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Anony Mouse posted:No way, the wife is the weird one here. Who the hell insists that their partner must sleep in their bed in their designated spot and forbids them from sleeping literally anywhere else ever? She is just as weird if not weirder for not switching spots as he is for wanting to. if my wife tried to sleep on my side of the bed i would tombstone her straight into the earth
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TIFU by putting my foot in a glory hole. Few weekends ago my boyfriend and I decide to go to a local bathhouse to fool around and maybe fool around with someone else. Was our first time, we were fairly nervous. After touring the inside, we would occasionally stop and fool around with one another, before continuing to explore the building. At some point, we wind up in a stall which is roughly the size of a bathroom stall, sans bathroom. On either side of the walls are long rectangular holes, around mid thigh high. Boyfriend and I are entwined with one another, going at it, and for balance, I stick my foot into one of the holes, propping myself up. At some point, someone starts sucking on my toes from the other side. I know it was that, due to them occasionally softly nibbling them as well. At first, it was a little off-putting, but I was getting closer to orgasm with my boyfriend, so I went with it. Suddenly, the mouth stops, a moment of nothing, and then warmth. I feel some slight hair, and then the top half of my foot is engulfed. Several thrusts go by before I finally realize that my the literal top of half of my foot is IN SOMEONES rear end. I literally had my foot inside another persons rear end. The entire top half of my foot. within seconds I promptly withdrew my foot, struggling to see if my assaulted foot now resembled a fudge brownie, and burst into emotional breakdown hysterical laughter of disbelief. Then rushed to the showers. TL;DR. Went to a bathhouse and my foot ended up in someone’s rear end.
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Me [20F] with my SO [24M] he wants to engage in race play, I find it really degrading. Is he racist?quote:Hi everyone, I'm not a very good writer so bear with me for a bit here. My SO (Let's call him Garrett) and I (call me Alexis) have been together for about a year and we're both into the kink scene. My SO is really into domination and humiliation and while I like the domination bit (I'm a Switch), I'm not so into humiliation. I'm also pretty active on Fetlife and I recently was in a group discussion, in this discussion my SO also posted about his kinks and turns out he gets really turned on by the master/slave dynamic. So much so that he has apparently gotten off while thinking of me as Sally while we were in bed. I tried to ask him about it and the gist of what he said was "At least I find you attractive, why are you making such a big deal about this?" My boyfriend is pretty stereotypical frat boy pretty and I'm really, really not. top commenter posted:Wait a minute your BF's family spoke in Ebonics to you? Are you F#$%^ kidding me? I don't know if your BF is racist, his family sure is. You're there you're the one who spends the most time with him, what do you think? What does your gut tell you? To me he does sound racist, and he has attached it to his kink, but maybe I am reading this scenario incorrectly. OP posted:Yup, he sat there and laughed about it and said "Yo dawg we just want to talk in your native tongue". He has a very childish sense of humour that way.
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Mar 20, 2019 11:13
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Guildenstern Mother posted:Why hello Shorsey gently caress you Reilly, I made your mum so wet that Trudeau deployed a 24 hour infantry unit to stack sandbags around my bed.
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Mar 20, 2019 11:15
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DeadMansSuspenders posted:Is he racist? yeah
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Mar 20, 2019 11:26
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Get Out sequel just kind of sad.
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Mar 20, 2019 11:38
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Vim Fuego posted:Ok, y'all thought a 9 year old eating pot gummies was bad? How about a fetus Don't eat foetuses imo
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Mar 20, 2019 11:54
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feedmegin posted:Don't eat foetuses imo Yeah but what if they get you high AF?
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Mar 20, 2019 12:02
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Kak posted:TIFU by putting my foot in a glory hole. Idk about you, but this one deserves a place among the great posts
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Mar 20, 2019 12:07
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Power Khan posted:Idk about you, but this one deserves a place among the great posts /r/relationshits: see if my assaulted foot now resembled a fudge brownie
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Mar 20, 2019 12:42
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Pirate Radar posted:Coincidentally, here’s one from today’s Dear Prudence You posted violence as the opener, not the closer. And while I don’t condone domestic abuse, I appreciate the effort. Racist boyfriend shoulda got punched though.
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Mar 20, 2019 13:09
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Anony Mouse posted:No way, the wife is the weird one here. Who the hell insists that their partner must sleep in their bed in their designated spot and forbids them from sleeping literally anywhere else ever? She is just as weird if not weirder for not switching spots as he is for wanting to. Look i sleep in my bed in my side. I don't badger my wife to sleep on the floor, or in the living room with me, or in one of the guest bedrooms or any other dumb juvenile poo poo. Crazy guy needs to shut the gently caress up and sleep in his designated spot like an adult.
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Mar 20, 2019 13:41
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DeadMansSuspenders posted:My best friend (27m) and I ( 27f ) slept together and he pretends it never happened, but I received a letter from him today. Maybe it's fake, but I hope it's real cause it's nice to have a happy ending in these every now and then.
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Mar 20, 2019 13:55
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DeadMansSuspenders posted:Bullet status: dodged Thanks for posting that. I know this thread is intended to be a Jerry Springer/Maury kinda thing but I love reading happy stuff like this 
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Mar 20, 2019 14:05
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jobson groeth posted:That's quite an avatar you got going there. lol what! well I know where that came from, but never even noticed since I browse with avatars off and had to check to see if you where joking. I'm... honored, actually. Someone payed good money for that, and I can't even feel offended! awesome.
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Mar 20, 2019 14:13
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/\/\/\ rollin I know you've all been waiting, and here is my hot take on hosed up weed gummy aunt: it literally does not matter at all if the kid actively went looking for the weed gummies specifically to eat them, as an adult you're 110% responsible for what a child under your care gets up to.
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Mar 20, 2019 14:25
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Serephina posted:Her mum's 100% right in this. You've taken the first steps into playing at god, and it's a slippery slope indeed. Can't preggers? Test tube babies. Oh wait all of them took? Time to cull some. All of them healthy? Pick favorites and kill the rest. Tiny little baby steps down the road to damnation. Embrace the future luddite.
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Mar 20, 2019 14:31
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afroserty posted:Embrace the future luddite. Much like the temperance movement, the Luddites were right.
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Mar 20, 2019 14:40
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Much like the temperance movement the Luddites lost and are dead
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Mar 20, 2019 14:45
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Who the gently caress sleeps on a sidewalk?!?? Edit: Besides the homeless who don't have a choice
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Mar 20, 2019 14:53
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CheesyDog posted:Much like the temperance movement the Luddites lost and are dead Let's bring them back. Where's that iPhone factory?
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Mar 20, 2019 15:00
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CheesyDog posted:Can you please let me know the final steps to playing god, it would really help me wrap up some personal projects more quickly Donate $10,000 a month to Lowtax's Pateron, that's the last category available and honestly "Become God" is as far anyone can go.
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Mar 20, 2019 15:39
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Kak posted:TIFU by putting my foot in a glory hole. Play bathhouse games, win bathhouse prizes
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Mar 20, 2019 16:12
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Kak posted:TIFU by putting my foot in a glory hole. Bring your foot condom next time
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Mar 20, 2019 16:36
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AITA for being a little bit annoyed my brother still won't forgive me for being a bit of a bully as a child?quote:My bro knows my actual account so needed to make a throwaway for this one.
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Mar 20, 2019 16:47
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anime: not even once
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Mar 20, 2019 16:54
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DemoneeHo posted:AITA for being a little bit annoyed my brother still won't forgive me for being a bit of a bully as a child? I love how apologizing never seems to cross this dude's mind.
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Mar 20, 2019 16:54
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AITA for breaking up with him because of his job?quote:My ex was everything I wanted in a partner except for ambitious. That’s what proved to be our downfall. He was a “kitchen assistant” at his uncle’s restaurant. Basically washing dishes, bussing tables, and general cleaning. I tried talking to him about looking for other work, something he could make a future in, but he was happy there.
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Mar 20, 2019 17:02
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mocking your brother mercilessly for his anime obsession is harsh but fair. it's the only way he'll learn
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Mar 20, 2019 17:02
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DemoneeHo posted:AITA for being a little bit annoyed my brother still won't forgive me for being a bit of a bully as a child? I always love the ones where the title obviously makes them the rear end in a top hat but then it gets turned around and they're the hero
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Mar 20, 2019 17:08
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DemoneeHo posted:AITA for breaking up with him because of his job? Lol this is great. Like at no point before this conversation did she talk to him about the future? Guess not! Lol
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Mar 20, 2019 17:11
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MarcusSA posted:Lol this is great. She repeats in the comments that she tried to get him to consider other jobs, but apparently never bothered to ask why he was content to stay where he is. Just poor communication all around.
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Mar 20, 2019 17:15
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DemoneeHo posted:She repeats in the comments that she tried to get him to consider other jobs, but apparently never bothered to ask why he was content to stay where he is. Haha even better. Well good for him.
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Mar 20, 2019 17:17
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Didn't bully him enough, obviously
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Mar 20, 2019 17:18
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MarcusSA posted:Lol this is great. quote:I tried talking to him about looking for other work, something he could make a future in, but he was happy there.
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Mar 20, 2019 17:22
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The question is, does the uncle have any children of their own? If so his rear end is getting taken for a ride.
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Mar 20, 2019 17:26
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^^^^ this is also an excellent point, howeverAnne Whateley posted:It's the first paragraph I didn’t see “happy washing dishes” I saw “happy working at the restaurant”. Not on him at all. She murdered her own relationship because he wasn’t in a “career” and that’s definitely on her.
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Mar 20, 2019 17:28
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Anne Whateley posted:It's the first paragraph You're wrong, re-read the first paragraph She doesn't talk about his goals, she tries to convince him to quit his job where he's happy and go somewhere else If she says "Hey have you considered quitting working at the restaurant" and he says "I like working at the restaurant" and she doesn't press further as to whether he has plans to grow at the restaurant, that's absolutely on her
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Mar 20, 2019 17:29
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This would not be the first time I have heard of a family member working for a business either being promised or incorrectly believing they are earning equity in the relative's business and ending up with nothing when the relative sells the business and retires.
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Pinecone Sample posted:This would not be the first time I have heard of a family member working for a business either being promised or incorrectly believing they are earning equity in the relative's business and ending up with nothing when the relative sells the business and retires. Yeah, but you're just assuming that's going to happen.
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