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Randarkman
Jul 18, 2011


Heh. You know what, I think I'll do it. Though I'm not quite decided on who I want to start as. This thread isn't the proper place for this really, but I've kind of got a couple in mind, would have to decide on one before I set it off and make an OP. Currently thinking of these. pictures taken with the HIP mod, which I've been looking at, and may or may not use when I get started, don't think there's been many CK2 LPs done using any of the overhaul mods either, I've always preferred CK2+ myself, though I don't think that's been updated for Holy Fury yet.

Karluk Khanate (Khaqani, if I'm going to be using HIP I might have to go in and change all the dynasty names back to anglicized versions, as that's kind of how I prefer it), offers interaction with the Tarim Basin and the Islamic World, their subordinate clan is Muslim


Just to their north, the Kimak Cumans in Kazahkstan, tributary of the Kirghiz Khaganate.


The Turkish Yabguids or their vassal clan offers a fun game based on past experiences, though you may simply end up doing the Seljuk thing and becoming Persia. Lots of good non-tribal neighbors to plunder. Either of the three mentioned so far are also reasonably well situated to relocate themselves into India, though these guys probably have the best position for that.


Then there's a decidedly different flavor in the Volga Bulgars, the most recent horde I played and had great fun as. It's more European than Central Asian (when talking about steppe nomads, Central Eurasia is kind of a more relevant term than Central Asia, there was a lot of movement of peoples, ideas and empires across the steppes at this time), but it offers the possibility of having a great impact on the makeup of the Eastern European and Central Asian political map, especially if you kind of hold yourself to not simply becoming an ersatz Russia. And we are all aware that as a Bulgarian nation we do receive several benefits.

Randarkman fucked around with this message at 21:10 on Mar 21, 2019

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Lynneth
Sep 13, 2011

Randarkman posted:

And we are all aware that as a Bulgarian nation we do receive several benefits.

Now you can't not do Volga Bulgars.

420 Gank Mid
Dec 26, 2008

WARNING: This poster is a huge bitch!

GunnerJ posted:

Didn't Stalin reach out to Britain and France about an anti-Nazi pact first and get rebuffed?

Yeah but Britain had still not even recognized the Soviet Union and were still waiting for the White Tsarist army to make a comeback any day now

Vinny Possum
Sep 21, 2015

THUNDERDOME LOSER
Do the Uighur Manicheans.

Or don't, and leave it to me for when the semester is over.

NewMars
Mar 10, 2013
Speaking of central asian paradox LP's, I'm also planning to do one. Specifically whenever ck2+ gets to updating I'm gonna be playing as a peasant's republic of Mazdaki holdouts. There's one on the map at the earliest startdate there, I believe. Mazdaki are, if you don't know. Basically proto-communist zoroastrian heretics. They're vilified a lot, so there's no real certainty as to what their doctrine and practices were actually like, but it is well known that their anti-clerical and anti-hierarchical beliefs scared the crap out of the Sassanid state.

CommissarMega
Nov 18, 2008

THUNDERDOME LOSER
I'd like another Muslim LP please, albeit one that's a little more functional than this madness- basically an LP that is to Islam what that Syndicalist HoI2 LP is to leftism :v:

NewMars
Mar 10, 2013

CommissarMega posted:

I'd like another Muslim LP please, albeit one that's a little more functional than this madness- basically an LP that is to Islam what that Syndicalist HoI2 LP is to leftism :v:

There was Islam is the Light, though that sadly never did get to HOI as Wiz got hired.

Kangxi
Nov 12, 2016

"Too paranoid for you?"
"Not me, paranoia's the garlic in life's kitchen, right, you can never have too much."
I was thinking of a Tibet LP at some point. Start off around the era of fragmentation and try and put the empire back together/avoid being squashed by China or the mongols or whoever else.

NewMars
Mar 10, 2013
The china mechanics do make Tibet doable, but it's just not the same as loving the celestial empire up well and good on-map. Ah, well.

Xelkelvos
Dec 19, 2012

Kangxi posted:

I was thinking of a Tibet LP at some point. Start off around the era of fragmentation and try and put the empire back together/avoid being squashed by China or the mongols or whoever else.

That's thinking small. Imagine a Tibetan empire that stretched from Corea to Ceylon. All followers of the great Buddha shall prostate themselves before the Tibetan throne.

habeasdorkus
Nov 3, 2013

Royalty is a continuous shitposting motion.

NewMars posted:

There was Islam is the Light, though that sadly never did get to HOI as Wiz got hired.

Tolerance wolf was amazing.

Ralepozozaxe
Sep 6, 2010

A Veritable Smorgasbord!

Xelkelvos posted:

That's thinking small. Imagine a Tibetan empire that stretched from Corea to Ceylon. All followers of the great Buddha shall prostate themselves before the Tibetan throne.

Why go Buddhist when you could go Bon? Reform your faith for true equality, and also blood sacrifice. Everyone’s blood is equal! Also, Rome: Imperitor is coming out in a month and has Tibet in it.

MaxieSatan
Oct 19, 2017

critical support for anarchists
I still want to do that "change countries every century or so" LP, but first I have to do a regular game like that to get a feel for that. Might try that soon, actually.

tombom
Mar 8, 2006

MaxieSatan posted:

I still want to do that "change countries every century or so" LP, but first I have to do a regular game like that to get a feel for that. Might try that soon, actually.

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3731765 This LP used this concept although unfortunately it never got to the finish.

Rody One Half
Feb 18, 2011

I did Tibet to test out Jade dragon and holy fury. It was kind of fun but it petered out with me ruling from Siberia south to the Horn of Africa (I also conquered China).

Also unrelated to my own doings, the Norse reformed and while the Flyk family themselves weren't landed for long, the whole of Europe and most of Northern Africa were put under Norse Britannia.

GenderSelectScreen
Mar 7, 2010

I DON'T KNOW EITHER DON'T ASK ME
College Slice
I've been wanting to do a ultra-campaign starting in Three Kingdoms China but that kind of ambition is far too grand for someone like me.

Randarkman
Jul 18, 2011

Ralepozozaxe posted:

Everyone’s blood is equal! Also, Rome: Imperitor is coming out in a month and has Tibet in it.

I've had an idea to do an Epirus mega-LP for a while, the idea being to try to destroy Rome as early as possible, without just becoming a replacement Rome myself, that way you can have a world without Rome, which I think could make for some very neat alt history. I was actually extremely close to doing this using Europa Universalis: Rome when I heard about a new paradox game being announced, figuring it was going to be Rome I settled on waiting. That said I don't know if I'd want to LP using Imperator until it's been out of the oven for a while and received a couple of DLCs to flesh things out. So I'm going ahead with a CK2 start LP I ended up deciding on the Volga Bulgars, I might start it up later today depending on how things line up.

Randarkman fucked around with this message at 19:17 on Mar 22, 2019

SlothfulCobra
Mar 27, 2011

For a while I've been meaning to play some kind of brain-parasite game where I have to jump from host to host across the continent, but I never really worked out what the rules should be.

shades of blue
Sep 27, 2012
Sogdiana is obvs the best region in CK2, everybody close to you is way more powerful than you

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

SlothfulCobra posted:

For a while I've been meaning to play some kind of brain-parasite game where I have to jump from host to host across the continent, but I never really worked out what the rules should be.

Start in Spain. Every time your character dies you move one ruler to the right. When you hit a map edge, you do a 90 degree clockwise turn and keep going.

shades of blue
Sep 27, 2012
How has nobody done an India LP?

Crazycryodude
Aug 15, 2015

Lets get our X tons of Duranium back!

....Is that still a valid thing to jingoistically blow out of proportion?


I don't know poo poo about India and am worried I would butcher the hell out of the history and culture.

GenderSelectScreen
Mar 7, 2010

I DON'T KNOW EITHER DON'T ASK ME
College Slice

Sampatrick posted:

How has nobody done an India LP?

There was one in a megathread of paradox mini-LPs a long time ago.

Mr.Morgenstern
Sep 14, 2012

I did an Afghanistan one that's in hiatus because I was a moron who decided he needed to make several new religions.

Randarkman
Jul 18, 2011

Sampatrick posted:

How has nobody done an India LP?

Really? Hmmm... Not having the time do begin today, I might just go back on going with Volga Bulgars then. It's fully possible and quite fun to go from nomad to India, I may just want to do that, disable the Sabuktigin events and essentially do the Ghaznavid thing myself starting as a Turkish Tengrist ruler and quite likely converting to Islam before launching raids against India. That sounds like it could be lots of fun and involve a region in CK2 that mostly just doesn't interact with the rest of the map.

hashashash
Nov 2, 2016

Cure for cancer discovered!
Court physicians hate him!
Chapter 3 — Early Duels — January 1937 to November 1937


Maz Mazin had ruled in Iberia since 1914, a reign fraught with instability and rife with tensions, but one that was not without victory, with the first Supreme Leader of the Iberian Union reuniting a bitterly-divided country, repelling enemies in a two-front war, and securing the survival of the Red Revolution. His name would never die, but it was down to his successors to ensure that his hard-won accomplishments didn’t either…



And after a heated campaign between Mizanur Ridwan and Ikrimah Ilyas, the former emerged victorious, with the Socialist Shura opting for his assertive, overbold policy in favour of the latter’s defensive-minded approach. That said, Mizanur’s accession wasn’t smooth, not by a long shot, with Ikrimah’s loud and boisterous supporters ready to challenge his rival as soon as things turned sour.



Needless to say, his position was very precarious, so Mizanur’s first action as Supreme Leader was to reshuffle the ruling cabinet and grant his supporters powerful positions in government, with Jalb al-Ahmaq appointed to the ministry of transportation and Finsit al-Ubwassumi to the ministry of propaganda.



With that done, the Supreme Leader wasted no time in turning his attention northwards — to the concession that secured peace in the Great War, to the persisting humiliation of the Iberian Union, to the remilitarisation of the Pyrenees.

It had been one of his principal campaign promises, but Mizanur knew full well that a sudden remilitarisation would almost certainly bring the overwhelming strength of Francia and Morocco on Qadis, sparking a war that they could not win. So he instructed his inferiors to begin planning for the operation, but nothing more, content with waiting for an opportune moment before striking.



In the meantime, there was plenty to occupy the new Supreme Leader. The German Civil War had just erupted in earnest, and it wasn’t much longer before “international volunteers” began making their way to the war-torn country, volunteers wearing the colours and insignia of the Frankish Realm and Almoravid Sultanate.



That couldn’t be allowed to stand, not if Mizanur had anything to say about it. Communication was quickly established with Frankfurt, and after a few days of negotiation, the Socialist Republic agreed to receive Iberian volunteer divisions to aid in the struggle against liberalism and fascism.



Two motorised and one infantry division arrived in Germany within a fortnight, but the situation had already begun to spiral, with the communists losing ground to both the German Republic and German Reich.



Forced to pull back from Münster and Würzburg, the communist capital of Frankfurt was under threat from both enemies, so the Iberian volunteers were quickly dispatched to reinforce defensive lines along the eastern outskirts of Frankfurt.



At the same time, the communists of the east were not idle. With their seizure of Rhodos meeting with little resistance, the Chairman of the Balkan Federation was emboldened to try his hand further north, launching a short and resounding campaign into Asia Minor with the intention of “ending the Greek pretender state”.




The operation was over within weeks, immediately meeting with heated speeches in Smolensk, Baghdad and Alexandria, but they were soon distracted by Almoravid ambitions.

In a move clearly meant to provoke the Egyptians, the Grand Vizier of Morocco delivered an address in which he announced an exciting and ambitious national project — the Damming of the White Nile, which flows from the waters of Lake Zulfiqar. Alexandria responded with a desperate ultimatum, warning that any attempt to stem the flow of the Nile would be met with military force, an ultimatum that would go ignored by Marrakesh.



With world tension quickly on the rise, March of 1937 saw the Supreme Leader of Iberia launch his first Ten Year Plan, having finally received the approval of the Shura.



Like its predecessor, this plan revolved around a core of infrastructural and industrial expansion, but Mizanur also poured greater resources into the production of armaments and development of military technology. The Supreme Leader was especially interested in expanding his aerial squadrons and armour corps, with Iberian designers using blueprints from Benin and Germany to manufacture their own light tanks and fighter planes.



The German Civil War would make the perfect testing ground for these improved weapons of war, with Mizanur also using the experience and intelligence gained from the conflict to augment his infantry divisions, outfitting them with artillery brigades and maintenance companies.



As for the civil war itself, the expeditionary force had already made an impact on its course, with Iberian divisions leading the charge towards Erfurt, a regional trade and industrial centre, and encircling four enemy divisions in the process.



By May of 1937, the enemy had been pushed back and Frankfurt was secured, allowing the expeditionary force to be redeployed further north, joining the bloody push towards the capital of the German Republic — Hanover.



In the western hemisphere, meanwhile, the economic crisis worsened as thousands of businesses were ruined and tens of thousands of workers were laid off, inflaming tensions within the Berber Union and other Gharbian powers.



Whilst the situation became increasingly desperate for the traditional powers, however, the depression provided others with a unique opportunity…



In the dying days of May, the Chancellor of the Occidental Dictatorship authorised an incursion into Guiana. As expected, Guiana retaliated and a skirmish commenced, with the border conflict escalating into outright war within hours.

Guiana, suffering from drought and steeped with unrest, couldn’t match the military prowess of their eastern neighbours. Within weeks, the republic had capitulated to the enemy, with the Chancellor of Occidentia formally annexing Guiana into his dictatorship.




Imariz immediately took action, with the Three Viziers issuing an ultimatum to the Chancellor of Occidentia — cease any plans of territorial expansion, withdraw from Guiana and prepare for renewed democratic elections, or face the alarming prospect of full-fledged invasion.

The Three Viziers were overreaching, however. With internal tensions on the rise and public opinion firmly against precipitating conflicts, the Berber Union couldn’t actually follow through with their warnings, as the Chancellor knew full well.



That didn’t mean they simply let the matter slide, however. Instead, the Three Viziers began to discreetly funnel funds into New France, and with the full backing of Imariz, it was them who initiated hostilities with Occidentia a few weeks later.



War had finally arrived in South Gharbia, but it wouldn’t be much longer before eyes were drawn towards Africa, where the Almoravid Sultanate of Morocco had launched a sudden invasion of the Malian Empire.



Mali’s independence was little more than a formality by 1937, so the rest of the world didn’t even blink when Moroccan tanks asserted military rule in the country over the next few weeks, forcing the last Mansa of Mali to escape into Provencal Africa, and from there to the royal court in Benin City.




The Mansa immediately began pleading for intervention from the leaders of Benin and Iberia, but neither were very forthcoming. The Great Powers weren’t willing to spark hostilities with Morocco over the impoverished and remote land of Mali, but the same could not be said for Occitania…



Just days after the annexation of Mali, the Commandant of the Frankish Realm ordered troops to cross the border and enter Toulouse, the capital of the Occitan State. Resistance was paltry and the city was soon seized, but that didn’t matter much to Morocco and Russia, with both denouncing the unsanctioned seizure of Occitania.

Apart from that, however, there would be no reprisals. This was Jacques Vernier’s first test, and it was a resounding success, with the Commandant’s popularity at home immediately surging.



In Qadis, meanwhile, the occupation of Occitania was a gift. This was precisely the excuse that the Supreme Leader had been waiting for, and despite ominous warnings from Ikrimah’s supporters and pleas for caution from his own allies, Mizanur Ridwan ordered the Red Army to remilitarise the Pyrenees.



That very day, with the morning sun rising on the 18th of October, twenty divisions marched into the Pyrenaic Governorate and garrisoned the now-derelict fortresses lining the mountains. This was a strict violation of the Peace of Prague, but Supreme Leader Mizanur could only wait with bated breath, knowing full well that he was gambling everything on this…




And the gamble paid off.

Reactions from Marrakesh and Paris were immediate and unanimous, with both condemning the remilitarisation and promising retribution, but the hours turned to days, days to weeks and weeks to months. The Franks strengthened their deployment along the Pyrenees and the Moroccans began patrolling the Straits in greater numbers, but this would prove to be nothing more than another war scare, with neither Morocco or Francia willing to start another world war over a mountain range.



And just like that, in a single stroke of fortune, Mizanur’s position transformed overnight and cemented his position as Supreme Leader. The risky manoeuvre had won him the adoration of the masses, and with public opinion firmly in his favour, Mizanur’s political enemies were forced to withdraw into the shadows. For now, at least.

More good news would arrive a few days later, with Iberian divisions breaking through enemy lines and reaching the outskirts of Hanover. Capturing their capital would deliver a fatal blow to the German Republic, so the push intensified in the weeks that followed, with the battle outside Hanover quickly devolving into a bloodbath.



With resistance stiffening in the north, the German Reich was able to drive northwards and retake Nuremberg in a stunning offensive. There would be few celebrations, however, as news from the east soured their victory…



Vienna had been in the clutches of fascism for almost a decade, a persistent thorn in the side of the Russian Empire. The socialist government in Smolensk had already declared their neutrality in the German Civil War, but the Russian magnates and nobles had made no such promises, using their wealth and connections to fund a sudden coup that toppled the ruling chancellor, with the rebels installing Karl Ludwig as the restored Duke of Vienna and — after a short and pompous coronation — the Emperor of Germany.



With eastern promises backing him, this so-called emperor wasted no time in declaring the rival governments illegitimate and unlawful, diving headfirst into the fray. And with that, the civil war becomes more convoluted and confusing than ever before.




The Prime Minister of Russia quickly took to the stands and declared his innocence in this abrupt turn of events, but Smolenskian papers were soon captured by another matter altogether, with vicious battles erupting along the length of Asia Minor.



Capitalising on the chaos in Central Europe, the Chairman of the Balkan Federation formally declared war on the Anatolian Republic in the early days of November, allegedly in response to a series of border forays. Vicious fighting immediately erupted as the revolutionaries launched several amphibious invasions whilst simultaneously driving eastwards, thrusting the rest of the continent into a frenzy as politicians and ministers scrambled to alternatively denounce or endorse the outbreak of hostilities.




Over the course of six months, the decade of peace established by the Treaty of Prague has disintegrated and crumbled, giving way to fitful tensions and long-awaited wars. And this wasn’t yet the end of it, because across the sweeping waters of the Atlantic Ocean, bullets were exchanged and lives were lost in the fragmented nation of Ibriz.



The hatred between the two revolutionary states runs very deep, and with neither side willing to negotiate until the other capitulates, it wasn’t much longer before surrounding powers began to frantically declare their support for either the communists or islamists, knowing full well that the outcome of the Ibrizi War would forever change the face of Gharbia.






The year isn’t yet over and half-a-dozen conflicts have already erupted, some of will stretch across years and suffer immense casualties, but the Great Powers are content to watch and wait as sparks erupt across the width of the globe, sparks that will eventually spiral into a seething, spitting firestorm that promises to overwhelm the entire world.

Slaan
Mar 16, 2009



ASHERAH DEMANDS I FEAST, I VOTE FOR A FEAST OF FLESH
What hell planet have we created, goons?

:negative:

420 Gank Mid
Dec 26, 2008

WARNING: This poster is a huge bitch!

a world without NATO and yet still you use the NATO counters, for shame

V. Illych L.
Apr 11, 2008

ASK ME ABOUT LUMBER

send more dudes

send all the dudes to fight in foreign wars

e. at least the fascists are firmly outflanked in germany, though i expect the french to intervene on their behalf if things get too dicey

Talas
Aug 27, 2005

Let's see where this trainwreck of a world will lead us :shobon:

Red John
Jul 12, 2018
Every man a volunteer.

habeasdorkus
Nov 3, 2013

Royalty is a continuous shitposting motion.
We really need to put down the Fash in Germany ASAP, so as to avoid Francia ruining all of our hard work by deciding to just annex our Red brethren.

Also, we should definitely be making nice with Benin right now since they've crushed the fascists.

ZearothK
Aug 25, 2008

I've lost twice, I've failed twice and I've gotten two dishonorable mentions within 7 weeks. But I keep coming back. I am The Trooper!

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2021


420 Gank Mid posted:

a world without NATO and yet still you use the NATO counters, for shame

NATO counters is the only moral choice.

Let Vienna spend their toys against the Reich, Germany shall be singing the songs of victory soon.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yqr1BnpY628

I am sure the Ibrizi communists have their own songs too.

GSD
May 10, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
The Balkan Federation is swiftly becoming an inaccurate name.

Unless they plan to make Anatolia a client rather than directly annexed.

MaxieSatan
Oct 19, 2017

critical support for anarchists
Given how well our initial military adventures are going, I can't shake the thought that things are going to get very bad in short order :ohdear:

ChaseSP
Mar 25, 2013



The LP will end with a sole Iberian and Moroccan soldier facing off each other in a bombed out wasteland. The Moroccan will shoot the Iberian and inflict a slow but lethal wound. Yet even knowing he is dead, he will fire back and kill the Moroccan to achieve victory before he passes out from shock.

RabidWeasel
Aug 4, 2007

Cultures thrive on their myths and legends...and snuggles!

GSD posted:

The Balkan Federation is swiftly becoming an inaccurate name.

Unless they plan to make Anatolia a client rather than directly annexed.

They will become Socialist Byzantium because you can't have a Paradox game without a Byzantium :v:

Dance Officer
May 4, 2017

It would be awesome if we could dance!
I... Wouldn't be surprised at all if the Balkans federation see the Anatolians as a sort of subhuman, for some reason. Someone has to be the insane race theorist and they make the best candidate.

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


Fun Shoe

Dance Officer posted:

I... Wouldn't be surprised at all if the Balkans federation see the Anatolians as a sort of subhuman, for some reason. Someone has to be the insane race theorist and they make the best candidate.

I really wanna see the thought process that results in the multicultural socialist state being the most likely candidate for the insane racist country and not the plethora of literal fascists running around.

ChaseSP posted:

The LP will end with a sole Iberian and Moroccan soldier facing off each other in a bombed out wasteland. The Moroccan will shoot the Iberian and inflict a slow but lethal wound. Yet even knowing he is dead, he will fire back and kill the Moroccan to achieve victory before he passes out from shock.

Easily worth it.

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SlothfulCobra
Mar 27, 2011

I kinda wanted Austria to rejoin the Germany party, but I never expected it like this.

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