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Shaman say he need more leaf for new back Me not know but shaman have hole in head so spirit come in tell how fix back. I trust expert
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(14, HGH [Hunter Gatherer Husband] and DCW [Dear Cave Wife] 13). Been with cave wife for 3 moons cycles and love life get stale like last weeks mammoth. Want more excitement like when hunt mammoth. Think of open relationship where i can club new cave women and she can be clubbed by new cave men? Don't see why bad.
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Mar 19, 2019 23:39
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Who What Now posted:Me hear that Great Chief Lowtook want move tribe to new valley with new caves. But him no do anything since mammoth step on him back. Caveforo come soon, any moon now.
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Mar 19, 2019 23:45
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Me hear Chief Lowtook have him shiny rock basket tribegoons can fill each Moon. Maybe enough he pay shaman spirit quest new back and caves.
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Mar 19, 2019 23:53
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I ask shaman how many drawings fellow caveman has, and shaman says caveman has drawn negative cave drawings. How caveman draw less drawings than no drawings?
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Mar 20, 2019 00:09
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Look out a sabertooth fiesta cat!!!! lol SA image macro, sweet.
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Mar 20, 2019 00:17
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Hardawn posted:Look out a sabertooth fiesta cat!!!! lol SA image macro, sweet. dank cavememes
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Mar 20, 2019 00:23
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Cavemate stop move two suns ago -- went on bison hunt sunset before. Me should eat cavemate bisonmeat?
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Mar 20, 2019 00:45
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Statutory Ape posted:dank cavememes Careful of dank cave, cavefriend. Bad mushroom grow in dank cave
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Mar 20, 2019 00:46
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Ada posted:Careful of dank cave, cavefriend. Bad mushroom grow in dank cave That's your father, and stay away from his dick!!!!!!
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Mar 20, 2019 00:47
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wooly mammoth is chonky boy.
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Mar 20, 2019 01:28
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Swipe woman right with a club at the tindering cave, give rocks for mammoth meat, but she say I like spirit totems too much. I only have ten tens of tens of totems in my cave, still wrapped in leaves. Me no play with totems. Woman dumb.
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Mar 20, 2019 02:28
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redm posted:nice brain idiot Me sorry to you and Paladinus. For both filthy post on clean rock and for entire posting career.
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Mar 20, 2019 02:58
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Me am not some Hobbesian nightmare of self interest, but me also not perfect Rousseau dreamworld, me is very confused
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Mar 20, 2019 03:15
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Chief tell me smash rock to make pointed rock, instead me make cave drawing at goon cave. Chief not know me no do work all day, CaveCrew
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Mar 20, 2019 03:40
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Hell Yeah posted:wooly mammoth is chonky boy. OH ELDERS HE STOMPIN
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Mar 20, 2019 04:04
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me give thread more than three star no know number, not invetned yet
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Mar 20, 2019 04:27
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Me import shaman berries from far-far East tribe. Me make make shaman berry juice. Me drink one sip, far-far tribe warn very strong! Make powerful spirit time visions! Me make cave painting of berry time soon.
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Mar 20, 2019 04:38
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Me take red berry. me learn some elders say "berry paste" when they mean dark ritual with young. Me learn from pale man looking things from deepest part of cave.
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Mar 20, 2019 04:46
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Sun move in sky only little. Me feel funny. Me laugh at fire and sky. Me try club chief and wrestle mountain lion. Tree of Elders speak to me and say me skin full of spiders and EVIL SPIRITS inside Torg.
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Mar 20, 2019 04:49
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Tribe leader Lowtook bring strange juice from far east, but to try tribe must get from Lowtook! Am wary now of Lowtook, he must want shiny rock.
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Mar 20, 2019 05:19
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Leroy Dennui posted:Talk and mountain-tribe music me not like - all else music good. mountain tribe man name Honk maked good music next Honk not maked good music three times Honk after maked good music again ~~~~~~~~ here music mountain tribe gorg jone well me pull outta lascaux rolling down that olduva gorge i got my aurochs wound up and he runnin like never before there's a tarpit ahead alright and there ain't a saber tooth in sight six moons on trail and me gonna sleep my cave tonight me got ten sharpened sticks and a big old mammoth hide me eat them little red nuts and eyes stay open wide me just go by gnu and maybe wildy beest too six moons on trail and me gonna sleep my cave tonight it six moon since zug zug cavegirl ooh ooh i could zug my aurochs but me not do like you i no reach without rock on to stand so i just use two hand six moons on trail and me gonna sleep my cave tonight (break for banging sticks on rocks and rocks together) zug you and dead tribe is out on hunt tonight they kill my auroch and me too my meat they bite but no scare my trail i hide i go through swamp at low tide six moons on trail and me gonna sleep my cave tonight my aurochs old but he still run fast fast fleet if he no run he know me kill and eat i see a hill my cave other side now i feel good inside six moons on trail and me gonna sleep my cave tonight six moons on trail and me gonna sleep my cave tonight dee eight fucked around with this message at 06:05 on Mar 20, 2019 |
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Ada posted:Tribe leader Lowtook bring strange juice from far east, but to try tribe must get from Lowtook! Am wary now of Lowtook, he must want shiny rock. Haha, Lowtook no sell juice! Now him owe many shiny rocks! Wait? Why him closing up all caves?
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Mar 20, 2019 05:23
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Shaman berry juice very strong me drink rest though. Me can handle it!
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Mar 20, 2019 05:29
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here's my fav caveman related album: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LUgpSZ2XYpE
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eEep67akIn4 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPGEqPXstew
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Mar 20, 2019 06:29
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Me wek up in strang cave many valleys frpm tribe. Me haaaave big-big headache. M e hav trade all shiny rocks fo o o or giant ground sloth skin drums. Many drmms,, Very large. Mee think Torg foot insode o ne drummm.! Cavegoons, help!
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Mar 20, 2019 06:56
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i poo poo my loin cloth
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Mar 20, 2019 07:01
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at shatman hut. lost fingat
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Mar 20, 2019 07:48
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Me try take long walk. Collect many rocks from friends. Put them in small wheel-machine to hold. Thousand of rocks. Am ready! It very hard take a walk. Rocks heavy. Wheel technology not perfect yet. Me stop.
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Mar 20, 2019 07:51
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dee eight posted:mountain tribe man name Honk maked good music song is good
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Mar 20, 2019 07:55
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repost from the cave painting thread
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Mar 20, 2019 08:12
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Me make small human, but first me give many, many rocks to buy pelts when me go see Kids in the Cave reunion tour. Also, me mate no want eat green food plants because he die. Maybe. Me not know for sure.
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Mar 20, 2019 08:21
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Cave mate fall asleep in sweatlodge- found him mushrooms. can take?
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Mar 20, 2019 08:40
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alpaca diseases posted:Cave mate fall asleep in sweatlodge- found him mushrooms. can take? probably can not sure if should cuz why
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Mar 20, 2019 08:53
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Me have idea. You give five handfuls of berries every moon, me tell story make fun of big chief around fire. You give 10 handfuls of berries me make you funny loincloth.
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Mar 20, 2019 10:46
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Grevling posted:Me have idea. You give five handfuls of berries every moon, me tell story make fun of big chief around fire. You give 10 handfuls of berries me make you funny loincloth. me have idea go outside and hunt
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Mar 20, 2019 11:00
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McSpanky posted:OH ELDERS HE STOMPIN
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chungus hunt work! tribe eat chungus! shell make good hut, but me chop tail. Maybe you think me dumb but me get MEGA CLUB 
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Smash mouth eat the eggs SMASH MOUTH
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