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Armitage
Aug 16, 2005

"Mathman's not here." "Oh? Where is he?" "He's in the Mathroom."

Fritz Coldcockin posted:

Disagree. Laura Loomer is the most likely suspect on this front. She's loving certifiable.

I agree she’s nuttier than a bad fruitcake but I’d imagine she’d only off herself instead of taking a bunch of people down with her.

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Hieronymous Alloy
Jan 30, 2009


Why! Why!! Why must you refuse to accept that Dr. Hieronymous Alloy's Genetically Enhanced Cream Corn Is Superior to the Leading Brand on the Market!?!




Morbid Hound

Nice piece of fish posted:

Imagine how bad Trump could have broken our collective brains if we couldn't laugh bitterly at the world from the safety of these forums.

Yeah, I got my yearly bonus this week so I dropped in a hundred.

This place has a lot of problems, always has, will continue to for as long as it's around, but it helps me keep my head on (relatively) straight, and I need that.

EwokEntourage
Jun 10, 2008

BREYER: Actually, Antonin, you got it backwards. See, a power bottom is actually generating all the dissents by doing most of the work.

SCALIA: Stephen, I've heard that speed has something to do with it.

BREYER: Speed has everything to do with it.

Your Taint posted:

So what sentence does Manafort get today? Six months? A slap on the wrist? "Don't do it again, ya scamp"?

A pissed off federal judge is one of the most unpredictable creatures on earth. Are they out for blood? Are they going to use this as an opportunity to take out a lot of (probably justified) anger at all the other poo poo attorneys do that they have to put up with? Do they fee constrained by the law or circumstances? Are they going to call it a teacher moment and then offer you no new advice?

Never know until you’re standing there getting yelled at for five minutes over opposing counsel’s failure to format a joint status report properly

John Wick of Dogs
Mar 4, 2017

A real hellraiser


Armitage posted:

If I had to predict a right wing personality going completely off the deep end and spilling blood, I’d probably pick the Kent State gun girl. She seems like the type that does not take rejection very well.

Afaik some rich guy is marrying her so she's set and her attempted grift will just be a side project like multi level marketing

Ate My Balls Redux
Aug 2, 2018

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

twice burned ice posted:

Boy I'm glad that the death of 157 people will help you continue globe trotting to pet cats :rolleyes:

You're being extremely ableist to this person who clearly suffers from terminal Toxoplasmosis

cr0y
Mar 24, 2005



Judge saying she isnt going to factor in Manaforts light sentence. Cool. Cool.

Doctor Butts
May 21, 2002

AlBorlantern Corps posted:

Afaik some rich guy is marrying her so she's set and her attempted grift will just be a side project like multi level marketing

Another seekingarrangements.com success story!

Dammerung
Oct 17, 2008

"Dang, that's hot."


Nice piece of fish posted:

Imagine how bad Trump could have broken our collective brains if we couldn't laugh bitterly at the world from the safety of these forums.

Agreed. This thread's been a great repository of information and humor, as well as being a pretty darn great political community. It's nice to have a place to recharge.

Scipiotik
Mar 2, 2004

"I would have won the race but for that."

cr0y posted:

Judge saying she isnt going to factor in Manaforts light sentence. Cool. Cool.

Can't read into that too much. Saying otherwise could be grounds for an easy win on appeal.

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

She'll give him six years, served consecutively. That's my bet.

KKKLIP ART
Sep 3, 2004

Max sentence no consecutive terms.

Blind Rasputin
Nov 25, 2002

Farewell, good Hunter. May you find your worth in the waking world.

Can we remember that whatever Manafort is sentenced to we have to pay for his lodging with our tax dollars?? The fewer the better in my opinion.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Big day for fight for LGBTQ rights today

https://mobile.twitter.com/HRC/status/1105657229636706306
https://mobile.twitter.com/RepKatieHill/status/1105829411272749056
https://mobile.twitter.com/Ilhan/status/1105808226275123200
https://mobile.twitter.com/NBCOUT/status/1105210821225910277

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

Hooray, one of my congressional Reps isn't total poo poo!

I have Sensenbrenner/Johnson/Baldwin

cr0y
Mar 24, 2005



https://twitter.com/ShimonPro/status/1105830682432020481?s=19

Sworn admissions that were lies?

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

https://mobile.twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1105827007991025666

User Error
Aug 31, 2006
Ok so it totally wasn't her then

Artonos
Dec 3, 2018

Your Taint posted:

Hooray, one of my congressional Reps isn't total poo poo!

I have Sensenbrenner/Johnson/Baldwin

Don't forget the state reps. I'm in Wisconsin too and my state reps are the worst. I've emailed them a few times so I'm on their newsletters and it's ridiculous.

Artonos fucked around with this message at 16:12 on Mar 13, 2019

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Good

https://mobile.twitter.com/ThePlumLineGS/status/1105830086958292993

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

Artonos posted:

Don't forget the state reps. I'm in Sensenbrenners district too and my state reps are the worst. I've emailed them a few times so I'm on their newsletters and it's ridiculous.

John Jagler. I'm in an extremely chud-y area.

cr0y
Mar 24, 2005



https://twitter.com/ShimonPro/status/1105832726756839424?s=19

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005

So this is...what, an $11 million dollar fine?

Caros
May 14, 2008


Why on earth would he get credit for a plea deal that he breached?

Oxyclean
Sep 23, 2007



"Defying voters" complains manchild who did not win popular vote, and regularly defies the people who did vote for him.

Owlofcreamcheese
May 22, 2005
Probation
Can't post for 9 years!
Buglord

citybeatnik posted:

Did you mean "I'll"?

(yeah)

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

corn in the bible posted:

"He's led an otherwise blameless life"

he was permanently banned from securities trading

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

So it was totally a body double. Got it.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005








Oh god she's dead.

cr0y
Mar 24, 2005



https://twitter.com/ShimonPro/status/1105835221512056832?s=19

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal

Fix it, that's another five dollars worth of bones

Ershalim
Sep 22, 2008
Clever Betty

FizFashizzle posted:

Oh god she's dead.

Rest in peace, Melanie. Long live whoever the next one is!

WoodrowSkillson
Feb 24, 2005

*Gestures at 60 years of Lions history*


cool to know the body double conspiracy theory is actually the correct one in hellworld

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
cat tax

https://twitter.com/Bodegacats_/status/1105794609848946688?s=19

DAS Super!
Jul 26, 2007
You should probably pay more attention to your log.
/
:backtowork:
https://twitter.com/ethancliftt/status/1105165842449420288?s=19

Guze
Oct 10, 2007

Regular Human Bartender

Ershalim posted:

Rest in peace, Melanie. Long live whoever the next one is!

Melanif

Petr
Oct 3, 2000
Interesting context for trump's pilot tweet - his brother, whom he had very little respect for, was a pilot. Trump considered that a failure of a career and likened it to being a bus driver.

Owlofcreamcheese
May 22, 2005
Probation
Can't post for 9 years!
Buglord

haveblue posted:

Fix it, that's another five dollars worth of bones

that is a good point. I think I will when I get home. I'm not particularly popular here but I don't know what I'd even do if this place shut down.

Inferior Third Season
Jan 15, 2005

FizFashizzle posted:

Oh god she's dead.
When you consider the alternative is being alive and married to Trump, it doesn't seem all that bad.

It's also very much on-brand for this administration to just wordlessly replace a recognizable character and expect everyone to go along with it. Reality is basically a lovely 90s sitcom already.

John Wick of Dogs
Mar 4, 2017

A real hellraiser


Guze posted:

Melanif

This format of joke only works once

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mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

Guze posted:

Melanif

No it's vowels.

Melania

Melanie

Melanii

Melanio

Melaniu

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