Wrestling Fraudcasts: OJ was a wrestling fan. Please don't ask how I know this stuff.

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Captain Magic: Apr 4, 2005; Yes, we have feathers--but the muscles of men.

When Meltzer talks about people, he usually speaks about their actions and not their character, and this makes me listen to what he says more often.

When most wrestling personalities talk, they trash people personally, and I tend to stop listening unless I admire the person for another unrelated reason.

# ? Mar 13, 2019 21:37

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# ? May 27, 2024 10:06

Angry Grimace: Jul 29, 2010; ACTUALLY IT IS VERY GOOD THAT THE SHOW IS BAD AND ANYONE WHO DOESN'T REALIZE WHY THAT'S GOOD IS AN IDIOT. JUST ENJOY THE BAD SHOW INSTEAD OF THINKING.

I enjoy the idea that it takes some kind of external provocation for Nia Jax to do something dumb

# ? Mar 13, 2019 22:39

MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

coconono posted:

If WWE sent out a memo that said "be mean to dave meltzer for cash and prizes" someone woulda leaked that to Dave.

Dave would then be in a moral quandary about whether or not he should ruin anyone's chances for cash and prizes. Ultimately, he decides he's that not that petty so we end up with:

If your anti-Meltzer tweet gets 10,000 RTs, you can pick from the easy bake oven, the airsoft rifle or the 10-speed bike.

# ? Mar 13, 2019 22:42

Gaz-L: Jan 28, 2009

VJeff posted:

If your anti-Meltzer tweet gets 10,000 RTs, you can pick from the easy bake oven, the airsoft rifle or the 10-speed bike.

Pfft, as if that's a choice. Can I make cupcakes with a BIKE? I didn't think so!

# ? Mar 13, 2019 23:01

Edge & Christian: May 20, 2001; Earth-1145 is truly the best!
A world of singing, magic frogs,
high adventure, no shitposters

Gaz-L posted:

Pfft, as if that's a choice. Can I make cupcakes with a BIKE? I didn't think so!

You're not trying hard enough. A bar I used to go to had blenders attached to stationary bicycles so you could mix your own margarita. I don't see why you couldn't apply the same principles to cupcakes.

# ? Mar 13, 2019 23:26

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Vinny defeated diabetes

:unsmith:

# ? Mar 13, 2019 23:28

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Lid posted:

Vinny defeated diabetes

Hell yeah, that was awesome news

Also the last Dave/Bryan WOR, I swear right at the start Dave starts giggling because he's deliberately winding Bryan up and it's cool as hell.

# ? Mar 13, 2019 23:36

triplexpac: Mar 24, 2007; Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you

I feel like WWE writing is being so weird lately, we are 3 months away from Roman Reigns cutting a live promo about the dirt sheets and setting a copy of the Observer on fire

# ? Mar 14, 2019 01:46

Incessant Excess: Aug 15, 2005; Cause of glitch:
Pretentiousness

Lid posted:

Vinny defeated diabetes

I liked his latest on camera appearances, he looked a lot lighter.

# ? Mar 14, 2019 04:50

SatoshiMiwa: May 6, 2007

triplexpac posted:

I feel like WWE writing is being so weird lately, we are 3 months away from Roman Reigns cutting a live promo about the dirt sheets and setting a copy of the Observer on fire

I honestly think Vince think Dave is involved in AEW so yeah that probably will happen.

# ? Mar 14, 2019 05:04

MotU: Mar 6, 2007; It was like she was evicting walking garbage.; Pillbug

Lid posted:

Vinny defeated diabetes

time for a victory cake

# ? Mar 14, 2019 05:05

Angry Grimace: Jul 29, 2010; ACTUALLY IT IS VERY GOOD THAT THE SHOW IS BAD AND ANYONE WHO DOESN'T REALIZE WHY THAT'S GOOD IS AN IDIOT. JUST ENJOY THE BAD SHOW INSTEAD OF THINKING.

I started cracking up when Filthy Tom started slobbering over how great Harlem Heat is and Bryan interrupts him to ask if he�s just sucking up to avoid Stevie Ray cutting a promo on him like he is going to do to Meltzer.

Angry Grimace fucked around with this message at 07:00 on Mar 14, 2019

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jesus WEP: Oct 17, 2004

He wants to avoid MLW getting the bright idea to put them in a match

# ? Mar 14, 2019 09:18

jesus WEP: Oct 17, 2004

No WOR this morning?

# ? Mar 14, 2019 12:08

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Doesn't look like it, sadly.

# ? Mar 14, 2019 12:12

Price Check: Oct 9, 2012

Dave must be ducking the fact that he has to publicly admit that Taichi had a great match yesterday.

# ? Mar 14, 2019 12:20

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Just a teeny tiny gap

BRYAN DANIELSON AWARD
(BEST TECHNICAL WRESTLER)
1. ZACK SABRE JR. 970
2. Daniel Bryan 37

# ? Mar 14, 2019 12:27

jesus WEP: Oct 17, 2004

Price Check posted:

Dave must be ducking the fact that he has to publicly admit that Taichi had a great match yesterday.

he gave it 4 stars in the Observer this week!

# ? Mar 14, 2019 12:28

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

WORST TELEVISION SHOW
1. WWE RAW 902
2. Impact 30

Lol

WORST PROMOTION OF THE YEAR
1. WWE 612
2. AAA 156
3. Impact 141

This is the first time tna hasnt won this in 11 years

# ? Mar 14, 2019 12:30

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

To be fair, I heard Impact got good and 95% of their viewers stopped watching in protest at this abandonment of the promotion's core principles.

# ? Mar 14, 2019 12:40

jesus WEP: Oct 17, 2004

Jerusalem posted:

To be fair, I heard Impact got good and 95% of their viewers stopped watching in protest at this abandonment of the promotion's core principles.

i think it was you that made the joke that TNA could survive anything except putting out a decent show every week. It was a good one whoever said it

# ? Mar 14, 2019 12:44

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

I said it but I'm probably not the only one who has. Poor Impact, the running joke used to be that no matter what they'd get 1.1 million viewers.

# ? Mar 14, 2019 13:01

rovert: Jun 10, 2013

Neither Bryan or Dave review and talk much about IMPACT these days and readers/voters do very little independent watching of Pro Wrestling.

If you are stuck without WOR:
https://twitter.com/voiceswrestling/status/1106163511477133313

# ? Mar 14, 2019 13:05

Raskolnikov38: Mar 3, 2007; We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

WORST TELEVISION ANNOUNCER

1. JONATHAN COACHMAN 446

2. Michael Cole 176

lmao

# ? Mar 14, 2019 15:54

Gaz-L: Jan 28, 2009

Ishii also closing in on Brody's number of Best Brawler wins. (Foley's still a ways ahead though)

# ? Mar 14, 2019 16:01

HulkaMatt: Feb 14, 2006; BIG BICEPS SHOHEI

Raskolnikov38 posted:

WORST TELEVISION ANNOUNCER

1. JONATHAN COACHMAN 446

2. Michael Cole 176

lmao

I haven�t seen the full list of awards but this rules.

# ? Mar 14, 2019 16:10

MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

When did Coachman get replaced, June?

# ? Mar 14, 2019 16:15

sleepwalkers: Dec 7, 2008

coach arguing back and forth with cole that being in a bear hug is actually a good thing because you get to rest is one of my favorite wwe clips ever.

# ? Mar 14, 2019 16:16

MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

The hosed up thing is that Rousey made her comeback out of that bear hug so he wasn't wrong.

# ? Mar 14, 2019 16:20

Truther Vandross: Jun 17, 2008

Mike Lawrence is roasting Vince Russo on Busted Open right now and I�m dying

# ? Mar 14, 2019 18:28

remusclaw: Dec 8, 2009

I'm a show behind so I want to post this here, I suppose related to his run as best Brawler, was Ishii just this good the whole time, and no one saw or appreciated it? Was he bad for most of his 20s and 30s? Where the gently caress was this guy hiding?

# ? Mar 14, 2019 22:57

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

In honesty i had Ospreay picked as most outstanding wrestler with Omega as best overall. Surprised Ospreay came in 4th behind Ibushi and Okada.

# ? Mar 14, 2019 23:27

I Before E: Jul 2, 2012

remusclaw posted:

I'm a show behind so I want to post this here, I suppose related to his run as best Brawler, was Ishii just this good the whole time, and no one saw or appreciated it? Was he bad for most of his 20s and 30s? Where the gently caress was this guy hiding?

WAR, Zero-One, Riki Pro, and mid-2000s NJPW

# ? Mar 14, 2019 23:28

Raskolnikov38: Mar 3, 2007; We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

B&V&G confirmed for non-seinfeld watchers

e: granny's german is awful

Raskolnikov38 fucked around with this message at 14:35 on Mar 15, 2019

# ? Mar 15, 2019 14:33

Endless Mike: Aug 13, 2003

Good, Seinfeld sucks

# ? Mar 15, 2019 14:57

Raskolnikov38: Mar 3, 2007; We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

Endless Mike posted:

Good, Seinfeld sucks

i will end you

# ? Mar 15, 2019 14:58

Gaz-L: Jan 28, 2009

Endless Mike posted:

Good, Seinfeld sucks

# ? Mar 15, 2019 15:22

jesus WEP: Oct 17, 2004

Endless Mike posted:

Good, Seinfeld sucks

child spotted

# ? Mar 15, 2019 15:24

Gaz-L: Jan 28, 2009

jesus WEP posted:

child spotted

Nah, watching 4 shitlords be shitlords isn't funny. There's no stakes to make the comedy funny if we're not meant to give a poo poo about the characters.

# ? Mar 15, 2019 15:46

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Gonzo McFee: Jun 19, 2010

Gaz-L posted:

Nah, watching 4 shitlords be shitlords isn't funny. There's no stakes to make the comedy funny if we're not meant to give a poo poo about the characters.

You talk poo poo about Always Sunny and I will slap you.

# ? Mar 15, 2019 16:29

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