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they weigh the plane before it takes off to make sure theres enough fuel so if you eat a big meal inflight you can tip the scale enough to cause a crash and kill everyone so eat sparingly
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If everyone gets a boner at the same time the plane will become unbalanced and it will crash.
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Mar 19, 2019 05:59
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If you take enough poops on plane and they're jettisoned the plane can go further but if you do it too much you'll leave earths gravity
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Mar 19, 2019 06:00
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punchymcpunch posted:they weigh the plane before it takes off to make sure theres enough fuel so if you eat a big meal inflight you can tip the scale enough to cause a crash and kill everyone so eat sparingly Wait is this food being delivered by a second plane or something
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Mar 19, 2019 06:06
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Scathach posted:Wait is this food being delivered by a second plane or something No it's just some people gain more weight when they eat
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Mar 19, 2019 06:09
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Push El Burrito posted:If everyone gets a boner at the same time the plane will become unbalanced and it will crash. Only if its all on one side. 
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Mar 19, 2019 06:13
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Literally Esoteric posted:No it's just some people gain more weight when they eat But the food is already on the first plane and accounted for. Naturally if it changed the overall weight someone would have to deliver it in the sky.
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Mar 19, 2019 06:18
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Scathach posted:But the food is already on the first plane and accounted for. Naturally if it changed the overall weight someone would have to deliver it in the sky. I think you'll find that people get heavier when they eat food therefore if only one half of the plane eats food, the plane becomes unbalanced and crashes. This is why airlines are legally required to offer meals to both sides of the plane
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Mar 19, 2019 06:22
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Auschwitz_bombing_debate
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Mar 19, 2019 06:25
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They should put the plane on a treadmill if it needs to lose weight to take off
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Mar 19, 2019 06:27
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Huh. That’s actually interesting.
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Mar 19, 2019 06:29
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Yeah I've been weighed for flights in little puddle-jumper planes. Also, I've been eyeballed and the ground staff guy (who also ended up being the pilot) would go "yeah you're a decent size lad, if you sit just behind me that'll be fine". The kind of flight where the in-flight catering is a tepid cooler full of XXXX Gold behind the pilot's seat.
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Mar 19, 2019 07:04
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Gromit posted:I've only ever been weighed once for a flight and that was out of a bumfuck tiny town in central Queensland where you all stand in a shed waiting for the plane to land and security is the dog running about the plastic tables outside hoping to scrounge a chip. Did you give the dog a chip?
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Mar 19, 2019 07:31
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Once in Connecticut they took all the fatties to one side and put them on a different plane. After they sat them on the tarmac for a few hours they let them off and told them you're now in Boston. And nobody noticed any difference!!!  lol
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Mar 19, 2019 08:24
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Long live the new flesh.
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Mar 19, 2019 10:23
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I'm glad we managed to nip that derail of people posting their Flesh-Eater name in the bud. 
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Mar 19, 2019 12:14
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I once got up in a nearly empty plane to go talk to my friend sitting across the aisle and the whole plane loving exploded.
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Mar 19, 2019 12:38
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Note to self: bring empty carry-on bag, fill up with heavy poo poo at the airport gift shop before boarding.
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Mar 19, 2019 13:05
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Bees on Wheat posted:Note to self: bring empty carry-on bag, fill up with heavy poo poo at the airport gift shop before boarding. You and your terroristical friends buy all the tickets, the whole plane full of your dudes. Everyone does the "bring empty bag, buy tons of heavy poo poo in the gift shop" thing to make the plane super over weight. As a result the plane crashes in the ocean. Perfect unbeatable method!
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Mar 19, 2019 13:09
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As the plane was nosediving into a mountain I broke into the pilot's cabin and lol'd "git gud n00bs"
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Mar 19, 2019 13:16
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Dashcon in the wild
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Mar 19, 2019 13:24
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The best part is that if you and your dudes change your minds, you can just drink the gift shop booze to empty the bottles and lighten the plane.
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Mar 19, 2019 13:25
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the plane in lost crashed cos jack drank that bottle of airplane vodka
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Mar 19, 2019 13:38
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KozmoNaut posted:You and your terroristical friends buy all the tickets, the whole plane full of your dudes. Is this you? 
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Mar 19, 2019 14:10
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Mar 19, 2019 14:47
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Nice. That's a deep cut.
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Mar 19, 2019 14:54
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Shifty Nipples posted:I never considered that but it makes so much more sense than "your phone can make the plane fall out of the sky". That is, a cellphone causing communications interference. That also isn't the case, otherwise they'd have to make it so there aren't any cell towers within miles of any airports. The amount of power a phone puts out is nothing compared to a tower. Also they use different frequencies for all of that stuff for a reason.
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Mar 19, 2019 15:00
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Internet Wizard posted:That also isn't the case, otherwise they'd have to make it so there aren't any cell towers within miles of any airports. The amount of power a phone puts out is nothing compared to a tower. Was the case. Put your cellphone near your computer speakers and you get a bunch of static/noise when data/calls happen. That's not happening because of a nearby cell tower power level. Proximity. Obviously heavy handed but that's what the policy was put in place for, people's cellphones possibly causing interference with aviation comms equipment. And I also know for a fact it does it despite using different frequencies because I used to leave my phone by the radios in the control tower and it'd cause the same interference as it does your computer speakers and the pilots would joke knowing you aren't supposed to have your phone on in the tower. While they relaxed the rules in the aircraft since you aren't close enough to actually cause the pilot trouble with your phone the rules still exists at air traffic control facilities.
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Mar 19, 2019 18:06
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Also, one of the former members of the Misfits is called Graves, dumbass.
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Mar 19, 2019 18:13
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Mar 19, 2019 18:50
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PaulBearer posted:Also, one of the former members of the Misfits is called Graves, dumbass. It's called a joke homie, we like to toss em around every now and again on these dead gay comedy forums 
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Mar 19, 2019 20:59
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PaulBearer posted:Also, one of the former members of the Misfits is called Graves, dumbass. Or "Gravey"...as he liked to be called Prokhor Zakharov posted:It's called a joke homie, we like to toss em around every now and again on these dead gay comedy forums
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Mar 19, 2019 21:29
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BiggerBoat posted:Or "Gravey"...as he liked to be called Are you sure you're not thinking of The Misfits cover band The Misfats?
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Mar 19, 2019 21:56
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Bombadilillo posted:If you think bag weights are for safety. Wow. They actually are on small flights. A former boss of mine died because the plane took on too much weight and crashed. It was a small 5-10 set Cesna, not a big jet.
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Mar 19, 2019 22:52
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It's definitely a concern, those smaller single prop planes can hardly carry any luggage at all if you fill them with passengers. Most airlines still don't make you weigh your carry-on bag though, so you can easily fill it with bricks as long as it still fits in the overhead compartment.
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Mar 19, 2019 22:58
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osmium bricks
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Mar 19, 2019 23:01
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Memento posted:Yeah I've been weighed for flights in little puddle-jumper planes. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HRJpRu2RsSs
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Mar 19, 2019 23:08
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Planes aren't actually flying. The earth is retreating away from them.
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Mar 19, 2019 23:21
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Sponge Baathist posted:Are you sure you're not thinking of The Misfits cover band The Misfats? No, the other The Misfits cover band The Massfits
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Internet Wizard posted:That also isn't the case, otherwise they'd have to make it so there aren't any cell towers within miles of any airports. The amount of power a phone puts out is nothing compared to a tower. I thought it wasn't actually about interfering with plane communications but more about planefulls of cell phones trying to connect to and overwhelming swathes of towers at hundreds of miles per hour.
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