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Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

Ghost Leviathan posted:

The tories already expect to let their business chums make out like bandits going all post-Soviet disaster capitalism on post-Brexit UK, and drat the consequences. They're probably entirely happy to burn down the country if they can rule the ashes.

Born-to-rule tories don't have to be competent, as long as they get to be in charge, and they know it.

Sure but post-Brexit Britain would be the same kind of example that the Post-Soviet Russia serves for all the remaining Second World countries.

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Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

Pener Kropoopkin posted:

Sure but post-Brexit Britain would be the same kind of example that the Post-Soviet Russia serves for all the remaining Second World countries.

You say that like anyone learned anything.

An insane mind
Aug 11, 2018

British Beat: Brexit Brings Baleful Baying By Bratty Boys.

Be Best.

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

Ghost Leviathan posted:

You say that like anyone learned anything.

China, Cuba, and Vietnam learned plenty.

upsidedown
Dec 30, 2008

twoday posted:

who the gently caress is scraeming "BREXIT" at the house of commons. show yourself, coward. i will never brexit

Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes
Brexit is the UK's Afghanistan.

Obliterati
Nov 13, 2012

Pain is inevitable.
Suffering is optional.
Thunderdome is forever.

Avirosb posted:

Brexit is the UK's Afghanistan.

Nah mate Afghanistan II was our Afghanistan I, Brexit is our gritty reboot of Suez

LGD
Sep 25, 2004

Obliterati posted:

Nah mate Afghanistan II was our Afghanistan I, Brexit is our gritty reboot of Suez

Afghanistan II was back in 1878 and worked out fairly well though

and tbh the 1842 retreat from Kabul actually works p. well as a comparison to Brexit since it was an all-time military disaster that was self-inflicted through stupid decisions and ineffectual leadership

LGD has issued a correction as of 10:09 on Mar 15, 2019

Obliterati
Nov 13, 2012

Pain is inevitable.
Suffering is optional.
Thunderdome is forever.

LGD posted:

Afghanistan II was back in 1878 and worked out fairly well though

and tbh the 1842 retreat from Kabul actually works p. well as a comparison to Brexit since it was an all-time military disaster that was self-inflicted through stupid decisions and ineffectual leadership

Goddamnit I lost count of our military humiliations in Afghanistan, again, but yeah I can't stop thinking of the Flashman book where he just nopes out of the Kabul retreat

OhFunny
Jun 26, 2013

EXTREMELY PISSED AT THE DNC

Ghost Leviathan posted:

You say that like anyone learned anything.

Oligarchs learned they can get even richer by fireselling the whole country.

hailthefish
Oct 24, 2010

Lighting it on fire first is just the natural prerequisite.

Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016

Pener Kropoopkin posted:

"tragedy of the commons"

yeah, house of commons

Goon Danton
May 24, 2012

Don't forget to show my shitposts to the people. They're well worth seeing.

Can EU members start making demands of the UK in exchange for not blowing up their dumb island? Like could Spain say "if you want us to agree to the extension, give us Gibraltar"?

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Goon Danton posted:

Can EU members start making demands of the UK in exchange for not blowing up their dumb island? Like could Spain say "if you want us to agree to the extension, give us Gibraltar"?

I think this is the best possible thing that could happen now. :pray:

tarbrush
Feb 7, 2011

ALL ABOARD THE SCOTLAND HYPE TRAIN!

CHOO CHOO

Goon Danton posted:

Can EU members start making demands of the UK in exchange for not blowing up their dumb island? Like could Spain say "if you want us to agree to the extension, give us Gibraltar"?

Yes absolutely.

univbee
Jun 3, 2004




lol my wife's old friend is still whole hog on Brexit, based on her recent post (because she thinks it'll stop muslims terrorism).

Captain Splendid
Jan 7, 2009

Qu'en pense Caffarelli?

Goon Danton posted:

Can EU members start making demands of the UK in exchange for not blowing up their dumb island? Like could Spain say "if you want us to agree to the extension, give us Gibraltar"?

The Brits will take Benidorm hostage in response.

sullat
Jan 9, 2012

galagazombie posted:

It seems it's in the EU's best interest to reject any extension no? They want leaving the EU to look and be as excruciatingly painful as possible to discourage anyone else from trying this. After all if one country can just leave the EU without too much hassle then the tragedy of the commons kicks in and everyone tries to leave and the EU ceases to exist. They kinda have to make an example.of the UK and mount its head on a pike for all to see.

Also it's not so much that leaving is painful, it's that leaving with a dysfunctional government led by a bunch of clowns is painful. Granted, that probably applies to most countries at the moment, but I'm sure there's no shortage of nativist politicians who look to Brexit and think, "well, we wouldn't fail that badly"

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer
That all depends on if they've given up on 'no brexit'. The best possible outcome, ignoring this threads fetishistic lust for Brit death, is for brexit not to happen. I think the most unbelievable thing for the EU is that May's government hasn't collapsed. It really looked like it would at multiple points and i'm sure they were getting ready for better negotiations with a new government. But here we are.

The idea that the EU is already in destroy Britain mode is just a fantasy of this thread because you're all loving weird and think normal everyday people should pay the price for what Lord Smithington Smithe the IVth did in 1858.

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Regarde Aduck posted:

The idea that the EU is already in destroy Britain mode is just a fantasy of this thread because you're all loving weird and think normal everyday people should pay the price for what Lord Smithington Smithe the IVth did in 1858.

I don't think they want to destroy Britain, but it makes sense that they don't want to make it super-easy to bail on the EU. It's a significant commitment. :shrug:

DAD LOST MY IPOD
Feb 3, 2012

Fats Dominar is on the case


counterpoint: perfidious Albion must be punished

Nocturtle
Mar 17, 2007

sullat posted:

Also it's not so much that leaving is painful, it's that leaving with a dysfunctional government led by a bunch of clowns is painful. Granted, that probably applies to most countries at the moment, but I'm sure there's no shortage of nativist politicians who look to Brexit and think, "well, we wouldn't fail that badly"

It would have been so easy for the UK to simply adopt the Norway status and have a relatively good outcome. It would have been so simple. The current near-catastrophe is tragic and unnecessary.

CactusWeasle
Aug 1, 2006
It's not a party until the bomb squad says it is
Surely for businesses the uncertainty is worse than the inevitable wound in whatever form its coming. Is the best thing for the country not to just do *something* rather than just delay and make the uncertainty continue, at which point even more businesses gently caress off to the EU or elsewhere

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Nocturtle posted:

It would have been so easy for the UK to simply adopt the Norway status and have a relatively good outcome. It would have been so simple. The current near-catastrophe is tragic and unnecessary.

If Labour somehow gets to be in charge, they'll go for the Norway thing, right?

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


Fun Shoe
I'm pretty sure that priority number one for the EU at this point is to just get this whole farce over and done with one way or another.

crazy eyes mustafa
Nov 30, 2014
the thing is Norway deals with the same “problem” that was the whole rationale for the uk leaving the eu to begin with (influx of brown people) so to have that kind of status was never the end goal

when’s the next house of gammons vote. I want more members to breach a 3 line whip and say gently caress it I’ll vote how I want

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


DAD LOST MY IPOD posted:

counterpoint: perfidious Albion must be punished

how is subjugating mostly poor and marginalized populations to American healthcare and food standards going to punish the Crown, the City and Canary Wharf

HiHo ChiRho
Oct 23, 2010

dont be mean to me posted:

how is subjugating mostly poor and marginalized populations to American healthcare and food standards going to punish the Crown, the City and Canary Wharf

It seems to me that the hardcore group of people who want to leave desire a no deal Brexit for the ultimate goal of privatizing nearly everything and giving their speculating friends first dibs on all housing and businesses that have failed to kickstart an even worse wealth extractive economy.

They desire the chaos and loving the poor over because of the profits it gets them.

Nocturtle
Mar 17, 2007

crazy eyes mustafa posted:

the thing is Norway deals with the same “problem” that was the whole rationale for the uk leaving the eu to begin with (influx of brown people) so to have that kind of status was never the end goal

when’s the next house of gammons vote. I want more members to breach a 3 line whip and say gently caress it I’ll vote how I want

Achieving a good Brexit outcome (Norway or similar) required the UK to seriously confront and refute exactly the racist sentiment that fueled the Leave vote. Instead they handed the DUP the balance of power. Everything went just exactly wrong.

Trainee PornStar
Jul 20, 2006

I'm just an inbetweener

HiHo ChiRho posted:

They desire the chaos and loving the poor over because of the profits it gets them.

Eventually that's going to bite them in the arse, that's how stuff like the french revolution gets started.

Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016
They'll be out of ideas in 2 years and end up putting the monarchy back in charge

Grape
Nov 16, 2017

Happily shilling for China!

The Narrator posted:

Dutch is definitely uglier than German

Dutch is just Clown German. Which gives it an endearingly goofy quality to replace the guttural orc speech of Germany.

An insane mind
Aug 11, 2018

Grape posted:

Dutch is just Clown German. Which gives it an endearingly goofy quality to replace the guttural orc speech of Germany.

:(

Grape
Nov 16, 2017

Happily shilling for China!

Regarde Aduck posted:

That all depends on if they've given up on 'no brexit'. The best possible outcome, ignoring this threads fetishistic lust for Brit death, is for brexit not to happen. I think the most unbelievable thing for the EU is that May's government hasn't collapsed. It really looked like it would at multiple points and i'm sure they were getting ready for better negotiations with a new government. But here we are.

The idea that the EU is already in destroy Britain mode is just a fantasy of this thread because you're all loving weird and think normal everyday people should pay the price for what Lord Smithington Smithe the IVth did in 1858.

I mean you're right. But lol at acting like the era of British crimes is deep in the misty mysterious past.

Mackers
Jan 16, 2012

Regarde Aduck posted:

That all depends on if they've given up on 'no brexit'. The best possible outcome, ignoring this threads fetishistic lust for Brit death, is for brexit not to happen. I think the most unbelievable thing for the EU is that May's government hasn't collapsed. It really looked like it would at multiple points and i'm sure they were getting ready for better negotiations with a new government. But here we are.

The idea that the EU is already in destroy Britain mode is just a fantasy of this thread because you're all loving weird and think normal everyday people should pay the price for what Lord Smithington Smithe the IVth did in 1858.

No one is lusting for Brit death.

England was always the problem.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Mackers posted:

No one is lusting for Brit death.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S7woEXovruc[/quote]

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




https://twitter.com/FiremanSamPlots/status/927435129785540608

:hmmyes:

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




hey there folks, brexiting hard or hardly brexiting??

Grape
Nov 16, 2017

Happily shilling for China!
Regarde Aduck: Now I know at one point Britain was responsible for many bads, but it's just so distant and unknown at this point, who can say what they were or where they happened? If only we knew...

*Pakistani and Indian nukes fly overhead in opposite directions.

Regarde Aduck: If only we knew....

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Mackers
Jan 16, 2012
I feel tony blair should weigh in on current events tbh

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