst I'll need some carpet and dry, cold weather. Isn't this a cadence that R Lee Ermy sung?
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Mar 11, 2019 22:42
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When life gives you lemons, make electromagnets
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I have a bachelor’s degree and biology, and think of how many people I could save from the plague by telling them how they could do... something... with, err, some kind of mold.
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Dr Christmas posted:I have a bachelor’s degree and biology, and think of how many people I could save from the plague by telling them how they could do... something... with, err, some kind of mold. After the plague you could tell them to kill all clergy and gentry. That would be useful.
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