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what the gently caress
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Mar 22, 2019 15:13
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Food Boner posted:what the gently caress it’s nerf or nothin
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Mar 22, 2019 15:16
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for real tho kill all cops
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Mar 22, 2019 15:16
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Everyone knows Ming is the Final Boss of Europa IV. White power chuds playing EU IV wrong as usual.
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Mar 22, 2019 16:57
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MonsieurChoc posted:Everyone knows Ming is the Final Boss of Europa IV. you'd think they'd be big fans of Flash https://youtu.be/a7KgR_H9VsI
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Mar 22, 2019 17:23
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shout out to the guy with the airhorn clearly having the time of his life traumatizing people
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Mar 22, 2019 17:29
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01011001 posted:shout out to the guy with the airhorn clearly having the time of his life traumatizing people yeah that was my wtf looks like hes touching himself
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Mar 22, 2019 17:34
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Ranch, or cool ranch? RANCH, OR COOL RANCH? *unloads into a huddled mass of teachers with a Nerf N-Strike Vulcan EBF-25 Dart Blaster fully automatic Nerf launcher loaded with steel cored darts for extra trauma*
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Mar 22, 2019 17:49
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gently caress cops and gently caress bootlickers who think that poo poo should be normalized fight back against your oppressors slam that nerf gun into a fat pig head
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Mar 22, 2019 17:54
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I don't mean to get all internet tough guy here but if someone came to my work and started shooting me with pellets and blowing an airhorn in my face I would absolutely get violent
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Mar 22, 2019 18:15
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A Russian troll farm posted:I don't mean to get all internet tough guy here but if someone came to my work and started shooting me with pellets and blowing an airhorn in my face I would absolutely get violent Its to prepare you for getting shot the gently caress up while you're working tho
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Mar 22, 2019 18:22
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Feral Integral posted:Its to prepare you for getting shot the gently caress up while you're working tho So it's the equivalent of firing a machine gun over soldiers heads while they crawl under barbed wire in boot camp? So they keep calm and don't panic while they're actually being taken into a room and executed?
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Mar 22, 2019 18:29
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the only reason this is blowing up is bc indiana is proposing a law to make these trainings mandatory the legislative deliberations gave teachers unions an opportunity to air their grievances
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Mar 22, 2019 18:56
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Fuckin lazy teachers. I'm subject to random executions year round, but they get two months off in the summer to go execution free. Thanks Obama.
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Mar 22, 2019 19:07
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But it's useless 'training' anyway, unless their entire plan is just to instill fear and induce a siege mentality. If you want actual results, I have a plan that will work. First, from a young age you replace gym class with a special course that includes small unit tactics, hand-to-hand combat training, crew-served weapons, and so-on, and here's the kicker: you do it all with the kids under hypnosis. So when an active shooter comes in, instead of calling a lockdown the principal announces the conditioning trigger phrase over the PA, and the kids all instantly start breaking pairs of scissors in half and taping them to ends of yardsticks and forming themselves into units of spearmen (or spearkids). The shooter comes in hoping to pop off a bunch of toddlers easy-peasy, and instead runs into an entire school full of crack child soldiers with absolutely no fear of death and only the desire to throw themselves at the enemy.
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Mar 22, 2019 19:09
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A Russian troll farm posted:So it's the equivalent of firing a machine gun over soldiers heads while they crawl under barbed wire in boot camp? So they keep calm and don't panic while they're actually being taken into a room and executed? right now NZ is beating us at our national pastime (mass shootings) so if we want to keep the title we're gonna have to buckle down and train to make sure our mass shooters have as easy and problem-free a time as possible if we don't run into locked doors or unxpected resistance we can probably break triple digit body counts but we're not gonna do that without practice
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Mar 22, 2019 19:11
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A Russian troll farm posted:...their entire plan is just to instill fear and induce a siege mentality.
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Mar 22, 2019 19:12
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A Russian troll farm posted:But it's useless 'training' anyway, unless their entire plan is just to instill fear and induce a siege mentality. checks Q thread looks like they've already been doing this in special pizza parlors all around the country, Google Sirhan Sirhan
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Mar 22, 2019 19:12
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Being contractually obligated to undergo mock executions several times a year certainly qualifies for the title of this thread.
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Mar 22, 2019 19:23
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A Russian troll farm posted:But it's useless 'training' anyway, unless their entire plan is just to instill fear and induce a siege mentality. well, yeah these trainings aren't being created by experts who are following scientifically-validated practices. they're created by the sheriff's cousin''s unemployed ex-coworker, who makes up some poo poo that sounds good and looks dramatic, and then the sheriff pays him a couple thousand bucks out of the department budget to teach that course he pulled out of his rear end to a couple of officers, who are then sent to schools
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Mar 22, 2019 19:30
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Zombiepop posted:Yeah that's not really it, unless you imply that for example any Call of Duty game caters to Americans lust for brown skinned folks blood? uhhhh lmao
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Mar 22, 2019 19:36
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Zombiepop posted:Yeah that's not really it, unless you imply that for example any Call of Duty game caters to Americans lust for brown skinned folks blood? hahahahaha
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Mar 22, 2019 19:42
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Doc Hawkins posted:Cool. Fun. you mean the one that people bitched about so much that they pledged to never make another "ahistorical" expansion?
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Mar 22, 2019 20:19
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What's the point of teaching people to be executed? Isn't 'calmly wait to die like a dimwitted farm animal' an objectively dumb as gently caress lesson? Why not 'If this starts to happen fling yourselves en mass at the guy with the gun and tear him apart or die trying'? What's the logic here? Isn't anyone at all asking complicated questions like 'why are we doing this?'? Its along the lines of answering 'You're crossing the highway and see a truck coming, what do?' with 'Lie down in the middle of the road and patiently wait for the wheels to crush your skull, obviously. You idiot. You absolute loving moron'.
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Mar 22, 2019 20:23
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Outrail posted:What's the point of teaching people to be executed? Isn't 'calmly wait to die like a dimwitted farm animal' an objectively dumb as gently caress lesson? Why not 'If this starts to happen fling yourselves en mass at the guy with the gun and tear him apart or die trying'? Execution training cops confirmed for secret CSPAMmers.
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Mar 22, 2019 20:35
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I'm sure there's a certain legal liability attached to teaching people to fight back who then fail to do so effectively. Better to just have white night drills.
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Mar 22, 2019 20:36
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look if you dont get the training then when you need to line up and get shot execution style you might do it all wrong and then youll feel like an idiot
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Mar 22, 2019 20:49
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Outrail posted:What's the point of teaching people to be executed? Isn't 'calmly wait to die like a dimwitted farm animal' an objectively dumb as gently caress lesson? Why not 'If this starts to happen fling yourselves en mass at the guy with the gun and tear him apart or die trying'? it’s an excuse for rural sheriffs and deputies to live out their power fantasies of executing all the teachers who gave them bad grades in middle school for being dumber than sacks of poo poo
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Mar 22, 2019 20:53
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Main Paineframe posted:well, yeah that sounds stupid as gently caress, so its probably true lol
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Mar 22, 2019 20:56
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The point is: the cruelty is the point.
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Mar 22, 2019 20:56
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Peanut President posted:you mean the one that people bitched about so much that they pledged to never make another "ahistorical" expansion? Yeah, it owned, screw the haters. Edit: There's an achievement for sacrificing the pope to your gods.
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Mar 22, 2019 20:57
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I thought it was really progressive of them to make one of the active shooters a woman Girls, you can be anything you want to be
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Mar 22, 2019 20:59
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A Russian troll farm posted:But it's useless 'training' anyway, unless their entire plan is just to instill fear and induce a siege mentality. this was Japan’s plan for defending the home islands in WWII iirc
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Mar 22, 2019 21:15
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Lazyhound posted:this was Japan’s plan for defending the home islands in WWII iirc Is that actually true, or was that just our (U.S.) propaganda to defend carpet bombing/nuking? Or maybe it's both
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Mar 22, 2019 21:17
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it's extremely unlikely the Japanese population would have gone along with that, towards the end of the war there were several near-coups from the various generals who had been down with the conquest and establishment of fiefdoms throughout China but were concerned about waging an eternal existential war against the Americans. there probably wouldn't have ever been a conditional surrender but there were definitely factions who hoped for that. that being said, Japanese nationalists and right-wing hawks genuinely believed that the citizens of Japan would be willing to die en masse and propagandized the poo poo out of a glorious death, but there were plenty of people around who remembered a pre-insane nationalist era in Japanese and wouldn't go along with it Americans definitely emphasized the right-wing narrative in order to justify our bombing campaigns and the atomic bombs, and then we immediately jumped into bed with those exact people after the war, including the literal Yakuza because all McCarthur cared about was anticommunism
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Mar 22, 2019 21:20
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Lazyhound posted:this was Japan’s plan for defending the home islands in WWII iirc This makes Australia's callously lazy defence plan for Japanese invasion even better. 'She'll be right mate. Retreat to the south of the country and wait for the Japanese supply lines to experience the welcoming bosom of thousands of kilometers of hostile desert devoid of food or water while we fire up the barbie.' .
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Mar 22, 2019 21:22
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Running active shooter drills that involve firing blanks, carrying out airsoft mock executions at point blank range and kicking down classroom doors is 100% LARPing by sadistic cops. It would be akin to running fire drills by filling the school with smoke and letting firefighters roam the halls axing doors, smashing windows and soaking classrooms with water as students evacuate in a panic.
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Mar 22, 2019 21:30
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Frog Act posted:it's extremely unlikely the Japanese population would have gone along with that, towards the end of the war there were several near-coups from the various generals who had been down with the conquest and establishment of fiefdoms throughout China but were concerned about waging an eternal existential war against the Americans. there probably wouldn't have ever been a conditional surrender but there were definitely factions who hoped for that. that being said, Japanese nationalists and right-wing hawks genuinely believed that the citizens of Japan would be willing to die en masse and propagandized the poo poo out of a glorious death, but there were plenty of people around who remembered a pre-insane nationalist era in Japanese and wouldn't go along with it There was that time when, after two cities fell to atomic bombs, some military officers were so against surrender that they tried to depose a god in order to prevent it.
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Mar 22, 2019 21:32
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Dick Valentine posted:that sounds stupid as gently caress, so its probably true lol that's how basically all police-related or police-adjacent training comes around drug dog training, forensics training, you name it. they're all little totally-unregulated cottage industries that sprung up when some ex-cop noticed an impending trend in the police industry, retired to found a company based around that trend, and then used their close relationship with their old department to land their first couple of sales this particular training program was invented by a cop who realized after Columbine that there was gonna be big money in selling security theater to school districts, so he retired to found a company dedicated to that, hired his wife as an executive director, and hired his son as a trainer. they'll train and certify cops to be qualified instructors for the low low price of $695 per person, which needs to be renewed every two years. then the cops go out and train schools on their own without the organization's direct involvement Main Paineframe has issued a correction as of 21:39 on Mar 22, 2019 |
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Mar 22, 2019 21:36
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Platystemon posted:There was that time when, after two cities fell to atomic bombs, some military officers were so against surrender that they tried to depose a god in order to prevent it. yeah I mean there was a core cadre of absolute psychopaths that would have committed to the war no matter what, but I think theres basically no chance the like five million or whatever scattered young Japanese men occupying various locales would have gone along with anything like that. it also strikes me that the complete and utter lack of resistance from the Japanese re: the actual occupation sort of indicates how uninterested the general populace was in continuing any kind of conflict at that point
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Mar 22, 2019 21:37
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