Rollersnake posted:

Here's some more good ones I generated recently:

Some Dems Float Idea of Democracy

Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Won't Say Whether Pelosi Should Be Covered in Ice, but It's Not Over Yet!

10 Beautiful Chinese Women Executed Over the U.S. Paranoia About Chinese Electronics?

Menstruation Finally Gets a Release Date

Bubbly Blaster, an Amusing Device That Uses Ocean-Based Nuclear Detonation to Unleash Deadly Tidal Wave of Nostalgia

Kennel posted:

-Kids Pull the Plug on Brain-Dead Dad—Then He Says 6 Words That Today's Gamers Won't Understand

Kennel posted:

-Easter Island Governor Begs British Museum to Return a Confederate Statue

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SpongeBob SquarePants. Absorbent, and yellow, and porous is he? SpongeBob SquarePants. If nautical nonsense be something you wish. SpongeBob SquarePants. Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish! SpongeBob SquarePants. SpongeBob SquarePants. It’s a triangular, at least in the exact same position. But it’s not like most of the things you see in SpongeBob SquarePants. (very suspicious, considering when they’re being designed. Maybe it’s a part of the process that caused my little brother to jump out of his boat when I was 15?)
Does this remind you of the SpongeBob SquarePants figure? It was invented by Simba Smalls on the site before his “famous centrefold mow”. I mean, it’s tempting to paint SpongeBob as a meat and bone (without knowing anything about what he’s doing to those dogs) and this is a pretty preachy two-handed figure that would be good for keeping animals like his pets (who are freaking adorable, in fact, if you believe historical facts, he eats them out of his pail every 15 minutes. Does anyone ever think his experimental shape would be good for a WHOLE DEFINITELY global scheme? That’s another one of those stupid political fluff, and no one ever asks if he or he would be happy with it.
It’s obvious from watching this figure that this is just a fancy idea from the 1990s, and if you do, you’re wrong. It’s like “Stitchmetrics is your greatest weakness”. The more you are convinced that you are merely trying to design a better design, the more you’re going to be tempted to make big, bold or bold lots of squares of every possible shape that lies beneath it. And that’s just the way it is. This is a face-up design that is super cute, but you can’t really look away.
Eat My Heart out of the T-Rex
Now that you’ve been ten feet from the T-Rex, ask yourself why you call that an ‘X’.
This is by far the and least confusing of the three. You know, the one furry thing you can count on seeing in the mirror after you’ve dated someone for the last twenty-four hours. It turns out it helps you to draw out the ones who are happy and happy-dyke all around them. You know what it is like to be that, and even if you’re not sure, it can be something to look at on your dinner table and notice how gay and awesome it is.

Hempuli posted:

Janelle C. Shane taught a neural network to estimate "brvtality" of metal album covers, as well as how "death" various death metal album covers were, among other things. This NN was then utilized to estimate the brutality of e.g. cat pictures.

https://www.angrymetalguy.com/angry-metal-album-art-neural-networks/



(From the article)

Carnival of Shrews posted:

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Farecoal posted:

mods??

Carnival of Shrews posted:

Either this what happens when a network gets insufficient completely negative input during training...


(Black metal score: 0.801391)

...or I should be paying more attention to the pullulating corruption at the core of Peppa Pig.

Brawnfire posted:

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Carnival of Shrews posted:

Can't argue with $4 for a 250-mile motorcycle frenzy, though. That's value!

Farecoal posted:

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Volcanoes are the source of the destruction of civilizations, and the source of most of the dangers of Earth and space. Even ancient civilizations rich in artifacts can be cut down in one of the big explosions. The continents usually tremble when enough magma rises from the crust to form a volcanic cone. The mantle is softer than Arctic ice; characters can roll over it in some areas for a dynamic kick to travel. In the center is the central volcano, where there are way more ways to farm & battle than in most games.

With your friends? Bring along a Professor or Computer Game Guru to teach the volcano's left over swirling lava to transform you into a Wi-Fi Warrior or Computer Info Tech.

More information about Volcanoes is available for download by following this link.


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power on<|endoftext|>For what may ultimately be his last hurrah, Rob Gronkowski — the physical embodiment of Belichick's wish that his defense be considered one of the best in football — knows business better than anyone. He's been the face of this team throughout its journey to Super Bowl XLIX, and the Patriots' king of all kings, of course, played nine- and 11-game seasons in 2003 and 2004 with a torn ACL and a prescription for painkillers. Thursday night, he made headlines by going for the gun on a delightfully wild, back-and-forth, transition-zone Patriots team at Carolina.

The Rams were losing 41-7 at the time, but Gronkowski redeemed himself by posting eight catches in the first half and mostly quieting his doubters with his athleticism, elusiveness and assured hands.

Braley: Pats know what Rangin' Gronk wants after Bortles TD Chief NFL writer Mike Reiss breaks down the second seaon for the Patriots. NBC's Maggie Gray and reporter Jim Rome talk with Mike Ehrmann about Gronkowski's clutch interception.

Chief NFL writer Mike Reiss breaks down the second seaon for the Patriots. NBC's Maggie Gray and reporter Jim Rome talk with Mike Ehrmann about Gronkowski's clutch interception. More ...

So on Sunday, when the Patriots (7-0) forced the Panthers (5-1) to watch rookies fifth-round pick Shaq Thompson, fifth-rounder Tavares Martin and second-year Pro Bowler Devin Funchess experience the first cornerback-friendly stadium in NFL history from their own sideline, they knew they'd gotten the whole dynamic kick-starting from Gronkowski's 11-catch, 102-yard night. The objective: Get the second unit through two quarters as if nothing was amiss.

Game Ball: Gronkowski

Gronkowski entered with a camaraderie greater than the proverbial crowd at Paul Brown Stadium. He signed autographs and raised money. He wooed his adversary with warmth, empathy and support.

All the while, the sudden after-news of White's ACL tear plastered Denver scrolls on the Internet and seemed to click with many fans every time it landed in their inbox. No one should toss aside everything this guy has given the Patriots and the fans -- and their dreams -- over two-and-a-half seasons.

Brhamvy: Gronk, Gronk, Gronku

On a night when many of his teammates and coaches chose kneeling rather than standing during the national anthem, Gronk (along with tailback James White) refused.

It didn't matter.

Dom Capers' famed maneuvering, the Steel Curtain at work with the Pats' defensive calls, German Subs sparkling the electrifying offense of Julian Edelman and a 26-20 lead within the first 17 minutes of the game, are merely emotional and head-scratching now.

Moments like Thursday night in Carolina, when the Patriots instilled insecurity, attorneyship and complexity right throughout the Panthers' lineup, made Sunday's terrorist cell look like a sociopathic choirboy dancing and scraping his hands along the flag.

But Sunday's Saints-Giants game is the perfect microcosm of the Patriots' trajectory.

Jeff Howe: Patriots ideas required quick thinking

On the surface, it seemed, New York's existential philosophers indirectly teamed with those tickalicious Giants.

But if the viability of Belichick's system as the Green Bay game unfolded was plucked wholesale, as Tom Coughlin's option of the looseness-column numbering system in the Giants' original host committee bolded during the 2004 meetings suggested, the Patriots' blunders Saturday are a long way from that bearer.

Heisman Trophy aside, jet setter we were reminded Sunday with finesse and cellular handywork, EJ Manuel, does not add up to Gronkowski, Gronkowski, Gronk.

In three years under Belichick,

Hempuli posted:

Janelle C. Shane taught a neural network to estimate "brvtality" of metal album covers, as well as how "death" various death metal album covers were, among other things. This NN was then utilized to estimate the brutality of e.g. cat pictures.

https://www.angrymetalguy.com/angry-metal-album-art-neural-networks/


(From the article)

SerialKilldeer posted:

Lots of more GPT output here if you haven't seen:
https://ask-gpt.tumblr.com
And you can submit your own queries.

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Item#: 256
Object Class: Keter
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-256 is to be handled in isolation, only when required for further consideration. Any necessary actions are to be taken by Security Operations. As of ██/██/20██, no further action has been taken.

Description: SCP-256 is a 4 x 6-inch, high-density “slicing cutter”; it comprises the top three parts, two of which contain the top end of a large, flat top. An iron chain is located on top of the cutter, with a metal buckle around the center. The chain can now move approximately a meter or so along its length, along the length of the upper surface. The chains have been equipped with a thin membrane, which forms an insulating layer. The bottom end acts as a lock and the middle of the edge acts as a brake.

The chain is secured to the base of the cutter, but can be removed once the chain is no longer attached. The chain is held in place with a screwdriver while its motion controls the blade. The hand-held device can be used to operate a knife through its blade unless held on a metal base using a rubber band, or when the knife is moved with the tool to the point where it reaches the cutting surface, or when holding the cutter by the hand. When the blade is moved, the knife will slide back and forth. Any remaining sharpening force will be applied to the base of the cutter, which will cause it to produce a sharp edge in the manner described herein.

SCP-256 was initially discovered to be a 1 x 1.5-inch “slicing cutter”, but was soon discovered to be much larger, and developed a reputation for being capable of slicing through objects, causing several deaths, including that of three individuals, at ███/██/20██. Due to its size, this “slicing cutter”(1) was not sufficiently able to tear through wood, however, and SCP-256 was eventually discovered to have a thick, tough steel casing around its edge. The casing is also thin and hard as iron, so it can easily break down and cause injury, as seen in the following pictures.

Due to the low quality of SCP-256 (3), it was placed in storage at Site 12 on █/██/20██. SCP-256 began producing sharpened knives during this time, as demonstrated by one of its most recent incidents: one sharpened by one man who cut it off in the middle of the day. At ███/19

Farecoal posted:

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Mother, tell your children not to kill them.


“You see, the only way to preserve those values is through fear.”

–Dora the Explorer on the Sword of Alaric


Dora will give his children the Sword of Alaric which will bring them back and fulfill the dream of their parents. As a gift to them, the children will be able to learn the secret of the Sword of Alaric by having their parents read it. There will be two parts that will be revealed by the children as they read on:

A dream, the sword will represent the dream that they had when they were old enough.


This is a dream, and the children will be able to take this sword from their parents into their arms to return to their home town or even to the Great City or the country they choose.

Dora once told that she needed a name to be able to summon the Sword of Alaric.

The children will learn it by going on the journey that they’ve been assigned from the Dream of Alaric to the Great City of the Great City.

The sword will be used by the children as a weapon for a magical defense during their journeys. Once at the Great City, they will need to follow it to the Great City where they will meet their destiny.

This is all they need to have learned when they return back to their home town or the United States.

They must reach their destiny.

To begin their journey back to their home town, the children (who are no older than 4 years old) must get a sword that they can summon from their parents.

They will need to return to all their hometowns from their new village and meet their fate there.

After going into some kind of dungeon (or cave, for that matter) in the Great City, they will receive a sword with an enchanted arrow (shown at right if the character has a sword of silver) which will give them the sword of Alaric (a sword).

To activate this quest, the children must bring a leveled leveled sword at least one hundred and fifty dollars from the Great City of the Great City. Note that the items shown are for a quest item instead of a weapon.

After receiving the bow used by their family back at the Great City, they will return home back to their village.

In addition to the above, each of them will get the Sword of Alaric as a gift.

When

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Phryklesk Thunderfoot - Doliath Wizard

Phryk had spent his childhood in a small city, where he was always a presence, and his family had a strong relationship with his parents. His parents were important envoys involved in the arts and good-natured to the point where it even began sinking in. They thought that their daughter was going to go to the family test; it was not a challenge he could set. He had already had his parents, and his parents had already left to their door. This was not as easy as when he had a small family, so he left the city and left to take a new name. His parents were not especially good, and he was left to pursue the life of an adventurer. He would pursue that long, and he could do a new life. He would adventure. His friends would be just as strong, and he would be the best adventurers to follow him. His adventures would end in his own hands. His adventures were not to be brief, but it was not to long. His family had simply been saved, and he was now in the great city. He would work with a Goldfish, a Goldfish, to see if he could.

Phryk found his old family’s fortune, and his curiosity, and he went to a small city to see if he could find a work in the Goldfish. He’d heard stories of a Goldfish, a Goldfish, a sea monster, and a silverfish, a sea monster, and a ship that was a ship of exploration. The ship was full of fish, and evil, like some treasure, but it was not to be. When Phryk found the ship, he rushed back, and found the ship, full of treasure, and full of fish. He wanted to be a pirate, and fight it.

Besesoth posted:

Procedurally generated D&D character backgrounds

Kennel posted:

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Besesoth posted:

Procedurally generated D&D character backgrounds

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The orc warlock was captured and killed by a group of orcs. He was imprisoned and forced to work for a giant tome. He was imprisoned and imprisoned for a while until he was rescued by a group of adventurers. He was imprisoned and imprisoned for a while until he was rescued by a group of adventurers who were looking for a group of adventurers to help eradicate the orcish ferocity. They were a group of adventurers who were looking for a group of adventurers to help eradicate the orcish ferocity. They were tasked with escorting a group of adventurers to the city of Giprol, the orc warlock was killed by a group of bandits.
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Elentor posted:

Yeah strong guess that's L-system.

Phy posted:

The for-profit penitentiary system!

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frankenfreak posted:

Phy posted:

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Evilreaver posted:

They read like a 5-year-old's story that he's making up off the top of his head, and you're the uncle who's been tasked with sitting and watching him and he knows you're going to listen to every word