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Miserable Maid posted:Probably. That got funny jokes and stuff to make you laugh nowadays lol
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I wanna see Robocop bust up in there and say “you killed half of the living..but I’m not alive” then put a bullet in Thanos’ chin.
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Mar 24, 2019 13:04
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RobattoJesus posted:Superhero films are teaching our kids that the route to being a good person is atop a mountain of corpses. Superhero films are teaching our kids that unaccountable authority figures with the power to act unilaterally against crime and criminals are more effective than due process. Kids, wouldn’t it be great if there were a big strong man with the power to see into every home and stop crimes as they happen? Well that man exists and he’s called the gestapo! Yaaaay!
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Mar 24, 2019 13:09
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Superman helps those who help themselves!
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Applewhite posted:Superhero films are teaching our kids that unaccountable authority figures with the power to act unilaterally against crime and criminals are more effective than due process. Googleman, able to say don't "be evil out" of one side of his mouth while being cool with censored Chinese internet and hiring mostly white dudes. Twitterman is only able to speak in 120 words or less at a time but at a frequency only Nazis (and Nazi dogs) can hear. YouTube man uses algorithms to detect and remove potential evils before they even occur. Everyone likes YouTube man until his algorithms don't like them, at which point he is accused of both being a Fascist and an indoctrinator for for George Soros' NWO.
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I think I liked my superheroes better when they were crude metaphors for puberty and or being a minority. OK I lied I never liked superheroes.
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Mar 24, 2019 14:03
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Im afraid to say this out loud but I have told my wife in confidence I like Paul Rudd
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Mar 24, 2019 14:37
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mods are asleep lets suck some dicks
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google do be evil out
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i hope the next one is putting star man on trial and then executed for being the main reason thanos was able to do his murder thing, all because he had to have a tantrum about his girlfriend. also i want thanos to hang dong
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Mar 24, 2019 16:02
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Tin Can Hit Man posted:I want the next Avengers movie to be three hours of the surviving cast going through therapy and accepting that you can do everything right and still lose, because that's just life and I want to inject the misery and banality of life into my fun escapism power fantasies.  they are going to bring everyone back to life by reversing time or some other stupid deus ex machina and it's probably going to suck and make the first movie meaningless
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r u ready to WALK posted:
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good fuckin thread
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Mar 24, 2019 16:44
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There have been exactly 3 good superhero movies in the past few years or so. Guardians of the Galaxy, Logan, and Spiderman: Into the Spider-verse.
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Mar 24, 2019 17:05
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go back and watch the first thor movie. he looks like a complete mongo. his make-up got progressively better in later movies
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Mar 24, 2019 17:10
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Back in the day, if you wanted to see a bad movie on opening day you had to camp outside the theatre And the owns were better too because “aha you camped outside for two days to see lovely movie” is a lot more shaming than “you bought tickets online to see lovely movie” *smokes corn cob pipe while rocking in chair staring off into the distance*
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Mar 24, 2019 17:11
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in my day we used to have to click over 500 fark links just to get one good lol to last the winter
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gary oldmans diary posted:go back and watch the first thor movie. he looks like a complete mongo. his make-up got progressively better in later movies he also got more resigned and used to the physical training and poo poo
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Mar 24, 2019 17:20
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John Wick shows up and shoots you in the face because this is a very bad thread.
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john wick was a good movie because it took itself the right amount of serious, avengers 3 (i think) was just for dorks who watched all the other 23 marvel movies that came out in the last 3 years
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I want to see the movie where black widow goes on a date with the hulk not that dork bruce banner, just the hulk
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Mar 24, 2019 18:16
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Does this one end with a massive Sausage Partyesque orgy? Rocket domming the Hulk is the logical conclusion to the series if you think about it.
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Mar 24, 2019 18:19
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They should make another Matrix movie but this time Neo is played by John Cena.
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Mar 24, 2019 18:20
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I might see it, but only if Captain Marvel is not in it!
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numberoneposter posted:They should make another Matrix movie but this time Neo is played by John Cena. They should make a Total Recall sequel except the Arnold dude is played by Keanu Reeves.
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Hometown Slime Queen posted:I might see it, but only if Captain Marvel is not in it! I'd watch a movie with her called "STEEL VAGINA" Her super power is cramming metal bars up her rear end to subvert expectations.
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Cough Drop The Beat posted:They should make a Total Recall sequel except the Arnold dude is played by Keanu Reeves. They should make a Total Recall sequel but do it in the same spirit as Blade Runner: 2049 and have an aged Arnold do a cameo.
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Mar 25, 2019 03:18
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Applewhite posted:They should make a Total Recall sequel but do it in the same spirit as Blade Runner: 2049 and have an aged Arnold do a cameo. but that would ruin the ambiguous ending of the first one 
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Mar 25, 2019 03:55
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Rutibex posted:but that would ruin the ambiguous ending of the first one Would it? 
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Applewhite posted:They should make a Total Recall sequel but do it in the same spirit as Blade Runner: 2049 and have an aged Arnold do a cameo. 
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Mar 25, 2019 03:57
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Mu Zeta posted:X-Men 2 and Days of Future Past are more entertaining than any individual MCU movie. Logan was really good too. Actually for superhero films I'd say Logan and Chronicle might be the best Kinda funny since while both have superhero elements one is really a Western and the other is a drama about teenagers where one is messed up
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Resting Lich Face posted:There have been exactly 3 good superhero movies in the past few years or so. Guardians of the Galaxy, Logan, and Spiderman: Into the Spider-verse. I don't get the hype around that one, the multi-verse hopping was somewhat interesting but the story was filled with the same generic stuff as every other kids movie.
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Woden posted:I don't get the hype around that one, the multi-verse hopping was somewhat interesting but the story was filled with the same generic stuff as every other kids movie. Also the artistic choices the film made with animation and art style were very daring and the soundtrack was good
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daring? e: is that a compliment
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heeheex2 posted:daring? Uh yes? The movie tried interesting new visuals and they paid off, IMO
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Still yet to meet an adult whose favorite type of movies are superhero movies that isn't insufferable, and I probably never will.
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i dunno maybe it sucked
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DangerDongs posted:Still yet to meet an adult whose favorite type of movies are superhero movies that isn't insufferable, and I probably never will. In all fairness there probably aren’t any children whose favorite type of movies are superhero movies who also aren’t insufferable.
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The reveal of Olivia Octavius was loving awesome and so was the chase through the forest after.
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After 10 years of this my research (watching a lot of bad movies) has led me to the conclusion that superhero movies are better when they're in their own universe and not constantly referencing other superhero movies.
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