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Best sleep I ever had was atop a coil of mooring line on the lower level of the focstle store, back when I was a cadet, when the whole “hours of rest” thing wasn’t really a thing.
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Proud Christian Mom posted:to be fair im kinda thankful for things like Grunt Style and Punisher logos because it saves me a few minutes of conversation to figure out if they're human garbage My senior enlisted leaders put a giant punisher logo on the unit picture. It's hanging in my house because I was too stupid to save any other unit pictures. owned
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# ? Mar 24, 2019 17:03 |
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Raft rigged up as a hasty shelter the first night of survival school. I slept so good.
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# ? Mar 24, 2019 17:13 |
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CRUSTY MINGE posted:My little brother really wanted to serve, but developed type 1 diabetes at 4 years old. Probably would have enjoyed it. My older brother and I both did four years active in the army while the little one was young and impressionable. He's better off not having served in the military, but he still has attachments to the idea and the chud poo poo that revolves around it. Gonna kick him in the shin if I ever see him cosplaying operator. He addded me on Facebook last year or so. He’s the least chuddy guy his age on my FB feed. I have some seriously chud relatives that make anyone to the left of Hitler look like a DSA member.
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Vasudus posted:so there i was - no poo poo - in the sandbox Just tell that kid the time you accidentally invaded Syria before we on-purpose invaded it
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# ? Mar 24, 2019 17:30 |
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normal people don't get the humor in accidentally violating sovereignty tho kids these days probably think it's some obscure sex act
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# ? Mar 24, 2019 17:42 |
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the best sleep i've ever had was on my ghost mattress when it was snowing outside and I was tucked underneath a bunch of blankets. I've never slept well in any army situation lmao
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Vasudus posted:normal people don't get the humor in accidentally violating sovereignty tho Why can’t it be both?
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# ? Mar 24, 2019 17:51 |
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Best sleep I ever got was in a C-17 to Afghanistan.
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# ? Mar 24, 2019 17:52 |
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Worst sleep I ever got was on top of 3 MRE boxes while wrapped up in my goretex. I was at that point of exhaustion where anything would do. I was out like a light but it wasn't so much sleep as it was going into off mode for three hours.
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# ? Mar 24, 2019 18:36 |
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I remember an exercise where I was dressed up as wounded. Had a head wound and was unconscious the whole time. Slept so well.
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# ? Mar 24, 2019 18:37 |
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All this sleep talk just reminds me of that part in Team Yankee where the American tank platoon falls asleep after countering a Soviet thrust through Germany and accidentally sleeps through the time they were gonna manuver back to NATO lines. It was probably the most realistic part of that entire book for me.
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# ? Mar 24, 2019 18:44 |
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Inbound in 45! https://twitter.com/ZoeTillman/status/1109893792855977994
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# ? Mar 24, 2019 20:13 |
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https://twitter.com/ZoeTillman/status/1109893792855977994 Get your popcorn ready.
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simulposted
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Mr. Nice! posted:simulposted Yeah I'm currently in-between NCAA games
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# ? Mar 24, 2019 20:14 |
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oh snap time for the c-list newscasters to make it big
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# ? Mar 24, 2019 20:15 |
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facialimpediment posted:Yeah I'm currently in-between NCAA games I've been cleaning the porch. How're the slave games going?
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# ? Mar 24, 2019 20:15 |
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My prediction - Trump obstructed a fuckton and there's enough evidence that if he were anyone other than the president charges would be brought. His children, kushner, and large numbers of the core admin are all implicated in a variety of crimes, but there isn't enough evidence to bring criminal charges or they are state-level offenses. It will say that there is no direct evidence that Trump personally spoke with anyone about Russia, but everyone that works for him did. Republicans and Trump will say "no collusion" and refuse to impeach because the obstruction was only into an unlawful witchhunt investigation paid for by clinton and the real crime was her emails and the Comey coverup.
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# ? Mar 24, 2019 20:19 |
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Mr. Nice! posted:My prediction - Trump obstructed a fuckton and there's enough evidence that if he were anyone other than the president charges would be brought. His children, kushner, and large numbers of the core admin are all implicated in a variety of crimes, but there isn't enough evidence to bring criminal charges or they are state-level offenses. It will say that there is no direct evidence that Trump personally spoke with anyone about Russia, but everyone that works for him did. Seems reasonable.
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Mr. Nice! posted:My prediction - Trump obstructed a fuckton and there's enough evidence that if he were anyone other than the president charges would be brought. His children, kushner, and large numbers of the core admin are all implicated in a variety of crimes, but there isn't enough evidence to bring criminal charges or they are state-level offenses. It will say that there is no direct evidence that Trump personally spoke with anyone about Russia, but everyone that works for him did. Yup. Also the tournament is poo poo because Duke is still in it. Once Duke loses, it will be a good tournament.
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# ? Mar 24, 2019 20:25 |
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i think that they're threatening the kids with hard time and will drop it all to get him out of office by resignation
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# ? Mar 24, 2019 20:26 |
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also the lady huskies are gonna loving destroy all in their way
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# ? Mar 24, 2019 20:28 |
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As expected! https://twitter.com/RepJerryNadler/status/1109902268743196674 https://twitter.com/KenDilanianNBC/status/1109902594388955144 https://twitter.com/jdawsey1/status/1109902942881136643 https://twitter.com/ktbenner/status/1109902543843409921
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# ? Mar 24, 2019 20:39 |
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Hang on, I thought the Mueller report ended with a wet fart on Friday? So no one has actually seen the report outside of the AG and assuming Trump is thus in the loop hence his smug tweet today?
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# ? Mar 24, 2019 20:41 |
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Duzzy Funlop posted:Hang on, I thought the Mueller report ended with a wet fart on Friday? Yes dude literally the only thing people knew since Friday is that there were no new indictments
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# ? Mar 24, 2019 20:43 |
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Duzzy Funlop posted:Hang on, I thought the Mueller report ended with a wet fart on Friday? Correct. Barr and Rosenstien read it this weekend and sent Congress a summary.
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# ? Mar 24, 2019 20:44 |
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https://twitter.com/ktbenner/status/1109902543843409921 https://twitter.com/jdawsey1/status/1109902942881136643 I don’t know how they can find that with the whole “If this is what you say it is then I love it” line.
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# ? Mar 24, 2019 20:46 |
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facialimpediment posted:As expected! Jesus motherfuck gently caress this stupid loving poo poo
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# ? Mar 24, 2019 20:47 |
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well monday is gonna be interesting
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# ? Mar 24, 2019 20:47 |
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Duzzy Funlop posted:Hang on, I thought the Mueller report ended with a wet fart on Friday? The Mueller report is a gigantic report. This letter, from Attorney General Barr, is a summation of everything in the report. Trump is likely *not* in the loop, as they've been looking for updates and likely haven't gotten them. This letter from Barr is super-basic and doesn't cover a lot of the juicy details that are likely in the report (interviews, grand jury testimony, etc.). Democrats are going to want absolutely as much as possible, while Republicans will be like YOU GOT THE RECAP LETTER, GO AWAY, NO COLLUSION.
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# ? Mar 24, 2019 20:48 |
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Everyone was too dumb to have done things knowingly so none of the campaign that wasn't already charged committed a felony because they unwittingly worked with the republicans and the president didn't obstruct justice because he's too stupid to actually obstruct a specific investigation.
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pantslesswithwolves posted:I don’t know how they can find that with the whole “If this is what you say it is then I love it” line. In all likelihood, it's likely because they dipped a toe in, but never actually did it. In politics, it's generally legal to be a smarmy fucker (YES, I WOULD LIKE HILLARY DIRT), but illegal to participate in it (LOL SIKE I WANT THE MAGNITSKY ACT GONE). If you actually gave a poo poo about the country, you would immediately tell the FBI "hey, these russian dudes are being weird around me", but there's not a legal requirement to do so. The fight is going to be about revealing about all the times the Trump Campaign dipped a toe in, but either out of incompetence or luck, never did anything with it. That's the poo poo that's in the Mueller report that Republicans are going to try like hell to never reveal.
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# ? Mar 24, 2019 20:54 |
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Lol, just Lol if you thought Russian Intelligence was sloppy enough to leave evidence*. *Other than unidentifiable corpses floating in rivers.
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# ? Mar 24, 2019 20:55 |
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womp womp
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# ? Mar 24, 2019 20:57 |
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MRC48B posted:Lol, just Lol if you thought Russian Intelligence was sloppy enough to leave evidence*. Are you joking? Their botched assassination in the U.K. might as well have come with the evidence pre-bagged. It’s a different story when the only people privy to the evidence may also be accomplices.
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# ? Mar 24, 2019 20:57 |
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pantslesswithwolves posted:I don’t know how they can find that with the whole “If this is what you say it is then I love it” line. Another thing on this: https://twitter.com/renato_mariotti/status/1109907108240261121 No sealed indictments either, so the Mueller thing is done and the tentacles in EDNY/SDNY/etc are going to be where the action is from here on. https://twitter.com/eorden/status/1109907368769437696
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# ? Mar 24, 2019 21:00 |
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The Mueller report is going to be one of the great orgasm denials of history.
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MRC48B posted:Lol, just Lol if you thought Russian Intelligence was sloppy enough to leave evidence*. When I think Russia, I think meticulous, calculated competence.
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https://twitter.com/EliotHiggins/status/1109909199318851584
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