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Leavemywife posted:I did not know that! My job is to develop POS software and its hard to do it with a straight face most of the time
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bell jar posted:My job is to develop POS software and its hard to do it with a straight face most of the time I had to ship chemicals to Koch Knight the other day and I am a child who had to reference the company name constantly that day. https://www.kochknight.com/
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bell jar posted:My job is to develop POS software and its hard to do it with a straight face most of the time Oh you're the fucker
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Len posted:I had to ship chemicals to Koch Knight the other day and I am a child who had to reference the company name constantly that day.
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# ? Mar 15, 2019 04:20 |
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Also pineapple is always sweeter at the bottom.
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# ? Mar 15, 2019 08:53 |
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What?!
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# ? Mar 15, 2019 09:07 |
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It ripens from the base up.
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Torquemada posted:It ripens from the base up. so do i
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Torquemada posted:Also pineapple is always sweeter at the bottom. Yeah but there's no flared base, so I wouldn't risk it.
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# ? Mar 15, 2019 09:49 |
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Electronic Funds Transfer Piece Of poo poo
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# ? Mar 15, 2019 10:56 |
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We ship to them too
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# ? Mar 15, 2019 11:31 |
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Len posted:We ship to them too Good for you, a lot of shippers forget the lube.
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# ? Mar 15, 2019 13:32 |
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Got a tube of this with a motor one time and it's still sitting on my desk because it's hilarious
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# ? Mar 15, 2019 14:25 |
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Nicole Scherzinger (the main member of the Pussycat Dolls) used to be in Days of the New.
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# ? Mar 15, 2019 14:48 |
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bell jar posted:My job is to develop POS software and its hard to do it with a straight face most of the time In a similar vein, I hail from NY, where our state-wide standardized school final exams were called the NYS Regents. Imagine my amusement when I moved to Virginia, where the equivalent is called the Standards of Learning, or SOL for short. Every day I'd drive past the high school where the marquee sign would say stuff my brain would interpret as "Get Ready for poo poo Outta Luck, May 3-17" or somesuch. Newspaper headlines about SOLs are comedy gold for me, too. (There was also a brushless car wash up the street, called TLC : Touchless Loving Carwash. Being a goon who lurked quite a bit before registering, I knew the filters, and it made my brain automatically re-write that as the Touchless loving Carwash every time I drove past it.)
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Until I saw this l thought it was “Strung out on an endless high”. https://twitter.com/bowielyricsbot/status/1106318872259497984?s=21
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Queen Combat posted:That doesn't trigger my trypophoboa, but I'd still rather not be in the same room as it. Didn't know I had that till now. Thanks. Google image search can be awful cursed sometimes.
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Rascar Capac posted:Until I saw this l thought it was “Strung out on an endless high”. strung out like a deuce
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Krankenstyle posted:strung out like a deuce Blinded by the light Strung out like a deuce There's a bathroom on the right
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Ken lee, tu libi dibi douchu.
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Krankenstyle posted:strung out like a douche
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Torquemada posted:Ken lee, tu libi dibi douchu. Ken lee meju more. KEN LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE TU LIBUDIBUDOUCHU! KEN LEEEE! KEN LEE MEJU MORE!
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sorry, my bad
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What I thought was "All Along the Watchtower" by Jimi Hendrix is actually "Locomotion Breath" by Jethro Tull.
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Maigius posted:What I thought was "All Along the Watchtower" by Jimi Hendrix is actually "Locomotion Breath" by Jethro Tull.
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Never try to grab a falling knife.
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Maigius posted:What I thought was "All Along the Watchtower" by Jimi Hendrix is actually "Locomotion Breath" by Jethro Tull.
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Jerry Cotton posted:Never try to grab a falling knife. If you are trying to wash dishes, do not try to grab a butter knife out of another persons hand by the blade end.
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Shifty Nipples posted:If you are trying to wash dishes, do not try to grab a butter knife out of another persons hand by the blade end. Why not, are you afraid of splinters?
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Aww. man. I was gonna make a splinters joke
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# ? Mar 16, 2019 18:59 |
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If we're doing the mondegreen thing, I just found out that the chorus to 'Owner of a Lonely Heart' by Yes is not 'You are the only one', but infact 'Owner of a Lonely Heart'. Also, the group behind 'Roundabout' are the same guys behind 'Owner of a Lonely Heart'.
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Malasadas are real, and not something they just made up for Pokemon Sun and Moon.
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Maigius posted:What I thought was "All Along the Watchtower" by Jimi Hendrix is actually "Locomotion Breath" by Jethro Tull. Not to continue the pile-on here, but I think you'll find it's actually "LocomotiVE Breath".
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Jerry Cotton posted:Why not, are you afraid of splinters? Fatty Crabcakes posted:Aww. man. I was gonna make a splinters joke What, no I've had the palm of my hand cut open because butter knives are still sharp.
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Shifty Nipples posted:What, no I've had the palm of my hand cut open because butter knives are still sharp. *deeply inhales Finnishly*
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Shifty Nipples posted:What, no I've had the palm of my hand cut open because butter knives are still sharp. Where are you from that butter knives are sharp?
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Patrick Spens posted:Where are you from that butter knives are sharp?
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In parts of America, these are referred to as butter knifes, and being serrated, are sharp, even if not extremely sharp. [url] https://www.williams-sonoma.com/m/p...Flatware%20Sets[/url]
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Ok, but I've got one of those on my desk from lunch, and am rubbing it against my hand right now. Somehow blood is not coming out.
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