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The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Faustian Bargain posted:

Post the mom pic since I don’t have it handy.

Here's one




Yours is better :lol:

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old bean factory
Nov 18, 2006

Will ya close the fucking doors?!
Holy poo poo, and Trump is the normal looking one.

Ziv Zulander
Mar 24, 2017

ZZ for short



Phoneposting so I can’t dig up the real pic, but this is a photoshop. He’s still all fat and jowly in the actual one but his skin isn’t red like that.

:shrug:

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Ziv Zulander posted:

Phoneposting so I can’t dig up the real pic, but this is a photoshop. He’s still all fat and jowly in the actual one but his skin isn’t red like that.

:shrug:

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

The Bloop posted:

I must admit that my sample size for "person wearing a second face" is small enough that this is difficult to confirm conclusively



THAT BEING SAID, this is his dad:



You can't tell me Captain America didn't fistfight this guy in the 40s

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️

ACK ACK! Ack ack ack ACK!

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


The Bloop posted:

I must admit that my sample size for "person wearing a second face" is small enough that this is difficult to confirm conclusively



THAT BEING SAID, this is his dad:



How does that ear situation even happen.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?


Cyberdyne had to start using living tissue because early model Terminators were too easily recognized by their synthetic skin.

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

Dude looks like he felched a sand blaster and just took his swimming goggles off.

spookykid
Apr 28, 2006

I am an awkward fellow
after all

muscles like this! posted:

How does that ear situation even happen.

Early facelifts just kinda kept pulling things toward the back of the head and rubberbanding what was left back there.

OutOfPrint
Apr 9, 2009

Fun Shoe

No, no, no, that was Microwave giving himself a handy to his mom.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

gotta go fast

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Solice Kirsk posted:

Knight Rider kicked rear end!

:can:

It did. But do not attempt to relive it by watching the original episodes again. It didn't age well at all.


No amount of 80s nostalgia is gonna make this okay.



Oh no.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

I remember when KITT became a convertable

Der Kyhe
Jun 25, 2008

Facebook Aunt posted:

It did. But do not attempt to relive it by watching the original episodes again. It didn't age well at all.


No amount of 80s nostalgia is gonna make this okay.



Oh no.

How does it feel to be so completely wrong about something?

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Der Kyhe posted:

How does it feel to be so completely wrong about something?

Admittedly I did last try to watch it 10 or 15 years ago. Maybe now that 'dramatic' makeup is in style again the blusher applied with a trowel wouldn't be so jarring.

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever

muscles like this! posted:

How does that ear situation even happen.

Facelift. They used to make cuts behind the ear and just stretch the face back (a la Brazil) and tack/suture the incision further back on the head/scalp.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Facebook Aunt posted:

Admittedly I did last try to watch it 10 or 15 years ago. Maybe now that 'dramatic' makeup is in style again the blusher applied with a trowel wouldn't be so jarring.

but that star filter is awesome

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




The V remake was super disappointing compared to the 80s original. I like big hair and I can not lie.



So cool.


Can you even imagine how much hairspray this would take?


Gotta wear a lot of blush to eat a rodent.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Facebook Aunt posted:



Can you even imagine how much hairspray this would take?

That is almost certainly a pressure washer wand from a carwash.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

LifeSunDeath posted:

That is almost certainly a pressure washer wand from a carwash.

I think it's a Calico M-100 but with a bunch of poo poo plopped on it.

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018
Women are wonderful animals, they should be making music and writing novels about having a complex relationship with your mother.

Gort
Aug 18, 2003

Good day what ho cup of tea

DandyLion posted:

Facelift. They used to make cuts behind the ear and just stretch the face back (a la Brazil) and tack/suture the incision further back on the head/scalp.

It looks like they slipped and lopped off half his ear

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




Facebook Aunt posted:

It did. But do not attempt to relive it by watching the original episodes again. It didn't age well at all.


No amount of 80s nostalgia is gonna make this okay.

Thank you for reminding me this series of pictures exists:





chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007


Why does this remind me of one of those who would win images?
Like this:



E: here it is, Donnod Trurt vs Dlald Pmump



voiceless anal fricative has a new favorite as of 20:07 on Mar 14, 2019

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
E: ^^^^^^^^ haha

Facebook Aunt posted:

The V remake was super disappointing compared to the 80s original. I like big hair and I can not lie.



So cool.


Can you even imagine how much hairspray this would take?

If the aliens ever come back I'll be waiting with a matchstick to blow them right to gently caress out the ozone layer.

Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




Iron Crowned posted:

I remember when KITT became a convertable

T-tops != convertible.

Reign Of Pain
May 1, 2005

Nap Ghost

Facebook Aunt posted:

The V remake was super disappointing compared to the 80s original. I like big hair and I can not lie.



So cool.


Can you even imagine how much hairspray this would take?


Gotta wear a lot of blush to eat a rodent.

I remember everyone in school talking about the little lizard baby that crawled out at the end of the 1st(?) season. gently caress I'm old :(

snergle
Aug 3, 2013

A kind little mouse!

red naked and mad online

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Is he gonna make out with your av or what

Pondex
Jul 8, 2014


Now I'm curious what he has to say about otaku-culture. Nothing good I'm sure.

DiggityDoink
Dec 9, 2007

Pondex posted:

Now I'm curious what he has to say about otaku-culture. Nothing good I'm sure.

joedevola
Sep 11, 2004

worst song, played on ugliest guitar

Phlegmish posted:

To most people outside of the US, that Confederate flag is just another generic American symbol. I knew a girl who had a Confederate poster in her room. When I made a remark, she said she hadn't known at the time that it was a controversial symbol, and I guess it would have been a bother to take it down

It's also well understood and used by racist shitheads the world over. There's a bar on Sandy Row (protestant shithole) in Belfast that at one point had a Union Jack, Israeli Flag and Confederate flag flying outside.

All that was missing was the personal banner of Viggo the Carpathian.

SomeJazzyRat
Nov 2, 2012

Hmmm...

I've never seen Herzog, but I'll give it a try.

"Humanity strives for a perfection. A fatal, Sisyphean journey that has surely lead to an unknowable destruction. It leads them to an aesthetic completely unnatural, unable to be found in nature. It exists only in humanity's collective unconscious, and it's evidence can be found on celluloid, paper artifacts, electrons arranged in a way to create false meaning. It's purpose is to strip the imperfections, the evidence of age and wisdom, the proof of existence in our worlds and societies, to create these beings. Born out of a spiritual womb, as perfect beings incapable of human faults and flaws. We strive to be these god-like creatures, and in our attempts reveal unparalleled humanity. If we were to breach this barrier, it could lead to the end of humanity as we know it. I truly believe that this... Kawaii... will be the destruction of all humanity."

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018
Women are wonderful animals, they should be making music and writing novels about having a complex relationship with your mother.
I don't think anybody could honestly say that they doubt that Herzog likes hentai

BooLoo
Oct 18, 2010

SLAM TIME
Yes they absolutely could.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


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voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

Gripweed posted:

I don't think anybody could honestly say that they doubt that Herzog likes hentai

Don't generalise from your own experience, we've been over this.

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