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Ataxerxes
Dec 2, 2011

What is a soldier but a miserable pile of eaten cats and strange language?

aphid_licker posted:

Didn't expect the stuff to be anti-nazi what with it being written by what kinda sounds like a nazi, if not a very good one. At best from what it was decribed like itt it seemed like nihilist violence porn and that being less readily available is good.

I don't it was written with an anti-nazi agenda in mind, but they way the nazis are presented in those books sure does them no favours. A bunch of immoral murderous criminals, too stiff necked to understand their empire is falling apart, or sycophants too scared to speak up against the fanatics that run the show. Those books really don't paint a rosy picture of nazi Germany and if they are the first novels someone reads about the Eastern Front of WW2 they do, in my opinion, highlight the horror that it was wihtout pulling punches. In contrast, the sanitized memoirs of higher officers tend to cross over or explain away the horror and misery.

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Comrade Koba
Jul 2, 2007

aphid_licker posted:

At best from what it was decribed like itt it seemed like nihilist violence porn and that being less readily available is good.

Nihlist violence porn is pretty accurate, and IIRC there's also a fair bit of not-so-subtle poo poo about how the Nazis are dumb and bad but the SAVAGE ASIATIC HORDES they're fighting are even worse.

Cyrano4747
Sep 25, 2006

Yes, I know I'm old, get off my fucking lawn so I can yell at these clouds.

Comrade Koba posted:

Nihlist violence porn is pretty accurate, and IIRC there's also a fair bit of not-so-subtle poo poo about how the Nazis are dumb and bad but the SAVAGE ASIATIC HORDES they're fighting are even worse.

So it’s a WH40k novel?

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

FOPTIMUS PRIME

Nebakenezzer posted:

So it the phrase "last ditch effort" of military origin?
probably

https://www.etymonline.com/word/last-ditch

Siivola
Dec 23, 2012

Cyrano4747 posted:

So it’s a WH40k novel?
Basically. There's even a similar number of books.

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

FOPTIMUS PRIME
According to this article, the thing I said a while ago was imprecise: we're not having less sex, we're having fewer sexual partners.

https://ifstudies.org/blog/nine-decades-of-promiscuity

Fangz
Jul 5, 2007

Oh I see! This must be the Bad Opinion Zone!
goddamn milennials ruining fornication

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

FOPTIMUS PRIME

Fangz posted:

goddamn milennials ruining fornication
No, we're fornicating. Marriage rates are way down too.

SeanBeansShako
Nov 20, 2009

Now the Drums beat up again,
For all true Soldier Gentlemen.

HEY GUNS posted:

is there a scholarly work on the ww2 warporn that was slithering around our collective subconscious in the 50s and 60s? cause that poo poo was weird

Man now I want to watch a warspoitation documentary.

The whole SS Deathcamp porn stuff is loving weird and wrong goddamn.

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

FOPTIMUS PRIME

SeanBeansShako posted:

Man now I want to watch a warspoitation documentary.

The whole SS Deathcamp porn stuff is loving weird and wrong goddamn.
you know what's even worse? it was popular in israel. thanks freud but i don't want to go there!!!!!!!

SeanBeansShako
Nov 20, 2009

Now the Drums beat up again,
For all true Soldier Gentlemen.
That is some uh

I don't even know.

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

FOPTIMUS PRIME

SeanBeansShako posted:

That is some uh

I don't even know.
"we are dealing with trauma by turning it into a weird sex thing" is common, i just want nothing to do with it

SeanBeansShako
Nov 20, 2009

Now the Drums beat up again,
For all true Soldier Gentlemen.
I know but still feels off.

It's super weird when you also know how they used sex as a motivation with uniforms and the strangeness of Nazi culture. Feeding a weird beast. Plus the vague concept of somebody associating the piles of corpses of the death camp footage with something like just makes me skin really crawl ugh.

SeanBeansShako fucked around with this message at 14:42 on Mar 15, 2019

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

FOPTIMUS PRIME

SeanBeansShako posted:

I know but still feels off.

It's super weird when you also know how they used sex as a motivation with uniforms and the strangeness of Nazi culture. Feeding a weird beast. Plus the vague concept of somebody associating the piles of corpses of the death camp footage with something like just makes me skin really crawl ugh.
it's so much weirder if it's someone looking at that and thinking that is where my parents came from---but the discourse in my country means i am never allowed to say this

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

HEY GUNS posted:

you know what's even worse? it was popular in israel. thanks freud but i don't want to go there!!!!!!!

meanwhile users from other Middle East countries apparently love Israeli porn sites, though probably more due to Israel being the only country with legal porn studios that will cater to regional niches

Cessna
Feb 20, 2013

KHABAHBLOOOM

SeanBeansShako posted:

It's super weird when you also know how they used sex as a motivation with uniforms and the strangeness of Nazi culture.

It's transgressive leather fetishes all the way down.

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry

Nebakenezzer posted:

Italy made a Japan flight, if they had been bigger or lasted longer I can see them succeeding at frogmen assault NY docks

The real damage would have been however America reacted. The Normandie was neutralized by a fire that IIRC was started by welders making mods to the seized ocean liner, despite the actual chief designer being on the scene, saying "guys, we need to open the sea chocks, let the ship flood so it settles to the bottom. All this firefighter water is gonna make it turn turtle and that's way worse" and everybody ignored him, and the Normandie flops onto its side

Cue a panic about saboteurs

Yeah, I'm not saying its impossible to fly to the States, but its a one-way trip for the frogmen, and the value of saboteurs and public panic is highly questionable.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Alright here's a goofy rear end question for a Friday morning: On TNG, William T. Riker repeatedly turns down promotions and his own command to stay as XO on the Enterprise. Now obviously I know that this is because they aren't going to write a popular character off of a TV show in order to maintain fidelity to modern naval promotion protocols, but what would happen if an irl XO kept doing this? Do officers have that much say regarding their posting? In TNG world it's even more ridiculous after the Borg poo poo goes down, since Riker commanded the ship that basically saved the whole universe and would probably be eligible for the highest decoration possible. Combined with the sudden needs in command level positions following the Wolf 359 debacle, there's no way an irl navy would let a decorated and supremely competent senior officer remain second-in-command right? There's probably no conceivable analog you could make with the modern USN, but getting as close as you could, what would happen to a real life navy officer who acted like Riker?

Ice Fist
Jun 20, 2012

^^ Please send feedback to beefstache911@hotmail.com, this is not a joke that 'stache is the real deal. Serious assessments only. ^^

zoux posted:

Alright here's a goofy rear end question for a Friday morning: On TNG, William T. Riker repeatedly turns down promotions and his own command to stay as XO on the Enterprise. Now obviously I know that this is because they aren't going to write a popular character off of a TV show in order to maintain fidelity to modern naval promotion protocols, but what would happen if an irl XO kept doing this? Do officers have that much say regarding their posting? In TNG world it's even more ridiculous after the Borg poo poo goes down, since Riker commanded the ship that basically saved the whole universe and would probably be eligible for the highest decoration possible. Combined with the sudden needs in command level positions following the Wolf 359 debacle, there's no way an irl navy would let a decorated and supremely competent senior officer remain second-in-command right? There's probably no conceivable analog you could make with the modern USN, but getting as close as you could, what would happen to a real life navy officer who acted like Riker?

I feel like it's kind of like Gene Fluckey when he, very politely, turned down the MoH initially. He got dragged into some top guy's office and told "hey dude this is happening, just accept it."

Also I think Riker eventually became an admiral did he not? My level of Star Trek knowledge is poor at best but he had a cameo in Voyager and I think he was promoted.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

SeanBeansShako posted:

I know but still feels off.

It's super weird when you also know how they used sex as a motivation with uniforms and the strangeness of Nazi culture. Feeding a weird beast. Plus the vague concept of somebody associating the piles of corpses of the death camp footage with something like just makes me skin really crawl ugh.

That's because it is, and I can't stress this enough, weird as loving hell. People are strange I guess

Epicurius
Apr 10, 2010
College Slice
If he kept doing it, he probably would be asked to retire. There are circumstances where an officer can ask for and be granted temporary delays in promotion, but if he did it and kept doing it, it would raise pretty serious questions about his fitness as an officer

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Ice Fist posted:

I feel like it's kind of like Gene Fluckey when he, very politely, turned down the MoH initially. He got dragged into some top guy's office and told "hey dude this is happening, just accept it."

Also I think Riker eventually became an admiral did he not? My level of Star Trek knowledge is poor at best but he had a cameo in Voyager and I think he was promoted.

He's an admiral in at least one of the future flash fowards from various episodes but he doesn't take a command until the books written after the series (WHICH I HAVE NOT READ BECAUSE I'M TOO COOL TO)

Tomoe Goonzen
Nov 12, 2016

"Too paranoid for you?"
"Not me, paranoia's the garlic in life's kitchen, right, you can never have too much."

HEY GUNS posted:

you know what's even worse? it was popular in israel. thanks freud but i don't want to go there!!!!!!!

What the gently caress!!!!

Cessna
Feb 20, 2013

KHABAHBLOOOM

Molentik posted:

Speaking of the Italians in WWII, how were their uniforms?

Not bad over all. They were largely a re-tuning of their WWI uniforms, dropping the high color in favor of an open collar that could be worn with a tie. The design goes back to the early 30's - mostly 1933 - and saw minor changes for wartime economization, but it was a sound design that wore well. It looked a bit dated in comparison to the uniforms of their contemporaries, but all told it was not bad.

Perhaps surprisingly they didn't fall into the pitfalls of ludicrous over-tailoring that plagued the Germans, although their officer's uniforms tended to be a bit too customized and restrictive. The troops still used puttees, which were universally unpopular, but beyond that their basic continental uniform was serviceable and functional.



Their desert uniforms, especially the "sahariana" jacket, were quite good by the standards of the time, based on Italian experiences in Libya and Ethiopia.

PittTheElder
Feb 13, 2012

:geno: Yes, it's like a lava lamp.

zoux posted:

Alright here's a goofy rear end question for a Friday morning: On TNG, William T. Riker repeatedly turns down promotions and his own command to stay as XO on the Enterprise. Now obviously I know that this is because they aren't going to write a popular character off of a TV show in order to maintain fidelity to modern naval promotion protocols, but what would happen if an irl XO kept doing this? Do officers have that much say regarding their posting? In TNG world it's even more ridiculous after the Borg poo poo goes down, since Riker commanded the ship that basically saved the whole universe and would probably be eligible for the highest decoration possible. Combined with the sudden needs in command level positions following the Wolf 359 debacle, there's no way an irl navy would let a decorated and supremely competent senior officer remain second-in-command right? There's probably no conceivable analog you could make with the modern USN, but getting as close as you could, what would happen to a real life navy officer who acted like Riker?

Now that you mention it, I'm curious how many 1-level-junior officers are secretly furious with Riker's decision to do this.

Cessna
Feb 20, 2013

KHABAHBLOOOM

PittTheElder posted:

Now that you mention it, I'm curious how many 1-level-junior officers are secretly furious with Riker's decision to do this.

That was the gist of the Commander Shelby character:

Nebakenezzer
Sep 13, 2005

The Mote in God's Eye

zoux posted:

Alright here's a goofy rear end question for a Friday morning: On TNG, William T. Riker repeatedly turns down promotions and his own command to stay as XO on the Enterprise.

I've always felt Riker saving human civilization from the Borg was cancelled out by Riker losing the Enterprise-D to a scrapyard bird of prey that was just allowed to pound on an unshielded enterprise till it hit the engines because the bridge crew thought they'd try and solve this problem in a completely new way rather than respond normally

Of course, starfleet was fine with Sisko bursting into a diplomatic conference screaming about how Bajor would be devoured by locusts if it joined the Federation

Well, maybe not fine, but they didn't do anything

Jobbo_Fett posted:

Yeah, I'm not saying its impossible to fly to the States, but its a one-way trip for the frogmen, and the value of saboteurs and public panic is highly questionable.

Oh, most definitely. I was just trying to say the USA's reaction to it would probably cause way more damage than anything the frogmen attack could possibly do

Kemper Boyd
Aug 6, 2007

no kings, no gods, no masters but a comfy chair and no socks
One of my distant relatives was a LT in the FDF for like 20+ years, up until the day when he retired. He kept refusing promotions because he wanted to work in the transport training company that was the only Army unit based in his hometown, and didn't want a staff position.

OTOH he's a loving weirdo in general.

C.M. Kruger
Oct 28, 2013

SeanBeansShako posted:

I know but still feels off.

It's super weird when you also know how they used sex as a motivation with uniforms and the strangeness of Nazi culture. Feeding a weird beast. Plus the vague concept of somebody associating the piles of corpses of the death camp footage with something like just makes me skin really crawl ugh.

https://www.timesofisrael.com/when-israel-banned-nazi-inspired-stalag-porn/

quote:

As the grandson of Holocaust survivors, Ari Libsker has long been intrigued by the Shoah’s “graphic and explicit” representation in Israeli culture.

The filmmaker’s memory of Holocaust education revolves around images of naked women, he said. Pupils were regularly shown photos — and sometimes videos — featuring scantily clad or naked women who were either suffering, about to be murdered, or dead.

Whether the photographs were of corpses at Bergen-Belsen, or of women stripping before a mass shooting in Latvia, these images “became the Holocaust” for some children of survivors. Before hearing their own parents’ accounts of what took place in Europe, children were confronted with the most pornographic images imaginable.

“The memory of the Holocaust was made pornographic, with everyone focused on the graphic things and horrors,” said Libsker. “Until today, they want to shock you, and it has become a competition,” he said.

Shoah details had been largely repressed until the 1961 trial of Adolf Eichmann, a key SS organizer of the genocide. For the first time, Israelis heard explicit testimony about Nazi atrocities, including sexual violence. Stalags premiered just before these dramatic radio-broadcast hearings, and the series morphed into a fictional counterpart to weeks of Eichmann-related testimony.

“People were dealing with trauma, and Stalags were something young people used to deal with it,” said Libsker. “Young men were identifying with American soldiers imprisoned in the camps who took revenge,” he said.

Stalag authors pretended their series came from abroad, claiming each copy was “translated fiction.” Attempts to hide the product’s local roots were prudent at the time, considering Israelis’ limited exposure to pornography and the volatile subject. The Stalag market expanded by leaps and bounds, spreading far beyond the central bus station area of Tel Aviv where the first installment premiered in 1961.

They heyday lasted for less than two years, at which point a Stalag called “I was Colonel Schultz’s Private Bitch” featured a Jewish woman as the POW-turned-avenger. This was a stark departure from the usual non-Jewish male as protagonist set-up, and it was a lot for some people to process.

“The story of ‘Colonel Schultz’ was about a Jewish woman captured by a Nazi officer who makes her his dog,” said Libsker. “Then she gets revenge and he becomes her dog,” he said.

“This was the first and only time the hero was a Jew and a woman. The true story under all the Stalags was revealed for the first time,” said Libsker.

Apparently, young Israelis could identify with captured British pilots as stand-in victims, but a Jewish woman in that role prompted a ban on all Stalags forever.

After claims that Stalags were fueling street crime, a court ordered police to confiscate and destroy every copy of “Colonel Schultz.” The series was branded “literary filth,” and Stalags imploded without giving readers a final money-shot.

“As some Israelis who were children and teenagers at the time testify, the Stalags provided sexual titillation in a society that repressed it, and also the illicit thrill of accessing a dark, secret recent past their European-born parents never discussed,” wrote commentator Andrew O’Hehir.

Calling Stalags “a dream-world, midnight version of the Eichmann revelations,” O’Hehir said the series doled out “a Stockholm-syndrome equation of evil with eros, and a juvenile revenge fantasy, all rolled into one.”

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

FOPTIMUS PRIME
behold the human id

Cessna
Feb 20, 2013

KHABAHBLOOOM

“I was Colonel Schultz’s Private Bitch”




I shouldn't even joke about that. I suppose people deal with trauma in different ways.

Cessna fucked around with this message at 18:53 on Mar 15, 2019

Cythereal
Nov 8, 2009

I love the potoo,
and the potoo loves you.
People having a sexual fascination with what they despise is nothing new, sadly. Just look at the sexual undercurrents (and explicit overtones) of racism in the US.

Nebakenezzer
Sep 13, 2005

The Mote in God's Eye

Cythereal posted:

People having a sexual fascination with what they despise is nothing new, sadly. Just look at the sexual undercurrents (and explicit overtones) of racism in the US.

Or your shunned uncle's FB and the AOC

SeanBeansShako
Nov 20, 2009

Now the Drums beat up again,
For all true Soldier Gentlemen.

Cessna posted:

“I was Colonel Schultz’s Private Bitch”




I shouldn't even joke about that. I suppose people deal with trauma in different ways.

Kinkenshamen.

I'm sorry, I'll get my waffenrock.

SlothfulCobra
Mar 27, 2011

Sometimes it feels like there's a horrible Lovecraftian quality of knowledge where you can only seek to understand so much before it starts to taint you and in your understanding you start to sympathize and become one with your subject matter. There's a whole phenomena of people "ironically" liking things but then that irony becoming some midway state of just feeling things out before committing to things.

Not that I'm making any accusations or anything. I sure don't know anything about Israeli porn. I will say that being Jewish doesn't necessarily preclude being a fascist. I wonder if there are professional porn scholars out there, writing essays on what trends in porn mean about ideas as they proliferate throughout our society. Petitioning the Library of Congress to preserve certain porn for posterity.

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

FOPTIMUS PRIME

SlothfulCobra posted:

in your understanding you start to sympathize and become one with your subject matter.
this is literally what happened to me and now i eke out a peripatetic existence, travelling constantly throughout europe, clinging to my unique subculture, shunned by normal society...i sleep with a sword propped up behind my bed...

bewbies
Sep 23, 2003

Fun Shoe
I made it out to Spotsylvania and the Wilderness battlefields this week. They are a very, very different experience from Gettysburg and Antietam.

Anyway it is really cool how the NPS wants to maintain the earthworks visibility as long as they can. They're all still there, and easy to trace:





Back in the day, they looked like this:



Anyway, long story short, Wilderness and Spotsylvania aren't usually given first billing in ACW battles or battles in general but I'm not sure there was a worse spot to be ever than right along those entrenchments in the pic above. It was basically parts of four corps having at one another almost without break for a full 24 hours, which is a thing that doesn't often happen even in the worst of battles.

Cyrano4747
Sep 25, 2006

Yes, I know I'm old, get off my fucking lawn so I can yell at these clouds.

On the other hand I know a lot of Holocaust historians, including one who basically studies trigger pullers the way Hey Guns does mercs and none of them have gone neo Nazi on me.

I think there’s a difference between understanding and adopting.

Cessna
Feb 20, 2013

KHABAHBLOOOM

Studying the Holocaust burned me out. It was just endless pain. It's hard to go home and not drink yourself to death after you've been submerged in it.

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feedmegin
Jul 30, 2008

Cessna posted:

looked a bit dated in comparison to the uniforms of their contemporaries,

To be fair this kind of describes everything about the Italian military. They rearmed just a little too early.

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