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DaveKap
Feb 5, 2006

Pickle: Inspected.



Dragonstoned posted:

I don't care how much you hate chairs, don't throw them off a loving balcony on to traffic.

Fortunately the dumbass is being charged for it
It's not a gif but she has the winningest lawyer ever holy poo poo

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Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
https://i.imgur.com/FUARgHF.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/3V7QTE1.mp4


Imma shank yo ear

https://i.imgur.com/I9tH0gR.mp4

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Everyone behind this design should be forced by law to only use oversized minons phone cases

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



DaveKap posted:

It's not a gif but she has the winningest lawyer ever holy poo poo


Goons can be lawyers too, why so negative

CollegeCop
Jul 11, 2005

You're right. I'm not a real cop. Those are imaginary handcuffs. And in a minute, we'll be going to the make-believe jail.

That's actually pretty neat.

I bet the Apple branded iPhone version of this is single use, and costs $200 to replace

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
I want an airbag that deploys whenever I attempt to read a really bad post


Wait no

18 Character Limit
Apr 6, 2007

Screw you, Abed;
I can fix this!
Nap Ghost

Karate Bastard posted:

I want an airbag that deploys whenever I attempt to read a really bad post


Wait no

:gas: SomethingAirFill :gas:

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


CollegeCop posted:

That's actually pretty neat.

I bet the Apple branded iPhone version of this is single use, and costs $200 to replace

Some idiot will have that above their head in bed, drop it and puncture their eyeballs.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY



NEED TO KNOW MORE PLZ

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Inzombiac posted:

NEED TO KNOW MORE PLZ

online trolls trying to get people to do some really unsafe poo poo with their feet.
e,content:

LifeSunDeath has a new favorite as of 20:13 on Mar 17, 2019

Veni Vidi Ameche!
Nov 2, 2017

by Fluffdaddy

LifeSunDeath posted:

online trolls trying to get people to do some really unsafe poo poo with their feet.
e,content:


Ah, excellent. A garbage can big enough to fit almost two entire empty Monster energy drink cans, with a bag-seating mechanism which will definitely fail > 90% of the time. Shut up and take my money.

jobson groeth
May 17, 2018

by FactsAreUseless

Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:

Ah, excellent. A garbage can big enough to fit almost two entire empty Monster energy drink cans, with a bag-seating mechanism which will definitely fail > 90% of the time. Shut up and take my money.

That's probably a fortnights garbage for me and too big a bin. The useless contraption part is a joke but if you're creating more rubbish than that in your life you are doing things wrong. Recycle, compost and don't buy poo poo in useless packaging.

Beelzebufo
Mar 5, 2015

Frog puns are toadally awesome


https://i.imgur.com/fv4Ex45.gifv

https://i.imgur.com/VvlBXqi.gifv

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



https://i.imgur.com/TR1zZwF.gifv

kalensc
Sep 10, 2003

Only Trust Your Respirator, kupo!
Art/Quote by: Rubby

DaveKap posted:

It's not a gif but she has the winningest lawyer ever holy poo poo


Forget young Hans Moleman, how does a 19-year-old have Robert Z'Dar (RIP) face.

jobson groeth
May 17, 2018

by FactsAreUseless

kalensc posted:

Forget young Hans Moleman, how does a 19-year-old have Robert Z'Dar (RIP) face.

Cheap cosmetic surgery.

ante
Apr 9, 2005

SUNSHINE AND RAINBOWS
Definitely botox. Weird how often you see it on young people once you're looking out for it

Sandpuppy
Jun 16, 2012

Social Abscess
of the
Universe
https://i.imgur.com/n10VYMA.mp4

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

ante posted:

Definitely botox. Weird how often you see it on young people once you're looking out for it

Rich and famous people get botox and look all hosed up and puffy.

Young people wish to look like famous people therefore want to look all hosed up and puffy.

Rich people look at young people, think, "Wow, my hosed up and puffy face looks young."

The circle of hosed up and puffy life continues.

Dillbag
Mar 4, 2007

Click here to join Lem Lee in the Hell Of Being Cut To Pieces
Nap Ghost

kalensc posted:

Forget young Hans Moleman, how does a 19-year-old have Robert Z'Dar (RIP) face.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
I'll just put little squares of black electrical tape on my face instead.

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



https://i.imgur.com/zBsZyza.gifv

Bad Munki
Nov 4, 2008

We're all mad here.



“My bottle is augmented”

Ghostpilot
Jun 22, 2007

"As a rule, I never touch anything more sophisticated and delicate than myself."
https://twitter.com/paarsec/status/1107653125433950208

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/jburnmurdoch/status/1107552367795412992

unfinite crisis
Sep 14, 2004

Inzombiac posted:

Some idiot will have that above their head in bed, drop it and puncture their eyeballs.



:ohdear:

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
Why is he taking a picture of a baby with a 2001 flip phone?

Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

Because that gif is so old that kid is probably in high school by now

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Is that how you vaccinate folks?

RaySmuckles
Oct 14, 2009


:vapes:
Grimey Drawer

Away all Goats posted:

Because that gif is so old that kid is probably in high school by now

more likely the grave

Veni Vidi Ameche!
Nov 2, 2017

by Fluffdaddy

Don't skip grip day.

marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me


gently caress happened to make Vijayanagar drop off the list entirely? It goes from second place to third and then is gone entirely, while the cities below it remain more or less the same.

marshmallow creep has a new favorite as of 03:17 on Mar 20, 2019

TheFatTubist
Feb 2, 2007

marshmallow creep posted:

gently caress happened to make Vijayanagar drop off the list entirely? It goes from second place to third and then is gone entirely, while the cities below it remain more or less the same.

Looks like it was political upheaval. The empire broke apart into smaller portions so it just basically ceased to exist

Fearless_Decoy
Sep 27, 2001

You shall all soon witness the power of my Tragic 8-Ball!

marshmallow creep posted:

gently caress happened to make Vijayanagar drop off the list entirely? It goes from second place to third and then is gone entirely, while the cities below it remain more or less the same.
Wiki says it got sacked, burned, and left in ruins.

Roblo
Dec 10, 2007

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

Fearless_Decoy posted:

Wiki says it got sacked, burned, and left in ruins.
Yeah that'll do it :(

a forbidden love
Apr 28, 2005

"It was never meant to beep boop be"

18 Character Limit posted:

:gas: SomethingAirFill :gas:

My airbag just deployed a thousand times.

His Divine Shadow
Aug 7, 2000

I'm not a fascist. I'm a priest. Fascists dress up in black and tell people what to do.
Swedish kebab pizzas.





e: another one

His Divine Shadow has a new favorite as of 10:46 on Mar 20, 2019

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
I've never seen someone more excited over doner meat in my life. And I've seen stoned and drunk as hell sixteen year olds order gyros.

Aramoro
Jun 1, 2012




marshmallow creep posted:

gently caress happened to make Vijayanagar drop off the list entirely? It goes from second place to third and then is gone entirely, while the cities below it remain more or less the same.

They lost a war and the city was destroyed. Personally I find some of these things just hard to comprehend, a colossal city like taht just gone along with all it's peoples.

Niani in Guinea is like that, at the height of the Mali empire it was home to 100,000 people as the Capital, it had temples, universities the works. Now, it's a village again.

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dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️

His Divine Shadow posted:

Swedish kebab pizzas.





e: another one


Wanna gently caress that pizza.

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