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Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

That's a lot of smug for one man

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/thedailybeast/status/1105216846293360640

As everyone knows, it's fine to lie on blogs.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

zoux posted:

https://twitter.com/thedailybeast/status/1105216846293360640

As everyone knows, it's fine to lie on blogs.

For some reason gynecologists had an issue with us telling women to shove random objects up their vagina, possibly giving them infections or even toxic shock syndrome.

Mikl
Nov 8, 2009

Vote shit sandwich or the shit sandwich gets it!
https://twitter.com/CoryBooker/status/1105204281030914053

(For the record, Booker's not the idiot here.)

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches
god thats complicated but good on him in his own mediocre way i guess for that token decency

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

Mikl posted:

https://twitter.com/CoryBooker/status/1105204281030914053

(For the record, Booker's not the idiot here.)

What if I don’t think any soldiers are heroes? :smuggo:

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches
yeah :smithfrog:

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.
Sarah herself isn't the IOSM; the IOSM is in the attached screenshot.

https://twitter.com/SarahxDorman/status/1105228973309677573

Some context for those who aren't familiar:

  • Gilad Atzmon is an ex-Jewish musician who loves to push the Holocaust denial, Jewish deicide, and Zionist NWO conspiracy theories.
  • Jewdas are the socialist Jewish group who are mostly famous for hosting a seder last Passover that Jeremy Corbyn attended, and for being subsequently lambasted in the right-wing press for not being sufficiently pro-Israel.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://mobile.twitter.com/JackPosobiec/status/1104959797676380161

Not progressive liberal lion Bill Maher

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

Oh, no, please don’t throw Bill Maher into the briar patch with Tucker Carlson, that would be just terrible and the entire left would crumble!

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


god drat this tweet aged well

https://twitter.com/_Saeen_/status/1105214306839339011

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

They never remember the reaction the left has whenever Maher gets called out. It's always "thank you, finally, yes please!"

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

What could they even do to JK Rowling at this point? Even if somehow she never made another dime off Harry Potter or anything else, she'd still be rich as gently caress for the rest of her life. She is literally richer than the Queen of England.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Skwirl posted:

What could they even do to JK Rowling at this point? Even if somehow she never made another dime off Harry Potter or anything else, she'd still be rich as gently caress for the rest of her life. She is literally richer than the Queen of England.

I'd like her to stop her relentless pandering for Woke Points, for starters.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Zzulu posted:

This fat man right here, sat down infront of a computer and stole, wholesale, another video game and just ported it into java and then ran off with all the credit and money after most of the further development was done by other people

Therefor, it follows that his opinions are EXTREMELY important and need to be discussed by thousands of people

Reports of notch's involvement in the actual programming of minecraft are incredibly overblown

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010
https://twitter.com/lib_crusher/status/1105201632680263681?s=21

Ebola Roulette
Sep 13, 2010

No matter what you win lose ragepiss.

Christ you're saying this loving publicly. Do people forget that their kids will grow up and read the poo poo they put on social media? Or do they forget that their kids have feelings?

He might as well go ahead and sign up for the estranged parents forum.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


Ebola Roulette posted:

Do people forget that their kids will grow up and read the poo poo they put on social media?

I barely read the things my parents post on social media now. I can't imagine going back to read anything they'd posted when I was a child (if social media had existed then).

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



I kinda worry about a mass implosion when kids start getting to adulthood and every single movement they’ve made since birth has been logged online for the world to read.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Like that football player that filmed his extreme disappointment when he found out he was having another daughter. You could have not just put that online, but no, hating your kid is funny! Think of the views!

wizzardstaff
Apr 6, 2018

Zorch! Splat! Pow!
There was that article a couple months back about the mommy blogger whose preteen daughter discovered her whole life was being posted online and asked her to stop.

With the conclusion "no I'm not going to because this blog is too important to me".

Peanut Butler
Jul 25, 2003



Tiggum posted:

I barely read the things my parents post on social media now. I can't imagine going back to read anything they'd posted when I was a child (if social media had existed then).

my dad's about 60 and mostly livetweets baseball games and singing contest shows

I'll get like twelve notifications and it's "oh I guess The Voice is on again"

really it's a continuation of the more unidirectional social media his generation had in the 1980s: hollering/cheering at a mid-sized tube TV playing Star Search

maybe there's a Super-8 film reel or Betamax tape of my parents complaining about my existence but if there is, it'd be a lot easier to hide

Veni Vidi Ameche!
Nov 2, 2017

by Fluffdaddy

Tiggum posted:

I barely read the things my parents post on social media now. I can't imagine going back to read anything they'd posted when I was a child (if social media had existed then).

You wouldn’t have to go looking for it, because your peers would have already found it, and they’d have drat sure let you know.

Tiberius Thyben
Feb 7, 2013

Gone Phishing


https://twitter.com/JohanssenNigel/status/1104848680698339328

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
It's called 'Sharenting'

https://www.wbur.org/hereandnow/2019/01/28/sharenting-parents-kids-social-media

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011

normally I don't bother reporting but YIKES

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

Lots of reportable posts on that dude's account.

Mr. Fall Down Terror
Jan 24, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/JNalv/status/1105222414877802497

Weatherman
Jul 30, 2003

WARBLEKLONK

Peanut Butler posted:

maybe there's a Super-8 film reel or Betamax tape of my parents complaining about my existence but if there is, it'd be a lot easier to hide

There is a Super-8 film reel of your parents but it's not of them complaining about your existence. Let's just say it's a good thing they keep it hidden.

goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011


its the left C

Peanut Butler
Jul 25, 2003



Weatherman posted:

There is a Super-8 film reel of your parents but it's not of them complaining about your existence. Let's just say it's a good thing they keep it hidden.

no I've seen it and they're definitely complaining about how condoms should be cocaine-durable for like the latter 2/3rds

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

Ebola Roulette posted:

Christ you're saying this loving publicly. Do people forget that their kids will grow up and read the poo poo they put on social media? Or do they forget that their kids have feelings?

He might as well go ahead and sign up for the estranged parents forum.

I mean poo poo I'm a grown-rear end man and I have to constantly tell my mom not to post pictures of me on facebook because I value my privacy and don't want her and her weird hippy friends giving my personal information to the Zucc, I can't even imagine how horrible it is for the children of people who post their entire lives online.

Katt
Nov 14, 2017

Skwirl posted:

What could they even do to JK Rowling at this point? Even if somehow she never made another dime off Harry Potter or anything else, she'd still be rich as gently caress for the rest of her life. She is literally richer than the Queen of England.

Nationalize Harry Potter to fund the NHS.

SneezeOfTheDecade
Feb 6, 2011

gettin' covid all
over your posts

Cliatkco?

Zaphod42
Sep 13, 2012

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.

Leavemywife posted:

The only thing R. Kelly is genuine about is drip drip drip, pee on you.

"age ain't nothing but a number" was actually pretty genuine.

Zaphod42
Sep 13, 2012

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.

Memento posted:

Reports of notch's involvement in the actual programming of minecraft are incredibly overblown

Also if you've ever seen the source code (which is pretty easy to get, java is easy to decompile and there's lots of works to document the decompiled source) its painfully obvious he knows gently caress-all about game architecture. He's just a guy that bumbled into copying a game and caught lightning in a bottle. He then made millions promising lots of updates that - surprise - never actually came. The game silently went from beta to released with few changes at all, he disappeared and handed off development to 2 incompetent interns, and Minecraft has completely stagnated since.

He's pretty good at banging out proof-of-concept games in a jam, I'll give him that. But beyond that, he has very little game programming knowledge and not a whole lot of design acumen either.

Its really just popular because everybody plays it and the community embraced modding it.

But Fortnite is the hottest poo poo ever and that game is Epic's massive multi-million-dollar flop being turned around to steal PUBG's homework at the last minute. TLDR: Game Industry loves rewarding poo poo.

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.


“These Jews are literally like Hitler for objecting to people who make excuses for my literal Holocaust denial.”

e: same thread



Rather weird how socialist anti-Zionist Jews always seem to become far-right Israeli stooges once they call out anti-Semitism, isn’t it?

TinTower has a new favorite as of 08:54 on Mar 12, 2019

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Picnic Princess posted:

I'd like her to stop her relentless pandering for Woke Points, for starters.

I'd like her to stop being a TERF.

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small ghost
Jan 30, 2013

TinTower posted:

Rather weird how socialist anti-Zionist Jews always seem to become far-right Israeli stooges once they call out anti-Semitism, isn’t it?

Fun, isn't it? Imagine being enough of a broke brained anti-semite to accuse godamn Jewdas of hasbara.

Edit: oh gently caress my life, the replies are full of people being like "maybe she made a mistake!", "How do you know that member of Jewdas ISNT a stooge for Israel?"

small ghost has a new favorite as of 11:55 on Mar 12, 2019

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