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New sex move, probably pro-tier: the Cold Hardee's Buy your gf Hardee's and then drive around in the car until the fries are really cold then give them to her and tell her to microwave them
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hamjobs posted:New sex move, probably pro-tier: the Cold Hardee's tried it, did the sex before the microwave was finished heating the fries. I rate it 10/10 pro tier sex move
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# ? Mar 18, 2019 19:52 |
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Dick Bastardly posted:tried it, did the sex before the microwave was finished heating the fries. I rate it 10/10 pro tier sex move Did you 666?????
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# ? Mar 18, 2019 19:54 |
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they say you used to be able to do the konami code w your dick when you do sex (with slapping each butt cheek for a and b and tweaking each nip for start and select) and it would let you do 99 (max value) full size skeet pumps when you cum but i wouldnt try it today, sinde ever since contra 2 came out if you try it you lose youe boner instantly |
# ? Mar 18, 2019 19:57 |
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Bluedeanie posted:they say you used to be able to do the konami code w your dick when you do sex (with slapping each butt cheek for a and b and tweaking each nip for start and select) and it would let you do 99 (max value) full size skeet pumps when you cum but i wouldnt try it today, sinde ever since contra 2 came out if you try it you lose youe boner instantly woah this is good information thakn to u
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# ? Mar 18, 2019 20:18 |
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hamjobs posted:Did you 666????? If by that you mean the devil's lettuce, then yes absolutely
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# ? Mar 19, 2019 00:14 |
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Dick Bastardly posted:If by that you mean the devil's lettuce, then yes absolutely He'll yeah brother
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# ? Mar 19, 2019 02:37 |
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put a pinch of sage in your vagina and all night long a spicy scent is your reward |
# ? Mar 19, 2019 04:45 |
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Bluedeanie posted:they say you used to be able to do the konami code w your dick when you do sex (with slapping each butt cheek for a and b and tweaking each nip for start and select) and it would let you do 99 (max value) full size skeet pumps when you cum but i wouldnt try it today, sinde ever since contra 2 came out if you try it you lose youe boner instantly I learned this from experience unfortunately. My wife and her boyfriend were doing the dirty harry and my wife's boyfriend was about to conclude when he tried to use the konam kode. That was the big mistake because, as you mentioned, his dinky doo became the flaccid doo and he began peeing on her. But he ended up getting ice cream for us an an apology so it's cool. |
# ? Mar 19, 2019 05:09 |
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sucking. dick from the back is DEAD. all the heroes are eating rear end from the front
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# ? Mar 19, 2019 05:11 |
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FutonForensic posted:sucking. dick from the back is DEAD. all the heroes are eating rear end from the front Tried it last night, can confirm to now feel like a hero.
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# ? Mar 19, 2019 11:22 |
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my sex alarm goes off at 5am. I roll over and stare bleary eyed at the phone, taking a full minute to realize that I should turn off the alarm. it sucks, but I knew what I was signing up for. already I smile thinking about this evening when I’ll be finished with sex and ready to punch the time clock & do some motherfucking paperwork
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# ? Mar 19, 2019 16:23 |
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blaise rascal posted:my sex alarm goes off at 5am. I roll over and stare bleary eyed at the phone, taking a full minute to realize that I should turn off the alarm.
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# ? Mar 19, 2019 17:47 |
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blaise rascal posted:my sex alarm goes off at 5am. I roll over and stare bleary eyed at the phone, taking a full minute to realize that I should turn off the alarm.
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# ? Mar 19, 2019 17:59 |
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sometime is put the V in the P don't @ me. the professional sex haver |
# ? Mar 19, 2019 18:56 |
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blaise rascal posted:my sex alarm goes off at 5am. I roll over and stare bleary eyed at the phone, taking a full minute to realize that I should turn off the alarm. EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. ITS CHRONICLES OF BIG DICK AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, BIG DICK. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME PUSSY OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP TECHNIQUE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY ESCAPED THE GALAXYS MOST DANGEROUS WOMEN. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY COLLEGE CLASS AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN COLLEGE CLASS CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JEKRS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE LINES AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING EM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING CLEAN UP EVERY MORNIng |
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Jaded Burnout posted:EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. ITS CHRONICLES OF BIG DICK AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, BIG DICK. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME PUSSY OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP TECHNIQUE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY ESCAPED THE GALAXYS MOST DANGEROUS WOMEN. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY COLLEGE CLASS AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN COLLEGE CLASS CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JEKRS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE LINES AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING EM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING CLEAN UP EVERY MORNIng
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# ? Mar 19, 2019 21:28 |
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blaise rascal posted:my sex alarm goes off at 5am. I roll over and stare bleary eyed at the phone, taking a full minute to realize that I should turn off the alarm. Jaded Burnout posted:EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. ITS CHRONICLES OF BIG DICK AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, BIG DICK. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME PUSSY OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP TECHNIQUE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY ESCAPED THE GALAXYS MOST DANGEROUS WOMEN. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY COLLEGE CLASS AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN COLLEGE CLASS CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JEKRS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE LINES AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING EM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING CLEAN UP EVERY MORNIng
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# ? Mar 19, 2019 22:02 |
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Jaded Burnout posted:EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. ITS CHRONICLES OF BIG DICK AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, BIG DICK. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME PUSSY OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP TECHNIQUE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY ESCAPED THE GALAXYS MOST DANGEROUS WOMEN. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY COLLEGE CLASS AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN COLLEGE CLASS CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JEKRS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE LINES AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING EM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING CLEAN UP EVERY MORNIng |
# ? Mar 20, 2019 03:54 |
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Ok ok I got it I got a new move It really works too Pop a habanero in your mouth and give your dude a beej It'll be the most memorable evening of his life I promise
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# ? Mar 20, 2019 05:10 |
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hamjobs posted:Ok ok I got it I got a new move that's hot |
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TVsVeryOwn posted:that's hot
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# ? Mar 20, 2019 11:54 |
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hamjobs posted:Ok ok I got it I got a new move If you keep two graham crackers and a chocolate bar at the ready this move is called the S'more. |
# ? Mar 20, 2019 12:29 |
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google THIS posted:If you keep two graham crackers and a chocolate bar at the ready this move is called the S'more. if you shove the pepper up someone's b-hole the move is called the ring of fire, i read about it in cosmo seems like a good idea, like all cosmo sex tips
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# ? Mar 20, 2019 12:31 |
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aspiring sexperts will learn the two different kinds of sex: Anal 1, and Anal 2
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# ? Mar 20, 2019 14:52 |
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FutonForensic posted:aspiring sexperts will learn the two different kinds of sex: Anal 1, and Anal 2 I failed Anal 2 and had to take a catch up course in HJs |
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Jaded Burnout posted:I failed Anal 2 and had to take a catch up course in HJs Yeah, it's hard to in there, but once you made it you can relax and see how far you can go.
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# ? Mar 20, 2019 16:36 |
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You will be surprised and amused by the amount of things in your kitchen that double as a sex toy.
https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
# ? Mar 21, 2019 02:35 |
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Splatmaster posted:You will be surprised and amused by the amount of things in your kitchen that double as a sex toy. Like my kitchen cabinets full of sex toys? |
# ? Mar 21, 2019 12:31 |
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Splatmaster posted:You will be surprised and amused by the amount of things in your kitchen that double as a sex toy.
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# ? Mar 21, 2019 12:43 |
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Jaded Burnout posted:Like my kitchen cabinets full of sex toys? TOO SOON
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# ? Mar 21, 2019 17:54 |
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Splatmaster posted:You will be surprised and amused by the amount of things in your kitchen that double as a sex toy. |
# ? Mar 21, 2019 23:17 |
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Splatmaster posted:You will be surprised and amused by the amount of things in your kitchen that double as a sex toy. Playing the spoons while spooning my gal |
# ? Mar 21, 2019 23:27 |
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vanisher posted:Playing the spoons while spooning my gal Why spoon when you can fork? |
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vanisher fucked around with this message at 23:59 on Mar 21, 2019 |
# ? Mar 21, 2019 23:54 |
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I have a very face while inserting knifes into a knife block. This turns into a whole different level when done with forks.
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# ? Mar 22, 2019 01:10 |
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naked hibachi
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# ? Mar 22, 2019 02:45 |
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Goons Are Great posted:I have a very face while inserting knifes into a knife block. This turns into a whole different level when done with forks. I let out a little moan whenever I use my knife block's built-in sharpener. |
# ? Mar 23, 2019 13:58 |
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Renamed my turkey baster to " 'Ol Dirty Bastard"
https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Spatula City & Adult Book Store
https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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