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LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Squidbillies was a documentary.

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chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

West Virginia is loving awful. They wrote one particular crane operator certification company into the law, which means they've granted a legal monopoly to them because only people who go through them can operate in West Virginia even if they're one of 4 options on the market and all of them are federally valid in all US states and territories. The company they wrote in is notorious in the industry for having members who are very susceptible to bribery and regularly engage in inter-company politics because of how large and decentralized it's gotten.

A bill had an amendment to get rid of that and allow for all federally accepted companies, and it made it all the way to the highest level before getting killed. I'm pretty sure that guy is in their pocket.

sharkytm
Oct 9, 2003

Ba

By

Sharkytm doot doo do doot do doo


Fallen Rib

West Virginia lawmakers just sided with Dow Chemical in return for sweet sweet campaign contributions.

Supradog
Sep 1, 2004

A POOOST!?!??! YEEAAAAHHHH
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ks_lbtgJSw&t=109s

Yeah, no thanks. The rope to pull with, the wood bouncing everywhere, the speed of the flywheel. Frankly the whole mechanism.

BMan
Oct 31, 2015

KNIIIIIIFE
EEEEEYYYYE
ATTAAAACK


Supradog posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ks_lbtgJSw&t=109s

Yeah, no thanks. The rope to pull with, the wood bouncing everywhere, the speed of the flywheel. Frankly the whole mechanism.

I'm the safety crocs

ncumbered_by_idgits
Sep 20, 2008

Supradog posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ks_lbtgJSw&t=109s

Yeah, no thanks. The rope to pull with, the wood bouncing everywhere, the speed of the flywheel. Frankly the whole mechanism.



Of all the lol nope things I've seen in this thread, this wins. Hands down.

jobson groeth
May 17, 2018

by FactsAreUseless
That dude has definitely taken a log to the nuts more than once.

Nerses IV
May 4, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

ncumbered_by_idgits posted:

Of all the lol nope things I've seen in this thread, this wins. Hands down.

This made me click the link and yeah it's pretty rare to see such a triumph of ingenuity over common sense

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.



Dinosaur Gum
my favorite part is that dude is wearing fuckin crocs

Also some of these feel like they could have used that ingenuity to buy a used log splitter and fix it up

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Supradog posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ks_lbtgJSw&t=109s

Yeah, no thanks. The rope to pull with, the wood bouncing everywhere, the speed of the flywheel. Frankly the whole mechanism.

The "safety guard" being just pushing it really fast and backing away before it hits you.

GWBBQ
Jan 2, 2005


Dirt Road Junglist posted:

"Atomic Accidents" by James Mahaffey cites a cave in the Ozarks that has natural uranium deposits, and if it wasn't in a book about radiological history, I would have ranked it with the Dyatlov Pass in terms of bullshit.

https://www.dangerouslaboratories.org/radoz.html from "Technical World" 1913 Vol 18

"A little way from the mouth of the cave 'Bill' Henry, John Dempsey, and I found what looked to us like rich silver ore. It was growing dusk and we decided to go back to camp, get a good nights rest, and return the next day to make a more careful examination. In the morning we lit our pitch-pine torches and started in. About two hundred feet from the mouth, the cave was partially blocked by what looked like a big tree trunk of solid silver. It was a light peacock blue in color and glittered like diamonds in the glare of our torches. We filled a small box with bits chipped off this pillar of ore, but it was so heavy we could hardly lift it. Finally we went on further into the cave. Nearly five hundred feet from the entrance we entered a big arched room, the walls of which shone like polished silver. Its roof was supported by three transparent, crystal pillars, each about the diameter of a salt-barrel. The floor and part of the walls were a light blue, shimmering mineral. We thought we had found our eternal fortunes. Presently we noticed that when we got on the other side of the crystal pillars, our torches died down and almost went out. We got scared and hurries back to the mouth of the cave. When we reached the open air I fell down in a heap and was not able to move my legs. Henry kneeled over in a sort of faint and Dempsey commenced to talk wild and raving. The boy we had left to wait for us at the cave"s mouth ran for help and finally we were all carried back to the camp."

"Henry's condition grew so serious that he was taken to a hospital at Carthage, Mo., where he lay for weeks before recovery. Henry collapsed and sores like burns broke out all over his body. Paralysis finally ended in his death."

Eldritch as gently caress, especially when you're listening to the audiobook while driving on a rural highway in the middle of the night.
Someone took pictures
http://www.undergroundozarks.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=52148

jobson groeth posted:

That dude has definitely taken a log to the nuts more than once.
3:44

GWBBQ fucked around with this message at 23:03 on Mar 12, 2019

Gunshow Poophole
Sep 14, 2008

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Clapping Larry
it (that automatic firewood contraption) isn't even that good or effective or efficient at the job lmao

Dirt Road Junglist
Oct 8, 2010

We will be cruel
And through our cruelty
They will know who we are

Nice!

mds2
Apr 8, 2004


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Out of all the homemade wood splitters out there, that one is the worst.

mds2 fucked around with this message at 23:28 on Mar 12, 2019

ncumbered_by_idgits
Sep 20, 2008

mds2 posted:

Out of all the homemade wood splitters our there, that one is the worst.

Like the list of things that could go wrong is just huge.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost

Supradog posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ks_lbtgJSw&t=109s

Yeah, no thanks. The rope to pull with, the wood bouncing everywhere, the speed of the flywheel. Frankly the whole mechanism.

This has been sped up, .5/.75 speed seems to be more accurate. Not that this makes it a good idea, of course.

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

ncumbered_by_idgits posted:

Like the list of things that could go wrong is just huge.

I think my personal favorite bit is the big loose rope he loops around a bit right next to the moving flywheel to move a bit of log a few feet up the ramp

Nerses IV
May 4, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
If I were him I'd just make the flat surface a big chute instead and let my deathmachine eat

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

I think my personal favorite bit is the big loose rope he loops around a bit right next to the moving flywheel to move a bit of log a few feet up the ramp

same as gently caress pal. the whole video im just like im about to see a horrible accident arent i

Log082
Nov 8, 2008


ncumbered_by_idgits posted:

Like the list of things that could go wrong is just huge.

My favorite thing that probably won't be a problem but COULD be is metal fatigue. Just imagine, he somehow manages to use that thing safely for how many years, then all the sudden the repeated heavy impacts of the blade on a log make a weld let go and suddenly you've got an angry flywheel with an axe free to have fun.

Dave Grool
Oct 21, 2008



Grimey Drawer

Gunshow Poophole posted:

it (that automatic firewood contraption) isn't even that good or effective or efficient at the job lmao

needs more cutting heads imo, could rotate faster too

Domattee
Mar 5, 2012

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

I think my personal favorite bit is the big loose rope he loops around a bit right next to the moving flywheel to move a bit of log a few feet up the ramp

The bit he's wrapping it around is actually the axle of the flywheel. The metal piece is polished and so the rope slips. By tightening the rope he gets less slippage and more assistance from the wheel. I'm sure the guy thinks this is ingenious and not at all a death trap that will either throw the log at him or pull him into the wheel when the rope catches sometime.

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

i've never seen a homemade log splitter as clever or safe as this one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R3VMhfIsfm0

it's completely manually controlled, it fails safe, it uses mass and inertia instead of high velocity, the oscillating behavior makes it extremely energy-efficient, and it's made out of scrap car parts. why would you make anything else?

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos

Sagebrush posted:

i've never seen a homemade log splitter as clever or safe as this one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R3VMhfIsfm0

it's completely manually controlled, it fails safe, it uses mass and inertia instead of high velocity, the oscillating behavior makes it extremely energy-efficient, and it's made out of scrap car parts. why would you make anything else?
This one loses points for your guide still being a hand gripping the log next to where the wedge is falling but yeah those sorts of splitters are pretty good. I think there's safer versions with it rigged it to let you push (or is mechanically spring fed) into a backstop.

Nerses IV
May 4, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Sagebrush posted:

i've never seen a homemade log splitter as clever or safe as this one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R3VMhfIsfm0

it's completely manually controlled, it fails safe, it uses mass and inertia instead of high velocity, the oscillating behavior makes it extremely energy-efficient, and it's made out of scrap car parts. why would you make anything else?

Just make sure you count them fingies after you use it

Jabor
Jul 16, 2010

#1 Loser at SpaceChem
The torque amplifier is actually pretty neat.

Not that I'd want to use one next to a spinning death wheel with unshielded spokes for the rope to get caught in, but add some proper guards and safety stops and it becomes an inexpensive way to get the machine to help lift heavy logs up that slope.

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



Nerses IV posted:

Just make sure you count them fingies after you use it

Fingats before = fingats afterwards, we’re good here!

Nerses IV
May 4, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
Things actually got a little OSHA at work today. We're taking apart the fuel oil supply system for a boiler and most of it's pretty manageable, but there's a double-basket strainer filter on each system that weighs about 500 pounds and we've got no real hoisting equipment besides ropes and leverage. Because we're stupid.

The whole thing's resting on two little stands that cradle it, they're not welded or anything so it's just straight-up sitting on them like this:



First we tried lifting it out and setting it down. It is too loving heavy. Four people pulling on ropes slung over a pipe overhead don't even move it, it just rocks in the cradles. I gently caress around with it a little, try lifting it from underneath, try sticking a metal pole up underneath it and class 2 levering the motherfucker over, but it's just not happening. Getting annoyed, I grab hold of one of the cut sections of pipe sticking upward and spin the thing all the way around in its cradles, a full 360.

I notice the ropes we tied on each side winding around the pipe. Mother of god. It's winching itself up. So we grab hold of the cut sections of pipe, keep spinning it until it lifts itself out of the cradles with the ropes tied around steel columns to hold the tension, kick a pallet underneath it, and let go from as far away as possible as that son of a bitch does a spinning piledriver down and absolutely dominates our poor pallet.

A manual chain hoist would have done the job in five minutes, but those cost money and we've already got all this rope, soooo...

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Nerses IV posted:

So we grab hold of the cut sections of pipe, keep spinning it until it lifts itself out of the cradles with the ropes tied around steel columns to hold the tension, kick a pallet underneath it, and let go from as far away as possible as that son of a bitch does a spinning piledriver down and absolutely dominates our poor pallet.

And you filmed it, right? Video of this event exists, and you just posted while you were waiting for the YouTube upload to render?


Right?

Nerses IV
May 4, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Memento posted:

And you filmed it, right? Video of this event exists, and you just posted while you were waiting for the YouTube upload to render?


Right?

Please accept this dramatic recreation

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9Ydhi8Qtqc

This whole part of the job has been a lot of fun. Plan A is "cut pipe until it starts to hinge, then stand back and poke it until it falls down." No recordables yet!

Old Balls McGee
Nov 2, 2008

Domattee posted:

The bit he's wrapping it around is actually the axle of the flywheel. The metal piece is polished and so the rope slips. By tightening the rope he gets less slippage and more assistance from the wheel. I'm sure the guy thinks this is ingenious and not at all a death trap that will either throw the log at him or pull him into the wheel when the rope catches sometime.

It's a friction cathead, at least to me. This is how a winch line on old school drilling rigs worked before hydraulics became common. As long as the rope wasn't iced up and the hand running it wasn't drunk, it was fine if not horribly dangerous.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wyf6--tE1iM

But I much prefer the hydraulic tuggers.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Domattee posted:

The bit he's wrapping it around is actually the axle of the flywheel. The metal piece is polished and so the rope slips. By tightening the rope he gets less slippage and more assistance from the wheel. I'm sure the guy thinks this is ingenious and not at all a death trap that will either throw the log at him or pull him into the wheel when the rope catches sometime.

Everyone did this in the nineteenth century when the steam engine was king and your building (or complex) had one of them with line shafts to transmit torque everywhere.

When you didn’t want a machine powered, you slipped the belt off the wheel and onto the smooth, narrow shaft next to it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OWwQ6TPui5I

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008






Old Balls McGee posted:

But I much prefer the hydraulic tuggers.

Me too buddy :quagmire:

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

Old Balls McGee posted:

It's a friction cathead, at least to me. This is how a winch line on old school drilling rigs worked before hydraulics became common. As long as the rope wasn't iced up and the hand running it wasn't drunk, it was fine if not horribly dangerous.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wyf6--tE1iM

But I much prefer the hydraulic tuggers.

I ran drills with catheads for years. My company still has them and uses them daily. Agreed that with care and caution they aren't *that* unsafe.

Truga
May 4, 2014
Lipstick Apathy

glynnenstein posted:

So THIS is why there's the double.

lmao

ringu0
Feb 24, 2013


RUSHA: runaway ore train plunges into the mine shaft

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vf3-R4CzyPg

e: according to the news article, nobody died that time.

ringu0 fucked around with this message at 15:50 on Mar 13, 2019

schmug
May 20, 2007

this seems fine.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pla06PO6Odk

hopefully it's not been posted. it's new to me...I think. lol

CleverHans
Apr 25, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!

schmug posted:

this seems fine.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pla06PO6Odk

hopefully it's not been posted. it's new to me...I think. lol

I was going to say that looks like some James Bond poo poo, then remembered that that was, in fact, some James Bond poo poo:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDWYVgMxBss

drunkill
Sep 25, 2007

me @ ur posting
Fallen Rib
wcgw?
https://i.imgur.com/EBZxNUQ.mp4

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dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

The Spirit
of Maynard

:catdrugs:

I'm the backhoe trying to steady the isolated bridge deck with part my hydraulic system.

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