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Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

the white house threatening to charge jim acosta with assault after a white house employee tried to grab a microphone out of his hand

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Maximo Roboto
Feb 4, 2012

https://www.somethingawful.com/news/chris-dodd-endorsement/

haha but seriously though, what's the C-SPAM take on Dodd as a politician

MonsieurChoc
Oct 12, 2013

Every species can smell its own extinction.

Charles 2 of Spain posted:

In the Middle East or US?

In the US. Basically 9/11 was just a bigger Helter Skelter.

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT

MonsieurChoc posted:

In the US. Basically 9/11 was just a bigger Helter Skelter.

Why did he think 9/11 would start a race war? Some brown people in turbans got beat up, Sean Hannity yelled at KRS-ONE, and that was about it.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Maximo Roboto posted:

https://www.somethingawful.com/news/chris-dodd-endorsement/

haha but seriously though, what's the C-SPAM take on Dodd as a politician

C-SPAM posters are too young to know who he is

MonsieurChoc
Oct 12, 2013

Every species can smell its own extinction.

Animal-Mother posted:

Why did he think 9/11 would start a race war? Some brown people in turbans got beat up, Sean Hannity yelled at KRS-ONE, and that was about it.

I'm not sure why, but he thought it would start a war between blacks and whites. :shrug:

Shrecknet
Jan 2, 2005


Maximo Roboto posted:

https://www.somethingawful.com/news/chris-dodd-endorsement/

haha but seriously though, what's the C-SPAM take on Dodd as a politician

I remember in 2008 Dodd's platform was "free community college for everyone" which was (and is) a noble policy goal, but not exactly the aim-high aspirational message a presidential candidate should have.

OldTennisCourt
Sep 11, 2011

by VideoGames
CHUDS tried to boycott Star Wars: The Force Awakens for having a female and non-white lead and then said it was a success when the movie didn't break a billion dollars a day sooner.

Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016

OldTennisCourt posted:

CHUDS tried to boycott Star Wars: The Force Awakens for having a female and non-white lead and then said it was a success when the movie didn't break a billion dollars a day sooner.

Little White Cuck Ball

e: "Jeb! Bush is a cuck" etc, also the picture of his wife presenting him like some huge tuxedo'd frankenstein

Maximo Roboto
Feb 4, 2012

System Metternich
Feb 28, 2010

But what did he mean by that?

lmao I haven’t seen a ted rall cartoon in ages since I stopped reading the political cartoons thread (which no joke turned out to be really beneficial for my mental wellbeing) and I almost forgot what a loving idiot he is :cripes:

babypolis
Nov 4, 2009

System Metternich posted:

lmao I haven’t seen a ted rall cartoon in ages since I stopped reading the political cartoons thread (which no joke turned out to be really beneficial for my mental wellbeing) and I almost forgot what a loving idiot he is :cripes:

nothing can beat the comic where he posthumously owns roger ebert

like i think the culture of only saying good things about dead people is dumb as hell but also i cant think of anything as craven as trying to own a dead person

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

i just realized that the "muslim ban" is still a thing. that poo poo isnt funny, but I laughed at the prospect of an aussie travel ban to the us until we "can figure out what is going on."

HobbitGrease
Jul 24, 2001

Young Orc

System Metternich posted:

lmao I haven’t seen a ted rall cartoon in ages since I stopped reading the political cartoons thread (which no joke turned out to be really beneficial for my mental wellbeing) and I almost forgot what a loving idiot he is :cripes:
i read the politoons thread, and the worst part is when every so often it derails into another interminable argument of whether or not we should include the comics of out-and-out bigots, Nazis, and legit Holocaust deniers like Pumpkinhead, Martian Magazine, and Stonetoss

(we should not)

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



babypolis posted:

nothing can beat the comic where he posthumously owns roger ebert

like i think the culture of only saying good things about dead people is dumb as hell but also i cant think of anything as craven as trying to own a dead person

john mccain (who is dead) gets owned by his stupid lovely daughter on a daily basis and that in and of itself owns pretty hard

babypolis
Nov 4, 2009

Thump! posted:

john mccain (who is dead) gets owned by his stupid lovely daughter on a daily basis and that in and of itself owns pretty hard

being posthumously owned by your failoffspring is an honored traidition

Feldegast42
Oct 29, 2011

COMMENCE THE RITE OF SHITPOSTING

Animal-Mother posted:

Why did he think 9/11 would start a race war? Some brown people in turbans got beat up, Sean Hannity yelled at KRS-ONE, and that was about it.

:thunk::smugdon:

crazy eyes mustafa
Nov 30, 2014
rick perry now heads the federal department he forgot he wanted to get rid of and is the longest serving and most competent senior member of the trump administration

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

crazy eyes mustafa posted:

rick perry now heads the federal department he forgot he wanted to get rid of and is the longest serving and most competent senior member of the trump administration

gifted hands ben would like a word with you

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
God, that Romney. Rall is such a hack artist.

PIZZA.BAT
Nov 12, 2016


:cheers:


Roosevelt posted:

gifted hands ben would like a word with you

ben's announced that he's out so i'll grant it on technicality

HobbitGrease
Jul 24, 2001

Young Orc

Roosevelt posted:

gifted hands ben would like a word with you
is it one from Poverbs

Well What Now
Nov 10, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
Shredded Hen
Ernest Borgnine went on Fox & Friends and talked about how much he masturbated

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slćgt skal fřlge slćgters gang



Eat This Glob posted:

i just realized that the "muslim ban" is still a thing. that poo poo isnt funny, but I laughed at the prospect of an aussie travel ban to the us until we "can figure out what is going on."

hah that would be something

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slćgt skal fřlge slćgters gang



Well What Now posted:

Ernest Borgnine went on Fox & Friends and talked about how much he masturbated

its a good clip

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VuC3t-d0Zao

crazy eyes mustafa
Nov 30, 2014

frankenfreak posted:

God, that Romney. Rall is such a hack artist.

who are half those fkn people supposed to be anyway

System Metternich
Feb 28, 2010

But what did he mean by that?

crazy eyes mustafa posted:

who are half those fkn people supposed to be anyway

McCain - Romney - Giuliani - Obama - Clinton - uh Joe the Plumber I guess?

e: vvv lol I totally forgot about Edwards vvv

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

crazy eyes mustafa posted:

who are half those fkn people supposed to be anyway
McCain (with GWB), Romney, Rudy
Obama, Hillary, John Edwards

HobbitGrease
Jul 24, 2001

Young Orc
Ted Rall.
Whining about fake blacks.



Christ.

crazy eyes mustafa
Nov 30, 2014
wow I loving hate that, thanks

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

frankenfreak posted:

God, that Romney. Rall is such a hack artist.

That's Romney? lol, I was wondering who the gently caress that guy was supposed to be

HobbitGrease
Jul 24, 2001

Young Orc

crazy eyes mustafa posted:

wow I loving hate that, thanks
if you want to feel even more hate, consider that Ted Rall has been “cartooning” for over 3 decades and his terrible art style and his tendency towards sloppy, stupid messaging have not changed at all

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

HobbitGrease posted:

if you want to feel even more hate, consider that Ted Rall has been “cartooning” for over 3 decades and his terrible art style and his tendency towards sloppy, stupid messaging have not changed at all

Ted Rall is a cartoonist who had to hire an artist to draw his own comic book autobiography.

That about sums it up

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese
Remember when he just straight up lied about Rogert Ebert having no taste in movies

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

MikeCrotch posted:

Remember when he just straight up lied about Rogert Ebert having no taste in movies
No, but I remember him claiming he was smarter and a better movie critic than him.

steinrokkan posted:

Ted Rall is a cartoonist who had to hire an artist to draw his own comic book autobiography.

That about sums it up
That leaves out the totally real bohemian phase of his life when he lived with women in exchange for sex. Also the real highlight of it all: sad blowjob.

The Crotch
Oct 16, 2012

by Nyc_Tattoo
You can't all just talk about it but not post it.



Ted Rall owned that dead bitch.

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

The Crotch posted:

You can't all just talk about it but not post it.
OK, then have the aforementioned sad blowjob from aforementioned autobiography:

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
And then there is his taking issue with Art Spiegelmann for one reason or another (I forget) which led to this:

Charles 2 of Spain
Nov 7, 2017

frankenfreak posted:

OK, then have the aforementioned sad blowjob from aforementioned autobiography:


Lmao

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H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

frankenfreak posted:

OK, then have the aforementioned sad blowjob from aforementioned autobiography:



hahahahaha

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