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null_pointer
Nov 9, 2004

Center in, pull back. Stop. Track 45 right. Stop. Center and stop.

Solice Kirsk posted:

That chimp is going to kill someone eventually.

Inshallah

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Reign Of Pain
May 1, 2005

Nap Ghost
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NblUhm2Hd3Y

Shoehead
Sep 28, 2005

Wassup, Choom?
Ya need sumthin'?

Don't give dogs cheese it makes em sick.

boar guy
Jan 25, 2007

Shoehead posted:

Don't give dogs cheese it makes em sick.

thats pasteurized processed cheese food, not cheese

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Shoehead posted:

Don't give dogs cheese it makes em sick.

Cheese is perfectly fine for dogs, you canine buzz-kill.

Beastie
Nov 3, 2006

They used to call me tricky-kid, I lived the life they wish they did.


Shoehead posted:

Don't give dogs cheese it makes em sick.

How the hell else do you give a dog medicine?

jemand
Sep 19, 2018

https://i.imgur.com/PrqWQLy.mp4

jobson groeth
May 17, 2018

by FactsAreUseless
https://video.twimg.com/amplify_video/1065314986543595520/vid/480x480/UPquS9OloR2fcfFA.mp4

MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill

how is she selling these... you just need to write the messages yourself...

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Shoehead posted:

Don't give dogs cheese it makes em sick.

Watch it again

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Martha Stewart Undying posted:

how is she selling these... you just need to write the messages yourself...

I don't have time for that, but want to be a fun parent too.

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

Cool some basic bitch middle-class wine mom can put pithy slogans on bags for other basic bitch middle-class moms to passively annoy their kids with

#blessed #daydrinking

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

Solice Kirsk posted:

I don't have time for that, but want to be a fun parent too.

Nobody, especially parents, can afford to pick up sharpies & paper bags when grocery shopping. Don't you know how hard being a parent is?!?

Action-Bastard
Jan 1, 2008

Screaming Idiot posted:

Cool some basic bitch middle-class wine mom can put pithy slogans on bags for other basic bitch middle-class moms to passively annoy their kids with

#blessed #daydrinking

Ya know at least she packs her kids a lunch, my mom couldn't even manage that.

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

Action-Bastard posted:

Ya know at least she packs her kids a lunch, my mom couldn't even manage that.

Yeah the influencer mommy works so hard to pack a peanut butter sandwich and some chips and an apple or something into little Lakynn's and Ryleigh's sarcasmosack that she needs an extra bottle of wine to help her write her intriguing mommyblog

OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]
a normal mom would just put a note in the lunch bag.

she just wants to make their humiliation even more public, and now is even profiting from it.

10/10 mommy blog of the year

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

OMFG FURRY posted:

a normal mom would just put a note in the lunch bag.

she just wants to make their humiliation even more public, and now is even profiting from it.

10/10 mommy blog of the year

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy


Somebody give that dog a pipe and we have a new mascot.


https://twitter.com/Breaking911/status/1108045428300435457

DiggityDoink
Dec 9, 2007

This is cursed because the bus driver should have let him on, gently caress banks and gently caress capitalism.

Poil
Mar 17, 2007

Such a large and heavy object would need proper stowage for safety reasons and buses aren't equipped for that. Imagine if the driver would need to slam on the brakes and it fell over on someone. :ohdear:

barbecue at the folks
Jul 20, 2007



Now that's a-moo-re!

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Extremely cursed. Less than eight chuggas before a choo-choo is a loving waste as it is, but one? That's literally more choo than chugga! What sick perverted mind came up with that?

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


Seriously get that teacher fired for incompetence.

Aramoro
Jun 1, 2012




Paladinus posted:

Extremely cursed. Less than eight chuggas before a choo-choo is a loving waste as it is, but one? That's literally more choo than chugga! What sick perverted mind came up with that?

I asked my wife about this and she was firmly in the 8 Chugga camp , I think I wouldn't go lower than 2 Chugga's. 1 is a sign of a deranged mind.

Creed Reunion Tour
Jul 3, 2007

by Cyrano4747
Grimey Drawer
Yeah I just counted and 8 feels like the proper amount of chuggas preceding a choo-choo.

jobson groeth
May 17, 2018

by FactsAreUseless

Aramoro posted:

I asked my wife about this and she was firmly in the 8 Chugga camp , I think I wouldn't go lower than 2 Chugga's. 1 is a sign of a deranged mind.

2 is for when you're in a rush
6 is for when you need to get it done quick but acceptably
8 gets you into doing it justice
>8 you're either having a lot of fun with it or taking the piss

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

Who the hell does odd amount? That's evil.

President in Residence
May 12, 2003


i got chugga chugga choon choon

Master Twig
Oct 25, 2007

I want to branch out and I'm going to stick with it.
How is everyone so wrong. 4 is the correct amount.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
you have to vary the chuggas, e.g. chugga chugga choo choo, chugga chugga chugga choo choo, chugga chugga choo choo, chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga choo choo, chugga chugga chugga choo choo, chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga choo chugga choo chugga chugga choo choo, etc. etc.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
You devalue the choo-choo by having so few chuggas in between.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Master Twig posted:

How is everyone so wrong. 4 is the correct amount.

Thank christ there's at least one other sane person on these forums!


No more eight chugga lunacy!

Renegret
May 26, 2007

THANK YOU FOR CALLING HELP DOG, INC.

YOUR POSITION IN THE QUEUE IS *pbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbt*


Cat Army Sworn Enemy

Megillah Gorilla posted:

Thank christ there's at least one other sane person on these forums!


No more eight chugga lunacy!

a 4 chugga is just 2, 2 chuggas

an 8 chugga is 2, 4 chuggas

therefore, only 2, 4, or 8 are allowed. No exceptions. I will loving fight anyone who disagrees, including OP's toddler. Especially OP's toddler.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
Multiples of 4 is the only correct answer, but the more chuggas you use the more emphasis you should be putting on the "choo-choo."

So something like:
chugga chugga chugga chugga, choo-choo

is correct. But:
chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga, choo-choo

is incorrect. It should be:
chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga, CHOO-CHOO!



The choo-choo is the whistle. Show it some goddamned respect.

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.
You guys, that's not how "Hooked on a Feeling" goes at all.

CATTASTIC
Mar 31, 2010

¯\_(ツ)_/¯
how many oogas per chakas

Cynic Jester
Apr 11, 2009

Let's put a simile on that face
A dazzling simile
Twinkling like the night sky
A 5 to 3 ratio of oogas to chakas, duh.

gey muckle mowser
Aug 5, 2003

Do you know anything about...
witches?



Buglord

Master Twig posted:

How is everyone so wrong. 4 is the correct amount.

correct, or a mulitple of 4 at least.

trains are in 4/4 time

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Stop This!

Instead have a dude giving his tree some vodka.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Y88SLGhKUg

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LordArgh
Mar 17, 2009

Nap Ghost

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