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Lazlo Nibble
Jan 9, 2004

It was Weasleby, by God! At last I had the miserable blighter precisely where I wanted him!

Cleretic posted:

There's an episode of Arrow that's about gun control, and it's kind of stunning how blatant it gets about this issue in one episode, tying it to a new-ish character's backstory (who is a minority, funnily enough), and not only doesn't touch it again but also never connects it to the show's main concepts, like how the protagonist is a vigilante with a deadly weapon.
To be fair, the whole “very special episode” vibe is pretty on-brand for the character.

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Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Speedy just needed to slow down.

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Green Lantern watched Speedy do heroin for like an hour, just waiting for Arrow to show up so he can be smug at him. This is why everyone hates Green Lantern.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

FactsAreUseless posted:

Green Lantern watched Speedy do heroin for like an hour, just waiting for Arrow to show up so he can be smug at him. This is why everyone hates Green Lantern.

Seriously he doesn't even have his own apartment.

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

FactsAreUseless posted:

Green Lantern watched Speedy do heroin for like an hour, just waiting for Arrow to show up so he can be smug at him. This is why everyone hates Green Lantern.

Who do you think bought Speedy the drugs?

CaptainViolence
Apr 19, 2006

I'M GONNA GET YOU DUCK

Ghost Leviathan posted:


It's only the brutal satires that could actually work in meaningful messages. Rocko's Modern Life probably prepared us better than anything else.

on point. i hated captain planet as a kid because it talked so far down. rocko may not have planted the seeds of my pro-union environmentalist leanings, but i'll be damned if the episode where he fills in for his boss and turns into a gross greedy monster didn't water the hell out of them, and that recycle song still goes through my head every time i'm putting something in the bin

rocko kicked rear end

burial
Sep 13, 2002

actually, that won't be necessary.
R-E-C-Y-C-L-E, recycle! C-O-N-S-E-R-V-E, conserve. Don’t you P-O-L-L-U-T-E, pollute the river, sky, or sea or else you’re gonna get what you deserve!

Goddamn. I think that’ll be stuck in my brain until the day I die.

Scaramouche
Mar 26, 2001

SPACE FACE! SPACE FACE!

Lazlo Nibble posted:

To be fair, the whole “very special episode” vibe is pretty on-brand for the character.



And to teach him a lesson Ollie made Roy do all of the heroin all at once

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
Of course the superhero doing drugs was called Speedy

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


Cleretic posted:

That episode also ends with an attempt to make both sides happy by passing gun control legislation that's explicitly stated makes it no harder to buy, own, or use guns, so I'm not sure what it actually does. Which in retrospect might be the most realistic part of the entire run of Arrow.
They very carefully didn't say anything at all about it other than that both sides were happy with it. It was a wonderful, magical compromise that solved the problem forever despite making no apparent difference to the number of people running around shooting each other with guns (or bows).

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

burial posted:

R-E-C-Y-C-L-E, recycle! C-O-N-S-E-R-V-E, conserve. Don’t you P-O-L-L-U-T-E, pollute the river, sky, or sea or else you’re gonna get what you deserve!

Goddamn. I think that’ll be stuck in my brain until the day I die.

Recycling day is a very dangerous day!

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Ghost Leviathan posted:

Of course the superhero doing drugs was called Speedy
What's real hosed up is that he wasn't Flash's sidekick and had no speed powers, and I assume that's what drove him to The Needle.

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

Lazlo Nibble posted:

To be fair, the whole “very special episode” vibe is pretty on-brand for the character.



That’s not fair that whole series was about social issues. That is where the Green Arrow leftist characterization comes from as he was made to play of the more conservative Green Lantern.

Toshimo
Aug 23, 2012

He's outta line...

But he's right!

The Merkinman
Apr 22, 2007

I sell only quality merkins. What is a merkin you ask? Why, it's a wig for your genitals!

I would think Green Lantern would be racist against Asians.

I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006

The Merkinman posted:

I would think Green Lantern would be racist against Asians.

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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“Bow twanger” sounds like a racist term

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005



The reason Hal calls him Pie Face is super racist.

"You're an Eskimo? I like Eskimo Pies, I'm going to call you Pie Face!"

Fun fact, in the Ryan Reynolds Green Lantern movie Thomas Kalmaku was played by Taika Waititi.

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

muscles like this! posted:

The reason Hal calls him Pie Face is super racist.

"You're an Eskimo? I like Eskimo Pies, I'm going to call you Pie Face!"

Fun fact, in the Ryan Reynolds Green Lantern movie Thomas Kalmaku was played by Taika Waititi.

Oh, I thought 'pie face' was about the shape of someones features. An episode of Cow and Chicken had them calling a European immigrant(?) 'pie faced' a whole bunch.

Danaru
Jun 5, 2012

何 ??

muscles like this! posted:

The reason Hal calls him Pie Face is super racist.

"You're an Eskimo? I like Eskimo Pies, I'm going to call you Pie Face!"

:ohno:

Edit: VVV holy gently caress I thought that was an exaggeration

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

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Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
Hal Jordan sucks so much so of course he's some at DC's favorite

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!
It should be mention a large part of the team up title is dunking on GL.

Rirse
May 7, 2006

by R. Guyovich
Hal should had stayed dead along with Barry.

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002
I'm still impatiently waiting for my guy gardner movie/series :colbert:

E: it could even star Ryan Reynolds again

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

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oldpainless posted:

“Bow twanger” sounds like a racist term

Please don’t use the b word

burial
Sep 13, 2002

actually, that won't be necessary.
Would you prefer “twang bower” or?

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

The Merkinman
Apr 22, 2007

I sell only quality merkins. What is a merkin you ask? Why, it's a wig for your genitals!

burial posted:

Would you prefer “twang bower” or?
Boomer Kuwanger

WeedlordGoku69
Feb 12, 2015

by Cyrano4747

burial posted:

Would you prefer “twang bower” or?

they generally prefer the term DEAD I AM THE ONE EXTERMINATING SON

Doggles
Apr 22, 2007

Don't forget the time Hal Jordan shacked up with a 13 year old alien!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arisia_Rrab

quote:

After being stationed on Earth with Jordan and confronted with their age difference she subconsciously uses her power ring to age herself so that she and Jordan can be together.

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

LORD OF BOOTY posted:

they generally prefer the term DEAD I AM THE ONE EXTERMINATING SON

Please, that was my father. Call me, DEAD I AM THE RAT FEAST UPON THE CAT

Accordion Man
Nov 7, 2012


Buglord
Thanks to the Justice League cartoon John Stewart seems to have more mainstream clout than Hal, but DC still pushes the racist pedophile.

the holy poopacy
May 16, 2009

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Doggles posted:

Don't forget the time Hal Jordan shacked up with a 13 year old alien!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arisia_Rrab




PYF alien child brides that did not rapidly age well

wizzardstaff
Apr 6, 2018

Zorch! Splat! Pow!

Straight White Shark posted:

PYF alien child brides that did not rapidly age well

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002
My man always gets overlooked :(

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005



It is not a good sign that there are even two examples of this.

Toshimo
Aug 23, 2012

He's outta line...

But he's right!

muscles like this! posted:

It is not a good sign that there are even two examples of this.

Let me tell you about Anime

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!
I actually think that is battle star Galatica which is not anime.

Western Sci fit does love it’s weird child bride tho.

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Stairs
Oct 13, 2004

CharlestheHammer posted:

I actually think that is battle star Galatica which is not anime.

Western Sci fit does love it’s weird child bride tho.

It's Star Trek Voyager.
She was involved with Neelix.
Yeah, that Neelix.

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