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Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Hot take: Fake Sansa's tits are overrated. We peaked with Melisandre.

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big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

Solice Kirsk posted:

Hot take: Fake Sansa's tits are overrated. We peaked with Melisandre.

big nipples big life posted:

in the game of bobs you either win or you win

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

big nipples big life posted:

fake sansa was in season 6 so you couldn't possibly be more wrong.

There used to be like forty tits an episode. One pair a season is nothing.

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



The amount of tits and rapes in game of thrones has always been wildly overstated

tino
Jun 4, 2018

by Smythe

Solice Kirsk posted:

Hot take: Fake Sansa's tits are overrated. We peaked with Melisandre.

Bad pussy and hold her own.

Pump Jockey
Mar 15, 2019

i believe in love

Tom Gorman posted:

Now that's not fair, we got to see the Hound's dick in season 6 so that has to make up for lost time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A42irOkWAkA

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000



Ultra Carp

etalian posted:

Also we can agree that the most hilarious bad fight on the show was with the Sand Snakes.

Was also made even more hilarious because of the height difference between characters.

I think the only problem with that fight was the height difference wasn't big enough...

For a giant to step on people

Torquemada
Oct 21, 2010

Drei Gläser

Solice Kirsk posted:

Hot take: Fake Sansa's tits are overrated. We peaked with Melisandre.

If I was trying to explain tits to an alien civilisation, Mel’s would be the ones I’d put a picture of on the gold record.

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

Torquemada posted:

If I was trying to explain tits to an alien civilisation, Mel’s would be the ones I’d put a picture of on the gold record.

Or you could just lift up your shirt.

Torquemada
Oct 21, 2010

Drei Gläser
Do we have a bazinga smiley, pretend I did that.

Pistol_Pete
Sep 15, 2007

Oven Wrangler

oh dope posted:

Joffrey was a legitimate menace because he was capable of pretty much anything, and poo poo happened when he was around. Tommen was a loving wet fart of a character that did nothing and meant nothing. His death was comical because it was utterly meaningless.

Joffrey's gradual transition from just being a spoiled little poo poo to being a murderous lunatic was great, 'cos it felt like a natural progression.

Tommen always just sucked.

bloom
Feb 25, 2017

by sebmojo
To be fair Tommen jumping out of the window was the funniest scene in the entire show. Sure it might not have been intentionally funny but you gotta take what you can get.

Typo
Aug 19, 2009

Chernigov Military Aviation Lyceum
The Fighting Slowpokes

Pistol_Pete posted:

Joffrey's gradual transition from just being a spoiled little poo poo to being a murderous lunatic was great, 'cos it felt like a natural progression.

Tommen always just sucked.

it's prob because tommen is 8 in the books so D&D had to write him up on their own as a 17 year old and dnd can't write

Big Dick Cheney
Mar 30, 2007

bloom posted:

To be fair Tommen jumping out of the window was the funniest scene in the entire show. Sure it might not have been intentionally funny but you gotta take what you can get.

Close second is Theon's epic speech before he gets knocked out by the Ironborn

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

Got any deathsticks?
The Hound swinging an axe into a guy's dick is up there before he says the man is poo poo at dying.

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

Many of the best moments in the show involve the Hound.

bloom
Feb 25, 2017

by sebmojo
The Hound and Arya being murder buddies was great.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
Shame Arya had to go waste all that time not learning how to be an assassin.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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I'm looking forward to their team up again. And he'll be proud that she (somehow) got stupid good at sword fighting with a stupid small sword and not learning any of the lessons he tried to teach her because the show writers will forget the lesson he was trying to tell her all those seasons ago gently caress it it's to late let's record it nothing matters.

Typo
Aug 19, 2009

Chernigov Military Aviation Lyceum
The Fighting Slowpokes

Big Dick Cheney posted:

Close second is Theon's epic speech before he gets knocked out by the Ironborn

that was great

Ichabod Tane
Oct 30, 2005

A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.


https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4

Who What Now posted:

Shame Arya had to go waste all that time not learning how to be an assassin.

Goofy assassin Arya is really terrible to watch. BEHOLD:

https://youtu.be/4US9QGU2yQI

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Solice Kirsk posted:

Hot take: Fake Sansa's tits are overrated. We peaked with Melisandre.

But it's a bonus since it was tits out of nowhere suprise like in 80s movies.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Glenn Quebec posted:

Goofy assassin Arya is really terrible to watch. BEHOLD:

https://youtu.be/4US9QGU2yQI

God this sucks so much.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Glenn Quebec posted:

Goofy assassin Arya is really terrible to watch. BEHOLD:

https://youtu.be/4US9QGU2yQI

plus her anime fighting style is really dumb especially after she got owned by the Hound.

Milkfred E. Moore
Aug 27, 2006

'It's easier to imagine the end of the world than the end of capitalism.'

Glenn Quebec posted:

Goofy assassin Arya is really terrible to watch. BEHOLD:

https://youtu.be/4US9QGU2yQI

this is loving horrible

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
All brienne has to do is just, like, shove Arya over. Because she's a whole three feet taller than the midget.

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009
Arya murdering the gently caress out of Meryn Trant owned.

On an unrelated note, the Tower of Joy fight scene did a good job of making Arthur Dayne look like a dork who whirls swords around on YouTube.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Who What Now posted:

All brienne has to do is just, like, shove Arya over. Because she's a whole three feet taller than the midget.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_I3Wu_G1YeE

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014


If one of the spin offs isn't just the hound going around doing hound poo poo then hbo is loving up.

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
im still convinced that the only good moments of this piece of poo poo are robert and cercei conversations in season 1.

and melisandre

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQy2A9ZHwTU

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



1 month from today is the day when everyone on earth won't be able to shut the gently caress up about game of thrones. enjoy the quiet while it lasts

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

big nipples big life posted:

If one of the spin offs isn't just the hound going around doing hound poo poo then hbo is loving up.

Not surprising the Hound and Arya's misadventures was pretty good especially the chicken hunting.

The inn brawl is also one of the better fights in the whole thing

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

Got any deathsticks?

DoctorGonzo posted:

im still convinced that the only good moments of this piece of poo poo are robert and cercei conversations in season 1.

and melisandre

That's because Mark Addy was loving amazing as Robert.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Arcsquad12 posted:

That's because Mark Addy was loving amazing as Robert.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_PSx1cMPD2A

Ichabod Tane
Oct 30, 2005

A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.


https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4

From that to this:

https://youtu.be/J6l9oS16S1I

There are so many things wrong with this lovely action sequence. It starts when the waif is chasing Arya and lineback shoves some dude like Arnold does to people in the Terminator.

This poo poo bag show denies the logic that it setup for itself. If syrio forel was in season 7 instead of 1 he would have killed meryn trant with a stick.

Accretionist
Nov 7, 2012
I BELIEVE IN STUPID CONSPIRACY THEORIES
I still hope it'll play out as a global warming allegory.

Westeros is too preoccupied and self-destructive to act on the big picture.

Closing shot looks out across the Narrow Sea. The glacier is a mile high. ~Fin~

Go Team Whitewalker!

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Glenn Quebec posted:

From that to this:

https://youtu.be/J6l9oS16S1I

There are so many things wrong with this lovely action sequence. It starts when the waif is chasing Arya and lineback shoves some dude like Arnold does to people in the Terminator.

This poo poo bag show denies the logic that it setup for itself. If syrio forel was in season 7 instead of 1 he would have killed meryn trant with a stick.

It's probably because the show was better when it focused on the more grounded plots and locations instead of the more fantastical elements.

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Drunken Baker
Feb 3, 2015

VODKA STYLE DRINK
Heh. Nothing personnel, kid.

Not read the books, but was watching some lore videos whilst hungover and those leaks all tie into the dumb prophecies that have been set up by Mel with Rob's glowing red sword. Hahaha. It's so dumb.

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