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glowing-fish posted:Here are pictures from my walk: Your pictures would be less hazy if you cleaned your lens. I'm not trying to be snarky, just helpful.
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el dorito posted:I get all my capers in a restaurant after I forget to ask to get them held Sauerkraut is good just as a side salad.
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opioid agonist posted:aw drat
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Goons Are Great posted:During work today I drew a beautiful picture of a butterfly using crayons during every free second I had without anything else to do, which wasn't too many. I actually got almost finished before work was done, but then my co-worker accidentally threw it away. Now I'm sad and without a butterfly. Misplaced modifiers delight me. Now I want to see a picture of a butterfly using crayons!
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# ? Mar 15, 2019 03:47 |
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thought you went to bed or something. |
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Pokemon never sleep
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hamjobs posted:Pokemon never sleep counterpoint: Snorlax |
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TVsVeryOwn posted:counterpoint: Snorlax He's not sleeping, he's waiting
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hamjobs posted:He's not sleeping, he's waiting waiting for what? |
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phantump21 posted:waiting for what? You to fall asleep! |
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hamjobs posted:Pokemon never sleep |
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time to fight sleep because sleep is the enemy of work and work is all i do i smell like a sheep got in a fight with my clothes because that's essentially what happened
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# ? Mar 15, 2019 07:37 |
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i powered through the unfunny pi jokes for the free pie in the break room toiday, no one needs to know aboutmy third slice of apple. that's between me and god. |
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BrownianMotion posted:i powered through the unfunny pi jokes for the free pie in the break room toiday, no one needs to know aboutmy third slice of apple. that's between me and god. you mean your 3.14159th slice? |
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Jaded Burnout posted:you mean your 3.14159th slice? sigh |
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Jaded Burnout posted:you mean your 3.14159th slice? stop being irrational. |
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TVsVeryOwn posted:BFM, I don't wanna put your friend on blast but Kal Penn was just quoted $3k per tire for monster truck tires. I dunno how much less than $12k you can build a monster truck for. Several pages late but yeah, I think that guy was maybe a little off. But maybe not, maybe you can buy a used truck and convert it into a monster truck for 10k sans tires? It is not my field of expertise by any stretch. |
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Abugadu posted:stop being irrational. Sorry, it was a bit of an odd number. |
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it's gotta be something of an art, coming up with a joke designed to annoy only nerds/specialists because it's only slightly wrong, and wrong in a way that the average person would totally miss but would make the nerd hopping mad
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Manifisto posted:it's gotta be something of an art, coming up with a joke designed to annoy only nerds/specialists because it's only slightly wrong, and wrong in a way that the average person would totally miss but would make the nerd hopping mad yeah lol it sure is something
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why didn't the mathematician mind getting a small slice of pie? because he knows pi is just a fraction!
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# ? Mar 15, 2019 13:37 |
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# ? Mar 15, 2019 13:38 |
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What did the acorn say when it grew up GEE I'M A TREE (geometry)
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# ? Mar 15, 2019 13:40 |
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jaded burnout I do not mean to pick on you and maybe your joke was intentional but "is pi even or odd" the type of thing math nerds, or maybe nerd-lites, love to quibble about, and even if they think they're joking part of them is taking the issue semi seriously see e.g. https://www.quora.com/Is-Pi-odd-or-even disclaimer: whatever nerdery I may be guilty of, I am innocent of math nerdery
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# ? Mar 15, 2019 13:41 |
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Pi is neither, even and odd only applies to integers pi is a decimal.
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# ? Mar 15, 2019 13:45 |
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pixaal posted:Pi is neither, even and odd only applies to integers pi is a decimal. TRAP SPRUNG |
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if you really have to apply even / odd stuff and ignore the integer clause the mathematical definition of odd is that it is not even. There is an exception is it is impossible to divide the number (0 and infinity). The definition of even is can you divide it by 2 and it is still an integer then the number is even. 4/2=2 = even 2/2 = 1 = even 5/2 =2.5 = odd 4.2/2 = 2.1 = odd 0/2 = ERROR = undefined
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pixaal posted:0/2 = ERROR = undefined |
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When I tell people my lucky number is i their response tells a lot: -"huh?": Not a nerd. -"yeah? Mine's v": history nerd -"square root of -1 huh?": math nerd -"yeah, make your own luck!": philosophy nerd |
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Jaded Burnout posted:you mean your 3.14159th slice? the mental rounding down i did is where the pie calories snuck up onme -- such a delicate balance to keeping on track |
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BoldFrankensteinMir posted:When I tell people my lucky number is i their response tells a lot: Yeah, make your own luck!
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BoldFrankensteinMir posted:When I tell people my lucky number is i their response tells a lot: Oh yeah? When you bet on basketball do you bet on the Oilers?
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ok so this is very long overdue but byob we need to have a super serious chat about it right now, as this has been brewing for a long time and seriously, let's sit down and talk this out, as this is def going to be a huge factor in our shared future, so let's roll up our sleeves and start working on this before it's too late, as we need to start improving the situation right now, which means getting out of this position and act from a position of strength and power, which we can do by starting right now, sitting down, working on it all together and begin right now, as this is serious and everyone involved has to take a part in this, this is not some drill, it's an actual thing that needs to happen so let's get started and here we go: hello
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# ? Mar 15, 2019 14:43 |
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pixaal posted:if you really have to apply even / odd stuff and ignore the integer clause the mathematical definition of odd is that it is not even. There is an exception is it is impossible to divide the number (0 and infinity). The definition of even is can you divide it by 2 and it is still an integer then the number is even. it is I who have been trapped hoisted with my own petard |
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Manifisto posted:hoisted with my own petard suck it literature nerds |
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From the button and tip of my heart and brain and with all the love I can share I want to wish every yobber and therefore friend a beautiful day and a nice weekend, enjoy it everyone!!
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Goons Are Great posted:ok so this is very long overdue but byob we need to have a super serious chat about it right now, as this has been brewing for a long time and seriously, let's sit down and talk this out, as this is def going to be a huge factor in our shared future, so let's roll up our sleeves and start working on this before it's too late, as we need to start improving the situation right now, which means getting out of this position and act from a position of strength and power, which we can do by starting right now, sitting down, working on it all together and begin right now, as this is serious and everyone involved has to take a part in this, this is not some drill, it's an actual thing that needs to happen so let's get started and here we go:
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# ? Mar 15, 2019 14:47 |
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I don't know if you guys have been watching High Maintenance but it's the best also it's in Brooklyn so I'm like all the time hey I know that place hey hey hey I go there that's a great place also I don't smoke weed but the show makes me want to sometimes and it's so sweet and human even when it's sad |
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pixaal posted:if you really have to apply even / odd stuff and ignore the integer clause the mathematical definition of odd is that it is not even. There is an exception is it is impossible to divide the number (0 and infinity). The definition of even is can you divide it by 2 and it is still an integer then the number is even. I thought you could divide zero by any number and end up with zero, just not divide by zero |
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