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Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

Has any QB played for all 4 teams in a division? Has any other starting player recently? I’m sure some practice squad types probably have.

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latinotwink1997
Jan 2, 2008

Taste my Ball of Hope, foul dragon!


TITTIEKISSER69 posted:

It is FitzMagic's density to succeed TB12 on the Patriots.

I hope he ends his career winning a SB on the patriots.

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
The Dolphins are going to rely on Fitz’s expertise and inside knowledge to find ways to successfully lose to the Jets and Bills.

TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS




latinotwink1997 posted:

I hope he ends his career winning a SB on the patriots.

I would actually cheer for the Patriots should he find himself in that situation

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Fitz is gonna lead the Dolphins to 6 wins and thus out of the running for Tua.

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

Eli will likely make the Hall of Fame

https://twitter.com/FO_VVerhei/status/1107394926910726144

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
Someone joked about Joe Thomas coming back. He's happy enough so it was never going to happen but even if he wanted to...it would take some serious calories:

https://twitter.com/Hawk/status/1107382761294159877

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?
Eli is definitely going to make the hall and also definitely does not deserve it

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Grittybeard posted:

Someone joked about Joe Thomas coming back. He's happy enough so it was never going to happen but even if he wanted to...it would take some serious calories:

https://twitter.com/Hawk/status/1107382761294159877

He can come back as a TE.

Sono
Apr 9, 2008




Diva Cupcake posted:

Has any QB played for all 4 teams in a division? Has any other starting player recently? I’m sure some practice squad types probably have.

49ers legend J.T. O'Sullivan also had stints with the entire NFC North.

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost

Grittybeard posted:

Someone joked about Joe Thomas coming back. He's happy enough so it was never going to happen but even if he wanted to...it would take some serious calories:

https://twitter.com/Hawk/status/1107382761294159877

That’s a good looking man and I hope he enjoys life. Great job getting in awesome shape.

A dog and his man
Jan 24, 2019

by R. Guyovich
I love when big beefy offensive linemen retire and comeback looking stout.

nerve
Jan 2, 2011

SKA SUCKS

Sono posted:

49ers legend J.T. O'Sullivan also had stints with the entire NFC North.

O'Sullivan is the goat

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sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

I had a weird dissociation for a couple pages there and forgot this was a football forum



Kinda hilarious and sad and eye opening when you go from talking about real like stuff like cop crime and death back to "anyway Jacksonville needs to shore up their offensive line if they want Foles to succeed.
But that's why we love this place and everyone in it. Except for, you know

JIZZ DENOUEMENT
Oct 3, 2012

STRIKE!
What’s the tldr backstory on Sherman and Florio and the memo?

swims
May 5, 2014

Waiter, this band keeps shooting pearls at me.

Sono posted:

49ers legend J.T. O'Sullivan also had stints with the entire NFC North.

Just Touchdowns

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

JIZZ DENOUEMENT posted:

What’s the tldr backstory on Sherman and Florio and the memo?

A few agents (6) met with a bunch of players (around 60) to start getting ready for the next CBA negotiations. Florio wrote a story based on a leaked memo that he got hold of saying that it got kind of fiesty. He said the agents were talking down to the players about stuff like the franchise tag and why they should be against it, and the players were like 'no poo poo, we already know that.' There's more, but the gist is the agents were acting like the players didn't know what was in their own best interest. Supposedly the agents also talked about players negotiating their own contracts and why it's a terrible idea, which is where Sherman comes in since he did that.

Sherman says that's not how it went down, Florio says oh yeah let me post the memo. Sherman told him to, and he did. The memo backs up Florio (some parts of his report are ripped directly from it) but doesn't necessarily say that the meetings were as fractious as Florio kind of leads you to believe. The agents didn't make themselves look good but that fact doesn't mean the players are doomed to sign a terrible CBA for them. All the usual reasons are why the players will sign a terrible CBA

Anyway, that's the twitter fight more or less, and this still might be TLDR. The short short version is Florio wrote something, Sherman says that isn't the way it was, and they're fighting.

Grittybeard fucked around with this message at 13:01 on Mar 18, 2019

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

I feel like every retired lineman either loses a ton of weight or gets fat as gently caress. There seems to be very few who kinda stay where they are.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

sportsgenius86 posted:

. There seems to be very few who kinda stay where they are.

Because it takes an insane amount of effort to consume the calories required.

The Dave
Sep 9, 2003

sportsgenius86 posted:

I feel like every retired lineman either loses a ton of weight or gets fat as gently caress. There seems to be very few who kinda stay where they are.


Well their playing shape is the results of multiple fitness/nutrition coaches and is incredibly hard to stay in even during the season.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Consuming over 5,000 calories/day is not easy, especially when you are burning over a 1,000 with your workouts.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Michael Phelps did like 10k calories a day during Olympic training.

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/1107609104116314112

Cash Monet
Apr 5, 2009

One of the more underappreciated players of his generation.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uh1OaSHUX9s

Christ almighty

Slowpoke!
Feb 12, 2008

ANIME IS FOR ADULTS

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Michael Phelps did like 10k calories a day during Olympic training.

Most people don't even make enough money to consume 10K calories worth of healthy food. Or at least they won't after getting fired for spending 2+ hours of their work day eating and pooping.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



https://twitter.com/RobertKlemko/status/1107655749872680961

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

Why would his victim have an instagram? He's 3.

/pedantry

People are awful.

Also, it's becoming more clear that this was kind of a click-baity bullshit article by the Star.

Crunkjuice
Apr 4, 2007

That could've gotten in my eye!
*launches teargas at unarmed protestors*

I THINK OAKLAND PD'S USE OF EXCESSIVE FORCE WAS JUSTIFIED!
That's a pretty drat great way to retire for ngata. What are some other memorable retirement announcements?

Blitz of 404 Error
Sep 19, 2007

Joe Biden is a top 15 president
Vontae Davis at halftime after seeing the Bills offense

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Crunkjuice posted:

That's a pretty drat great way to retire for ngata. What are some other memorable retirement announcements?

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Crunkjuice posted:

That's a pretty drat great way to retire for ngata. What are some other memorable retirement announcements?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uauae4JQ7MY

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!
All I want for Christmas is for Dave Gettlemen to be the Giants' GM forever....

mcmagic fucked around with this message at 16:31 on Mar 18, 2019

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!
Gettleman is having the best press conference.

https://twitter.com/MySportsUpdate/status/1107664340294029313

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.
Don't you dare talk poo poo about my best friend. All this stuff about his microscopic cock and bad odor is bullshit, man. I won't stand for it.

D-LINK
Oct 1, 2007

I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.
Ngata was an absolute terror in his prime

Ghost Dog
Aug 17, 2016

i liked it when he broke big bens nose

Omnikin
May 29, 2007

Press 'E' for Medic

Grittybeard posted:

Someone joked about Joe Thomas coming back. He's happy enough so it was never going to happen but even if he wanted to...it would take some serious calories:

He can come back on some Takanoyama type poo poo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5nX1CDraPo

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Slowpoke! posted:

Most people don't even make enough money to consume 10K calories worth of healthy food. Or at least they won't after getting fired for spending 2+ hours of their work day eating and pooping.

Always poo poo for as long as you can while on the clock.

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

Gettleman is a treasure.
https://twitter.com/Patricia_Traina/status/1107662800137211905

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Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

Codependent Poster posted:

Always poo poo for as long as you can while on the clock.

Boss makes a dollar I make a dime

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