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Nosfereefer

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in the various parts of former yugoslavia you'll find pretty common agreement about yugoslavia being good, as well as a plethora of different opinions about who's fault its collapse was

you will also witness muslims eating pork and drinking alcohol because it's the balkans

Nosfereefer fucked around with this message at 23:54 on Mar 12, 2019

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Randy Travesty

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I could hit the Canary Islands for a couple of weeks and then fly over to the Balkans to see my cousins and go bowling (and yes Yugo was good, it was a simpler time. A better time.) I'm still really avoidant of Bosnia for childhood reasons because, reasons, but everywhere else is good.

I only brought up Johannesburg because I've never really traveled SA alone and I want to talk to people who aren't Americans for a while. And like, Peru and Chile are still on the list.

It's just the annual "Hamjobs is overwhelmed by real life and wants to run away again" time. So this time I wanna do it right and actually come back.


Nosfereefer

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hamjobs posted:

I could hit the Canary Islands for a couple of weeks and then fly over to the Balkans to see my cousins and go bowling (and yes Yugo was good, it was a simpler time. A better time.) I'm still really avoidant of Bosnia for childhood reasons because, reasons, but everywhere else is good.

I only brought up Johannesburg because I've never really traveled SA alone and I want to talk to people who aren't Americans for a while. And like, Peru and Chile are still on the list.

It's just the annual "Hamjobs is overwhelmed by real life and wants to run away again" time. So this time I wanna do it right and actually come back.

will you go and play some of that late-socialist not-quite bowling where the balls are small enough for you to hold in your hand and the pins are sort of connected to the roof with strings? b/c i kind of remember doing that, but they were serving us so much there and i was there with a czech guy

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alnilam

Nosfereefer posted:

will you go and play some of that late-socialist not-quite bowling where the balls are small enough for you to hold in your hand and the pins are sort of connected to the roof with strings? b/c i kind of remember doing that, but they were serving us so much there and i was there with a czech guy

if you're talking about kegeln it's been big in germany for at least decades and it owns



ty manifisto

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


Nosfereefer posted:

will you go and play some of that late-socialist not-quite bowling where the balls are small enough for you to hold in your hand and the pins are sort of connected to the roof with strings? b/c i kind of remember doing that, but they were serving us so much there and i was there with a czech guy

YUP. There's a lane open at this bar in a little town populated only because the union built a bus stop there and then like...a town... Like 400 miles from everything else. The bar, the Disco and the other bar are the only businesses, and the bars also act as banks and post offices.


Nosfereefer

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hamjobs posted:

YUP. There's a lane open at this bar in a little town populated only because the union built a bus stop there and then like...a town... Like 400 miles from everything else. The bar, the Disco and the other bar are the only businesses, and the bars also act as banks and post offices.

such as it should be!

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Randy Travesty

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Nosfereefer posted:

such as it should be!

:piaa: :ussr:


Nosfereefer

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alnilam posted:

if you're talking about kegeln it's been big in germany for at least decades and it owns

it might be? we kind of ended up in that place because it was some kind of mix between an bowling place and a hostel, and the hostel we originally planned to stay at turned out to be miles away

after walking for god knows how long, we figured just "gently caress it" and go back there as they had beds. then we played soviet bowling and drank local liquor until we woke up and felt bad

5/5 would recommend

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Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


alnilam posted:

if you're talking about kegeln it's been big in germany for at least decades and it owns

Yesssss and it's fun af. Also everyone gets progressively more drunk on ditchwater vodka and is amazing.


alnilam

i loving love kegeln esp bc every round has new rules and most involve betting on stuff and whoever loses has to buy the next reound :beerpal:



ty manifisto

Nosfereefer

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hamjobs posted:

Yesssss and it's fun af. Also everyone gets progressively more drunk on ditchwater vodka and is amazing.

okay it was def kegeln

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Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


My aunt always asks me if I'm eating enough and if she needs to send me food

No auntie we have rotten potato water here too, but I'll come visit for pelmeni and bitching about my mom for sure


alnilam

just loOok at the view from this random town, villa manihuales, that we stopped in bc it was getting late, and we found a tiny diner / chocolate shop where one of the two owners/operators had built by hand some stud-and-plywood cabins in the back yard, and we stopped in and said "hey u got cabins" and they werel ike yeah $10bux, here's some wood for the stove, come over for breakfast in the morning! and in the morning i walked across the street and the view was like


patagonia de chile owns



ty manifisto

alnilam

hamjobs if yoju're looking for somewhere new have you considered visiting your aunt.... your aunt arctica :haw:



ty manifisto

Munchables

Ask/tell me about legal cannibalism

Wiggling

Nosfereefer

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in their defence, they had some rather good farmed brewed pálinka, rather than cheap vodka. although on later reflection we were already too drunk to know pálinka from dishwater

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Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


Pálinka is dangerous like that and it owns.


alnilam posted:

hamjobs if yoju're looking for somewhere new have you considered visiting your aunt.... your aunt arctica :haw:

I BEEN THERE but for real put me there, I won't stab my roommate over book spoilers.

Also Patagonia de Chile does own hard and I'm considering it but can't really roll up the mountains anymore. My laigs, sometimes she don't work good


Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


Also if y'all ever get the chance, McMurdo owns and you should go, there's penguins and they will kwaaaak at you.


Nosfereefer

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pálinka is just the best. when i was living in a dorm in budapest, the people from farmer families would often bring a bunch and sell it to the other students

everybody would brag about it being like 80+ percent or something ridiculous, but that poo poo was strong and tasty

even the dormitory pub would often have házi pálinka on sale with a rather vague alcohol percentage and often it was pretty drinkable!

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Nosfereefer

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also the serbian students would bring so much vastly underpriced (compared to hungarian prices!) tobacco and weed

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Goons Are Gifts

Are you guys into hot sauce and if so, how hot do you like it hot? Is it chill(I) to eat hot?

alnilam

Hot sauce is good. I like to grow habañeros and make my own that is kind of a rip off of marie sharps. As far as the "find them everywhere"sauces go I'll always go for some Frank's. but weird local small batch sauces made in someone's garage with bad jokes on the label are the best.



ty manifisto

City of Glompton

i like hot sauce but not too hot because my tummy complains. just about anything will do except tabasco


thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

Nosfereefer

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hot sauces can be extremely good, and don't let a bunch of whitebread americans using it as some hosed up kind of manliness test let it ruin it for you

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Farecoal

There he go
i've never been outside the us, lol




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Robot Made of Meat

hamjobs posted:

What about the writing I found on the wall of the public toilet today:

Baby love good time free feet
Call me call me
Good feet free

Poetic as gently caress

Downright Iambic.


Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

xcheopis


City of Glompton posted:

i like hot sauce but not too hot because my tummy complains. just about anything will do except tabasco

I can't eat chili peppers for this reason (and also can't taste the food) but wasabi and really hot ginger are good.

Goons Are Gifts

Recently was in a hot discussion about hot sauce and the purpose of eating something that hurts you, I was very skeptical, but a friend of mine showed me Sriracha Hot Sauce and now I'm a believer in this concept, even though usually my belly does not enjoy this, my tongue certainly does!


pixaal

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


City of Glompton posted:

i like hot sauce but not too hot because my tummy complains. just about anything will do except tabasco

I didn't have stomach problems with hot stuff then one day I had a burger I've gotten a few times called "The Barn Burner" it's a very good burger but it was a touch hotters than normal.

1/2lb of burger
Ghost Pepper cheese
Habanero relish
Sriracha mayonnaise

I think they put extra relish on because it was extra sweet. Anyway woke up several times during the night with a feeling of what I can only describe as mice attempting to eat their way out of my small intestine for 2-3 minutes with the pain so high it was crippling and I couldn't think then 2 minutes of relief followed by a sudden need for liquid to gush from my bottom with a burning (like spicy food kind) so intense it brought tears to my eyes. Then I could get maybe 10-15 minutes of sleep before it happened again.

This went on for god knows how many cycles I don't know when it started but I do know it felt like forever when I saw the sun starting to come up and it didn't end until after 2PM.

Never eating that again, it's so good, but it's not worth that. Super hot things scare me now. I still eat some pretty drat hot things just not at the extreme end anymore. You know I should order some Ghost Pepper Jerky from that goon that makes jerky again.



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Farecoal

There he go

Carnival of Shrews posted:


I know a lot has been posted from the OpenAI text dump but...OK, so which one of you goons is running a Ukrainian labor camp and leather goods workshop whilst moonlighting as a short-order chef and dishing out Kratom?


SERVICES AND MONEY MAKING

By Sarah Packer

Burner

My name continues to be Sarah Packer, a 33-year-old model. For the past three months, I have been reporting to Immediate Order Cooking, the gyro I make at lunch every day at the labor camp which I build on the outskirts of Kharkiv, Ukraine's second largest city.

MR. KELLOGG'S LATEST GOURMET PETITION RESULTS

Other than the morning cigar, Kharkiv is a pretty gentle place for a fourteen-year-old boy to belong to. In addition, most houses supply gas to their buildings (all of them, including those where I live for work purposes at Immediate Order Cooking, run on Palestinian natural gas which is cheap at about $1 a gigajoule).

Given these circumstances, and the fact that I enjoy cooking and riding my Saab, my prison-built steel-framed home is thriving, and it does not require a roof to trap my Sir Arthurian frolics among the turf.

Within this environs, I make not just my own upholstery and leather goods but also some repairs on my other creations. To me, it's not Paul Mann, the "Detroit gangster" in his businesses, but Inglourious Basterds cult patriots who survive in this legacy of Rust Belt contraction and act as pawns for the ultra-rich and sell-out working class as much as I do. American women know a lot about that.

Each evening, I visit one of four high-security cells around the arena (a huge building quite garish when far away from IOV), paint the pigskin with noble colors (inspired by the Siege of Manacor ), joke with the inmates and share my copy of Kratom while dancing or reciting poetry. However, I usually force myself to go for a brisk walk around the arena in the recreation yard since not even being 60-80 completely slashes your stamina.

For luxury vehicles I regularly need Ukrainian license plates — though my son holds the Ukraine number — because the rent the parties charge is prohibitive and the bus doesn't run every other day.

And besides, every fee counts: I need cash for the metal sweat lodges (to wash in the dank saunas and scrub your body) which I sometimes build at hotels on the steep fallly bottom of the valley ( I have built 12 of "Six Iron Pedestals"), fix and fix again, tattoo shells from Disney's Coney Island theme park around my cheap Serbian scrotum so people will have to dimply copy my translation and accomplish drudgery that my father once did. I charge $4 for a 250-mile motorcycle frenzy and check my bags erratically on the way to the labor camp to ensure no one else takes advantage of my breathtaking bad driving

alnilam

Goons Are Great posted:

Recently was in a hot discussion about hot sauce and the purpose of eating something that hurts you, I was very skeptical, but a friend of mine showed me Sriracha Hot Sauce and now I'm a believer in this concept, even though usually my belly does not enjoy this, my tongue certainly does!

it sounds more like you're talking about spicy food in general, which is a broader issue, it has a lot to do with what you're used to - most people who like spicy food have eaten it since youth (often cultural) and do not find it "painful" at all. You can get used to it as an adult but it takes a little suffering! But spiciness carries certain flavors that are really good if you do not suffer when you eat it



ty manifisto

Bo-Pepper

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Course ya do!

The secret about hot sauce is that there are some really great hot sauces out there that aren't barn burner hot. Also there's no room for snobbery with hot sauces. Crystal hot sauce is great and not so hot. Even a Texas Pete or the like. Though I do love a great barn burner of hot stuff myself.

Hot sauces I have had recently and enjoyed:

Susie's hot sauce. Bright and fruity. Definitely hot but not mind blowingly so.



El Yucateco Green. Pretty common but still one of my favorites. On the hotter end but has an assertive habanero sauce flavor that I love.



I am going to Kalustyan's today and might grab another hot sauce or two.

pixaal

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


This is my go to keep on hand for every day use. Something come out bland but not really intended to be spicy? BAM!



It has a nice flavor in general not too much heat, but enough heat that you are still only putting a few drops on and not putting a layer on like the really weak stuff.

As for why people like hot foods, the book "This is Your Brain on Parasites" goes into it a bit. Most spicy peppers have good anti-microbe and anti-fungals. Actually most spices in general are important medicine and were likely originally used only to treat certain symptoms. People grew to like the taste and put it on everything, using it in small amounts day to day actually improved health.

It's actually a really interesting book and barely talks about Toxo (the thing that cats can give you). It basically only mentions it because most people would be familiar with it.



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Bo-Pepper

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We can all agree that capsaicin extracts that are essentially heat with no flavor are dumb as poo poo yes?

alnilam

Bo-Pepper posted:

We can all agree that capsaicin extracts that are essentially heat with no flavor are dumb as poo poo yes?

yeah gimme that Real Pepper Flavor

alnilam

Bo Pepper Flavor



ty manifisto

glowing-fish

Keep grinding,
I hope you level up! :)

Bo-Pepper posted:

We can all agree that capsaicin extracts that are essentially heat with no flavor are dumb as poo poo yes?

Unless you are specifically looking for an agent to stimulate endorphin release.

Bo-Pepper

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Course ya do!

alnilam posted:

Bo Pepper Flavor

One of these days I'm going to make a bunch of hot sauce and bottle it with a Bo-Pepper Sauce label and send them out.

glowing-fish posted:

Unless you are specifically looking for an agent to stimulate endorphin release.

But there are so many ways to do this with actual real hot peppers with flavor. It's a short cut and a cheat. The only conceivable reason I would concede to use something like this would be if you were making industrial levels of hot sauce and needed something like this to tweak heat after the fact. But every other usage of it is dumb eat-this-I-dare-you nonsense.

Bo-Pepper

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Course ya do!

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Goons Are Gifts

alnilam posted:

it sounds more like you're talking about spicy food in general, which is a broader issue, it has a lot to do with what you're used to - most people who like spicy food have eaten it since youth (often cultural) and do not find it "painful" at all. You can get used to it as an adult but it takes a little suffering! But spiciness carries certain flavors that are really good if you do not suffer when you eat it

That's true, even though I feel like topping something non-spicy specifically with hot sauce to make it spicy is the pinnacle of eating spicy mainly for eating spicy, which is why the discussion ignited there. Anyways I changed my mind on this and now I like it!
Also I read that :science:tifically, the hot sensation of pain on your tongue drastically increases blood circulation, which leads to the ability to taste more things. Also, the general sensation of tricking your brain into thinking there's something painfully and dangerous going on in your mouth apparently opens up your ability to sweat and let's you cool down faster, which might be a reason for why spicy food is especially popular in hot countries.
God, I learned so much about food today, I should post in the fine dining effort post!!


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