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That Which Squeaks
Aug 28, 2006

"Good. Use your aggressive feelings, boy. Let the hate flow through you."
-Bill Belichick
Thanks for the memories. What a career.

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Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

First ballot HoF. Glad he’s gone.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Put him on MNF

Samadhi
May 13, 2001

Kalli posted:

Put him on Bangbus

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!
Chug on, you crazy diamond

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001




Don't besmirch the Gronkmobile

colachute
Mar 15, 2015

was he shotgunning a beer in his retirement post? if not, i'm not taking it seriously.

AsInHowe
Jan 11, 2007

red winged angel
bye gronky

Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



I'll give him credit, I did not think he'd end his career without any legal charges.

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!
Good riddance.

ShaneMacGowansTeeth
May 22, 2007



I think this is it... I think this is how it ends
His oceanbound namesake sails ever onward though

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

Kalli posted:

Put him on MNF

This but unironically

Tom Tucker
Jul 19, 2003

I want to warn you fellers
And tell you one by one
What makes a gallows rope to swing
A woman and a gun

Silly Burrito posted:

This but unironically

Who wouldn't want this? Get him on every broadcast anywhere.

...I just don't want my life to be Gronkless :(

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


Party on, gronk

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!
so the Pats knew for certain he was gone. They pursued TE's hard in FA.

Patriots draft either Fant or Hockerson in the 1st and Renfrow in the 4th. Reload on Brady targets

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT
Brady outlasted both Hernandez and Gronk. :stare:

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

Good riddance. Cheap shotting motherfucker with the most contrived, insufferable public persona I’ve ever seen.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Future WWE Intercontinental Champion Robert Gronkowski

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?

fsif posted:

Good riddance. Cheap shotting motherfucker with the most contrived, insufferable public persona I’ve ever seen.

muy caliente

barnold
Dec 16, 2011


what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot
I love big gronky but am not surprised. Going out on top sounds a lot better than risking another year

Samadhi
May 13, 2001

Silly Burrito posted:

Brady outlasted both Hernandez and Gronk. :stare:

Doubly true once Gronk OD's in Cabo in April

Sheen Sheen
Nov 18, 2002

fsif posted:

Good riddance. Cheap shotting motherfucker with the most contrived, insufferable public persona I’ve ever seen.

I’ll admit that I found his big dumb oaf persona kind of charming (at least at first), but after that bitch-rear end hit on Tre White he can get hosed in hell for all eternity.

indigi posted:

muy caliente

Not really, Gronk is a piece of poo poo

iwentdoodie
Apr 29, 2005

🤗YOU'RE WELCOME🤗
https://twitter.com/richeisen/status/1109945231066173448?s=19

waah
Jun 20, 2011

Better stay in line when
You see a Pavel like me shinin

Somehow all are true

Kalli posted:

Greatest TE ever and a true hero, he'll be missed.

fsif posted:

Good riddance. Cheap shotting motherfucker with the most contrived, insufferable public persona I’ve ever seen.

Eltoasto posted:

I'll give him credit, I did not think he'd end his career without any legal charges.


shirts and skins posted:

Chug on, you crazy diamond

Sheen Sheen
Nov 18, 2002
He’s probably a huge racist too

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




Wow, he sure picked a day and time to announce his retirement!

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



LabyaMynora posted:

Wow, he sure picked a day and time to announce his retirement!

Somehow not June 9th.

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!

Kalli posted:

Somehow not June 9th.

3/24/2019

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land




Hallelujah

Please retire Brady

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017



3/2//19

3+2+1 9

69

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

fsif posted:

Good riddance. Cheap shotting motherfucker with the most contrived, insufferable public persona I’ve ever seen.

I don't care about any of this but I was going to say I hope he comes out as really thoughtful and intellectual now that he's out of the league.


Take Tom with you.

Phobeste
Apr 9, 2006

never, like, count out Touchdown Tom, man
Extremely gonna miss gronk. I'm glad he didn't also do murders

Strobe
Jun 30, 2014
GW BRAINWORMS CREW

Next level nice right here.

Spring Break My Heart
Feb 15, 2012
Sucks that a genuinely thrilling player to watch played 5 full seasons

UnlimitedSpessmans
Jul 31, 2015
69

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

The sex number

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
NOOOOOOOOO

No Irish Need Imply
Nov 30, 2008
Good player that would be hated by football culture if he was black.

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Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
His 2011 season was spectacular. He was a man playing against boys in the NFL that year. Wonder what would have been if his ankle wasn't twisted in the Ravens game.

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