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Splicer posted:I got the biggest grin on my face at the reveal I did the exact same thing. That was legitimately the high point of this thread for me.
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# ? May 11, 2024 14:05 |
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Bug Warrior fesher you are doing the Lord's work, please continue.
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# ? Mar 14, 2019 16:58 |
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I don't think Whiskey In The Jar is an Irish song. If it was, it'd be "Whiskey In The Stomach".
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# ? Mar 14, 2019 17:37 |
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I love this thread.
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# ? Mar 14, 2019 20:10 |
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My brother I cannot love a cockroach fighter
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# ? Mar 15, 2019 04:16 |
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Sleepytime posted:The saga continues.
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# ? Mar 15, 2019 05:37 |
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Really gotta be amazed at people who'll attack the disabled. Nobody's going to take your side, and they have a long hard stick.
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# ? Mar 15, 2019 08:23 |
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Update from the guy who cheated on his wife with his hot daddy-issues coworkerquote:(still) married cheater goon here Honestly my main objection this whole time has been that you needed to choose, and you did, so if things are going well that's good LOL at the PTA objecting to the presence of a painted harlot at school tho
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# ? Mar 15, 2019 12:31 |
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My only objection to moving in with your side chick is that you've moved in and still consider her your side chick.
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# ? Mar 15, 2019 13:23 |
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Azza Bamboo posted:My only objection to moving in with your side chick is that you've moved in and still consider her your side chick. I think it's just to make the story easier to follow when there are no names. Wife/ex-wife and side piece makes sense to me
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# ? Mar 15, 2019 13:33 |
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loquacius posted:Update from the guy who cheated on his wife with his hot daddy-issues coworker I can 100% see the local suburban moms getting pissy at the sight of cheater goon's hot girlfriend. Sucks that the kids don't get to do cool stuff because their moms feel threatened by his girl.
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# ? Mar 15, 2019 13:34 |
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Azza Bamboo posted:My only objection to moving in with your side chick is that you've moved in and still consider her your side chick. Yeah, I think it's just for the sake of description. He never did give her an alias like in the r/relationships posts.
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# ? Mar 15, 2019 13:35 |
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Azza Bamboo posted:My only objection to moving in with your side chick is that you've moved in and still consider her your side chick. But now they're living... side by side
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# ? Mar 15, 2019 13:37 |
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Rad-daddio posted:I can 100% see the local suburban moms getting pissy at the sight of cheater goon's hot girlfriend. Sucks that the kids don't get to do cool stuff because their moms feel threatened by his girl. Yup, it's the physical manifestation of one of their deepest fears.
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# ? Mar 15, 2019 13:55 |
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It owns that one day your children will be watching a movie or reading and it will randomly pop into your head what you did to their family because you were horny. It might be 5-10 years but man it’ll be a hoot!
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# ? Mar 15, 2019 14:47 |
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loquacius posted:I don't think he's died yet either. I sometimes wondered if he became a brain-damaged vegetable, or stuck in a coma like I was, and what he's dreaming about… Holy poo poo, Bug Warrior supernemesis origin story
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# ? Mar 15, 2019 14:49 |
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Sometimes the side chick Becomes the main lady friend Flawless victory
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# ? Mar 15, 2019 15:34 |
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A haiku by Bust Rodd Horniest father Should have just cut off your dick It’s never too late
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# ? Mar 15, 2019 15:38 |
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# ? Mar 15, 2019 15:38 |
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Bust Rodd posted:A haiku by Bust Rodd good Nocheez posted:I think it's just to make the story easier to follow when there are no names. Wife/ex-wife and side piece makes sense to me True. Apologies if my tone came off as serious earlier, I was trying to convey a congratulations on the goon making this new relationship work.
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# ? Mar 15, 2019 16:07 |
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I just wanted to know what cheater goon did for a living. He lives in California, has a presumably decent house and cars and he gets to bail in the middle of a Friday to suck on his co worker's face. Shits not fair, man. I guess some people just land on their feet.
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# ? Mar 15, 2019 17:04 |
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I can tell you, from experience, that life loving sucks man
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# ? Mar 15, 2019 17:09 |
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Rad-daddio posted:I just wanted to know what cheater goon did for a living. He lives in California, has a presumably decent house and cars and he gets to bail in the middle of a Friday to suck on his co worker's face. Shits not fair, man. Almost 100% odds he's a techie
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# ? Mar 15, 2019 17:15 |
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loquacius posted:Almost 100% odds he's a techie That' what I was thinking. I recall he mentioned something about optics or scientific instruments. I'm tempted to dig up all the cheater goon feshes and compile them for reference.
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# ? Mar 15, 2019 18:44 |
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Rad-daddio posted:That' what I was thinking. I recall he mentioned something about optics or scientific instruments. I'm tempted to dig up all the cheater goon feshes and compile them for reference. A sort of Replete Cheat cheat sheet, if you will.
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# ? Mar 15, 2019 18:51 |
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Jackpot goon: I know you’re reading this. Enjoy it until she says ‘you know I’ve been getting along with my dad’.
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# ? Mar 15, 2019 19:09 |
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I may have told this story before in the thread but my High School sweetheart moved to the same city as I did after she graduated and we stayed in touch. 3 years in she started dating one of the adjunct profs, like a 52 year old guy to her 21-22. Anyways one day she invited me over to check out the “cool loft they were living in while he renovated it” and it was literally just her dad. They looked nearly identical, had the same glasses and beard, spoke in the same cadence, and they were both profs during the day and had lovely night jobs to cover their children’s expenses (his 15 year old son lived with them half the week). I was concerned because the renovations weren’t... going well and while we’re drinking on the roof I was like “so-and-so, as your friend and someone who really cares about you, do you maybe see some similarities between-“ “yes I know, it’s weird, but I love him and he makes me happy.” “Ok so you feel like safe and secure?” “Yes, I’m sure he’s not gonna hurt me, and it’s weird having the kid around because he’s only like 6 years younger than me but we all get along.” Epilogue: a few months later they drive back to our hometown for Thanksgiving so he can meet the family. He steps out of the car, meets her dad, basically shits his pants and gets back in the car, breaking up with her while peeling out. Not sure why I’m thinking of it now though...
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# ? Mar 15, 2019 19:29 |
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Bust Rodd posted:
That's amazing
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# ? Mar 15, 2019 19:34 |
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Bust Rodd posted:
So what was real dad's reaction?
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# ? Mar 15, 2019 19:47 |
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Nissin Cup Nudist posted:So what was real dad's reaction? He also poo poo the boyfriend-dad's pants.
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# ? Mar 15, 2019 19:57 |
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Nissin Cup Nudist posted:So what was real dad's reaction? Let’s just say dinner was quiet
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# ? Mar 15, 2019 20:01 |
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Bust Rodd posted:Epilogue: a few months later they drive back to our hometown for Thanksgiving so he can meet the family. He steps out of the car, meets her dad, basically shits his pants and gets back in the car, breaking up with her while peeling out. Amazing
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# ? Mar 15, 2019 20:54 |
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maybe he was a time traveler
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# ? Mar 15, 2019 23:47 |
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bob dobbs is dead posted:Lauterbach EC, Shiillcutt SD, Phillips DE. Dextromethorphan and dextrorphan as heuristic rapid-acting, conventional, and treatment-resistant antidepressants, with substance abuse considerations. In: Preedy VL, editor. Neuropathology Of Drug Addictions And Substance Misuse. Amsterdam, Netherlands: Academic Press, Elsevier B.V.; 2016. pp. 707–717. I took Dex several times as a kid. It's basically a nightmare trip that begins with taking way too much of some gross pills or even syrup and ends with you under a bush thinking you're in your living room watching tv. It's also not good for you, unsurprisingly. No matter what there's no way someone should be running their own experiments on themselves with Dex trying to cure depression. Like, that's the dumbest idea ever loquacius posted:Posting this anonymously because I don’t want a big red text. I love the current thread about aliens, and have an experience, but I don’t want to share it there because I’m sure I will be mocked. sounds like you had an aneurysm while jerking off. maybe loosen the belt next time RFC2324 posted:Nice thing about meeting someone for coffee is you still get a yummy coffee even if they don't show, so it's impossible not to come out ahead. I think he's more interested in coming out the head than coming out ahead
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# ? Mar 16, 2019 00:22 |
Cheater goon. Your teenagers get along with her because she's loving them.
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# ? Mar 16, 2019 05:44 |
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Play posted:I took Dex several times as a kid. It's basically a nightmare trip that begins with taking way too much of some gross pills or even syrup and ends with you under a bush thinking you're in your living room watching tv. It's also not good for you, unsurprisingly. No matter what there's no way someone should be running their own experiments on themselves with Dex trying to cure depression. Like, that's the dumbest idea ever Dosage in the patient trials is about 1/10 to 1/2 recreational dosage If you down an entire bottle of tylenol you will also die a miserable lingering death. Doesn't mean nobody should use tylenol
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# ? Mar 16, 2019 05:50 |
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D-Pad posted:Cheater goon. Your teenagers get along with her because she's loving them. This does seem pretty likely.
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# ? Mar 16, 2019 15:34 |
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quote:Sorry goons, but this one isn't going to be super interesting like aliens or bug dreams. I'm glad you're having a good time with an interesting person quote:I'm 100% taking a real risk because this confession can only come from one of like 7 people if anyone seriously digs into it. I mean, I feel like I could have told you this and I'm not even really following the case that closely
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# ? Mar 16, 2019 15:42 |
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You think budding sexuality is a struggle? Try masking boners from your dad's hot girlfriend who walks around the house in her undies and is like maybe 5 years older than you. seems fair, those kids will probably have great attitudes about sex and relationships.
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Play posted:I took Dex several times as a kid.
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