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Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Observer:

"Three Sundays to Brexit – As 29 March nears, fears rise over US demands for greater access to Britain’s supermarkets"

Sunday Telegraph:

Liam Fox: extending article 50 may be only option for a smooth Brexit

Matt:


Independent on Sunday:

SpaceX Crew Dragon docks at International Space Station

Sunday Times:

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Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Ben Jennings on investigations into Donald Trump – Democrats in the House of Representatives are stepping up investigations into Donald Trump’s potentially impeachable acts of corruption, obstruction of justice and abuse of power"

Telegraph:

ERG warns May not to 'bounce' parliament over new Brexit deal

Matt:


Independent:


Times:


Evening Standard:

Liam Fox welcomes Brexiteers' tests for Theresa May

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


Oh god that last Bob, what an utter oval office.

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on May's Brexit 'bribe' for poorer towns – Funding boost for left-behind areas comes under attack from opposition and Tory MPs"

Telegraph:

Brexit latest news: Geoffrey Cox shifts focus after giving up on Eurosceptic backstop demands

Matt:

Backlash as May rejects link between stabbings and police numbers

Independent:


Times:

Keith Flint obituary

Evening Standard:

Who Wants To Be A Millionaire teacher becomes 'school sensation'

Mail:
PAUL THOMAS on... Sir Ranulph Fiennes


David Squires:

Pilchenstein
May 17, 2012

So your plan is for half of us to die?

Hot Rope Guy
Squires :allears:

The Eddie Howe challenge reference for anyone who didn't get it. :v:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Ben Jennings on knife crime – Britain’s most senior police officer has contradicted Theresa May’s claim that police cuts were not to blame for a rise in violent crime, as a renewed political focus fell on knife crime after two fatal stabbings of teenagers"

Telegraph:

EU must learn from Brexit and reform, says Emmanuel Macron After van Loo.

Matt:


Independent:


Times:


Evening Standard:

Azza Bamboo
Apr 7, 2018


THUNDERDOME LOSER 2021

This picture gets it. The article it's attached to doesn't seem to get it though.

Doctor_Fruitbat
Jun 2, 2013


I'm not sure that Adams understands what 'jam tomorrow' means.

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Nicola Jennings on Theresa May, knife crime and Brexit – PM says meaningful vote will go ahead, while pressure mounts over spate of stabbings"

Telegraph:

Backstop may threaten Northern Irish human rights, says Cox

Matt:


Independent:


Times:


Evening Standard:


Mail:
Paul Thomas on... knife crime

'My Tiffany was thrilled to be made stab vest monitor!'

Guardian Australian Sport:

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


Of course Bob made a rowing joke. God I hate Bob and I hate that Bob will probably be in a national newspaper for all my remaining years on this earth.

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Nicola Jennings on May's plan for the Irish border – Downing Street has insisted the meaningful vote on Theresa May’s Brexit deal will go ahead as promised on Tuesday, despite negotiations in Brussels stumbling"

Telegraph:

"Is Philip Hammond's plan to thwart Brexit about to reach fruition?"

Matt:

Crufts 2019: World's biggest dog show returns to Birmingham NEC

Independent:

"Cometh the hour, cometh Geoffrey Cox's wobbly codpiece"

Times:

Manchester United floor PSG as Marcus Rashford’s late penalty caps comeback

Evening Standard:


Mail:
Paul Thomas on... the Queen’s Instagram

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on the PM's plea to Brussels for a better deal – Theresa May has asked EU leaders for help to get her deal through the Commons"

Telegraph:


Independent:

After Frederic Church

The i paper:


Times:


Mail:
PAUL THOMAS on... Prince Harry taking a helicopter from London to Birmingham


Stephen Collins:


Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Observer:

"Two Sundays to Brexit – The government’s top brass put their best feet forward"

Sunday Telegraph:


Matt:


Independent on Sunday:


Sunday Times:

Deep Thought
Mar 7, 2005

forkboy84 posted:

Oh god that last Bob, what an utter oval office.

Oh gently caress you. That word is far worse than that atrocious cartoon and is probably the insult with the highest potency to shake up a woman in a "man's job". I have a suspicion that Bob is not totally opposed to May given his rather shapely drawing, which isn't totally flattering but isn't completely disgusting either — it's not as bad as some of Bell's depictions. Also I have no idea how 'Unicorn Pee' is supposed to taste, is it is loving terrible or like something out of Willy Wonka's alchoholic distillery ? Anyway, the cartoon isn't that bad. I suggest you go back to ironically 'beer boarding' your student flat mates guantanomo-bay style instead of dispensing judgement across the internet.

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"

Deep Thought posted:

... I have a suspicion that Bob is not totally opposed to May given his rather shapely drawing, which isn't totally flattering but isn't completely disgusting either ...

https://twitter.com/bobscartoons/status/1099404861760782337

Guardian:

"Nicola Jennings on May's plan to save her Brexit deal – Eurosceptics have told Theresa May that defeat on her Brexit deal looks certain without more concessions from Brussels, even if she offers to quit in exchange for them voting to get it over the line"

Telegraph:

The Brexit state of play: a guide to this week's crucial votes

Matt:


Independent:


Times:


Evening Standard:

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


Deep Thought posted:

Oh gently caress you. That word is far worse than that atrocious cartoon and is probably the insult with the highest potency to shake up a woman in a "man's job". I have a suspicion that Bob is not totally opposed to May given his rather shapely drawing, which isn't totally flattering but isn't completely disgusting either — it's not as bad as some of Bell's depictions. Also I have no idea how 'Unicorn Pee' is supposed to taste, is it is loving terrible or like something out of Willy Wonka's alchoholic distillery ? Anyway, the cartoon isn't that bad. I suggest you go back to ironically 'beer boarding' your student flat mates guantanomo-bay style instead of dispensing judgement across the internet.
The cartoon is bad, the cartoonist is consistently a complete piece of poo poo and your over-reaction to the very best insult in the English language is deeply enjoyable.

Until there's another word that sounds as vicious as oval office, it's staying in my vocabulary as it is in the vocabulary of so many people on this cursed island.

ThomasPaine
Feb 4, 2009

We have no compassion and we ask no compassion from you. When our turn comes, we shall not make excuses for the terror.

Deep Thought posted:

Oh gently caress you. That word is far worse than that atrocious cartoon and is probably the insult with the highest potency to shake up a woman in a "man's job". I have a suspicion that Bob is not totally opposed to May given his rather shapely drawing, which isn't totally flattering but isn't completely disgusting either — it's not as bad as some of Bell's depictions. Also I have no idea how 'Unicorn Pee' is supposed to taste, is it is loving terrible or like something out of Willy Wonka's alchoholic distillery ? Anyway, the cartoon isn't that bad. I suggest you go back to ironically 'beer boarding' your student flat mates guantanomo-bay style instead of dispensing judgement across the internet.

Deep thoughts indeed lol

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
British Political Cartoons 2019: Bob is not totally opposed to May given his rather shapely drawing

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on May's last-ditch efforts to save her deal – Time is running out for the prime minister to get concessions from Brussels that would win over MPs"

Telegraph:

Storm Gareth threatens to cause further disruption across UK

Matt:


Independent:


Times:


Evening Standard:

Strong winds rip off roof of building in Stoke Newington – video :stare:

Mail:
PAUL THOMAS on... The Battle for Brexit


David Squires:

Manic_Misanthrope
Jul 1, 2010


"The away lols rule" :allears:

Discendo Vox
Mar 21, 2013

We don't need to have that dialogue because it's obvious, trivial, and has already been had a thousand times.
I wouldn't ask for it, ofc, but I think I'd enjoy pure prose from squires.

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on Geoffrey Cox's verdict on the tweaks to May's Brexit deal – The attorney general’s advice was a blow to the PM’s hopes of winning round more MPs"

Telegraph:

First equine death at 2019 Cheltenham Festival after Ballyward euthanised following fall in National Hunt Chase

Matt:


Independent:


Times:

MPs ignore May’s pleas and defeat her Brexit deal by 149 votes

Evening Standard:


Mail:
PAUL THOMAS on... Theresa May's defeated deal

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Steve Bell on the spring statement – The chancellor outlined a package of measures at the spring statement designed to prepare Britain for life outside the EU, as well as for the hi-tech digital jobs of the future"

Telegraph:

MPs reject no-deal Brexit by majority of 43 in second vote

Matt:


Independent:


Times:


Evening Standard:


Mail:
PAUL THOMAS on... Theresa May's croaky voice

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer

Cloud Potato posted:

Evening Standard:


I, too, would welcome the cleansing hellfire.

Azza Bamboo
Apr 7, 2018


THUNDERDOME LOSER 2021
Nuking London

Pros: RIP canary wharf

Cons: Losing the majority of England's liberal voting areas

V. Illych L.
Apr 11, 2008

ASK ME ABOUT LUMBER

is it proper to address the queen as "madam"? i would have thought brenda'd insist on "your majesty"

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

V. Illych L. posted:

is it proper to address the queen as "madam"? i would have thought brenda'd insist on "your majesty"

You only have to call her Your Majesty at the start of the conversation. After that it's expected you address the Queen as Madam.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

V. Illych L. posted:

is it proper to address the queen as "madam"? i would have thought brenda'd insist on "your majesty"
Ma'am (pronounced mam, as a midlander would say mom/mum) has always been an acceptable address. The American marm has not.
It's all weird, like the acceptable bow to a royal being a 'head bow', which is more like how someone would signal 'alright mate' or some hardboiled PI in a noir film would signal 'yeah, that's him, take him away' than an actual theatre bow.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Only Your Maj on first meeting, I think, then you're meant to switch to ma'am-rhymes-with-ham.

e:f,b. We are all protocol nerds. Eat the rich.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

goatface posted:

Only Your Maj on first meeting, I think, then you're meant to switch to ma'am-rhymes-with-ham.

e:f,b. We are all protocol nerds. Eat the rich.

When eating the rich, one must use the pick or fork to spear pieces, and, if provided, dip them into butter.

Spangly A
May 14, 2009

God help you if ever you're caught on these shores

A man's ambition must indeed be small
To write his name upon a shithouse wall

Paladinus posted:

When eating the rich, one must use the pick or fork to spear pieces, and, if provided, dip them into butter.

we want socialism to oppose barbarism, not to loving embrace it. You will keep your knife in the dominant hand in case a bourg walks by, did you learn nothing from Finucane??


Cloud Potato posted:

Evening Standard:


needs a sicko-mogg saying "no ... ha ha *posh braying* ... to the contrary"

Dabir
Nov 10, 2012

what a waste of everyone's time Paul Thomas is

Fearless
Sep 3, 2003

DRINK MORE MOXIE


Dabir posted:

what a waste of everyone's time Paul Thomas is

I appreciate Mac's ability to slice through decency and belch up the most reprehensible poo poo humanly possible. It was efficient to loathe his work, because he so regularly dredged up something freshly vile to piss off the literate reader.

Paul Thomas is but a pale shadow of that. Offensive in his relative inoffensiveness.

V. Illych L.
Apr 11, 2008

ASK ME ABOUT LUMBER

mac's actually a pretty good cartoonist in a way that thomas just isn't

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Mac was 'A Wyatt Mann Presents: Giles'.

Thomas is 'Spot The Wildlife Fun Book - Now With Bland Headlines'.

Rust Martialis
May 8, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 17 hours!

Cloud Potato posted:

Evening Standard:



Needs third panel, burned Mayfly on Ashen flower croaking "nothing has changed"

mrpwase
Apr 21, 2010

I HAVE GREAT AVATAR IDEAS
For the Many, Not the Few


Discendo Vox posted:

I wouldn't ask for it, ofc, but I think I'd enjoy pure prose from squires.

It might not be exactly what you're looking but the Illustrated History of Football might be worth a look. It's got his cartoons and his prose.

Discendo Vox
Mar 21, 2013

We don't need to have that dialogue because it's obvious, trivial, and has already been had a thousand times.

mrpwase posted:

It might not be exactly what you're looking but the Illustrated History of Football might be worth a look. It's got his cartoons and his prose.

tyvm, what a pleasant surprise!

Squalid
Nov 4, 2008

Guavanaut posted:

Ma'am (pronounced mam, as a midlander would say mom/mum) has always been an acceptable address. The American marm has not.
It's all weird, like the acceptable bow to a royal being a 'head bow', which is more like how someone would signal 'alright mate' or some hardboiled PI in a noir film would signal 'yeah, that's him, take him away' than an actual theatre bow.

:raise: "American marm?" Americans don't say marm. At least they don't in this century.

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Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
GWB at a minimum managed to pronounce it with a far longer a than necessary, which caused controversy/amusement among the classes that care.
Maybe that's just Texans/the Bushes.

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