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Charliegrs
Aug 10, 2009
So if the Mueller report comes out and Don Jr isn't indicted I'm guessing Trump himself is probably in the clear.

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The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf
Well, we should get confirmation in the next few minutes

skylined!
Apr 6, 2012

THE DEM DEFENDER HAS LOGGED ON
There’s no way that the report does not outline impeachable obstruction of justice.

There’s just no telling on the other poo poo.

Too Shy Guy
Jun 14, 2003


I have destroyed more of your kind than I can count.



Grapplejack posted:

This thread is going to destroy itself

Today's discourse has been on circumcision and making GBS threads in sinks, the Mueller report is landing on a bed of coarse ash here.

HPanda
Sep 5, 2008

Zapf Dingbat posted:

quick somebody do a food derail

And just what is wrong with the two derails we already have today? :colbert:

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
the only person reporting that 'breaking' is a loving natsec rando

Zopotantor
Feb 24, 2013

...und ist er drin dann lassen wir ihn niemals wieder raus...

Sir Lemming posted:

Circumcision is such an old derail, even the Bible has a page where a mod has to start handing out probations for it

Genesis 34 is best circumcision story.

Dr. Red Ranger
Nov 9, 2011

Nap Ghost

luxury handset posted:

this is where i'm at

Yeah, since impeachment as a process is barely tangentially related to the legal status of any actions in question we may not see any action at all unless McConnell comes down with a sudden debilitating case of righteous karma.

Edit: poo poo if it has to go through Barr first I expect a wave of "Trump is definitely not exonarated. The crimes he has committed? Have never happened! to such a degree before his tenure.

Dr. Red Ranger fucked around with this message at 22:08 on Mar 22, 2019

Rich Uncle Chet
Jan 20, 2005


The Law? Law is a Human Institution.


no loving way this poo poo is coming out right now.

Edit: i stand corrected.

Rich Uncle Chet fucked around with this message at 22:05 on Mar 22, 2019

Rigel
Nov 11, 2016

https://twitter.com/washingtonpost/status/1109198699316547584

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

it begins.

User Error
Aug 31, 2006
A report? or The report?

Caros
May 14, 2008


Fuuuuck.

I needed to go to bed.

Tayter Swift
Nov 18, 2002

Pillbug
Lol no fuckin way was Mueller done, Barr's shutting the thing down.

osker
Dec 18, 2002

Wedge Regret
This is the part where everyone gets really tight at the fact that the report is in the format of a 10 page diy zine

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
lol welp

Caros
May 14, 2008

Tayter Swift posted:

Lol no fuckin way was Mueller done, Barr's shutting the thing down.

But he didn't go out for lunch the other day.

Seriously, we live in the hell dimension where Mueller's eating habits turned out to be the best forewarning we got.

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
:siren:ITS HAPPENING!!:siren:

Gort
Aug 18, 2003

Good day what ho cup of tea
I can't wait for it to reveal a bunch of illegal poo poo and recommend prosecution, but then be shut down by those who benefit from the status quo.

It can be the USA's Leveson Enquiry.

CmdrRiker
Apr 8, 2016

You dismally untalented little creep!


I don't know how to react. Someone please advise.

Rich Uncle Chet
Jan 20, 2005


The Law? Law is a Human Institution.


Tayter Swift posted:

Lol no fuckin way was Mueller done, Barr's shutting the thing down.

Trump is going to loving walk isn't he

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
Can we change the thread title to "It's Mueller Time"?

long-ass nips Diane
Dec 13, 2010

Breathe.

Rich Uncle Chet posted:

Trump is going to loving walk isn't he

did you ever actually think differently

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

There is Blexit

Then some Trump tweeter said Jexit

Now we have this



They were originally going to host this at The Center which is a big hosting space for LGBTQ community in NYC but the backlash was HUGE.

https://twitter.com/usminority/status/1109177244201730049
https://twitter.com/usminority/status/1109177247099953153

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
there's so many ways to read the tea leaves as we wait that you're genuinely best off just going to eat some early dinner or something. We have nothing to gather from the context, he could be dropping a damning report while Trump is away and that's why he spent all week screaming "NO COLLUSION" even louder than usual, or he could be sliding his report that has no real actionable stuff in it on a friday dump, or countless other options. We don't know.

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

CmdrRiker posted:

I don't know how to react. Someone please advise.

Expect to be disappointed but hope you aren't.

glowing-fish
Feb 18, 2013

Keep grinding,
I hope you level up! :)

Rich Uncle Chet posted:

Trump is going to loving walk isn't he

Literally and figuratively, Trump has never shown himself to be good at walking.

There Bias Two
Jan 13, 2009
I'm not a good person

According to ABC, the investigation has been concluded and this is THE report.

FUCK SNEEP
Apr 21, 2007




does the Mueller report have a section on circumcision??

Spun Dog
Sep 21, 2004


Smellrose

CmdrRiker posted:

I don't know how to react. Someone please advise.

Be gay, do crimes

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Rich Uncle Chet posted:

Trump is going to loving walk isn't he

even if by some crazy miracle the report was the most objective, damning, report ever issued, and he literally said 'Donald Trump actually colluded with Russia, actively, in person, here's the proof' and the senate would go 'well, who cares, MAGA' so yea he was always gonna walk.

Tayter Swift
Nov 18, 2002

Pillbug

CmdrRiker posted:

I don't know how to react. Someone please advise.

Have a fun weekend if the weather is nice. It's spring, ride a bike.

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
Mueller can't indict anymore now, right?

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

BigBallChunkyTime posted:

Expect to be disappointed but hope you aren't.

LegendaryFrog
Oct 8, 2006

The Mastered Mind

Wolf Blitzer is reading Barr's letter live.

TLDR: He will brief the committees on Muller's "principal conclusions". This will happen "as soon as this weekend", and he considers the public release of this report is "in the public's interest".

LegendaryFrog fucked around with this message at 22:13 on Mar 22, 2019

Jaxyon
Mar 7, 2016
I’m just saying I would like to see a man beat a woman in a cage. Just to be sure.
Get ready for the Nothing Mattersiest takes you've seen in months.

Spun Dog
Sep 21, 2004


Smellrose

BigBallChunkyTime posted:

Mueller can't indict anymore now, right?

Could have who knows how may sealed indictments ready to go.

Rigel
Nov 11, 2016

Caros posted:

Fuuuuck.

I needed to go to bed.

You can probably sleep. The next step is sometime next week Barr is supposed to give a brief summary to the chair and ranking members of the house and senate who was being indicted, who wasn't, why, and he is also legally required to tell them if he overruled Mueller on anything and why.

The house will want the full un-redacted report. At that point Barr will either hand it over, hand over a redacted version, or refuse. Trump's lawyers will try to intervene to insist on executive privilege for various bullshit. The chances of a court fight are very high.

Kaboobi
Jan 5, 2005

SHAKE IT BABY!
SALT THAT LADY!

Rich Uncle Chet posted:

Trump is going to loving walk isn't he

literally, no, he needs a golf cart
figuratively, yes, nothing will happen because the senate won't do anything

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BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

sexpig by night posted:

even if by some crazy miracle the report was the most objective, damning, report ever issued, and he literally said 'Donald Trump actually colluded with Russia, actively, in person, here's the proof' and the senate would go 'well, who cares, MAGA' so yea he was always gonna walk.

Pretty much this.

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