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jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

Schizophrenic Orb posted:

A friend saw this in a museum:


This is so wonderful and I can't believe I haven't seen it before

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Slippery
May 16, 2004


Muscles Boxcar
You've never seen a dick pick? c'mon now I've seen your Tinder. ( :) )

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

Dick Pick has less hardware :haw:

Elohssa Gib
Aug 30, 2006

Easily Amused
Seen at work Zahjahne

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009
https://buffalonews.com/2019/01/03/fight-inside-niagara-falls-elementary-school-ends-with-rollover-crash/

Pleasure S. Cox

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
17 Ridiculous Names

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?
Encountered a Pauldrine yesterday. A google search returns several results for the same person (not the one I met), and a lot of misspellings of Paludrine, which apparently is a malaria drug.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

Lady Disdain posted:

Encountered a Pauldrine yesterday. A google search returns several results for the same person (not the one I met), and a lot of misspellings of Paludrine, which apparently is a malaria drug.

Finally, a pauldron for the ladies!

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

R.I.P.idura leucophrys
David Condor-Whizby, which is actually sort of cool

WITCHCRAFT
Aug 28, 2007

Berries That Burn
When I worked graveyard shift at a gas station I met lots of weird people with boring names. But one time I met a normal person with a cool name.

Zulfiqar

A sword gifted to a human from an angel. That's top tier :krad:

deoju
Jul 11, 2004

All the pieces matter.
Nap Ghost
There's a doctor in my area with the first name 'Nazi.' She's Pakistani, and pronounces it Na-zee, but that's some unfortunate transliteration.

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?
Listening to a Stephen Fry interview in which he mentioned the unfortunately-named actor Richard Braine.

ookiimarukochan
Apr 4, 2011

Almost can't believe that this isn't some elaborate troll, but if it is he's been doing it for years without being caught out.

uranium grass
Jan 15, 2005

first and middle Charlisa Prime

Veni Vidi Ameche!
Nov 2, 2017

by Fluffdaddy
Bingo B. Hampton and Beluga Whitmore, or possibly Whittaker. I never found out what Bingo’s middle name was, but I assume it was also Bingo.

Edit: It was Whitmore.

Veni Vidi Ameche! has a new favorite as of 07:09 on Mar 9, 2019

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe
Ah, yes, who was passed the Autobot Matrix of Leadership by Rodimus Prime, and will pass it in her turn to the heralded Terminus Prime of the Last Star, the Rejuvenator

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?

Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:

Bingo B. Hampton and Beluga Whitmore, or possibly Whittaker. I never found out what Bingo’s middle name was, but I assume it was also Bingo.

Edit: It was Whitmore.

Bongo

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
Beluga Whitmore being one of Raffi's darker and more cynical works.

Demon Of The Fall
May 1, 2004

Nap Ghost
Not a terrible name, but I came across a Ms. Purple Haze Enriquez today.

Edit:

:rock:

Demon Of The Fall has a new favorite as of 17:00 on Mar 11, 2019

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

That fuckin' rules. I would 100% own it if my name was Purple Haze.

Rollersnake
May 9, 2005

Please, please don't let me end up in a threesome with the lunch lady and a gay pirate. That would hit a little too close to home.
Unlockable Ben
I've recently encountered people named Chase Rakes and Dong Park.

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

Dong Park is most likely Korean.

Astrofig
Oct 26, 2009
I've gathered a few from my patient lists recently:

Leeann
Leigh Ann
Aleatha
Zipporah

And my personal favorite, Evadeen. She goes by 'Pat'.

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

Astrofig posted:

I've gathered a few from my patient lists recently:

Leeann
Leigh Ann
Aleatha
Zipporah

And my personal favorite, Evadeen. She goes by 'Pat'.

Aleatha is a little pulp fantasy novel but not awful. Mostly my brain just tries to read it as like four other names before getting it right.

uranium grass
Jan 15, 2005

Had several Kinzlees over the last little bit, as well as a Sterling Silver Lastname.

gamingCaffeinator
Sep 6, 2010

I shall sing you the song of my people.

subpar anachronism posted:

Had several Kinzlees over the last little bit, as well as a Sterling Silver Lastname.

I knew a kid named Sterling Silver (X) when I was in middle school. We grew up in a silver mining state, so I guess his parents were proud of that.

Winter Stormer
Oct 17, 2012

one of my great-great-grandmothers was named this. I think it's Biblical

Ed: yep, wife of Moses

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?
Either Charentaye or Charenatye; either one or both was a typo made by my local newspaper.

Brute Hole Force
Dec 25, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Not too terrible but required a double take when reading-

Jill Pickles

Antivehicular
Dec 30, 2011


I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

Saw a reference to Carey Kanary yesterday.

Blue Nation
Nov 25, 2012

Came across Oskarina, daughter of Oscar.

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Blue Nation posted:

Came across Oskarina, daughter of Oscar.

That's an impressively ugly name

Lobster God
Nov 5, 2008
Someone my mum works with named her kid Otterly.

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?

Phlegmish posted:

That's an impressively ugly name

As a child, I had a visceral reaction of disgust when I learnt that Albertina is a real name. I imagine Oskarina will be seeing that reaction a lot.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Oskarina looks like it should be a name from a few hundred years ago that isn't really used any more, but that doesn't seem to be the case.

At least you can just be Karina.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

Lobster God posted:

Someone my mum works with named her kid Otterly.

what an otterly stupid name.

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?
A girl called Zaney.

Brute Hole Force
Dec 25, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Sent out a package for a dude with the last name Puscheck

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

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Woebin
Feb 6, 2006

It's time for the 2019 Name of the Year brackets!

Truman Peyote would be a good forums username IMO.

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