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Corny
Feb 18, 2006

i am scared

SKULL.GIF posted:

tomorrow's vote will fail, thursday will pass, and may will refuse to ask for an extension

search your feelings

you know it to be true

and even if may asks for an extension

the EU will say gently caress off

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Ramrod Hotshot
May 30, 2003

what if all three votes this week fail

lmao

iSimian
Jan 19, 2008

Well, there's your problem!

incoherent posted:

My apple watched just informed me you guys are hosed???????

In 17 days it's gonna be a pip boy informing brits such things.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Ramrod Hotshot posted:

what if all three votes this week fail

lmao

well labour putting forward their own brexit deal for a vote might pass the house and could be quickly negotiated because it skips all of the worst bits of mays deal

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Ramrod Hotshot posted:

what if all three votes this week fail

lmao

that would be real funny

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
- deal shot down
- they vote against no deal tomorrow
- they do an extention till May 23rd
- they will have another referendum
- the referendum will demand brexit
- UK enters quantum Brexit state

Gum
Mar 9, 2008

oho, a rapist
time to try this puppy out

silvergoose posted:

I'm annoyed that the sky youtube had commentators start talking just as the lib dem guy was like "Mister speaker, has there ever been a time in this parliament since, oh, the american war of independence..."

I wanted to hear the rest of that question/answer :v:

"when britain has been this badly owned"

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
https://twitter.com/SamCoatesTimes/status/1105559198522396672?s=19

I am really struggling to make sense of this, but the wording for the motion tomorrow says that even of they refuse no deal, no deal is still the default? What?

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
May is extremely spiteful

Gum
Mar 9, 2008

oho, a rapist
time to try this puppy out

twoday posted:

https://twitter.com/SamCoatesTimes/status/1105559198522396672?s=19

I am really struggling to make sense of this, but the wording for the motion tomorrow says that even of they refuse no deal, no deal is still the default? What?

it's may being passive aggressive

Randler
Jan 3, 2013

ACER ET VEHEMENS BONAVIS

twoday posted:

https://twitter.com/SamCoatesTimes/status/1105559198522396672?s=19

I am really struggling to make sense of this, but the wording for the motion tomorrow says that even of they refuse no deal, no deal is still the default? What?

Without any action taken by the UK, the UK will leave the EU in a "No Deal" scenario at the end of March. This termination of the UK's membership in the EU is governed solely by the laws of the EU. Whether or not the house of commons approves the termination of the membership is irrelevant. The "No Deal" scenario can be avoided by the Article 50 notice being revoked by the UK. However, by the UK's internal rules, the government currently does not have authorization to revoke the notice.

So even if the commons vote against "No Deal" tomorrow, they still would need to positively vote separately to give Theresa May the power to withdraw the Article 50 notice or ask for an extension.

Pooky
Aug 29, 2004

I post fox news so u don't have to 💋

Ramrod Hotshot posted:

what if all three votes this week fail

lmao

The oversupply will cripple the lmao market. There's going to be lmaos just piling up in the streets next to British children.

Oovee
Jun 21, 2007

No life king.
Now, if I was a suspicious bastard I would think that EU gave May a deal they knew would not pass because they never had any intention of giving you any sort of deal in the first place.

You know, in order to make you into an example for other would-be leavers.

I used a meme thing!

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Oovee posted:

Now, if I was a suspicious bastard I would think that EU gave May a deal they knew would not pass because they never had any intention of giving you any sort of deal in the first place.

You know, in order to make you into an example for other would-be leavers.

I have a hard time believing the EU is more malevolent than the Tories. But I could be wrong. :shrug:

(This should not be taken as a general endorsement of the EU's policies.)

Randler
Jan 3, 2013

ACER ET VEHEMENS BONAVIS
They did. They gave her a deal they knew would not pass, because the things that the hard Brexiters in the UK required from the EU are fundamentally incompatible with the way the EU is set up. So any deal the EU realistically offers is a deal the UK will not accept.

This only changes, if either the British requirements change, the EU rolls over and basically gives up all its principles, or enough MPs lose their nerves and suddenly vote for the deal after all.

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Jose posted:

Its extremely important to note at this point that she has refused flat out to change her brexit deal which is part of the loving problem

the balls on this lass

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

prefect posted:

I have a hard time believing the EU is more malevolent than the Tories. But I could be wrong. :shrug:

(This should not be taken as a general endorsement of the EU's policies.)

Its better to think of the EU just saying "Goodbye" repeatedly in response to every dumb thing Britain has done since invoking article 50.

I mean, other than the "uh you can free trade and freedom of movement in exchange for not having any MEPs or getting any EU money I guess" deal

Tha_Joker_GAmer
Aug 16, 2006
i love my dying gay country

poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?

i still support old amy winehouse and believe she will deliver us the brexit

Trainee PornStar
Jul 20, 2006

I'm just an inbetweener

poty posted:

i still support old amy winehouse and believe she will deliver us the brexit

She looks like someone who's been stood up on a plentyoffish.com date to me lol

bitmap
Aug 8, 2006

today I tried to buy a tomato for my lunch sandwich and I saw a bloke who had been stabbed in the face to death, slumped against the self serve checkouts in a shoreditch sainsbury's local down the road from work. There was blood everywhere in long painted swathes. There were a couple of sad cops standing around and one blocking the entrance who made an ill considered "kill it" motion with his palm down hand waved against his throat when I walked towards the door. It happened like 40 meters from an ambulance station. I wish they had closed the roller doors. It really hosed me up.

There's a metaphor for May changing the paragraph spacing on her deal and trying to pass it again tonight somewhere there? stay safe.

Ash1138
Sep 29, 2001

Get up, chief. We're just gettin' started.

Oovee posted:

Now, if I was a suspicious bastard I would think that EU gave May a deal they knew would not pass because they never had any intention of giving you any sort of deal in the first place.

You know, in order to make you into an example for other would-be leavers.

I used a meme thing!

"and what, Far'age, must we give in return?"

"everything"



i have no idea who Grom is in this scenario

poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?

Ramrod Hotshot posted:

what if all three votes this week fail

lmao

britain leaves the eu without a deal but without no deal

Cao Ni Ma
May 25, 2010



poty posted:

britain leaves the eu without a deal but without no deal

Its the perfect outcome really

Cao Ni Ma
May 25, 2010



If the UK was a mugger trying to hold up the EU with a reversed barrel pistol, then the 3 votes failing would be like the mugger asking the victim to put him out of his misery because he's to much of a coward to pull it

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Oovee posted:

Now, if I was a suspicious bastard I would think that EU gave May a deal they knew would not pass because they never had any intention of giving you any sort of deal in the first place.

You know, in order to make you into an example for other would-be leavers.



She had weird red lines about what she would accept and this was the best deal possible with them. The brexiters want no deal and this is too hard a brexit for remainers or labour

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

bitmap posted:

today I tried to buy a tomato for my lunch sandwich and I saw a bloke who had been stabbed in the face to death, slumped against the self serve checkouts in a shoreditch sainsbury's local down the road from work. There was blood everywhere in long painted swathes. There were a couple of sad cops standing around and one blocking the entrance who made an ill considered "kill it" motion with his palm down hand waved against his throat when I walked towards the door. It happened like 40 meters from an ambulance station. I wish they had closed the roller doors. It really hosed me up.

There's a metaphor for May changing the paragraph spacing on her deal and trying to pass it again tonight somewhere there? stay safe.

Lmao why the gently caress was the shop open

bitmap
Aug 8, 2006

Jose posted:

Lmao why the gently caress was the shop open

I guess the cops had just attended the scene

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

poty posted:

britain leaves the eu without a deal but without no deal

lol I thought it was going to be contradictory like this but they added a sentence saying that if they vote against no deal, but fail to aprrove a deal or extension, it will still be default no deal whenever time runs out.

Fried Watermelon
Dec 29, 2008


bitmap posted:

I guess the cops had just attended the scene

no news online about that

wow SA is now breaking news

bitmap
Aug 8, 2006

Fried Watermelon posted:

no news online about that

wow SA is now breaking news

some bloke was stabbed to death one block down the road like six weeks ago and that wasn't in the news either

oliwan
Jul 20, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo

bitmap posted:

today I tried to buy a tomato for my lunch sandwich and I saw a bloke who had been stabbed in the face to death, slumped against the self serve checkouts in a shoreditch sainsbury's local down the road from work. There was blood everywhere in long painted swathes. There were a couple of sad cops standing around and one blocking the entrance who made an ill considered "kill it" motion with his palm down hand waved against his throat when I walked towards the door. It happened like 40 meters from an ambulance station. I wish they had closed the roller doors. It really hosed me up.

There's a metaphor for May changing the paragraph spacing on her deal and trying to pass it again tonight somewhere there? stay safe.

loving hipsters...

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
They have been talking a lot about knife crime lately, not everything makes the news

Good luck with your trauma, I had a random experience of coming across a dead body in the street just as police were arriving last year, it definitely fucks up your day

bitmap
Aug 8, 2006

twoday posted:

They have been talking a lot about knife crime lately, not everything makes the news

Good luck with your trauma, I had a random experience of coming across a dead body in the street just as police were arriving last year, it definitely fucks up your day

thanks. it actually really hosed me up. dudes face looked like a dropped pie. im gonna go get a drink.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

bitmap posted:

thanks. it actually really hosed me up. dudes face looked like a dropped pie. im gonna go get a drink.

Might be worth seeing a gp for a referral now so you'll get to see a therapist in 2021

Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!


Jose posted:

Might be worth seeing a gp for a referral now so you'll get to see a therapist in 2021

made me laugh

but also deeply sad

alnilam
Nov 10, 2009

that's messed up good luck my friend. seeing violent death irl is gruesome as hell and traumatising.



ty manifisto

HiHo ChiRho
Oct 23, 2010

Jose posted:

Lmao why the gently caress was the shop open

:capitalism:

ghouldaddy07
Jun 23, 2008
Becoming immune to death can only give you a head start in the upcoming economy.

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GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

alnilam posted:

that's messed up good luck my friend. seeing violent death irl is gruesome as hell and traumatising.

And also a good mental preparation for brexit

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