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MonsieurChoc
Oct 12, 2013

Every species can smell its own extinction.
Here's a joke for you guys:

Canada.

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Another Bill
Sep 27, 2018

Born on the bayou
died in a cave
bbq and posting
is all I crave

MonsieurChoc posted:

Here's a joke for you guys:

Canada.

Whoa look out for this guy he's a regular Jeremy Hotz!

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011

Another Bill posted:

Whoa look out for this guy he's a regular Jeremy Hotz!

I like Jeremy Hotz. :smith:

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

Ron Canada is not from Canada

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008


that fact that that red-faced boomer gently caress walked out of there intact is a damning indictment of every single person there sans the victim

Postess with the Mostest
Apr 4, 2007

Arabian nights
'neath Arabian moons
A fool off his guard
could fall and fall hard
out there on the dunes

Yinlock posted:

that fact that that red-faced boomer gently caress walked out of there intact is a damning indictment of every single person there sans the victim

It's too bad old guy wasn't holding up a vote, Trudeau'd get right in there and elbow drop the fucker in the tit.

DariusLikewise
Oct 4, 2008

You wore that on Halloween?
https://twitter.com/sdbcraig/status/1106350182504058880

canada is a normal, open democractic country and

Dreylad
Jun 19, 2001
we've done a really good job building up institutions to paper over the fact that most of the country is ruled by petty noble families.

Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016
:anime:

Harold Stassen has issued a correction as of 01:03 on Jun 16, 2021

MonsieurChoc
Oct 12, 2013

Every species can smell its own extinction.

Dreylad posted:

we've done a really good job building up institutions to paper over the fact that most of the country is ruled by petty noble families.

Quebec used to be openly ruled by Seigneurs for centuries.

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
lmao that's somehow the least surprising canpol news I've ever read

smoke sumthin bitch
Dec 14, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
this country is openly ruled by a foreign queen in the year 2019

DariusLikewise
Oct 4, 2008

You wore that on Halloween?

smoke sumthin bitch posted:

this country is openly ruled by a foreign queen in the year 2019

i wish she would use her monarchical powers to make your posting better

Hodgepodge
Jan 29, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 213 days!

DariusLikewise posted:

i wish she would use her monarchical powers to make your posting better

Knight of the Order of Lurkemore.

While all titles will be dissolved after the revolution, this one will be swiftly reinstated as the People's Regiment of Diligent Lurkers.

Hand Knit
Oct 24, 2005

Beer Loses more than a game Sunday ...
We lost our Captain, our Teammate, our Friend Kelly Calabro...
Rest in Peace my friend you will be greatly missed..
Give yourself a moment or two to meditate. Set your mind to try determine the worst possible approach to covering the Christchurch nazi attack. Let your soul slip between your cynicisms, brushing up against each and every well-worn pessimism about our liberal class. What's the worst thing they could possibly write? Picture it.

I bet it's not this bad:

https://twitter.com/TorontoStar/status/1106730562440650752

Ansar Santa
Jul 12, 2012


This reminds me of when Al-Qaeda was saying ISIS was too extreme for them

Another Bill
Sep 27, 2018

Born on the bayou
died in a cave
bbq and posting
is all I crave

Hand Knit posted:

Give yourself a moment or two to meditate. Set your mind to try determine the worst possible approach to covering the Christchurch nazi attack. Let your soul slip between your cynicisms, brushing up against each and every well-worn pessimism about our liberal class. What's the worst thing they could possibly write? Picture it.

I bet it's not this bad:

https://twitter.com/TorontoStar/status/1106730562440650752

Ooph

Another Bill
Sep 27, 2018

Born on the bayou
died in a cave
bbq and posting
is all I crave

I know a higher up at Star media and I have half a mind to call him up right now

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Another Bill posted:

I know a higher up at Star media and I have half a mind to call him up right now

do it and tell us what his explanation for this is

Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016
:angel:

Harold Stassen has issued a correction as of 01:03 on Jun 16, 2021

Juul-Whip
Mar 10, 2008

Hand Knit posted:

Give yourself a moment or two to meditate. Set your mind to try determine the worst possible approach to covering the Christchurch nazi attack. Let your soul slip between your cynicisms, brushing up against each and every well-worn pessimism about our liberal class. What's the worst thing they could possibly write? Picture it.

I bet it's not this bad:

https://twitter.com/TorontoStar/status/1106730562440650752

and this from probably the furthest-left major news outlet in the country :smithicide:

Hodgepodge
Jan 29, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 213 days!

Hand Knit posted:

Give yourself a moment or two to meditate. Set your mind to try determine the worst possible approach to covering the Christchurch nazi attack. Let your soul slip between your cynicisms, brushing up against each and every well-worn pessimism about our liberal class. What's the worst thing they could possibly write? Picture it.

I bet it's not this bad:

https://twitter.com/TorontoStar/status/1106730562440650752

This is definitely a "get caught loving one goat" situation.

Another Bill
Sep 27, 2018

Born on the bayou
died in a cave
bbq and posting
is all I crave

The columm comes down by dinner Sunday

Another Bill has issued a correction as of 05:41 on Mar 16, 2019

Moist von Lipwig
Oct 28, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Tortured By Flan

Hand Knit posted:

Give yourself a moment or two to meditate. Set your mind to try determine the worst possible approach to covering the Christchurch nazi attack. Let your soul slip between your cynicisms, brushing up against each and every well-worn pessimism about our liberal class. What's the worst thing they could possibly write? Picture it.

I bet it's not this bad:

https://twitter.com/TorontoStar/status/1106730562440650752

Whatever gas leak they have at the star building either needs to get much smaller or much bigger real fast.

Another Bill
Sep 27, 2018

Born on the bayou
died in a cave
bbq and posting
is all I crave

https://twitter.com/D__T_____/status/1106690698244317184

Jesus fuxking christ this country

Moist von Lipwig
Oct 28, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Tortured By Flan
Hopefully this'll get him put on the SPLC list or something and u of t can finally loving fire his rear end.

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

Another Bill posted:

The columm comes down by dinner Sunday

how does it take three days to pull an article from a website?

https://twitter.com/dril/status/660644922744262656

infernal machines has issued a correction as of 16:34 on Mar 16, 2019

Bilirubin
Feb 16, 2014

The sanctioned action is to CHUG


Hand Knit posted:

Give yourself a moment or two to meditate. Set your mind to try determine the worst possible approach to covering the Christchurch nazi attack. Let your soul slip between your cynicisms, brushing up against each and every well-worn pessimism about our liberal class. What's the worst thing they could possibly write? Picture it.

I bet it's not this bad:

https://twitter.com/TorontoStar/status/1106730562440650752

:wtc:

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.
that loving dipshit is appealing his conviction, his lawyer put out this statement and for some reason The Star decided to print this under the byline "The Canadian Press"

the fact that both the article and the tweet are still up says something about The Star at the very least

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

Hand Knit posted:

Give yourself a moment or two to meditate. Set your mind to try determine the worst possible approach to covering the Christchurch nazi attack. Let your soul slip between your cynicisms, brushing up against each and every well-worn pessimism about our liberal class. What's the worst thing they could possibly write? Picture it.

:rolleyes: pfff.... amateur. Sit down and watch a real master at work.

quote:


https://www.vox.com/2019/3/15/18267077/australian-senator-new-zealand-attack-muslims-immigrants

Sen. Fraser Anning from Queensland put out a statement ostensibly condemning the attacks — but then seized the opportunity to spew incendiary and Islamophobic remarks that echoed the rhetoric of the suspected gunman’s manifesto.

“I am utterly opposed to any form of violence within our community, and I totally condemn the actions of the gunman,” Anning said. “However, whilst this kind of violent vigilantism can never be justified, what it highlights is the growing fear within our community, both in Australia and New Zealand of the increasing Muslim presence.”

The senator claimed “left-wing politicians and media” would blame gun laws and nationalist views, but “the real cause of bloodshed on New Zealand streets today is the immigration program which allowed Muslim fanatics to migrate to New Zealand in the first place.”

bring back old gbs
Feb 28, 2007

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
yeah Anning's letter was the definition of a Galaxy Brain take. Then he got an egg to the back of the head and beat up a 15 year old on live TV

Tochiazuma
Feb 16, 2007

flakeloaf posted:

:rolleyes: pfff.... amateur. Sit down and watch a real master at work.

However

Dreylad
Jun 19, 2001

bring back old gbs posted:

yeah Anning's letter was the definition of a Galaxy Brain take. Then he got an egg to the back of the head and beat up a 15 year old on live TV

that's Australian as gently caress

Seat Safety Switch
May 27, 2008

MY RELIGION IS THE SMALL BLOCK V8 AND COMMANDMENTS ONE THROUGH TEN ARE NEVER LIFT.

Pillbug

bring back old gbs posted:

yeah Anning's letter was the definition of a Galaxy Brain take. Then he got an egg to the back of the head and beat up a 15 year old on live TV

Even the Australian Taxpayers' Alliance turned against him.

https://twitter.com/AusTaxpayers/status/1106685059556241408

Juul-Whip
Mar 10, 2008

https://twitter.com/JIMrichards1010/status/1107087007182979072?s=20

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

7th greatest canadian of all time here folks

Dreylad
Jun 19, 2001
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e9-3RZkzpwM

Another Bill
Sep 27, 2018

Born on the bayou
died in a cave
bbq and posting
is all I crave

vyelkin posted:

7th greatest canadian of all time here folks

Just be thankful he isn't 15 years younger or he'd be in parliament

536
Mar 18, 2019

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

The senility is really kicking in.

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Moist von Lipwig
Oct 28, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Tortured By Flan

if we had the American electoral system he'd be on his third term as pm now

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