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Away all Goats posted:First you take some copper wire and then a magnet... "god I'm hungry, do any taco trucks around here take bitcoin"
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Dr Christmas posted:I have a bachelor’s degree and biology, and think of how many people I could save from the plague by telling them how they could do... something... with, err, some kind of mold. Please excuse the fact that I read this in Hank Hill's voice
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Away all Goats posted:First you take some copper wire and then a magnet... "Do you have any potaotes and some nails, I know you fuckers got nails maybe a few copper and zinc?" "Oh that's right, you haven't found potoes yet"
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Mar 12, 2019 01:02
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probably end up nailed to a cross as a some sort of warlock within the first 10 minutes of speaking whatever alien language modern english would sound like compared to aramaic
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Dungeon Ecology posted:probably end up nailed to a cross as a some sort of warlock within the first 10 minutes of speaking whatever alien language modern english would sound like compared to aramaic Uhh why wouldn't you just speak Latin? Sure you might need an interpreter but they'd be bound to recognize it?
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Mar 12, 2019 01:32
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Hell, just a periodic table and germ theory would be enough (also has a (micro)Biology bachelor's).
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Mar 12, 2019 02:04
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*teleports to 400BCE and immediately begins hunting for baby hitler*
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Mar 12, 2019 02:08
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Yeah germ theory and figuring out vaccination are the two biggies. Antibiotics would be great but hard to pull off
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I'm going to be yelling this to myself and giggling uncontrollably all night, gently caress you for this FIN! WILL BE LEG!
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Chard posted:*teleports to 400BCE and immediately begins hunting for baby hitler* At that age I'm not quite sure that's the most dangerous game. Scaramouche posted:Yeah germ theory and figuring out vaccination are the two biggies. Antibiotics would be great but hard to pull off Antibiotics seem way easier than vaccinations. People were slapping moldy bread as folk remedies on wounds long before pasteur gave everybody autism Milo and POTUS has a new favorite as of 03:26 on Mar 12, 2019 |
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Mar 12, 2019 03:24
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Y'all should read the hit new manga Dr. Stone!
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Mar 12, 2019 03:43
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Scholtz posted:Y'all should read the hit new manga Dr. Stone!  i'm the barely obscured child tits and rear end posted by a goddamned moderator in the forum literally named after tentacle rape
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Mar 12, 2019 03:47
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Screaming Idiot posted:
Careful now, don't want to get hogge wilded.
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Mar 12, 2019 03:48
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The only good manga.
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Mar 12, 2019 03:53
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https://twitter.com/KrangTNelson/status/1105300205480620032?s=19
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Mar 12, 2019 04:00
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two words: househusband yakuza
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Mar 12, 2019 05:42
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Our generations greatest contribution to art and literature.
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Mar 12, 2019 05:56
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I used to fantasize about all the incredible insights I could provide dark age humanity but in truth my overeducated rear end couldn't do much until someone invented satellites. Like... I don't even have a firm grasp of what people knew back then. Did they know boiling your drinking water is a good idea??? I think they knew putting silver in their wells was good, if not why. Christ I'd be useless. I could maybe stand beside the local equivalent of a doctor and stop him from doing things that are obviously stupid or harmful.
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Mar 12, 2019 06:47
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They knew drinking water wasn't trustworthy so they drank beer instead.
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Mar 12, 2019 06:55
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Like I know that fifth panel says poo poo. If I concentrate real hard I can see that isn't the actual letters on there, but poo poo my mind tells me, that's the word that's on this page right here no I'm not taking questions.
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Ghost Leviathan posted:They knew drinking water wasn't trustworthy so they drank beer instead. poo poo they were way smarter than we are
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mobby_6kl posted:poo poo they were way smarter than we are
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Riatsala posted:I used to fantasize about all the incredible insights I could provide dark age humanity but in truth my overeducated rear end couldn't do much until someone invented satellites. Honestly, if you have even a basic grasp of modern first aid (rest, dress, elevate, clean that motherfucker even if it hurts) you'd probably do pretty well as a local medic.
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Mar 12, 2019 11:27
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why even bother helping the people when you could instead be the guy who gets to launch 90 kg stone projectiles over 300 meters?
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Mar 12, 2019 12:06
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Somfin posted:Honestly, if you have even a basic grasp of modern first aid (rest, dress, elevate, clean that motherfucker even if it hurts) you'd probably do pretty well as a local medic. I'm pretty sure it behooves you to clean before dressing.
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Chard posted:*teleports to 400BCE and immediately begins hunting for baby hitler* Ah I see Percival Dunwoody posts here
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Mar 12, 2019 12:14
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The moment one of you teleported to 400BC you'd probably be captured and sold into buttsex slavery almost immediately
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B-but I know about GERMS! They're little creatures living allllll around usssssss- *gets executed for madness and heresy*
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lol if y'all haven't already tattooed the time travelers cheat sheet to yourself, just in case. 
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Zzulu posted:The moment one of you teleported to 400BC you'd probably be captured and sold into buttsex slavery almost immediately I know this conversation has happened before and will happen again but it never fails to tickle The idea of most of SA's best posters going anywhere usually results in pizza thrown in despair and hiking strollers abandoned all willy nilly
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Brewmaster posted:lol if y'all haven't already tattooed the time travelers cheat sheet to yourself, just in case. Yeah like I'm gonna give someone a reason to take my drat skin off.
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Mar 12, 2019 14:03
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Karate Bastard posted:Yeah like I'm gonna give someone a reason to take my drat skin off. I dont need a reason
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Mar 12, 2019 16:01
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Don't trust the skull
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Phlegmish posted:Don't trust the skull 
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Somfin posted:Honestly, if you have even a basic grasp of modern first aid (rest, dress, elevate, clean that motherfucker even if it hurts) you'd probably do pretty well as a local medic. I dunno dude you'd probably kill everyone with super diseases the minute you exhaled
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Mar 12, 2019 16:48
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antibiotics haven’t been invented yet so antibiotic resistant bacteria don’t matter, checkmate atheists
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If people with crazy-sounding ideas had been summarily executed for being crazy in the past, we literally wouldn't have religions.
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