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packetmantis posted:She and Tina Fey are both awful and need to stop inserting themselves everywhere. Let me guess: women aren’t funny? Or do you have some specific thing about the two of them?
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Phlegmish posted:Good sir, the text does not support your tiddy interpretation  Also, I think I might have gone wrong because the first time I heard the song was https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iyTTX6Wlf1Y, and I still hear it as "trouble" there. Hyperlynx has a new favorite as of 04:41 on Mar 10, 2019 |
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Organza Quiz posted:Looks pretty clearly like someone's pre-cut it like that in that one? Pineapple plants are in the bromeliad family and when they flower they produce a cluster of dozens and dozens of thin pointy fruits which eventually merge together to form what we call a pineapple.  
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beefnoodle posted:Let me guess: women aren’t funny? Or do you have some specific thing about the two of them? lol
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beefnoodle posted:Let me guess: women aren’t funny? Or do you have some specific thing about the two of them? Ladies, is this goon bothering you?
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:Pineapple plants are in the bromeliad family and when they flower they produce a cluster of dozens and dozens of thin pointy fruits which eventually merge together to form what we call a pineapple. At what point is a pineapple considered ripe, anyway? I have never in my life encountered a pineapple in the grocery store as yellow/orange as the last two, but they've still been delicious.
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Rollersnake posted:At what point is a pineapple considered ripe, anyway? I have never in my life encountered a pineapple in the grocery store as yellow/orange as the last two, but they've still been delicious. Once they get that ripe they're softer and harder to transport.
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beefnoodle posted:Let me guess: women aren’t funny? Or do you have some specific thing about the two of them? I'm a woman, jackass. They're both lovely centrists and the "sheetcaking" thing really pissed me off. Also I don't find cringe humor funny at all so that just automatically rules out anything they do.
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packetmantis posted:I'm a woman, jackass. They're both lovely centrists and the "sheetcaking" thing really pissed me off. Also I don't find cringe humor funny at all so that just automatically rules out anything they do. I love them both but I watched Baby Mama for the first time the other day and god it sucked.
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packetmantis posted:I'm a woman, jackass. They're both lovely centrists and the "sheetcaking" thing really pissed me off. Also I don't find cringe humor funny at all so that just automatically rules out anything they do. Clearly you're a porpoise.
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beefnoodle posted:Clearly you're a porpoise. Aren't we all.
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purple death ray posted:Aren't we all. Wait, are we all porpoises here? Who the gently caress are trying to infiltrate then? relevant Olgaf 
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beefnoodle posted:Clearly you're a porpoise. If they get angry you should consider your reasons for taking part in this conversation, you don't want to be posting at cross porpoises.
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Artichokes are like six times larger than I thought they were. I've eaten them many times, but they were served already chopped up. I just saw some fresh artichokes at the grocery store (they aren't commonly available fresh here) and it totally blew my mind.
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The most edible part is the heart, which is very small. The leaves do have a fleshy bit at the base that can be scraped off but a mature artichoke is, like, 80% inedible matter.
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Yeah the first time I saw whole artichokes I was like "this is inedible, what the gently caress"
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:Pineapple plants are in the bromeliad family and when they flower they produce a cluster of dozens and dozens of thin pointy fruits which eventually merge together to form what we call a pineapple. what the gently caress
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I just learned that pineapples grow at ground level. I'd always assumed they were up in trees like coconuts.
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EdwardSwifferhands posted:I just learned that pineapples grow at ground level. I'd always assumed they were up in trees like coconuts. It's not that hard to grow one yourself. You can more or less just cut the top off of a store bought pineapple, plant it in a pot, and wait a few years.
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EdwardSwifferhands posted:I just learned that pineapples grow at ground level. I'd always assumed they were up in trees like coconuts. Same. Since apples grow on trees and I associate “pine” with trees (even though pine trees obviously don’t exist where pineapples are found) it would make sense that a pineapple grows on a tree.
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Henchman of Santa posted:(even though pine trees obviously don’t exist where pineapples are found) They grow pineapples in Northern India and there are pine tree forests in India so... 
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I don’t want to spoil it but no matter how many you already know, there are a million common fruits and veggies that grow way different from how you assumed. Peanuts are not even nuts. They’re seeds of a bean. You grow them like beans.
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Edgar Allen Ho posted:I don’t want to spoil it but no matter how many you already know, there are a million common fruits and veggies that grow way different from how you assumed. Or ‘groundnuts’.
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Groundbeans.
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Peanuts being beans, they belong in chili, yes?
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mng posted:Peanuts being beans, they belong in chili, yes? Smoky Peanut Butter Chili Spicy Peanut Chicken Chili Some people think so.
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RoboRodent posted:Smoky Peanut Butter Chili That's nuts! I mean beans.
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my parents brought home a "Monstera deliciosa" fruit from Madeira a couple weeks ago and apparently when its ripe you peel it the same way as that up there pineapple and it gives me the greeps also called a pineapple-banana or something, cause it both looks and tastes a bit like both, like some unholy hybrid
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Krankenstyle posted:my parents brought home a "Monstera deliciosa" fruit from Madeira a couple weeks ago and apparently when its ripe you peel it the same way as that up there pineapple and it gives me the greeps got these growing in the backyard, they're deliciosa alright
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Krankenstyle posted:my parents brought home a "Monstera deliciosa" fruit from Madeira a couple weeks ago and apparently when its ripe you peel it the same way as that up there pineapple and it gives me the greeps Looks like some kind of weird-rear end alien corn. I wanna try it.
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That doesn't trigger my trypophoboa, but I'd still rather not be in the same room as it.
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Queen Combat posted:That doesn't trigger my trypophoboa, but I'd still rather not be in the same room as it. Yeah for me it's just a vague discomfort, really. It helps if I think of it as a big immature pinecone lol
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It looks like Treebeard's dick if plants could get STDs
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Credit and debit cards have raised numbers, because the old machines used to run them took an imprint of those numbers.
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Rollersnake posted:At what point is a pineapple considered ripe, anyway? I have never in my life encountered a pineapple in the grocery store as yellow/orange as the last two, but they've still been delicious. The general rule I learned was, if you pull on one of the leaves up top, and it comes out easily, it’s ripe.
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Leavemywife posted:Credit and debit cards have raised numbers, because the old machines used to run them took an imprint of those numbers. yep, i had to haul that machine out whenever the pos system went down.
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Leavemywife posted:Credit and debit cards have raised numbers, because the old machines used to run them took an imprint of those numbers. They can still be processed this way if the place you work uses them as an offline backup 
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I did not know that! However, it took me longer than I'd like to admit that "pos" stood for point of sales, than piece of poo poo.
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Leavemywife posted:I did not know that! You're still pretty on point in that most of those terminals are hot garbage.
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