Battlefield 5: My wife and I walked down the aisle to the Terminator theme

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yellowcar: Feb 14, 2010

let me do this again :dice:

you motherfuckers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_CHdZ42iXQ

# ? Mar 20, 2019 18:31

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# ? May 9, 2024 00:07

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Christ almighty, just got shafted so hard, stuck with the worst set of pubbies I do think have ever played this game.

Got rolled on rush so hard I think I have aids cancer

# ? Mar 21, 2019 02:19

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxGMp3h9S7w

# ? Mar 21, 2019 21:01

Nottherealaborn: Nov 12, 2012

Gonz posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxGMp3h9S7w

If this mode was only tractors pulling artillery, it would be amazing.

# ? Mar 21, 2019 22:19

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Well, sirs,...

I am excited

# ? Mar 21, 2019 22:45

sunday at work: Apr 6, 2011; "Man is the animal that thinks something is wrong."

There's some stuff in there I'd like to see in Battlefield but nope, still don't care about BR.

# ? Mar 21, 2019 23:23

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Anyone run into a bug where there is no counter for the attacking team on breakthrough matches?

3 games today I had no ticket counter. We just played for like 35 minutes, till we exhausted the defending team, sector after sector, with no consequence for just throwing Mans at them

# ? Mar 24, 2019 21:11

Hot Diggity!: Apr 3, 2010; SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF

Firestorm will be fun I bet because the game play in the game is fun

# ? Mar 24, 2019 21:30

fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

The Bananana posted:

Anyone run into a bug where there is no counter for the attacking team on breakthrough matches?

3 games today I had no ticket counter. We just played for like 35 minutes, till we exhausted the defending team, sector after sector, with no consequence for just throwing Mans at them

Yeah, I�ve seen it. I think it was mentioned in the PC thread as coming from the latest update. You�ll still get the �50% of attackers remaining� and other messages now and then, but other than that the only clue to how many tickets remain that I�ve noticed is the icon starts flashing when it gets below like 20 or 10.

# ? Mar 24, 2019 21:52

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

I, too, am experiencing that problem on PS4.

Typical :dice:

. A patch fixes 10 things, and breaks a dozen more.

# ? Mar 24, 2019 21:57

sunday at work: Apr 6, 2011; "Man is the animal that thinks something is wrong."

Gonz posted:

I, too, am experiencing that problem on PS4.

Typical . A patch fixes 10 things, and breaks a dozen more.

Frontlines is back to not showing the remaining attackers when your team is defending the final objectives.

# ? Mar 24, 2019 23:45

FastestGunAlive: Apr 7, 2010; Dancing palm tree.

Hey dice the ticket counter is broke,

�The firestorm map is ten times bigger than Hamada so it�s like you�re getting four new maps 🤗�

# ? Mar 24, 2019 23:48

Waroduce: Aug 5, 2008

i like this game alot but i also havnet played battlefield since 1942. it scratches an itch for a slightly slower, slightly more tactical game than call of duty is.

I'm interested to see how firestorm goes, i don't feel like BF lends itself to a battle royal mode but i can't put my finger on why.

anyway add me on ps4 if you want games same name as here

# ? Mar 24, 2019 23:50

dog nougat: Apr 8, 2009

On PS4, looking for some goons to shoot mans with.
Usually on between 5-10 CST.
PSN: dog_nougat

# ? Mar 25, 2019 02:13

Sjs00: Jun 29, 2013; Yeah Baby Yeah !

My squad for Firestorm has been practicing by playing with just ironsights (but still weapon specialisations)

# ? Mar 25, 2019 02:45

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

dog nougat posted:

On PS4, looking for some goons to shoot mans with.
Usually on between 5-10 CST.
PSN: dog_nougat

Just finished the movie. You still on?

# ? Mar 25, 2019 02:47

dog nougat: Apr 8, 2009

The Bananana posted:

Just finished the movie. You still on?

Nah. That's it for me tonight. The gf's comin over in a bit.

# ? Mar 25, 2019 02:57

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

dog nougat posted:

Nah. That's it for me tonight. The gf's comin over in a bit.

Np

Cheers mate

# ? Mar 25, 2019 02:58

Wonker: Apr 30, 2005

Hey folks, I'm honestly not all that great at shooting people, but I patch people up a treat as a medic.

PS4 based in UK, online when I my wife allows it: username: wonkeroo

# ? Mar 25, 2019 10:19

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Anyone play bf5br yet?

# ? Mar 25, 2019 17:27

FastestGunAlive: Apr 7, 2010; Dancing palm tree.

How do the vehicle load outs work? Are they random, always the same, or do they use your loadout?

# ? Mar 25, 2019 18:05

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

I'm playing right now. Just did my first one. Seems like a ton of fun.

And I'm JUST playing with pubbies. Can't imagine how much more fun it'll be running with competent people and good comms

# ? Mar 25, 2019 18:32

Beastie: Nov 3, 2006; They used to call me tricky-kid, I lived the life they wish they did.

Are there solo or duos modes?

# ? Mar 25, 2019 18:35

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Solo or squads

# ? Mar 25, 2019 18:36

Eclipse12: Feb 20, 2008

Accurate guns = players need lots of HP
https://plays.tv/video/5c98e1b0427cbf94df/how-many-hits-does-take-battlefieldv-firestorm?section=feed

# ? Mar 25, 2019 18:52

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Still showing some netcode issues

# ? Mar 25, 2019 19:00

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Also, I'm currently stuck spectating one guys dead body. Can't even move the camera.

# ? Mar 25, 2019 19:03

RCarr: Dec 24, 2007

Wait you have to capture points in firestorm? What do you get for capturing them?

# ? Mar 25, 2019 19:09

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

You don't HAVE to, but if you do hold defend and cap a resupply point, you get special loot.

# ? Mar 25, 2019 19:33

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Me and Friendly Spider, AKA "Green Crab" are gonna need a 3rd and 4th tonight when we get on for squad Firestorm. Somewhere around 630 CST us.

# ? Mar 25, 2019 21:50

vivisectvnv: Aug 5, 2003

green "sickly" crab

that's no spider good sirs

# ? Mar 25, 2019 21:52

Hot Diggity!: Apr 3, 2010; SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF

The Bananana posted:

Me and Friendly Spider, AKA "Green Crab" are gonna need a 3rd and 4th tonight when we get on for squad Firestorm. Somewhere around 630 CST us.

Good chance I'm on around then (I'm online_and_nice)

# ? Mar 25, 2019 22:03

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Ok, but I'm only accepting the best of the best, cause I'll need it to make up for how much I suck.

# ? Mar 25, 2019 22:53

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Hot Diggity! posted:

Good chance I'm on around then (I'm online_and_nice)

Good gaming my guy!

Same to revo and El Jebus

# ? Mar 26, 2019 02:38

yellowcar: Feb 14, 2010

probably the only cool thing i will do in that game mode

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YigK3ayT8-0

# ? Mar 26, 2019 04:06

Gunshow Poophole: Sep 14, 2008; OMBUDSMAN
POSTERS LOCAL 42069; Clapping Larry

If squads is a thing then I'd one hundred percent play that mode with three goons not me

# ? Mar 26, 2019 04:39

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Fifth round in, and I finished 2nd. That final ring is a son of a bitch. The collapsing buildings did me in!

And it�s vitally important that you try to play this with friends and in a chat. Communication is key for the teamwork to be the most effective.

# ? Mar 26, 2019 06:39