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SoftNum posted:
I hear legatus packs for golfing cost quite a bit. Funny how they immediately pick a relatively expensive hobby to compare to rather than something like football or whatever.
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Dementropy posted:https://twitter.com/wtfosaurus/status/1109303739741925378 What is he trying to show here? I don't understand how the picture ties into the text. idgaf if he wants to drink monster but why do I care. Agony Aunt posted:I hear legatus packs for golfing cost quite a bit. I don't think Golf is that expensive? Like that desk would get you a pretty good set of clubs. Plays are just not that expensive. like a legatus pack would likely last you at least 10 years of golf entertainment.... EDIT: vvv lol I didn't notice it wasn't Monster. I wonder if that IS the angle..... SoftNum fucked around with this message at 15:55 on Mar 23, 2019 |
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SoftNum posted:What is he trying to show here? I don't understand how the picture ties into the text. idgaf if he wants to drink monster but why do I care. Well, he's obviously preparing to be sponsored by an alternate energy drink provider so he can compete with Rex.
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Mar 23, 2019 15:54
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Man, I hesitate to make this joke because it leads to a dark, dark place, but of course he drinks loving Rockstar lmao
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all of the tweets and reddit posts people link have a tiny amount of upvotes and comments on them i guess the citizens just don't quite comprehend what it means when media posts about their megahit space MMO that will change the world get no attention from anyone
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SelenicMartian posted:I've missed the last 10122 posts. 1. It's already out, it's good, and we all play it 2. The whole thing was discovered to be one big misunderstanding and dropped. Crytek and CI!G are super best friends now and are collaborating on the development of the BDSSE 3. Sandi turned out to be a really nice and sweet person who is a fantastic actress. She only looked bad before because George Lucas wrote all her dialogue. 4. Derek Smart turned out to be a false flag operation to own the goons. In a master stroke of playing 4d chess, Chris and Derek, who are actually close friends, devised a plan to get all goons to refund so that we would never be able to ruin SC like we ruined Eve. We all took the bait and we are all super salty that we will never experience PC gaming nirvana. 5. It turns out that every piece of footage ever shown was totally real and made using the internal dev Jesus build that existed all along but couldn't be shown until every last goon was purged from the project. Also it was held back because Chris is a perfectionist and there were blue pixels that needed changing to green. 6. Pgabz was a Derek Smart alt all along meant to convince goons that SC was bad so we wouldn't want to play it. One in the Bum fucked around with this message at 16:13 on Mar 23, 2019 |
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"removed, thought it was measured in inches, not mm" stingtwo fucked around with this message at 16:20 on Mar 23, 2019 |
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Mar 23, 2019 16:16
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Sarsapariller posted:Hey remember how, the other day, I posted that video of the fleshlight commercial with the big penis ship and then pretended it was going to be part of Star Citizen? Wow. It's a peniscraft. I hope this is the pleasure model.
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Mar 23, 2019 16:20
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Guys. Y'all should feel ashamed for this. 
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I'm glad Chris Roberts invented "Blade Runner/Fifth Element" type cities and visuals for the modern age. I'm sure whoever built that was definitely thinking about being up to snuff with the high standards of Star Citizen.
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I just wonder which lucky Citizen will name their ship after me. 
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Beet Wagon posted:Man, I hesitate to make this joke because it leads to a dark, dark place, but of course he drinks loving Rockstar lmao What's bad about Rockstar?
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Dementropy posted:https://twitter.com/wtfosaurus/status/1109303739741925378 Shots fired at the Red Bull guy Rexzilla. It's a stream-off! May the guy with the longest stream and most bots guzzling down that stream simultaneously win!
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Beet Wagon posted:Man, I hesitate to make this joke because it leads to a dark, dark place, but of course he drinks loving Rockstar lmao Hey now, that’s the nectar of the gods. The entire US military runs on energy drinks and self-loathing.
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The Titanic posted:Shots fired at the Red Bull guy Rexzilla. It's a stream-off! It’s a corporate sponsored race to kidney failure!
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Beet Wagon posted:That is exactly the kind of carpet I thought someone who would buy a spaceship desk would have, nice work. Grubby-rear end carpet, disturbingly ugly walls. Spends 2200 pounds on a computer desk. It writes itself.
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Beet Wagon posted:Man, I hesitate to make this joke because it leads to a dark, dark place, but of course he drinks loving Rockstar lmao Its taste is very seductive plus it's a real pick up for artists
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Beet Wagon posted:Man, I hesitate to make this joke because it leads to a dark, dark place, but of course he drinks loving Rockstar lmao Rockstar Punched
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Daztek posted:someone did it, they bought a space desk look at those plebs... gotta get this commando: 
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Daztek posted:someone did it, they bought a space desk God that thing is ugly. But at this point I applaud any enterprising business person who can siphon some money on the side from these rubes. So are you supposed to put your existing PC in that big plastic box on the one end and let it melt due to the horrible airflow? Or is it a case you're supposed to build a PC into?
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Mar 23, 2019 18:29
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Mission gameplay working well: https://streamable.com/cj45t
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Offline Arena Commander ship pew pew: https://streamable.com/tptp7
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Quavers posted:Mission gameplay working well: https://streamable.com/cj45t Lagalicious!
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"The Inventor: Out for Blood in Silicon Valley" is cool and good. Theranos are pioneers, creating revolutionary technology, never been done before, the Best drat Diagnosis Machine Ever. Elizabeth Holmes is a genius and visionary  
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Quavers posted:Mission gameplay working well: https://streamable.com/cj45t
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SelenicMartian posted:Why does the enemy ship look like a juddering sprite from WC1? To get SC to run above 30fps they just drastically cut the rendering distance for everything in the game, so you are either constantly assaulted with horrible looking pixelated objects or stuff just pops in out of nowhere. It looks worse than how even Bethesda's ramshackle Creation Engine handles this.
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Oh, is the money system still in? With grinding for ships, waiting for one 'to ship' when you lose it and all that?
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colonelwest posted:So are you supposed to put your existing PC in that big plastic box on the one end and let it melt due to the horrible airflow? Or is it a case you're supposed to build a PC into? It's the former. But it's OK cause they also give you a couple of fans.
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What’s up with that pull out counter thing on the front edge? Is that so you can do non-computery things in your hovel that’s too small for a table?
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Rugganovich posted:Ever tried to draw a non ascii dick before? Don’t mock my life’s work plz.
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SelenicMartian posted:Oh, is the money system still in? With grinding for ships, waiting for one 'to ship' when you lose it and all that? Absoloutely. And of course, regular resets, so you can grind for a ship, buy a ship (if ship purchasing is still in?), and then permanently lose it due to the wipe anyway. You see, this is what separates the men... erm, i mean whales, from the peons. A peon with only a basic package will only have 1 ship. The ship goes boom, they have to wait for it to be available again. They can expidite it, but that costs credits, and when you are a peon, you probably don't have much in the way of credits. So you have to play the fidelitous waiting game for your ship, or go mop a whale's dick, erm, deck! Whales on the other hand, they can summon ships one after another, and not care about them getting blown up too much. They don't even really need to expedite recovery. Of course, this has nothing to do with pay to win. What is winning anyway?
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TheAgent posted:hello lol
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TheAgent posted:hello 
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