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McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005






no chieftains no shamans

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World War Mammories
Aug 25, 2006


we see tribe member in hole. he not want climb out hole. we piss in hole

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018
Me eat mushrooms grow on foot rag on cave floor.

redm
Feb 20, 2016


Sugartime Jones

HugeGrossBurrito posted:

Me eat mushrooms grow on foot rag on cave floor.

me am eat mushroom growing in the car it just another tuesday

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018
Me hide under tiger when long hand cave woman come to cave.

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018
Pink cave tie me up for part of day, make fun of Oog, let me go then tie me up again! Oog regret writing on pink cave wall.

redm
Feb 20, 2016


Sugartime Jones
i havent actually been able to follow anything you guys have been trying to say for the past several pages because yall are just straight up mixing a lot of normal english with disjointed words and you just sound like really stupid people instead of actual cavemen so I'm gonna bail sorry hope you guys enjoyed my rust stories :sax:

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
Old shaman way eat magic mushroom:
catch deer, but NOT kill deer, keep deer in cave
feed deer mushroom instead of eat mushroom
when deer piss drink deer piss
let go deer.

mushroom deer piss give shaman powers and not get sick! :cave101:

redm
Feb 20, 2016


Sugartime Jones

SniperWoreConverse posted:

Old shaman way eat magic mushroom:
catch deer, but NOT kill deer, keep deer in cave
feed deer mushroom instead of eat mushroom
when deer piss drink deer piss
let go deer.

mushroom deer piss give shaman powers and not get sick! :cave101:

quoting posts is good way to indicate who you are trying to talk to fyi

redm
Feb 20, 2016


Sugartime Jones
me post twice because reasons

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
give chief leaves
shaman say chief need leaves for neck
more than ten leaves!

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸
Ogg bring cave woman back to cave. Woman ask why Ogg live in cave under parent cave? Ogg tell woman Ogg parent live in cave above Ogg cave. Not same!

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
*shakes Neanderthal skeleton* you try mushroom piss!?

StupidSexyMothman
Aug 9, 2010

redm posted:

me post twice because reasons

box to repeat not box to fix

ninjoatse.cx
Apr 9, 2005

Fun Shoe
Org no know how build boat. Org hope Org help

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
Me nooga, you try special piss?


Make change: angry! Me not first

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Me big. Me bad. Me want eat. Me want gently caress. Me want to chisel very long post onto rock, but limited vocabulary and many jokes not invented yet.

redm
Feb 20, 2016


Sugartime Jones
insert vague language about nothing here

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

redm posted:

insert vague language about nothing here

Poster not drink mushroom pee, not enlightened like other cavemen

redm
Feb 20, 2016


Sugartime Jones

HugeGrossBurrito posted:

Poster not drink mushroom pee, not enlightened like other cavemen

people trying to speak like cave people don't know how to express things without a lot of really complicated words that cave people probably wouldnt know

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HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

redm posted:

people trying to speak like cave people don't know how to express things without a lot of really complicated words that cave people probably wouldnt know

Oog wonder if this caveman really like Sonic and trains

Grevling
Dec 18, 2016

Me no like thread. Lack realistic palaeolithic vocabulary.

redm
Feb 20, 2016


Sugartime Jones

Grevling posted:

Me no like thread. Lack realistic palaeolithic vocabulary.

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT
*types in a series of grunts and whistles*

Nic Cage dick cage
Jun 23, 2009

Lipstick Apathy
Magical man bring water trapped in magic bubble. If me capture spirit of magical man in cave pictures he bring more waters in magic bubbles.

redm
Feb 20, 2016


Sugartime Jones

Hometown Slime Queen posted:

*types in a series of grunts and whistles*

nice superficial understanding of the point i was trying to make

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018
*is Neanderthal*

* talks in super hosed up high pitched voice*

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT

redm posted:

nice superficial understanding of the point i was trying to make

ungh ongh hrrrrrrf hrf hrf grrrnnghghgh *fart*

dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

The Spirit
of Maynard

:catdrugs:

redm posted:

i havent actually been able to follow anything you guys have been trying to say for the past several pages because yall are just straight up mixing a lot of normal english with disjointed words and you just sound like really stupid people instead of actual cavemen so I'm gonna bail sorry hope you guys enjoyed my rust stories :sax:

make one line on cave wall, go out

redm
Feb 20, 2016


Sugartime Jones

HugeGrossBurrito posted:

*is Neanderthal*

* talks in super hosed up high pitched voice*

could this be the real pewdipie?!!??!?1

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva

HugeGrossBurrito posted:

*is Neanderthal*

* talks in super hosed up high pitched voice*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o589CAu73UM

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
seriously watch this goddamn thing I laugh every time

redm
Feb 20, 2016


Sugartime Jones

gently caress :rip: ill leave now

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT

SniperWoreConverse posted:

seriously watch this goddamn thing I laugh every time

Elliot my neanderthal boyfriend. He give me big Rs.

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva

Hometown Slime Queen posted:

Elliot my neanderthal boyfriend. He give me big Rs.

dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

The Spirit
of Maynard

:catdrugs:
Taglines: The Crazed Love of a Prehistoric Giant for a Ravishing Teenage Girl! See more »

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0055946/?ref_=nv_sr_1

Xaintrailles
Aug 14, 2015

:hellyeah::histdowns:

redm posted:

gently caress :rip: ill leave now

Try to poo poo on cave wall, get poo poo on self.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Father rut with men. *grunt and shrug*

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

redm posted:

nice superficial understanding of the point i was trying to make

Why are you trying to make points in this thread? Just let people have fun.

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Captain Blaargh
Apr 27, 2007

Yeah yeah yeah. How about some Scotch whiskey? You got any of that around here, or just a bunch of nonsense words?

Snuffman posted:

yous was better. :shobon:

Blaargh appreciate kind grunts. Wish you many buffalo fell with spear of stone and many shiny rocks in cave.

redm posted:

people trying to speak like cave people don't know how to express things without a lot of really complicated words that cave people probably wouldnt know

Blaargh use references early cultures not cavemen approximating ideas cavemen. Also use popular representation early humans from mass market media further carry joke like Captain Caveman and Flinstones. Big words humorous juxtaposition.

Me give you point though. Blaargh from now on post only by pedantic pitched grunting to sky by firepit in woods. Magic internet box full only of angry air spirits anyway.

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